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cameronspecial · 17 hours

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we all kmow drew loves to read and staying in, let’s make Dad!Drew staying in for the weekend and read to his 2 yo daughter and everything (hanging out, taking cute pics, doing her hair, play house) while reader going out with her friends and she felt a little guilty but he assured her that he loves spending time with their baby, so she should stop worrying.

Me And My Lady

Pairing: Dad!Drew Starkey x Reader

Warnings: Suggestion of Sex At The End

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 1.7K

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“You be Ken, Daddy, and I be Chelsea,” Elizabeth orders, handing her father the doll. Most kids are obsessed with the titular character of Barbibe; however, Drew’s daughter loves her Chelsea doll with a passion. He takes it without hesitation, “'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?” The singing goes over his daughter’s head and she begins the dialogue of the game. He isn’t too sure what exactly is going on; only catching every other word. He does hear cheating and divorce though, so he makes a mental note to ask Y/N if she has been watching Real Housewives with their daughter again.

Around half an hour later, the young girl complains about being hungry, so the two of them get to cook dinner. He watches as the small hand grips the spatula and waves it back and forward, spreading tomato sauce over the lasagna slices. She accidentally yanks the utensil upward, which causes a splash of red to land on her nose. Drew laughs and Elizabeth goes crossed eyes to try to see what he is laughing at. This makes him laugh even harder and she joins in on the cheery mood. He takes the phone out, letting her put some sauce on his nose and angling the camera at both of them. They make a funny face and he takes multiple pictures. After their small photo shoot, the two of them finish making the lasagna and eat up their reward for their effort. He checks the time to see that it is the little one’s bedtime soon. “It’s bath time,” he announces. Excitement crosses her face because she loves being in the water. He helps her out of the chair and chuckles when she rushes to the bathroom. “Come on, Daddy,” she beckons from the other room. He jogs after her to find her sorting through her toys already, trying to figure out which one she wants to play with. The one thing she hates about bathtime is the three toys limit.

He steps over the toys and plugs the drain so the tub will fill when he turns the tap on. As the water begins to occupy the hollow porcelain, Drew turns to his daughter and opens the cabinet beside the bath. “Do you want bubbles and what bath bomb do you want?” he questions. She looks up from her toys and examines the choices, “Can I use one of Mommy’s?” The cabinet is filled with bubbles for both Y/N and Elizabeth, but the bath bombs are divided between the two of them. Elizabeth’s are colourful and shaped in different forms, such as cats, unicorns, or dogs, while Y/N’s are more focused on the scents so they are less colourful and just round. Knowing his wife wouldn’t mind sharing, he nods. “Bubbles, please, and that one,” she answers, pointing to the light pink bath bomb that smells of roses. Drew grabs both of the chosen items, “Those are fine choices, My Lady.” Elizabeth giggles at the funny accent he uses and accepts the round object he hands her, dropping it into the tub when he instructs her to.

Once the bubbles are in and the water is at an appropriate height, he helps her undress and sets her into the tub. He hands her the duck, the mermaid, and the boat she chose to play with, accepting the mermaid she gave him. “And we can swim all night together,” she recounts. The duck slaps against the water under the grip of the daughter. The force produces a large splash that hits her father in the face. His face scrunches as the water makes contact and drips to his neck. “Hahaha,” she yells. Drew fakes an angry look, “Grrr. You think that’s funny, Little Lady?” He dips his hand in the water and flicks some at his daughter. Her giggles intensify and she tries to get away from the attack. The warmth soon leaves her, creating a shiver in her. Upon seeing this, the father grabs the ducky hood towel from the hook and takes her out of the tub. He wraps it around her and runs his hands up and down her arms to create some heat. The floor is soaked because of their playing, so he takes a second to dry it with the floor towel.

With the floor clean, he carries her to her room and they get her changed into her pyjamas. He runs the towel over her hair to get out as much moisture as he can. He takes the brush she hands him and runs it through her hair to get rid of the knots created in the bath. “Do we want one braid or two?” he confirms. She hmms for a little, “Two Fwench braids, please.” He divides her hair into two and then separates one of the sections into three. He begins weaving the strands together like his wife taught him and sings with his daughter whilst she waits for him to finish.

“There you go, My Lady. Why don’t you go choose a bedtime story?” he encourages, watching her run to her bookcase. She spends about a minute looking at her options before choosing a book he knows she is going to pick because it has been her choice for a few nights now. She patters back to him and he helps her onto her big girl bed. Her head rests against his shoulder. He pretends he doesn’t see her thumb in her mouth even though Y/N would kill him for not stopping it. He thumbs through the book to find where they stopped last night and clears his throat to start reading. “To be, or not to be, that is the question.” The English major side of him loves that his daughter likes to read Shakespeare. He is sure she doesn’t understand anything he reads, yet he knows she enjoys it because she is always so attentive and she’ll ask what certain words will mean. Drew looks past the inappropriate subject matter of Hamlet for the two-year-old because it feels like a bonding experience for him. It is one of the reasons why he isn’t angry at Y/N for watching Real Housewives with Elizabeth.

Ten minutes later, he fills her head relax as it digs into his muscles. He closes the book and kisses her forehead. His hand raises the blanket to her chin, turning on the night light. “I love you, My Lady,” he whispers.

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Drew is reading through Othello because he thinks it is what he and Elizabeth should read after Hamlet. She’ll like the witches’ scene. He hears the front door open and close. He shuts the book, placing it on the side table as his wife walks through the bedroom door. “Hey, did she go down to sleep okay?” she mumbles. Her back is facing him whilst she takes off her jewellery and places them on her vanity. His head bobs and he gets behind her. He hands her a makeup wipe, resting his chin on her shoulder. He observes her nighttime routine through the mirror. His lips press against her skin, “Yep, everything went by smoothly. We are almost done with Act Three for Hamlet. I’m thinking about reading Othello with her next. How was the club?” She hesitates about answering. Y/N honestly had an amazing time tonight. It felt so great not having to worry about another human being for an evening. She loves Elizabeth, except being a mom can create a lot of pressure. Even though the night was a success, guilt overcomes her when she meets her husband’s eyes in the mirror. Drew hasn’t gone out at night with friends since he got back from work and she has been out three times. “It was fine,” she plays off, wiping her makeup off with the wipes he provided for her.

His brow arches at her tone, “Really, only fine? I saw Layton’s story. You looked like you were having a blast.” Her eyes fall to the vanity. “It must have been a trick of the light,” she shrugs. She goes for another wipe, except veiny hands stop her. He takes her hand in his and spins her so they face each other. Warm hands cup her cheek. “What’s wrong, My Queen? Why so glum?” he worries, brushing his thumb over her cheekbone.

Her breath tickles his skin as she exhales, “Do you hate that I make you stay at home with Elizabeth when I go out?” His head shakes like an earthquake and he brings her in for a hug. He can feel the guilt oozing out of her. “No, of course not. I love Elizabeth. Why would I hate it?”

“I’m not saying that you hate her. I just wonder if you resent me for going out with the girls, which means you have sole parent duties for a night. You haven’t had a night out since she was born. I mean you go out, but never by yourself so that I have sole parent duties.”

“You have sole duties when I work.”

“That’s different though. Just because you love your job doesn’t mean it is a personal outing for pleasure.”

“True.”

She looks back at him with a pout, his last words intensifying her emotions. “Please don’t feel bad about this. I may not go out anymore, but I never used to go out that much before anyways, right?” he reminds her. She thinks about it, realizing that it is true. Whenever he went out, it was always with her by his side. She meets his gaze, “You are saying that to make me feel better.” His head moves from side to side. “No. I love having nights with me and My Lady. I mean they are perfect when it is me, My Lady, and My Queen, but if I can give you a much-needed break, then I am more than happy to help you with that. If anything, Elizabeth is my excuse to stay in.” A grin starts to grow on his face when he sees the tips of her lips flip upwards. “Well, I’m glad I made you the perfect excuse,” she jokes. His laugh joins her lightened mood, “You made me the best excuse. Maybe we should start working on another one. You know, to solidify our excuse.” His eyebrows waggle and she pulls him into a kiss with a smirk. Their giggles mix in the air as he locks their bedroom door and she flops onto their bed.

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thevoidstaredback · 14 days

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Honestly, Danny doesn't know how he gets into these situations. It's probably the fault of a deity or an Ancient or someone. It's most definitely Clockwork's fault.

Going on that mission with Constantine sounded like a good idea at the time, and Raven was going to be there! She's the best impulse control on the team. He realizes he should've clarified why Raven was going with them. Evidently, it was not to help or be impulse control for the Ghost King and the Alcoholic Soul Whore. (Don't tell Constantine that's his nickname) Raven was going along because she had business at Titan Tower. It should've been obvious, but Danny is not the most observant.

Either way, he was wrong. He thought going on this mission with John - there was a demon running around an apartment building and people were, apparently, quite upset about that - would deter the Justice League from hounding him like roaches. He was right about that, but also very wrong because the proteges took the opportunity to sniff him out like the bloodhounds they are. Unsurprisingly, Red Robin was at the head of the charge.

Raven, the traitor, sat back and laughed at him. She wasn't laughing, but it was obvious that she found his misery amusing.

Anyway, this lead to a citywide hunt for Danny. Anytime he spotted even a hint of any of the Titans chasing him, he was gone. He couldn't stray too far from Constantine, though, and Beast Boy had a nose like a damn elephant.

The chase lasted a solid three hours before he had to let them catch him, if only so that he could tell them to leave him alone because he's there on official JLD business. Not like that would actually work, but he had hope. Unfortunately, he forgot that Red Robin is Bat Trained.

Danny took a second for himself before the Titans caught up with him. Was this really better than Deadman harassing him about his first time in Gotham? No, it wasn't. It wasn't any worse, either, and he didn't know how to feel about that.

"Are you finally done running?" Red Robin asked, landing in a crouch in front of him.

Danny folded his legs to sit criss-cross in the air as the rest of the kids that had been chasing him joined RR. "You make it sound like I'm a criminal."

"You ran like one," Beast Boy pointed out. Fair, but rude. "And, dude, I don't know if you know this, but you smell horrible."

Danny placed a hand on his chest with a dramatic gasp. "How dare you! I took a shower just last week!"

Raven was now unamused.

Superboy gagged a bit. "He's right," A small shudder. "I couldn't smell it before, but I can now that you're so close to me."

He sighed with equal dramatics as his gasp. "I guess I can never get rid of the smell, even after all this time."

Wonder Girl tilted her head to the side slightly. "Oh? And what smell would that be?"

"The smell of death," John Constantine, ever a man of impeccable timing, turned onto the side street to join them. He largely ignored the kids in favor of the ghost child who isn't actually a child but no one listens to him when he explains that so he's probably going to stop trying. "It lingers. C'mon, kid, we've got a demon to exorcise."

Danny huffed like a petulant child, "Still not a kid!"

Constantine continued walking away. "Still don't care."

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egophiliac · 2 months

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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

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5qui99l3draws · 4 months

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one fairysona with a pigeon friend for @pfandghoul!

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bonus thumbnails because they're cute:

#commission #pfandghoul #this one also gets a closeup because I'm very happy with it #I have also somehow become the pigeon guy and tbh I am not complaining #I just think it's very funny #note on the current status of my commissions:#my carrd says I'm on a semi hiatus until the start of next year #which is. kind of true #for those of you who don't follow my personal blog. my employer went bankrupt and I am now finding myself unemployed #so whether or not I can take on more commissions in the foreseeable future depends on how my job search goes #if you are interested in a commission I still invite you to send an order through my form!#I just also ask for patience and understanding in case I have to say no #it will kind of depend on how much energy I expect it to take and whether or not I can bring that energy at that time #no harm in asking though :]#big thanks to everyone who has commissioned me so far <3

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ifindus · 10 months

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Scotland: We should at least ask. Norway, what do you think?

Norway: No comment.

I don't know if anyone outside the UK or Norway has heard about this, but Orkney has been looking into other forms of govern and they suggested they become a territory of Norway, operating independently. The UK has since said that this is unacceptable and will NOT be happening regardless. The official Norwegian response was basically just "this is an internal affair, no comment".

#hetalia #aph norway #hws norway #hws scotland #aph scotland #scotnor #new political affairs concerning Scotland and Norway??#yes pls #I just think this is really funny #I'm in a Orkney facebook group from back when I lived there #and seeing people discussing this has been entertaining #apparently they are unhappy with the ferry prices and that's why they want out #but also no one is serious about it I think #and a lot of complaining about expensive beer in Norway 🤔#though some are “positive” - discussing the history and cultural heritage

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sprucewoodmpreg · 5 months

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13: worst blorboficiation

if we're talking life series then like. every character. probably. this fandom is really really funny when it comes to flanderization. but the obvious answer would probably be grian? mostly because he's got an actual fucking AOE. if any other players go within a certain distance of him, it's like his fanon starts spreading 😭 it's a bit funny

#i blacklist shit i dont like so i'm not gonna complain abt watchers or anything today. but it IS funny how often it just like. spreads #the roomies this season were a bit funny bc most of the posts were typical. and then grian joined and then Posts trickled into the tags #it's harmless though so i really don't mind it. it just does make me laugh a little when it happens every single time. it's like clockwork #i'll tag any of these as discourse and ask game for filtering purposes btw ^_^#discourse #ask game #i'm taking ''blorboification'' as like. fanon just warping a player beyond their initial canon appearance btw. oc-ifying them or whatever

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 14 days

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Summary:

Three little scenes on the theme of singing.

:) I was in the mood for something short and sweet. Hope you enjoy!

#gotta go back to work for a bit but i couldn't resist posting this as soon as i had a few free minutes #i originally meant to post these on here only but the middle vignette got away from me a bit. lol #i think the moment miles complained about rose humming is the moment that cemented my severe dislike of him. like. dude.#your girlfriend is snow-white mary poppins the most adorable princess ever #and you complain? that she hums??? im going to break your kneecaps????#idk what else i can say about dorothy singing 'what'll i do'. that scene is everything it changed my life ngl #i guess i wanted a happier memory related to it than 'oh she sings it and then leaves forever four episodes later'#i hope rose's pov works well! i'm never quite sure about it. i should give a try to a whole fic in her pov soon #please tell me im not the only one who found blanche's beer jingle to be the sweetest thing ever. she sang it in such a soft voice #like it's funny ofc but i just melted #might be because im in love with her though #i always ramble in the tags when i post this stuff lmao. i hope you all have fun #hugs and kisses for you!#the golden girls #golden wives #writing

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yesokayiknow · 30 days

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cannot believe that in 2007 the eighth doctor adventures writers just decided to put toxic yuri in their show. they did that for me

#not me going insane over 2 minor recurring villains #but literally what the fuck is going on with the headhunter and karen #what if an amoral assassin and a normal office worker decided to become partners on a whim & now they time travel and commit crimes together #like what?????#the headhunter could not give less of a shit about other people and doesn't think karen is useful at all and yet just keeps her around #and karen's like yeah she hates my guts and also she makes me kill people. it's a laugh though can't complain #and i'm just meant to be normal about that?????? huh???????#also the way they both just flirt with lucie every time they see her is so funny #karen's like hey babe!!!! how are you!!!! do you want to join us!!!! while holding a knife to lucie's neck shdjshs #while the headhunter's like ah lucie miller the thorn in my side [saves her life] this means nothing [saves her life] you disgust me [saves-#doctor who #big finish #i've finished s3!!!! whoop!!!!#my thoughts are why does lucie miller keep getting turned evil and can it keep happening bc it's hot. who said that #my only issue with this format is that it's very adventure based. which yeah it's called the 8th doctor adventures #but i wish there was more breathing room for lucie. the doctor keeps being all sad (fair his life is awful) but lucie's going Through It #and never gets a chance to really process anything #also the retroactive continuity errors make me laugh #'i'm 900 years old' no the fuck you're not! you still have the time war yet buddy!#i like to think they're just signs of 8's swiss cheese memory #i hope there's books set in this era. i'm sure nobody will be able to tell me bc they gave up 20 tags ago agdkhsjshsjs

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bardengarde · 2 months

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Trying to make MASH ocs and struggling enough with coming up with normal sounding names for them all then realizing I have to also go back and figure out callsigns for a few of them

#all that work and what did it get me......#here i sit complaining but god just beamed a light into my head saying #fuck it chopper pilot called rooster #thats the only nickname I've got #its funny though I'm taking stock of my camp so far and of the five ish people i got 3 of them are southern #FUCK I CAN'T DO ROOSTER THATS A TOPGUN REFERENCE I CAN'T DO THAT #FUCK #sorry you had to see that #now I'm down to no nicknames again smh #guess I'll still post this

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shepherds-of-haven · 2 years

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Who's the nosiest of the Shepherd captains/higherups? Talking to our nosy recruits is so funny lol it made me wonder if the superiors are any better!

Ooh, great question! Let me think...

Nosy -> Least nosy

Chase: absolutely no secrets or sense of boundaries when it comes to silly stuff. He is perfectly comfortable letting himself into your room and perusing your bookshelf for secrets/porn before letting himself out again. If he senses that you are hiding some juicy sliver of gossip from him (of the "I went on a date but I don't want anyone to know" or "I got drunk and made out with someone at the party" variety) he will hound you RELENTLESSLY and will drive you absolutely crazy because he won't let it go. He does, however, not apply his nosiness to matters that he senses are actually important or very personal, like if you don't want to talk about your past or something like that!

Briony: extremely nosy and meddling, but tries not to be really obvious about it. She knows everything about everybody (partially because people either tell her things or talk about things around her), and everybody's life is of great concern to her! She wants everyone to be happy and well taken care of, so when she hears people exchanging little bits of gossip, her ears perk up and she'll be like intently listening to make sure all is well! It's not like a "I take pleasure in other people's drama" thing, it's like monitoring everyone's social situation and noticing so-and-so looks a little down and wondering why... but she is totally the type to secretly trail someone on a date just to make sure it's going well, so yeah, extremely nosy 😅

Lavinet: extremely nosy, and hers is often a "I take pleasure in other people's drama" thing. Part and parcel of being a noble! However, she's quite subtle in her nosiness and very sly and discreet about obtaining information, and she often doesn't act on it, unlike Briony, so she doesn't seem that nosy on the surface because she often doesn't give an outward reaction when she hears something juicy! She also usually doesn't spread stuff around unless it's for a purpose, or she's having a girl's chat with someone like Briony or Clara!

Trouble: extremely nosy and meddling about certain things, but often not socially aware enough to know that there's something to be nosy about. It's like if Chase or Briony notice that someone's acting embarrassed or awkward about something (like 'hmm they changed the subject of their love life awfully fast... 👀'), Trouble won't typically notice, especially when it comes to people he doesn't know very well; but once he does figure out that something's going on (MC is acting suspicious and sneaking around, Shery was spotted looking depressed in the courtyard, etc.), he becomes very meddling and relentless because he cares and usually won't let it go until he can determine how he can help. (Romanced!Blade gets the brunt of this, because Trouble is extremely meddlesome and won't stfu about it once he figures out that Blade has a crush. Peak nosiness.) However, this only applies to his friends, and he could not give two shits about gossip involving strangers/acquaintances, even if someone is shaking him like "Don't you understand?? this means they're having a secret threesome!!" Trouble: "😑 good for them i guess?"

Shery: she is quite nosy in that she's definitely comfortable with lurking in the background eavesdropping on conversations like 👀, but she never does anything with this information other than silently absorb it! She never acts on it or spreads it around, she just likes to know stuff lol! She loves to lend an ear or a shoulder to people who want to vent or talk about their worries, but will never pry or push someone for information that they're not offering freely, and finds violations of privacy embarrassing and shocking, so she's not really "nosy" in so much as very interested in the things going on around her, especially in a social sense!

Ayla: she's a little bit nosy but tries reallllllly hard to pretend she isn't. It'll be like someone will be chatting her ear off about how so-and-so is moonlighting as an erotica writer and she'll be like "omg how do you even know that, you shouldn't believe everything you hear, those recruits spread the dumbest rumors 🙄" but then if you stop she'll be like "...well finish your story, what happened next??" She'll usually forget the entire conversation as soon as it's over, but while it's happening, she's a little bit nosy and definitely very engrossed 😆

Riel: he's not so much nosy as he is controlling, he'll never ask you about your personal life (in a gossip sense, things like love life or office drama) unless it's out of politeness or he senses that you want him to, but if he senses that you're hiding something or have run into some sort of worry, he'll spear you with a narrow look and kind of pry it out of you and will usually step in to meddle if he deems it worthy of his attention... So not really nosy, exactly, but a little bit meddlesome when he feels inclined to be!

Red: he's not nosy at all and in fact would prefer to be left out of people's drama/gossip (he's the one who sort of laughs nervously and goes "maybe we shouldn't be talking about this, I'm sure X wouldn't want their dirty laundry aired out like this" while everyone else is deeply engrossed in talking about how Recruit A is cheating on Recruit B with Recruit B's twin brother!! and then everyone tells him to shut up), but the problem is that drama always follows him. He has the sort of aura where people will invite him out to lunch and spill all of their problems/secrets out to him and come to him seeking his advice or his insight or just to have him listen sympathetically... he always accepts but secretly he's like nooo i just wanted to be left alone to work today 🥹 He's probably the most well-informed person out of the group because so many people just unload all of their own secrets and gossip onto him, but he's also the person who doesn't want to know any of that and didn't ask for any of it lol unless it's a genuine problem that a friend needs real advice for!

Blade: he's not nosy in the least and could be beyond disinterested in people's personal lives (again, stuff like their drama and dumb gossip stuff), but considers it his job to be well-informed, so he often knows about that stuff anyway even though he'd be the last person you'd ever think to report gossip to 😅 He just somehow knows a lot of stuff, some of it through personal observation and inference or through indirect hearsay! But he usually doesn't register or absorb any of it unless someone directly asks him, hey, do you think it's true that X is moonlighting as a Y? and then he can conjure up some data that he unconsciously filed away as potential evidence... but again, usually very disinterested in that sort of thing, even when it directly involves friends!

Tallys: she's the least nosy of the bunch, not least of which because the Elves traditionally consider it extremely rude to pry into people's lives, to the point where even direct questions are considered ill-mannered in certain contexts, because they're thought to demand answers from the other party. Things like "How are you?" are fine, but questions like "Where did you grow up?" are not okay (at least among Elven adults) because it doesn't leave room for the other party to decline to answer in a respectful way if they don't want to. So you will never catch her on the prowl for hot and juicy goss about other people, though she'll willingly listen and advise if you approach her and want to talk about it with her freely!

Halek: my guy's living in a Haagen Daze and barely knows the name of anybody outside of his direct social circle lol. He is unshockable, you could tell him you saw Riel's assistant Aerin dress up like a dog and get on all fours to bark at the ahfuri in the middle of the night and he'd be like, "...Who?" Gossip and drama just bounces off of his prefrontal cortex for some reason, you just can't get him to care about it unless it's disparaging one of his friends!

#Shepherds of Haven #nosy #gossip #all characters #rumors #nosiest #the recruits are so funny gfdljgdfg I swear half of their day is just taken up with dumb drama #also I figured out what I'm talking about with Red #he has college RA energy!!!#or maybe camp counselor energy?#you can force him to listen and he is a comforting presence that you automatically seek out but listen #does he actually want to hear you complain about how your roommate ate one of your yogurts #he'll do a good job of helping you regardless though!!

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qinghe-s · 2 months

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i started reading tyk a couple of years ago but got distracted by other books, and only yesterday did i begin to reread it and man. god. wenzhou really are so made for each other, they're so fucking annoying ♥♥

#also gu xiang is there!!! my favourite! best girl!#i finished qi ye yesterday and tyk is a nice change of pace #like qi ye wasn't bad and i'm glad to have more context for he lianyi's whole deal #+ beiyuan is so fucking funny as a character. what a guy. he and wu xi are NOT what i expected based on their shl cameo #but i'm not complaining #regardless!! you can tell priest grew as an author between novels #even though the translation is... leaving a lot to wish for #thank god the characters pull me through sdlkj #tyk: all #wenzhou

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inkedmyths · 11 months

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(drags hand down face) When there's Christian proselytizing blazed on the dash...

#ink thinks #christianity mention #the thing is this one is just. sad to me?#like ive had some in the past that are just outright hateful #this one though... this one is less outright and just strikes me as someone who like.#can't bear the thought of losing out on the relationships they've had their entire life?#fuck man i just. i spent so much of my time at church in my last months of going just. miserable.#that part of my family wanted me to be something i'm not. and they tried so damn hard to push me into that shape #yet i often wonder what would have happened to me if i didn't have my mom's non-religious perspective on the world #would i have cracked under the pressure of needing my family and forced myself to be a perfect cookie cutter mormon?#i sure spent most of my last years w/my dad doing everything i could to keep up appearances while i was there #idk man. i hope that poster takes some time to reflect. bc it really does sound like someone doing this #bc if they don't then the people that have always loved them will love them less. maybe even stop loving them.#and also god i hope they realize how much internalized homophobia and transphobia they have christ almighty #...so funny of me to use christian exclamations while complaining abt christianity. anyways

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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 6 months

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Sigzai HC - [nsfw below]

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Dazai has a thing for panties.

He likes to gift Sigma a set (the nicest, prettiest ones he can get his hands on) and then... borrows...the old ones.

He prefers softer fabrics and styles, things that feel nice in his hands. He also likes bows or ruffles, again, so he has something to play with when he's holding them.

He'll just keep them around, in a pocket or a bedside table, running his fingers over them, sometimes to... self soothe (handle his separation anxiety and general manwhore-ness)... other times to straight up get off (he uses them like one would use... a sock... for example)

Prefers when they feel more... used...

Never gifts the same pairs back again, they're normally a bit too... soiled... to be returned (Sigma wouldn't mind, might even be into it, but Dazai believes him to be above that, he deserves only the best)

He likes to see Sigma try his new panties on and takes that opportunity to worship and kiss Sigma's front, tracing his lips over the detailing or softness of the fabric, moving up to their waist and down to their thighs. (he's on his knees, looking up at Sigma like they're the sun, the stars, and the moon).

Gifts matching bralettes/lingerie as well.

#if you know me irl... no you don't #(you know who you are)#(say a word and I will be in your walls)#I've had this idea in my skull for fucking weeks and I tried to ust keep it and keep my big mouth shut but I *can't*#I *needed* to spread my agenda #dazai has a panty kink. I'm sorry. we're all thinking it (no we're not. im delusional) and im just saying it (still delusional)#sigma is willing to volunteer (though he will huff and puff and roll his eyes cause he likes playing hard to get when it comes to dazai)#(he's not a brat... more like... regal dom who puts up with dazai {lovingly} and will complain {lovingly} when brought down to his level)#(he knows his worth and will let dazai know what he think he's above him/his wants {lovingly})#(dazai is *so* into its not even funny)#(his place is acting as the scum under Sigma's shoe)#over/inappropriate use of ellipses and italics cause I can #sigma can be trans in whatever direction you want. they all work beautifully. I physically cannot see sigma as a cis man.#thats why I just said “front” so it could be left up to imagination #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd sigma #sigma #sigma bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bsd #sigzai #sigmazai

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