#it's real simp hours

[frankenbolt]

I absolutely buy Cicero being petty enough to bury Astrid for the satisfaction of posing on her grave like the nasty little micro-prince he is.

#gonna be real with you all i drew the face in a lecture and I was like well this is too funny to leave in a notebook. #cicero #skyrim #tes skyrim #cicero skyrim #traditional media #fanart #drawing #drawings #cicero simp hours

[righteousinadversity]

Wei Wuxian really got an arrow shot in between two of his lungs ribs, pulled it out, and then tossed it back and fucking killed the guy who shot him - If that's not fucking terrifying (and more than a little awe-inspiring) I don't know what is.

#wei wuxian #mdzs #back on my wei wuxian simping hours again #which is all hours #though it is honestly intriguing how the guy who shot him is portrayed as young and unskilled and essentially naive- #likely with not the slightest clue as to the real situations surrounding wwx #and didn't see beyond the ruthless picture the jins painted of wwx #probably just wants to be hero or smth like that #listen kids #this is why you don't go to war without enough information #especially not against a man who has a very bloody history considering sunshot campaign #smh #you try to shoot a guy in the heart during a brewing conflict and you expect everything to go well?

[neopetting]

#don’t take this the wrong way but you both look like nicolas cage right now #real burger parent simp hours ◡̈ #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher

[beanghostprincess]

(Sanuso NSFW / Not explicit tho)

If Sanji ever caught Usopp smoking I think he'd moan on the spot and would start malfunctioning. Like. His brain would instantly stop working and it would only be filled with Usoppsmokingusoppcigaretteusoppusoppusopp- And while he's having a whole sexual crisis wondering why the hell he finds Usopp smoking so hot, Usopp has no idea what the hell is going on.

Imagine Usopp smoking just because he smokes from time to time, just not as much as Sanji because that's fucking insane for an average person like him. And suddenly he has his boyfriend stuttering and blushing and visibly shaking next to him because he's... Smoking? Usopp finds out rather quickly that for some reason that does something to Sanji.

My brain is going wild with ideas right now but... Let's say Sanji ends up sitting on top of Usopp and let's say Usopp shotguns Sanji. The cook is a whimpering mess and Usopp isn't even trying to be sexy.

#this is not me telling people to smoke please don't #or do it tbh i am not your dad i don't care but don't destroy your lungs maybe idk #that being said that colorspread with usopp smoking changed my life #i want to write this so bad somebody hold me back from doing it i have to write for sanuso week i can't do this i am gonna cry #and also i have to work this week so many hours so many stuff to do i can't handle this #but............. usopp and sanji................... smoking together and making out i am banging my head against a fucking brick wall #this is just me simping for usopp don't look at me #as a lesbian i only let one man make me feel things and that's usopp #he has me blushing and kicking my feet sanji is so real #one piece #usopp #black leg sanji #sanuso

[torchiiko]

having cute aggression toward fictional characters sucks bc i have no outlet for it!! what tf do i do!!!

#every day i wake up & wanna bite kinger & squeeze him as hard as my little arms will allow but i Cant #i should be nibbling on him rn this world is cruel. make kinger real Now #torch chatter #real simping hours

[lightly-toastedd]

ive never felt more attracted to a fictional character than i have with reigen fucking arataka

#fanart #my art #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen #reigen arataka #reigensweep #fuck hes so hot #i cant even #real simp hours ig #slimy con man so delicious fr

[rui-drawsbox]

In the hopes it doesn't sound weird for me to say: You feel like someone with a big heart

Not just in a "Haha simp" way, but someone who loves and cries and laughs with very real sincerity, be it for everyone to see or just on the inside... I could be wrong, but should I be even remotely accurate, promise me not to lose that energy. The world needs you more than you know

Stfu anon you're gonna get me gigly n shi *gay hand gesture*

#highlight of my day tbh. and I've been awake for like two hours #that was actually very sweet of you anon never change #bad moment to think in images i have no words to describe my feelings yay #just know that i appreciate that very much‼️ #The 'haha simp' made me laugh ngl JDBFKSK #of course the world needs me‼️ there's no one who can do same stuff i do because there's not two me‼️ #which makes me very confident agaisnt ai 'art' because the machine could never replicate whatever is going in my head♪ #(ai could never replace me. what is replacing are work opportunities for real artists lolnt) #rui thinks loudly #screenshoting this a saving in the special folder of my gallery btw

[jmoonjones]

OK, so this story really ballooned in my mind and it started to become clear that drawing it all out would be a pretty big undertaking, especially since much of it is exposition.

I made the pivot to writing most of it out because as a dyslexic person, it does me good to practice writing (I tried for the style of a history book? Maybe?). Prior warning on any typos, just roll with it. 

In post-war Illyria, the land finds itself ensnared in a web of adversity. A dwindling population hampers agricultural endeavors, while power struggles over vacant leadership positions sow discontent among the people. Whispers circulate, advocating for Illyria's right to select its own leader from someone who lives within their own borders. 

This chosen person would safeguard the interests of Illyria and its inhabitants from being used as a military power but ignored in times of peace. Progression is overdue, trade is being stunted, and the now-largely female population (due to the losses during the war) is eager for equality. 

And thus enters Emerie, a Carynthian and a Valkyrie, as well as a small-business proprietor. Practical and resolute, Emerie begins to garner support from the predominantly female populace, with her Carynthian status creating male allies as well. She envisions a future of thriving trade, using her own experience running her shop, and dreams of Illyria never being lacking in spices and salt. 

She envisions cultivating an economy based on tourism, enticing other courts to partake in Illyria's small shops and enterprises, and this will help build new businesses like hotels and guided tours.

As the movement gains traction, the final piece of the puzzle falls into place: Devlon. Possessing the wisdom of age and name recognition she lacks, Devlon bridges the divide between the disparate camp factions and gives her 'legitimacy' to the wary males by standing as Emerie's second-in-command. 

Devlon wants independence for Illyria and is smart enough to see that getting on board with Emerie and her group would give the movement more traction and more likelihood of success. 

(It helps that Nesta, ever vigilant, casts an ominous witchy glance at Devlon whenever he looks to be up to no good. He will eventually establish himself as a trusted confidant to Emerie and her government. )

In a collaborative effort with their loyal companions, Emerie and Devlon meticulously pen a declaration of independence so thorough and thoughtful that even Rhys, the High Lord of the Night Court, accedes to its terms. Acknowledging that the most advantageous course of action for Illyria is to empower it, Rhys pledges financial aid as seed capital while the newly independent nation gets on its feet. A special bond endures between Illyria and the Night Court, now operating as sovereign entities with far less strain than before.

Emerie becomes the Prime, with Devlon as her Second-in-Command. There's an initial forum with citizens to share their worries, followed by a celebratory party DJ-ed by Nesta's ipod-egg and featuring singing by Gwyn. 

Rhysand employs this secession as a catalyst to deepen his involvement in the Hewn City, but this time with benevolent intentions. Bereft of the Illyrian army, he endeavors to gain control over the Darkbringers and seeks to enhance the quality of life therein, offering the possibility of migration to Velaris for those who desire it.

With Nesta and Cassian at the helm of two formidable armies—the Valkyries and the Illyrians, respectively—Illyria solidifies its status as a force to be reckoned with in Prythian. This commands immediate respect from the other courts, who are intrigued at this new country for them to trade and visit (but not dare to take on in battle). 

Oh, and did I mention that our trailblazer Emerie secures a seat at the High Lord table being the first female and elected leader to sit there? Because she does. 

Gwyn, bravely venturing forth from the confines of the library, champions the cause of non-High Fae rights. As a part-nymph, she has personally encountered bigotry, which resonates with the plight of other marginalized fae and Illyrians. (Remember all that 'lesser fae' bs from ACOTAR?)

Gwyn assumes the mantle of their advocate, bolstered by Nesta, who desires a future where her part-Illyrian child will never experience such animosity. Several priestesses get involved and their 'safe haven library' mission expands to other courts (becoming a quasi-embassy) run by a priestess-ambassador. Helion and Meallan are invaluable as transportation while they get set up. 

In this shared mission, Nesta stands as Gwyn's steadfast second, while Gwyn reciprocates as Nesta's second within the Valkyrie army. Together, they dedicate their efforts to train any woman who aspires to be empowered and thrive.

Emerie bestows a position of authority upon one of her close friends in Windhaven; a fellow small-business owner, who becomes the Chief of Trade. She begins by establishing a robust import framework, laying the groundwork for future exports and imports. Initially targeting the Night Court as a trade partner, their aspirations eventually extend to encompass all of Prythian.

Azriel becomes both emissary for the Night Court and shared spymaster. This mutually beneficial alliance allows Illyria and the Night Court to share confidential intelligence. By being more involved in Illyria, Azriel begins to reconcile his own long-held prejudices to his people and heritage. He splits his time evenly between the two courts (when he's not spying). 

Nesta and Cassian live in Illyria full-time, training their armies and raising their family. Nesta also dedicates time to creating a night life by helping establish several clubs/bars with dancing and music for all to enjoy. Eventually talented Illyrians will form schools dedicated to the arts. Speaking of school...

Devlon's cause is education. Too proud to ever admit he's wrong, he realizes he needs to be right more often than not to make that work. He sets up schools in each camp, many of which also serve as boarding schools for the orphans. He claims it because it's because he doesn't want to deal with wild children running about, but he becomes very invested in education and it gets really dusty in here whenever a child hugs his leg. 

This emancipation advances Illyria and the relationship with the Night Court is forever made more solid now that there's mutual respect and admiration between the two. 

Are you still reading? Oh my goodness, thank you. As you can see, this idea would have been tricky to draw out since most of it is exposition. 

#yes it's a hilariously non-violent and calm transition of power. This is cute escapism! If you want violence and strife #please watch the news and then donate/vote/act upon your outrage #for real #meanwhile #devlon becomes an emerie simp #this is what happens when I'm sat in a waiting room for hours and let my brain run rampant #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar head canon #wing clipping is obviously outlawed PROPERLY #emerie of illyria #valkyries #nesta archeron #nessian #gwyneth berdara #gwyn berdara

[chipsncookies]

It's my birthday

All i want is him :'(

#chipsays #birthday #lovign archie hours #i want him to be real and shower me with love #p unrealistic but i can dream. only dream #cringe simping warning

[spontaneousspirit]

I'm smooching him I'm smooching him I'm smooching him-

Kissie time O3O

#only my REAL mutuals know who this is about- #simping hours #selfship #safeshipping #teehee

[magic-injected-piece-of-metal]

as you can see i am completely normal about the latest suitor armor chapter

#suitor armor #HGGNGNG….. #norrix #lucia #chauvlight #sa #suitor armor spoilers #i guess #sa spoilers #real simp hours

[outerbanksofmaybank]

Because my mind is consumed with him and the filthy unholy ungodly Un feminist things I would do to and allow him to do to me …. Who else but

RUDY PANKOW/ JJ MAYBANK

He’s mad I took his pic

#rudy pankow #jj Maybank #obx #outer banks #outer banks netflix #obx season 4 #model pankow #this man owns me #simping hours #thirst is real

[sungrave]

I know he isn't but it looks like he is sucking his thumb in fear and i just CANT

#lies of p #LoP #lorenzini venigni #this man #has a chokehold on my heart #he is equally funny and pathetic #mmmm just like how i like them #but for real it's just the gloves #like i know he is either trying to chew on his nail nervously #or trying to think with anxiety over pluto #but it the gloves that makes it look like he is nomming his thumb like a baby #lil baby #2am venigni simping hours

[jasontoddssuper]

My newest video has almost 700 views and almost 50 likes already and someone even fave'd it which i'm very happy about because i posted it not even a day ago and i love how it came out but also now all of tiktok knows i selfship with Jason Todd

#WHY AM I EVEN EMBARRASED MUCH LESS THIS MUCH I'VE LITERALLY READ AND WATCHED ALMOST EVERYTHING HE'S IN #SO I ACTUALLY KNOW HIM UNLIKE MOST JASON SIMPS *AND* TONS OF OTHER LEGIT DC FANS HAVE TOLD ME WHAT A GOOD LOVE INTEREST MY S/I IS FOR HIM #I GOT NOTHING TO GET FLUSHED EMOJI ABOUT SMH #jaysumm #real self shipping hours #💛🎮🌻🍫 #letters from summer

[taexual]

Hiii !!! I hope you're doing great !! I was wondering how do you picture Jungkook in Sleepwalking like for example the hairstyle, the clothes (i mean it's Rated Riot so obviously something rockstar style) but overall his look i'm curious from your pov hihi anyways thank you so much i love Sleepwalking so so so much 🖤

hiii that's such a beautiful question 🥺 i think i've emphasised his dark clothing, heavy eye makeup, his wolf cut, tattoos and piercings a lot throughout the story, so that part's probably obvious dhsjfh

but really, i didn't even have to go very far to find inspiration for how i'd imagine he looked if he was in a rock band, because i think he naturally embodies a rockstar aura with some of his looks, and his overall energy? he's a cute dork with a killer stage presence in general, so that helps

but since you asked, i do have a folder of sleepwalking-coded jungkook pictures.......

so these are only some of the pictures that i've used or might use for header images in the actual chapters for the story, but they're almost an exact fit of the way i imagine him to look in the story!!

#ask #anonymous #taexual; sleepwalking #he's that 'looks like he could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll' meme in real life #you know what i mean? sjskfh #i love this question though 🤍🤍🤍 #any chance to spend an hour scrolling through pictures i have of jungkook :'))) #BLESS calvin klein & vogue for those concepts tbh #and okay listen this is essentially a thirst trap response i know #because we're talking physical appearance / rockstar energy right?? #and that's all 🥵🥵 and whatever #(so i'm going to sound like an absolute simp next) #but the way he smiles babe!!!! the way he fucking smILES #this tough dude??? looking like the cutest lil thing in the world when he smiles??? #🥴🥴 #that's my favourite part about him in any and every concept

[torchiiko]

i Love spamton x readers where spamtons in like. an unconventional form, like hes a virus in your computer or he gets isekaid into your world as a living doll

That being said: in the "spamton lives in your computer" stories, reader downloads him accidentally or out of pity but What If they were a youtuber who talked about computer worms and viruses and downloaded him On Purpose in a virtual machine to showcase him

they narrate everything he does while screen recording like "oh see, its trying to access my microphone now. this is why you have to be careful about what programs you run, im using a vm so it should be contained and cant get into my actual files" and spamtons like "wtf. wtf"

little desktop spamton contained in the virtual machine while reader makes videos on him bc they and their audience think hes neat. they compliment his complexity and how much hes seemingly able to do, not knowing hes a whole little guy in there and not just a random computer virus

#spamton #spamton x reader #deltarune #fanfic idea #someone pls write this #im already in the middle of drafting 3 other fics i cant keep adding more #i love videos about computer viruses. love the ILOVEYOU creacher i love learning about the ways in which machines can suffer #lightner reader but not necessarily Human. there needs to be more nonhuman readers #nerd time #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌