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pisshandkerchief · 1 month
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I have to stop falling asleep with my glasses on because I always end up losing them in the middle of the night and having to crawl around on the floor looking for them in the morning like I'm fucking Velma
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feeshies · 3 months
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I really hate those "haha when my friends come to me about their relationship problems I tell them to just break up" posts/memes.
If my friends did that, I probably would have taken longer to get out of my toxic/unhealthy relationship.
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nickgoesinsane · 11 months
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Reader is from the abo universe 💀
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I feel like no one would take them seriously.
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coffincoitus · 4 months
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I did smith squats for the first time yesterday and the back of my neck is so sore today bc I've still got no trapezius to cushion the bar 😭
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tabsters · 10 months
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I'm getting platform shoes in Vietnam for the sole purpose of being taller than @iirexenii so I can do the cute thing where I have to bend down to kiss my partner
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boyruggeroii · 1 year
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It sucks and it's always for the stupidest shit ever, because I cannot contemplate it for serious events, but sometimes I get why people want to find a cause or a deed to be punished when something shitty happens, because maybe if you never do that thing again, this annoying thing won't happen
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tardis--dreams · 2 years
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Today my boss said "you have a life ahead of you" and I'm still terrified. Like girl, I'm trying to Ignore that!
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rossefinchmoved · 2 years
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what  if  i  said  cosette  has  a  speech  impediment  what  then
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theotherace · 2 years
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currently just a walking crisis, really wish nobody could perceive me.
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sabertoothwalrus · 23 days
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chilchuck voice my wife
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yvesbuprofen · 9 days
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feeling guilty for not talking to my irls for more than a week, I was trying to feel better after having to socialize with thousands of people for two weeks and I kinda forgot
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teethcore · 26 days
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i hate hate hate being a person i hate my humanity i want to burn it out of me
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hiimnothere1 · 1 month
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Imagine punish a brat by tying them down and overstimming them with toys. They start off defiant and curse you while cumming a few times.
"F-Fuck you"
"I hate y-you"
"Y-You suck"
So you just sit there, keeping them nice and stimulated while they cum over and over again until they need to use you for support and start breaking.
"fuckfuckfuck"
"You're doing so good, darling. We'll keep going until you learn your lesson"
Until they start begging and apologizing for being a brat for no reason.
"pleasepleasepleaseimsorryitwonthappenagain"
When they're clearly overstimmed and tired but you just keep pushing them anyway.
"P-Please it's too much, I can't cum anymore" they'll whine and whimper
But you just keep going until they orgasm again.
"What are you talking about? You clearly can keep going, you liar"
So you punish them for "lying" to you with more overstimulation, watching them slowly spiral more out of control as their consciousness slips.
Completely an imaginary situation though
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miagoreprincess · 24 days
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are your dms open for me?
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haileys-out2 · 2 months
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I’ve been told to make this caption from one of my photos (yes this is me in the photo). I have no control over any of this, I’ve been told what tags to use and how long the post is to be pinned to the top of my page. 😥
The post is up for three months (until June 8) and I am scared about how long I’ll get!!
P-p-please be nice. I d-d-don’t want my life ruined!! 😭😭😭
Update. If this post hits 100 REBLOGS I have to get a larger plug and dildo.
Update 2. You are all mean (specially @count-alta with your 20-odd reblogs)😤😭😭 I now have to get a larger plug and dildo. If it gets to 300 REBLOGS then I have to make a Discord server to show that I am in fact wearing the cage and plug 😭😭😭😭 this is getting both out of control and expensive
Update 3. It hasn’t even been a week. 😢😢 I’ve been instructed to add note milestones. I’ve only been given a couple for now but more will be added if any of you suggest something my dominant likes.
Update 4. I’m back from a brief hiatus from Tumblr while I settled into a new job, and I discovered that this post really took off. I now have to make discord (coming soon) and I’ve been given a new Reblog MILESTONE. If this post reaches 500 Reblogs I will have to start HRT. If it hits 1000 Reblogs then I have to find a man to fuck me on camera 😭😭😭😭. Please be nice.
Update 5: whelp it’s done. My Discord server is live
1500 notes: I have to keep myself hairless from the nose down.
1700 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought
1800 notes: my hair must be grown out
2000 notes: I have to resume my BambiSleeps regimen
2500 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week
2750 notes: I now have listen to Bambi sleeps every morning, afternoon and night on my days off
3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min
3250 notes: I have to start using she/her pronouns
3500 notes: I have start wearing a bra everyday
3750 notes: Use a large plug now
4000 notes: I have to start an OF (ManyVids and webcamming as well once I find a better living arrangement)
4250: I have to film myself suck cock
4500 notes: i can only ever cum from anal
5000 notes: I can only wear androgynous clothing. Nothing overtly masculine
5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min
5400 notes: Listen to Bambisleep hypno every time I do anal
6000 notes: edge with a Hitachi magic wand for 30 once a week
6500 notes: start using a ball gag whenever I do anal
7100 notes: Once a week I have to film myself anal training and share it to the discord channel
8000 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min
8500 notes: I must listen to ALL hypno that is sent to me
9000 notes: The Hitachi edging session becomes twice a week
12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cock
13200 notes: Use an XL plug now
13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy
15000 notes: I have to get either bottom surgery or an orchiectomy
20000 notes: I have to be spit roasted
25000 notes: I have to be the center of a Blow Bang
32500 notes: I have to be the center of a Gangbang 😳😳😳
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scrapimmortal · 3 months
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why does my tummy hurt
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