#its called cookies

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

#baking #just do it just put THE SALT IN THE COOKIE DOUGH #inspired by the coworker who bragged her recipes dont need salt and brought the blandest cheesecake bars to the potluck #you need some salt i promise #just a little #just skooch #'the recipe doesnt call for salt' THEN ITS PROBABLY WRONG

[craske]

a small prediction, or speculation on where the story in beast yeast might go in the future, based on what weve seen in the story mode in the cookie lab

or, as one would say, fuck you unbeasts your jester

#i drew only pilk cookie bc hes the only one weve seen so far #just assume other beasts are there in the bg too #having their soul jam juice sucked out of them #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #dark enchantress cookie #uhhh small cameos in the bg i wont tag them #my art #fanart #digital art #also im a big fan of the emotive hair eyes for pilk cookie #also for the record i call shadow milk cookie pilk cookie its too long of a story to explain

[worstloki]

there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall #that was all Odin #Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own! #that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own #Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved #like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault? #THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too #the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki #even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent #call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh #you get the point #people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall #when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there #because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ?? #Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation #that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc. #Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on #even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin #which he did when he had some guard inform Odin #that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him #focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that #you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr #twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale #you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm #and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him #sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.

[sy5starplaty]

Ben Glenroy & his weakness

#omitbedit #omitb spoilers #omitb s3 #only murders in the building #eating cw #Ben Glenroy #Richard 'Dickie' Glenroy #tevil Tobert #Mabel Mora #retag 2023 #my gifs #prior to 3.09 I thought that little slide of the camera with the 'devil horns' was a nice touch (line 2) #but IDK maybe that's a red herring or the cookie is merely a red herring... #Certainly don't think the cookie was intended to kill... just make him unable to perform... #But Ben was on stage before the poison could take its intended effect. #Anyway my theory (prior to 3.09 and still) Cookie Poisoner did not push Ben down the shaft. #THAT was whoever called Ben at the Afterparty... Someone who was NOT at the Afterparty... #Possibly the non-attendee who is in this gifset.

[phoenixphire24]

About a month ago @crayonturtle posted a doodle of Zolf that was just so shaped, I asked if I could make a cookie cutter out of it. I did and now the cookies have been made!

Hamid and Oscar got into some baking shenanigans while Zolf was out for the afternoon. Zolf is both impressed (Oscar didn’t burn the kitchen down) and horrified. They sell out almost immediately.

#rqg #rusty quill gaming #zolf smith #baking #cookies #obviously Oscar made a crass joke about how Zolf tastes #they’re maple flavor #in case you were wondering #I thought about taking a photo of a cookie with both of its legs bitten off #the CtL server has decided these are called Zookies

[goldenlol]

Cant believe he carried them for 9 months

#dark choco cookie #red velvet cookie #milk cookie #Darkvelvmilk #Trust guys trust #Darkvelvet #darkmilk #why couldn’t we agree to call them chocomilk guys ITS LITERALLY PERFECT

[claitea]

i love this guy

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #stardust cookie #clai's art #you see i like crk because its kinda like k/ngdom hearts. utterly stupid in concept but it takes itself Very seriously #except crk is even stupider in concept these are literally cookies and that is a Doughnut Alien #went from stardust calling down countless meteors to destroy the city that created him in a sorrow-filled rage #to him not knowing how chip packets work and attempting to eat the foil pack #this event story was an absolute delight HJEBDJBF

[fauvester]

welcoming cardassia’s newest alien doctor at the docking port!

au where they kept in contact via subspace letters and struck up an epistolary long distance relationship until julian took a position on cardassia prime to be with his bf..

#dee s 9 #garashir #theyve never even held HANDS we are at JANE AUSTEN LEVELS OF PHYSICAL REPRESSION #it’s all been This Is How You Win The Time War ass love letters and grainy space zoom calls #garak going in for a smile and a firm handshake. bashir like haha its spidermonkey time baby. thats love #this just in Castellan elect seen snogging IN PUBLIC with a ALIEN. with TONGUE #anyways I promise I can draw then in other views than Profile. but this has truly been How the cookie crumbles this month #and I do love their silhouettes… oof #i synthesize one meal on this ship and if you dont like it there's always gragh

[turontot]

w rizz or whatever kids these days say

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finally decided on a design for my oc/trollsona!! his pronouns are the same as mine (he/they/it) and he loves branch! will prob share more info about him when i draw him again or when someone's interested to hear what story and background i currently have for him

and heres more oc and ship stuff :]

#artists on tumblr #turontot art #trollsona #trolls oc #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls turon #i like to call their shipname banana cue #because sticks come from branches #and turons have bananas in them #and turon without wrapping is just banana cue #ik its a bit of a cartwheel on how i got the shipname #but i might change it to something else anyways #but for now #bananacueshipping #and yes turon is inspired by actual turons #but his hair looked more like cookie dough than cooked turon #the little things in this hair were supposed to be those hardened melted sugar spots in turon #but i guess i just didnt present it right :( #WHATEVER THOUGH he looks cute and i love him

[pankiepoo]

tumblr tags are soooo awesome btw. you can tag anything and theres a 50% someone will read it

#pankie talk #hello there #i think other countries should have swedish fika #its basically like a little nice snack u have with others with mostly coffee and cookies and buns #its really nice and idk if other countries have this but its the best thing invented #people can go over to ur house and u can be like want some fika? coffee? #swedes and their coffees. god damn it #we have a pastry here literally called vaccum cleaner btw

[krikidilly]

Never take a cookie from a mouse... (sugar glider?)

Extra!:

GAYYY GAYASSSS!!

#give a mouse a cookie and she will fall deeply in love its simple math really #demon slayer #kimestu no yaiba #shinomitsu #shinobu kocho #mitsuri kanroji #giyu tomioka #my art #defenders au #borrowers au #gettimg called out by giyu has to be the worst feeling. shes never gonna recover from that #btw her shirt is like a muscle shirt so her lil fur wings dont get squished!!

[redrobin-detective]

I’ve been kind of brain dead for ideas lately but an old one that I was batting around the other day was, following Jack Drake’s death everyone was scrambling to figure out what to do with Tim. Bruce wanted to adopt him, Dana was going to take him when she was well enough, Dick probably threw his hat into the ring to give the kid options.

Now Tim has this grand scheme to circumvent all this by hiring an actor to portray a made-up uncle but he looks out at the city one night and is Tired. This city stole his peace, bits of his flesh, his friends and now his dad. Suddenly he doesn’t want to live there anymore. He makes a phone call and a few days later, he’s on a bus to Smallville to be fostered by Martha Kent.

Kon was a little surprised at the call but Martha didn’t hesitate to sign those papers. She’d seen the fallout of Tim when his mother died, if no one else would take care of Tim then she would. He arrives with a backpack full of clothes and a U-Haul of computer equipment which he sets up in the back guest room barely leaving room for a bed.

He goes to Smallville High with Conner, eats an early, homemade dinner by Ma who kisses his forehead before he Zetas back to Gotham for patrol. He’s still Robin, still fights and bleeds for Gotham. But he can’t live there, not right now. Bruce is doing his pouty hurt dad routine, Dick thinks he’s trying to make a move on Kon but really Tim is tired of the brutality of the city and wants some peace for once in his life. He Zetas back early in the morning, quietly knocks on Ma’s door so she knows he’s back and heads to bed.

His allergies give him hell in the country but he still insists on helping Kon with chores. Conner laughs at how badly he fumbles through livestock feeding and crop tending and starts working on ways to make it more efficient. He sleeps through class and spars out in the open fields and, when he’s feeling homesick, Kon will fly him real high and drop him and he can pretend like he’s just dived off a skyscraper. Martha reminds him to eat, to sleep, to wash behind his ears and stop looking at gruesome crime scene photos at the dinner table. Tim’s never had a happy, normal family situation. It unnerves him but it soothes him too as he works, really works, on some of his more self-destructive habits. For Ma’s sake. Martha knows this is only temporary, that Tim can’t, won’t, stay away from Gotham forever. But she drapes a blanket over his shoulder where he’s fallen asleep 5 minutes into a movie on the couch and brushes his hair out of his sleep deprived eyes. She loves Bruce like a second son but Tim is her baby now too and she’ll tear B to shreds if he doesn’t properly care for Tim when he returns.

Kon and Tim, who’d been kind of dancing around their feelings for years, are now in an equally strange dynamic of ‘are we brothers now? are you just a bud crashing indefinitely at my house? we come and go from Titans Tower together what does everyone THINK is happening???’ and settle for just doing nothing. They do stay up late on nights Tim isn’t in Gotham talking about bad tv shows and how lame school is and rocket ships and the latest supervillain scandal. As weird as the situation is, Tim looks happier and healthier than he has in ages. Plus it’s kinda rad to have a sleepover with your best friend every night. As far as he is concerned, Tim never has to step foot in Gotham again.

Clark comes back to the farm from a long space mission to find Batman’s latest sidekick typing up a storm typing on a computer with one hand and stirring soup with the other. “Sup,” Tim mumbles as he remains focused on both his tasks. “Sorry, guest room is mine now. I’d offer it up but it’s a pretty tight fit in there with all my gear.” And that’s how he found out his Mom may or may not have legally kidnapped Batman’s sorta maybe I guess not kid from under his nose and he’s Clark’s unofficial little brother. All he knows is Bruce is going to be a nightmare at the next League meeting.

#first thought of this when writing secret robin #when exploring options of where Tim could go #and the idea of him fleeing the city and going to smallville with his best friend #its a bit sweet #Tim loves his city but hes been through a lot and maybe a kid wants some stability #wants a parent who Knows but accepts him weird quirks and all #so long as they don't affect his health #she feeds him cookies and pets his hair and listens to him geek out on music and cold cases #he doesn't think he'll be able to stay away from gotham for long #but right now this is nice #Martha Kent will throw down with Batman to keep Tim safe #Clark is very confused #he calls Tim scamp one time and Tim's like Mr Kent dont do that #anyway yeah weird au thoughts Im thinking again like 4 months later

[creatively-cosmic]

old fucks!!!!!

#id tag names we don't have non-cookie ones for all of then yet tho n i don't feel like main tagging this atm #as of queuing this pv is Acacius and hb is Mollirose #and. thats it lol #we try to give them names for several reasons #1 to avoid main tagging if we don't want to #2 its nice to have a real name #3 in cr world calling a cookie by its ingredient is still wild to be cause surely more than one cookie is made out of that. like ???

[plurralthiing]

cant think of a good title for this. take cookie transgirl and her cookie friend made of leaves

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #transgender #sparkling cookie #herb cookie #scenecore #scene #sure i'll put those tags there too why not #interpret as ship if you want btw idc lol #'why are they dressed like that' we wanted to see what theyd look like in the queerest fits we could think of #these arent even the queerest fits we could think of honestly. we could do so much more #but this was like a really quick lazy drawing but it was fun so idc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WE FORGOT TO ADD THE ACCENTS(? WHATEVER THEYRE CALLED) TO SPARKLINGS HAIR its fine #could i technically... tag ovenbreak too... #cookie run ovenbreak #crob

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Context below the cut

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #white lily cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #the idea for calling it Orchid Mantis was because its a predatory bug that pretends to be a flower #and sm is pretending to be a flower technically #I don’t wanna call it shadow lily because that’s a ship name #also yk. orchid mantises are my favorite bugs :)

[allyheart707]

I made you a pretty picture of a pretty person.

I tried on the hands 😅. ✨️But I hope you like it.✨️

AWAH! You hope I LIKE it?! I LOVE IT!! I look so sweet in your art style awwww! The way you drew my eyes especially are so big and adorable omg I love them! You drew me perfect! Thank you!

#ally asks #ally is dying #its so cute #and all the little drawings of me on the sides? #awwwww #(I love how you added the creepy basement cookies one XD #Ahhh thank you this made my day! #AND YOU CALLED ME PRETTY ;0; #YOUR PRETTY >:0