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askkurofai · 1 year

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CLAMP, brainstorming for TRC: "Omg what if we designed contradictory characters that make sense!"

Kurogane: Lone wolf family man

Fai: Socially distant extrovert

Sakura: Amnesiac holder of memories

Syaoran: Orphan boy his own father

#not an ask #clamp #tsubasa chronicle #it's a shitpost again I'm sorry #trc #Mokona: Mokona #also just in case it’s not clear this is me making it up it’s for humor #it’s not something they actually said

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communistcephalopod · 10 months

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hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

#the notes are just people pointing out that i'm like the last person to think of this #sorry. i'll try better next time.#vampire #shitpost #dracula daily #are they doing that again this year?#i miss it

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theminecraftbee · 1 month

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it's fun because the things that appeal to me most about the three canonical evil clones/twins of hermitcraft are similar, but they're all different.

evil x appeals to me because he is very much Just Some Guy, for all that he's an evil force of nature; when he's sympathetic, it's because he's Just Some Guy who's been shackled to the terrible fate of being "evil", but when he's a villain (like in season eight!), the things that make him villainous also aren't the supernatural aesthetics, but the ways he is also the evil of being just some guy. for all the lightning and thunder and echo of xisuma's appearance, he isn't anyone special. (xisuma is.)

helsknight appeals to me for almost the opposite reason: this isn't just some guy, this is you, explicitly, a demon that possessed your clone and possesses all the things that are bad about you, magnified. he's a mirror, inherently, in his very creation. in the stories where he's a threat, he's menacing because he's a mirror of someone we should like; in the stories where he's sympathetic, we must confront how much of ourselves are also mirrors. (what happens if you don't like what you see in those mirrors, anyway?)

empires!false is somewhere in-between; she's not a mirror but she is the result. she's learning something you'd rather have forgotten about your past, and at her most sympathetic, we feel for the way she's been cast aside so false can 'fix her', the things done to her memory. at her least sympathetic, though, she's reflecting these pains onto others; violence begets violence, and even with it missing, the past begets her. there's no looking at empires!false without seeing the echoes of what false did to her. (there's no looking at false without it either.)

............then they also all appeal to me by being ridiculous failguys but like if you want to be DRAMATIC ABOUT IT, the ways they appeal to me are like the above,

#hermitcraft #falsesymmetry #evil xisuma #helsknight #LIKE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GETTING AT RIGHT #sorry. trying to write a dumb shitpost made me think too hard about this again.#god i need to write an e!false fic.#also obviously this is all SUPER up for interpretation and other people may disagree with these character interpretations!#this is like. just my vision and all that.

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thatswhatsushesaid · 7 months

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i don't trust any of them to caramelize onions actually

#mdzs shitposting #mdzs #cql #the untamed #xiyao #wangxian #sangcheng #i got high and inspired and made this #i'm sorry it will happen again

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midnightfrappe · 6 months

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#daycare attendant #fnaf dca #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf sb #again i'm sorry #this is not the last time i'm gonna do it #i just love the crusty shitpost christmas gifs #yes and i'm aware how the only gif part is like #the snow #😭

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blondie-drawings · 3 hours

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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years #they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm #maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me #also my magnus design is pure indulgence #i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool #okay now i gotta do some actual tagging #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #harrow the ninth #htn #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the third #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #palamedes sextus #palamedes the sixth #abigail pent #magnus quinn #john gaius #tlt shitposting #oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like #i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)

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localravenclaw · 7 months

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Sebastian Sallow going through his reading list

#i'm sorry. here i go again with my shitposts #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy #ari does a thing #ari edits #original seb image made by rypnami

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polarmary · 29 days

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Milgram meme dump

#.....i'm sorry #milgram #milgram memes #milgram shitpost #es milgram #fuuta kajiyama #shidou kirisaki #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #john milgram #kotoko yuzuriha #my art #bullshitting again

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thegreatgremlingang · 19 days

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lowkey insane that wwx has so. much. sex. every day but he never shows any health consequences or need for like slowly opening his booty or something like lube? no. ass injuries/tears? no. stds? no. loosening/leaking? noooo. and he does this shit every day

bestie has a literal butthole of steel

#wei wuxian #I'm being insane again #yayyyy #hooray #yipeeee #can we talk about wei wuxians indestructible ass #help #I'm screaming #no but think about it #like I'm almost jealous #just a tiny bit #sorry in advance #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #everyday is everyday

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yaboirezzy · 11 months

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