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#it’s fine!
tintedglasses · 3 months
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i forgot to mention that i have a date tonight! i’m not excited about it! but i already committed so i have to go!
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hyumjim · 6 months
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I think if you want to sexualize Balto and Simba good for you ❤️ for the record. Me too when I was 8 years old❤️
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flob0t · 9 months
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good morning! or. good night. didn’t mean to sleep for so long.
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guccigarantine · 1 year
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ahahhahhahhhhhahhhha broun only ever gets to call valence their best friend because that’s all they ever had time for so that’s all they’ll ever be it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine
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sri-rachaa · 2 years
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Dressing room day 6 sketch 2~
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@morgansplace got me thinking about my old blood vampire OC Genevieve again, so I rushed a doodle before the end of my shift~~
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sandsofdteam-moved · 2 years
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everyone’s laughing about buildmart… gridrunners painting and statue building rooms are right there even though this is a solid gr team ummmmm
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ejzah · 1 year
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Me trying not to panic over the number of comments the writing center made on my paper.
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I think I’m accidentally drinking a coffee drink right now oopsy
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mknbrd · 1 year
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barbara’s level of audacity is So Bad that her response to being in trouble a solid 60% of the time is just “ok, so fire me” because who’s gonna fire her.
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lovewheeler · 2 years
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i be feeling like jonathan byers is a loser and has absolutely no experience in the bed room but then i’m like what if it’s a set up
he watches a lot of amateur women focused porn it’s fine we’re fine
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jedlknight · 2 years
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super fun and cool of my student loan website to just be. horrifically coded lmao i’ve gotten more errors on that website in the last ten minutes than i have on the rest of the internet in literal months
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curiosity-killed · 2 years
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Contacting customer service is such a weird experience some times
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crimeloyalty-arch · 2 years
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sorry to my non swiftie mutuals but i’m thinking about how harley gets absolutely wrecked to the most mundane songs …. like the moment i knew??? as if the worst thing joker ever did to her was skip her birthday party?!? as if it’s the most relatable thing in the world?!!?? ( what do you do when the one who means the most to you is the one who didn’t show……. )
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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taffywabbit · 4 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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jonnywaistcoat · 3 months
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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