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^ is this all my followers

#penny the way this is legit how you get everyone #starts with funny posts and then out of nowhere a man is pregnant

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the weekend was so unbelievable good and life-transforming but now I have to go back to studying for exams and living my baka life like nothing happened and it's making me insane????? I can't do thisssss

#I want to be that happy againnnnnn #also #now I want to try traveling by myself?? #idk I feel so much more capable and confident aughiee #I want to live life *kicks and screams*

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omg my sweet megalodon :)

#likely thing for louis to say

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mark my words they're going to be like louis takes a more physically dominant role with armand equality <3 girl does the megalodon ever make you feel so safe by letting you hand feed it. and it purrs too and flops over on its back for more megalodon belly rubs and youre like omg my sweet megalodon :') bc it wants you to be the big spoon. But Then the megalodon controls every aspect of your life including your diet and sleep schedule and clothing bc under that onion layer there is another onion layer where you are their beautiful little specimen novitiate catboy which you are of course aware of as a result of the mental and sexual st andrews cross that you are willingly strapped onto in your shared mind palace which coincidentally has bars around it, to protect YOU of course. from the outside world. which you believe :) though at the same time as with all your men you hold the secret trump card which is just straight up leaving, their greatest fear that they have both gone to absolutely fucking insane lengths to prevent, using opposite tactics. mark my words the point is that lestat and armand use opposite tactics to get the same result (louis pussy until the heat death of the universe). mark my words that they are inventing a type of bdsm that is heretofore unseen and illegal in the eyes of interpol

#iwtv

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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"usamerica bashing" like they're a persecuted minority.....

#hdhdhd #is it bad to criticize imperialists :/ is it mean and impolite..... :/

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embarrassing....

#i'd spend my life training evil hornets that become aggressive when they smell the coca cola in usamerican blood #before I put 1.5 mins into typing that reply

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usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"

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i never reblog those “what [x] would prev be???” polls because im like what if i get it wrong and they shoot me

#“what would prev be?” the killer

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died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

#every other tuesday

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Ina Gregory (Australian, 1874-1964) - Fruit Blossom

#art

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OLIVIA COOKE as Alicent Hightower in House of the Dragon 1.07

#hotd

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what can a licensed therapist do for me that oversharing online can't do for free

#that's the real question

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Where is that Davy quote where he was like why would I need to go to therapy (?) why would I need to talk to someone about my problems I can just do it in my own head ….. babygirl …

#MEEEEE #I've done therapy and it doesn't even work as a 'get it off your chest' thing for me #bc I find it too embarrassing to look at someone's face and be honest about pain hdhdh #i'd just end up deflecting and wasting everyone's time

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from the little I've seen about it it's obvious lennon's death was genuinely traumatic for the ppl around him etc but wouldn't it be funny if mccartney was faking a life long grief about it for attention

#in my defense i don't think it's the case #like I just think it'dbe funny if it were #gskshsjdk

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I could be having a great time and then I'll remember I'm not bleeding on the ground dying from a love-wound and it ruins my fucking day

#what even is the point if I can't bleed out from a love-wound

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imo tattoos don't mean anything except for the hint that maybe you like pointy needle

#I hope this is eloquent enough