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the-deadlock-south · 2 years

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i cannot stress this enough

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #yeehan #its because of that we know this #cole cassidy #hanzo shimada #i always talk about this in the tags of my posts and whatnot so it vaguely gets a post of its own #this pic's false i didn't draw cass with the helsing skin. literally not a game goes by where i don't have it equipped it's my favorite #i could have just made a text post for this but no i needed visuals to get the point across #my favorite cass games ARE the ones where i get to be paired up with a hanzo BECAUSE i turn it into a minigame #i actually had a game today where we worked p well together- or at least we had each other's backs a lot #it was cute :) and then reaper ulted me #love how ive let this funny lil ship rot my brain enough to where i actively prioritize my team's hanzo if we have one #obvi the inverse is true also but this is way more common #i believe in the buddy system. specifically for these two and these two only--#now i go back to playing to see if i can get a game like this again

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess · 5 years

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you ever wonder the thoughts that went through the other heroes’ heads the first time each hero ulted?

Like, Torb just straight up goddamn nuts molten lava EVERYWHERE

Hanzo unleashes giant dragons in your general direction, good luck motherfuckers

Genji goes full on power ranger beast mode

Bastion turns into a tank, and only a cute little noise alerts you to the coming of death

Zarya summons a goddamn black hole, temporarily

Mei uses her cute robo companion to bring about the second fucking ice age

Lucio uses a dubstep drop to shield his allies

REinhardt is a futuristic soldier in rocket-powered armour that lets him slam that rocket-powered hammer so hard he pulls a Scrat from ice age and takes you out...

Ana, a super sniper healer, uses something that’s probably future!meth to amp up an ally for a short period of time

Zenyatta explodes in the physical manifestation of new age music and yoga instructors everywhere, using universe juice to heal and relax you

Pharah aggressively flexes rockets at you like she’s a one woman asteroid belt hitting the atmosphere so fuck you, specifically

Sombra blows out your iphone, and apparently your ability to defend yourself while she shoots you to death

Winston goes full-on Mom-Took-the-Xbox-Away Tantrum for a short period of time, and can beat the shit out of you... to death

The fucking hamster from space has the ability to fling bombs around in a minefield

Soldier:76 goes straight-up Get LMAOBox, Git Gud with his little internal aimbot there

Brigitte goes full on armour-clad cheerleader at a pep-rally, raising team spirit and health bars

Mercy used to just glide in like a necromancer and bring the dead to screaming life

Ashe calls her butler

Symmetra magics up a giant forcefield that just goddamn disappears in all directions so you start to think it’s worldwide or something

Baptiste just short of hurls up a wall that makes all your punches and projectiles hit waaaaaay harder, and that’s why he’s the most sane hero so far

Mccree squints at you while yelling about the time, then you die

Widowmaker plays peek-a-boo in the most tactical manner, and you start to winder if she can use that ability when, say, you and the other heroes are showering...

DVa is already living in the year 4000 with her tiny pacific rim cosplay taht whe can yeet at enemies when ready to blow

Orisa the giant robot horse attaches you to a mild performance-enhancing taser

Tracer slaps the world’s worst ‘Kick Me’ sign on your back and throws herself into the past,

Junkrat weaponises a fucking tire at you, which he also pilots through telepathy or some shit

Roadhog murders you via recycling scrap metal...

Doomfist launches himself into the stratosphere like a character from INJUSTICE doing a special move, then launches himself like a comet

Reaper and Moira go full on anime-protagonist in the final battle, with their moves

????????

#overwatch #like... there's a lot to unpack there #can you imagine someone working out their ult for the first time and you being like?????????????????????????????????

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imagine-this-overwatch-blog · 5 years

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Adoptable requests

If any other writing blogs would like to fill some of these, I’m sure the requesters would appreciate it! Thank you!

You can probably write this later something but, I have acne scars and get zits on my butt, boobs and thighs, I’m thiccc fam, and I get so scared of someone seeing it and like ugh. This has came to my head before of like hanzo having the most flawless skin and then you have me with pimples and scars on my butt like I’d be so scared for him to see em

Hi! Could I have Jesse Mccree and a younger so (nothing crazy everyone’s legal) and they both have feelings for each other but both are too scared to act because the s/o feels like he would never be into her and Jesse feels like she would never be into him and feels like he would be taking advantage of him

Hi!!!! May I have okami!Hanzo (the werewolf not just the white haired old man lol) who’s in a rut, with a sweet thicc™️ s/o who’s more than willing to be bread by him?????? Thanks~

May I request a doe!reader w/ human!Hanzo? Possibly human!McCree if you do more than one character in a request! If not, thanks anyway!

For the skin thing, could you write something with Mystery Man McCree where him and his S/O are partners like Tonto and the Lone Ranger? Sorry I’m just a huge western show nerd 😂😂

My friend, may I request some sub!Reinhardt? Both nsfw and sfw. I feel we lack content with a submissive buff german boy <3

What headcanons do you have for oni genji :D one of my headcanons for him is that (after he's "killed") he wonders around the forest he lives in and searches for lost children (the forest often have many since theres a small village nearby) he guides them out of the forest so they don't get taken by the mean witch mercy who will turns them into frogs or ingredients for her spells (she doesn't but the villagers believe she does)

Headcannons for islander roadhog? Like, who is he? Where did he come f r o m

Young!Hanzo, Okami!Hanzo, and/or Scion!Hanzo! Pretty please!

Can I request some headcanons around getting Blackwatch!Moira's attention?

Camgirl (or boy) adopts hybrid of your choice, hybrid of your choice gets introduced on screen (after consenting of course), hybrid of your choice immediately becomes a fan favorite, hybrid of your choice has just stolen your show and donations.

Hey! Can I please request some shower sex with McCree and a fem!S/O? Gotta get dirty while getting clean, am I right?

All these hybrid AU makes me happy ❤❤ but what if we have kitty!Reader hybrid instead?? Which ow boys gonna love it? And which boys likes kitty!reader with brave and naughty, and which gonna likes it with timid and obidient??

Can you please do a nsfw scenario of junkrat sleeping with a virgin reader? Thank you!

Can I request Jesse or Hanzo with a hybrid panther s/o? Sfw or nsfw, it's up to you

Can I have an order of Genji with a fem!kitty!hybrid reader? I need some kitten play in my life honestly. Whatever you wanna do is fine (but bonus points for collaring and leashing)! NSFW is preferred! :')

Maybe some gentle fisting with McCree, with him being extremely vocal, dirty talking his small trans woman s/o

(NSFW) Poly McCree and Reinhardt with a shy and timid trans woman s/o who is nervous about telling them about her kinks (Mainly musk, feet/socks, size difference, daddy kink) as she's never had a loving partner before, let alone 2. The boys are happy to make her feel nice and loved, while also being naughty and kinky themselves

Hello!! I saw up top it said you were open, but I apologize if not just in case. How about some Hanzo with a housewife kink?? Maybe she can cook exceptional well too? Thank you so much for being so open! Have a great day!!

Can you please do a HC of Jesse, Jamie, and Mako getting jealous? Thanks!

Can I request platonic!Hammond and reader? Like she is a resident of Junkertown that lives near the outskirts of Junkertown and found out about Wrecking Ball’s identity? She’s practically giddy about him being a hamster and gives him a place to stay and work on his mech and Hammond is very grateful. I think it would be fun to be best friends with an adorable hamster!!

How would Genji, Hanzo, Mcree, Mercy, 76, and Reaper feel about an s/o that’s younger than them? Like someone in their twenties while they’re in their thirties or older?

JABDOCIDBWBDKDKS I'm a recent follower and I'm screaming some of your hcs are just so GOOD???? Pls hit me with all that Good Shit©. If it's by any chance okay, could I maybe request Hanzo with fem!s/o that is initially headstrong, but secretly has an omega/housewife kink?? (I'm not sure if I'm using the AU right so sorry in advance.) Thank you so much for always being so open and kind!!! ❤❤

Maybe some headcanons for Brigitte and a hybrid Lion!Hybrid S/O? Fem or gender neutral is okay! Idrc if they're sfw or nsfw I just enjoy your hybrid AU. Do as you please with request! 💕

How about McCree with a puppy hybrid fem!so whose going through a particularly rough heat. Perhaps she's getting false pregnancy vibes, collecting his things behind his back and making a nice nest of it to comfort herself during these trying times. :')

If it’s okay may I please have a scenario where Genji’s been gone for a couple days on a mission and when he gets home he walks in on his girlfriend masturbating and whimpering his name and he just watches for a few minutes before pinning her to the bed and eating her out? Thanks in advance and I hope you’re having a great day :)

Could a hybrid s / o rabbit with a kitty! Genji / kitty! Hanzo?

Could you do Brigette with a chubby fem! So? Like, her gf sees cute couples doing piggybacks all the time and is a little sad bc she thinks she’s way to heavy for Brigette to handle?

Junkrat with a hybrid tiger!reader who growls and hisses at people they dont like and are generally moody except with Junkrat? Like, they'll usually avoid most people but when they see Rat their ears perk up and they stick close to him and just enjoy his company.

Can you please do a HC of Jesse, Jamie, and Mako trying to flirt with a crush? Thanks!

reader is on the enemy team, but our heroes have taken a romantic liking to them (and vice versa). during the middle of their ultimate in-battle, reader pulls them in for a kiss ('stunning' them, thus cancelling their ult) in order to save their own team. by the time the kiss is over, the heroes' ultimate timed out, and reader scrambles back to their team for safety. how would Reaper, McCree and Genji react?

Some NSFW for a nice shiba!Genji? Perhaps he's hit a rut and his fem!so wants to be able to help him out a bit.

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koshi-poffington · 6 years

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What your overwatch main says about you to me.

Ana: After calculating and pulling of the greatest sleep dart of all time. You can do nothing but watch as your teammates wake up the ulting genji and die as a result. Nobody stays in your line of sight. Please stay in the line of sight. Stop jumping me. Please protect me. God dammit.

Bastion: You desperate desperate desperate fool. You have no skill. You think you can carry the team, and depending on how much ass your opponents suck. You can. Fuck you.

Brigitte: You either stick with the team and constantly disrupt enemies and make their life hell, or you’re a fucking dps main thinking you’re playing a dps and rush off by yourself.

D.VA: You’re a bully. You like jumping poor defenseless squishies, and when they escape you will throw your ult at them. Who cares if you lose. You have to send a message.

Doomfist: You’re annoying at best. Play something else you loser.

Genji: You are a Genji Main. You’ve watched all the Avocado videos so you know what you’re doing. Don’t ever switch. Show them you can 1v6. You will eventually 1v6 them. Don’t worry about it. You’re the best. Always go defense genji.

Hanzo: Stop playing Hanzo yOU FOOLS. SCATTER IS NOT BALANCED.

Junkrat: Fuck off. You don’t need to worry about nerfs because Junkrat is Jeff’s waifu. You piece of shit.

Lucio: Boops are the only thing that matter. Healing is second. Don’t worry about it.

Mccree: It doesn’t matter if you can’t hit the broad side of Roadhog’s ass. Just Fan the Hammer! Only Fan the Hammer! It’s the only thing you’re good at.

Mei: You enjoy watching people die right before your very eyes. You probably enjoy kicking puppies.

Mercy: You will never get off Jeff Kaplan’s Wild Ride…your life is hell.

Moira: You’re a DPS Hero. Healing is secondary. Don’t worry about it.

Orisa: God you’re so boring. You’re just boring but you have to play her cause she’s useful. Cute robot though.

Pharah: You can’t aim but that’s okay! That Mercy pocketing you will ensure that you never die, it’s not like you can rely on a Hanzo, Soldier, or Widowmaker to actually hit you.

Reaper: You like to get into people’s faces and shoot them. That’s the only strategy and you will do it over and over again until it works. 3EDGEY5ME

Reinhardt: The supreme one. You’re unstoppable. Just charge into the enemy. The role of a tank is to protect the team, and the enemy can’t hurt the team if they’re fucking dead. It’s not like you can rely on the DPS to actually kill things anyways. Be sure to thank your healers…on a side note pick up a pocket ana.

Roadhog: The only capability you have of tanking is your vaping abilities and your Victoria secret model body. Just hang around like a fat dude and hook people, and hope you have good teammates. Don’t count on it.

Soldier 76: Stop firing at the tanks, shoot at the Pharah. Stop. No what are you doing. Stop it. STOP IT. SHARE YOUR BEER JUICE.

Sombra: stop hacking me and piss off. Nobody else is there with you…why did you ult?

Symmetra: Fuck you.

Torjbjorn: Torb is a support, tank, defense, and dps hero. You can never go wrong with this unstoppable hero. Every torb you meet is a Top 500 torb and must be treated with respect. On a side note please go away.

Tracer: Leave me alone. Even Mercy can solo you.

Widowmaker: You’re more interested in sniping than actually winning the game. Yes. Please. Just stand there and watch as the payload reaches its destination. Go ahead. Take your time.

Winston: You’re not a monkey. You’re a scientist. You think you’re some kind of unstoppable god AND you try to jump at Tanks to kill them. You’re an idiot.

Zarya: you’re only useful for your ult.

Zenyatta: Yes. Please. Use that tranquility to save yourself. Also be sure to call out who you discord even though everyone will ignore you, but it’s okay. You can fuck over the most carefully put together god combo ults with a simple press of the button, unless if there’s a grandma on the other team.

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usagiberry · 5 years

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Blizzard what game you playin’ not giving me Reaper’s cute spray??????? My ult clearly hit the Hanzo and I still killed him it counted. >:C

#overwatch #potg overwatch #reaper #gabrial reyes #ive been bamboozled

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overwatch-does-stuff · 6 years

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Hey, I really love this blog! I think your characterisation of everyone is spot-on. I was thinking about this a while ago, and I think you would have a pretty cool take on it so- what does everyone think of Hanzo and Genji's dragons? like, do they trust them, think they're cool or just think "eff them, they don't science"?

Thank you so much for the request, anon! However, I'm going to use this to bring up some of my ideas and headcanons regarding the Shimada Dragons before I get into the character list.I have some very different headcanons than most of the fandom regarding the Dragons. I personally don't see the Dragons as animals, as cute as some of the fanon interpretations are. Rather, I think the Dragons are very representative of both the brothers' souls.First and foremost, in the short "Dragons", Hanzo is heard telling the story of the two dragons of the north and south winds. However, it is revealed later on that the story is a metaphor for his relationship with Genji. Hanzo is personifying himself as the dragon, which makes it hard for me to believe that the Dragons are some sort of separate, animal-like entity from the brothers.Plus, their dragons and how the brothers use them are very representative of their current emotional states. Hanzo, when using his ult., says "Let the dragon consume you", then expels the dragons from his body through the tattoo. Anyone who plays Overwatch knows that walking into the dragons is incredibly harmful to your health. This implies a negative connotation around the dragon, and this reflects Hanzo's view of himself. When visiting Illios, Hanzo says "Such beauty. . . wasted on the soul of a killer". This is Hanzo still regretting killing Genji, and being unable to forgive himself. Hanzo has a very negative view of himself. Contrast this with Genji's dragon. Instead of it exiting his body and causing harm, Genji's dragon stays near him, encircles him, and makes him more powerful. When activating this power, Genji says "The dragon becomes me". This gives the dragon a very positive connotation, in direct contrast with Hanzo's. This reflects Genji's newfound inner peace and acceptance of himself.To summarize:- Hanzo's dragon kills you with the power of self-loathing and depression.- Genji's dragon kills you with the power of confidence. This doesn't mean that the character interactions for this list won't interesting! These boys are still summoning some weird magic-type stuff. This is going to be fun.On to the list! What Overwatch thinks of the Shimada Dragons: Tank:D.va just wants to know how it works! She's asking Genji all sorts of questions (as she's still a little intimidated by Hanzo,) and she's determined to get answers. When Genji starts getting annoyed though, she backs off. She'd just like to see it more often. It's so cool!Orisa is wracking her databases, trying to come up with some sort of explanation. At first she thought the dragons were some sort of technological illusion put on by Genji's armor, but when she found out Hanzo could do it to the idea was a bust. She's still deep in thought about it. She'll probably go ask Zenyatta about it later.Reinhardt is in awe of it, but he's not too surprised. He's always believed in a little bit of magic and the supernatural; he just didn't expect to be proven right. He's a little hesitant to ask Genji about it now, as the ninja was not up to talk about it during Blackwatch.Roadhog tries to avoid working on a team with them. He's half convinced he's seeing things, and half convinced that the brothers are conning the whole thing. Nothing like a big spirit dragon to intimidate your enemies. He's seen just about everything in his life, and he's not about to add something like magic to the list.Winston is intensely curious, but tries to avoid asking questions, as Hanzo is, and Genji used to be, very stand-offish about talking about them. Instead, Winston tries to gather data whenever the dragons come out. Whether it be by measuring the air when a dragon passes by, or making observations of Hanzo's tattoo, he'll find out some amount of truth one way or another.Wrecking Ball thinks the entire thing is some very impressive pyrotechnics. He asks Hanzo how to "make dragons". Hanzo now refuses to speak to him. Hammond is now coming up with a plan to break into Genji's room and find out what their secret is.Zarya at first dismissed the dragons as fake, mocking Genji endlessly about it and making snide remarks to Hanzo once in a while. That is, until she saw them in combat. She then apologized to Hanzo, at least. She's been rather quiet to Genji lately. She doesn't seem to ask any questions about them, perhaps out of respect. Damage:Bastion in fascinated with the Dragons, and tends to get distracted when either of the brothers summon theirs. This can cause problems during battle whenever Bastion is expected to provide covering fire. Outside of battle though, it has asked Genji about the dragons. Genji explained them as best as he could.Doomfist is baffled on how such powerful a force could exist, yet have no records or evidence. He's seen the dragons first hand in battle, in an encounter with Hanzo, but he has yet to come up with a rational explanation for them. Moira couldn't provide answers, and Sombra was unable to come up with any prior history of spirit dragons. He hopes to recruit Hanzo, not just as an asset, but to get an answer on the Dragons as well.Genji isn't quite sure how he and his family have access to the Dragons. All he knows is that it is some sort of ancient power. It thrums constantly within him, and only in moments of true feeling can it be summoned. He used to summon it out of anger, in an almost uncontrollable force. Now he is able to summon it when he needs it most, and it greatly aids him in battle. He has Zenyatta to thank for that.Hanzo isn't nearly so trusting of his Dragons. They are linked to his negative emotions, and he can only summon them when he is overwhelmed by anger, fear, or sadness. He is shocked that Genji can summon his so easily. However, Hanzo also uses his dragon much more as a tool; he purposely brings up bad emotions (especially over Genji's death) during battle and sometimes even hurts himself in order to summon them. This horrifies Genji.Junkrat totally thinks that the Dragons are fireworks. He keeps asking the brothers where they buy them. When he finds out they can't be bought, he spends days experimenting with his own explosives. He can't quite get the same results.McCree knows better than to ask about the Dragons. He's been on a team with Genji before, and back then, he was not in a place to talk about it. Because the Dragons aren't quite so surprising to him anymore, McCree is rather casual when it comes to talking about them, though. He'll explain them to the newbies if questions are asked.Mei is absolutely fascinated with the Dragons! She wants to know what they are- animals? Spirits? Magic? Either way, she's come up with cute names for them (Genji's is Wasabi, Hanzo's are Soba and Ginsing). She sometimes helps Winston try and study them, but she usually lets the brothers know if they're taking readings. Hanzo hates it. Genji doesn't mind.Pharah didn't believe her mother's tales of Genji, and thought the whole "Dragons" thing might just be a metaphor for a battle stance or something like that. When she actually saw the Dragons for the first time, she couldn't believe her eyes. She asks McCree about it later, but doesn't bring it up to anyone else.Reaper knows a lot more than he lets on. During Blackwatch, he had Moira gather information on Genji's Dragon. He took this information and used it to plan tactics to utilize it. Nowadays, he uses what he knows to avoid it. He knows what a powerful weapon it is. He has yet to tell anyone else in Talon the extent of what he knows.Soldier 76 doesn't know nearly as much about the Dragons. Though also a strategist, he hasn't asked Genji or Hanzo about it. He figures that the brothers know when and where to use their abilities. Genji usually communicates and coordinates with his team before using it. Hanzo does not. This can lead to some mishaps during battle, which annoys Soldier to no end.Sombra has searched the web inside and out, but has found no information on anything like the Dragons. Heck, she can barely find records of the Shimada clan. She figures that the family has a closed internet system. She would love to get into it sometime, but that would require an on-site hack, and as of current plans involving the heir, Talon does not want to make the clan mad.Symmetra thinks that the Dragons are nothing more than hard-light structures. She can create similar illusions, but not on the scale of either of the brothers. She wonders if they secretly are masters of hard light, or if they have some sort of technology that allows them to create such constructions on the fly. However, she sees that the Dragons are of spiritual importance to the brothers, so she does not ask. Torbjorn hates, hates, hates even acknowledging the Dragons' existence. He pretends that they don't exist most of the time. However, back in the day, he helped to build Genji's cyborg armor, and he had to build an entirely separate cooling system to deal with the energy surge that the Dragon creates, so he knows that it's real; the logical part of his brain just refuses to admit it. (Basically, "eff them, they don't science", lol.)Tracer thinks that the Dragons are wicked cool. She asks a lot of harmless questions, mostly to Hanzo (for some reason), such as "What makes them go through walls?" or "Why do you have two, but your brother only has one?". Hanzo usually refuses to respond, but she has gotten an answer or two. She usually tells the answers to Winston, as to help him with his study.Widowmaker doesn't have time to dwell on the nature of the Dragons. All she cares about is that they're inconvenient to deal with, often forcing her to move positions and interrupting her usual sniper dual with Hanzo. Support:Ana doesn't ask many questions, as she sees it as a breach of privacy. She only knows what information the brothers openly say and what she has seen in battle. She does, however, ask the brothers if they would like to be nanoboosted when they summon their Dragons. Genji accepts. Hanzo refuses.Brigitte didn't believe Reinhardt's tales of Genji's Dragon, chalking it up to her mentor's active imagination. All that changed when she saw them in battle for the first time. She's especially fascinated with how Genji's cyborg parts handle the energy surge. She tried to ask her father about it, but all he would give her is the blueprints. Since then, she's come up with several upgrades for the system. Genji, however, politely declines them every time she brings them up.Lucio thinks they're super cool, but he doesn't ask questions, and often is the one to stop others (read: Tracer and D.va) from asking them as well. He understand that the spirit dragons may be a personal thing, so he only knows what information is volunteered. However, this doesn't stop him from creating sick remixes inspired by the Dragons. Mercy knew about the Dragons from the very beginning- it was a medical miracle that Genji survived, and she attributes a small part of that to the dragon spirit inside of him. She's always been intensely curious about it, but she can never bring herself to ask questions. Instead, she focuses on getting to know Genji as a person more. Perhaps with time she may learn more.Moira is also intensely curious. Back in Blackwatch, she was able to study Genji in her laboratory whenever he was injured. She had many theories about the Dragons, but none of them turned out to be true. Regardless, she was able to get many useful data readings as to how they function. Nowadays, she would love to get her hands on Hanzo to further her study, and that is one of the driving forces in the plan of recruiting him to Talon.Zenyatta sees the Dragons as spiritual entities that reflect the brother's relationships with their inner selves. He knows more about the Dragons than anyone else, as he is Genji's closest confidant when it comes to such things. He was able to see how the Dragon changed throughout Genji's spiritual enlightenment. Zenyatta wishes he could help Hanzo with his troubles, but the bowman always refuses.

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wenamedthedogkylo · 6 years

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Concepts for #Overwatch 2018 Halloween event:

- Moira is a “good” witch/warlock to juxtapose Mercy being the evil witch. Hilarity ensues.

- Rein gets to be an actual part of the event as a golem/stone giant (craggy and forbidding, cobbled and held together by veins of magic)

- Brigitte gets a haunted clockwork, homunculus-type skin because I’m a slut for spooky steampunk lesbians

- Hammond gets a shitty epic skin that looks like someone literally just dunked him in black paint and then spray painted a ghost or a pumpkin on his ball

- D.Va gets a cute, detailed pumpkin-themed skin because she’s objectively a better tank and also has been left out of Halloween for two years

- I’m realizing now that Genji could also be a haunted clockwork or something but lbr he already is lol so moving on

- McCree got a Van Helsing skin last year, and it’s beautiful. Now give us the American Werewolf in London skin we deserve. I need him to howl when he ults like I need oxygen.

- Alternatively I’ll accept “It’s a Full Moon”. That’s better actually

- just not “it’s high awoo”

-Hellhound Orisa. Look my giant robot daughter is a ray of sunshine but if other chars get “evil” skins so should she

- Either give Pharah a mummy skin or give Genji one it’s not rocket science

- or give Pharah a sick bat skin

- Do something uniquely Nigerian/African for Doomfist. Like how Mei got a Jiangshi skin, go for something like a grootslang or impundulu skin.

- Sombra’s an ideal candidate for a Medusa skin. Or maybe a tasteful Santa Muerte skin. Either would be great

- Tracer as a zombie for the lulz. Cause she’s fast ya know? Anyway

- Give Widowmaker a straight up spider skin you cowards

- Something devil-like/strzyga-adjacent for Zarya ?? Also a good werewolf candidate tbh

- I’m running out of stuff but either Jekyll & Hyde it for Winston or have him just be totally naked and call it a King Kong skin no one cares

- Junkrat and Roadhog get nothing

- Reaper gets nothing

- Honestly anyone who’s already got like 2 skins can just go take five and we’ll see them at the winter event

- Oh I forgot Lucio but I can’t think of anything else right now. Maybe some kind of sick wraith skin? Idk man I’ve been thinking about these for a few hours now and I’m tired so yeah

(Originally posted on Twitter if you’re in the mood to follow me @EdgelordInferno)

#Overwatch #Overwatch Halloween #Halloween 2018 #OW #Overwatch Halloween 2018 #Bree's stuff #about me #about Bree

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crimsonsalutations · 6 years

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shoutout to everyone who followed me expecting reblogs and got Daniel’s 24/7 R76 Talkshow

niceteeth-nastysmile replied to your post “WHILE i’m mad here’s another hot take: i hate hate HATE how the r76...”

My biggest peeve with the fandom behind this ship is the massively dense amount of people that oversimplify both of these characters, strip them down to basic cookie-cutter yaoi boys and completely disregard what makes them interesting. They're old vets with (likely severe) PTSD, vigilante complexes, life altering physical trauma (including the super soldier program) -- dude I could write an essay. The dynamic is awesome but everyone ignores ittt

yeah, I have problems with this too, like, they have one of the most unique relationships in the whole game and people waltz into the ship and create content that feels like it’s not even r76. and i mean. i cant really fault people for wanting their weird porn; you see that in all fandoms, all communities as a matter of fact, and if someone wants to write porn of the 2 hot dudes they saw in passing in ovw fanart that they know nothing about... well I’m not going to try and stop them, but I can and will laugh at their characterization, lmao.

but even so, there’s some people who are like... dedicated to the characters to an astounding degree and yet they insist on writing them so weirdly. i think one of my main problems with r76 fic, to say it in the fewst words possible, is people write them too nice. the ‘sad dads’ thing is cute and all, but i think people take it too far sometimes. they’re 50+ year old war vets, war machines, who are tired and violent and angry and pissed at the world that ate them up and spat them out when they outlived their usefulness and people...... write them as cute dads. I mean. I wont tell them no. but. it feels like a disservice to their characters.

(plus people who hate angst and love r76. it’s weird. like walking into a knife museum and saying you hate knives. why are you here if you hate knives???)

pcturtl replied to your post:

“WHILE i’m mad here’s another hot take: i hate hate HATE how the r76...”

A comparison we can safely make is Gabe tends to be a logic driven planner, while Jack tends to act more on instinct (with Overwatch/Ana/Gabe being 80% of his impulse control). Something so many people give Jack guff for is that he *hesitated* to save the girl, but given the choice, Gabe probably would have prioritized the objective. Disagree about the intentionally nonlethal ult though since it's limited to body shots. He probably wouldn't care if it killed them or not.

yeah, that is one of the few assumptions we can make, though the intricacies of that dynamic (ie. how it changed over the years, to what extent jack/gabriel are impulsive/tactical, etc) aren’t so clear, but I mean nothing is clear in this fuckin lore.

and YES that was actually what I saw that made me mad in the first place. Someone was saying 76 kills all over the place and reaper only shoots at those who shoot first (which is. wrong?? hes an assassin? do people know what an assassin does?). and it was so wildly wrong i got mad. lol.

And yeah, Gabe is tactical to an extreme degree. I’m quoting off the top of my head here, but in-game, his kill line for every non-overwatch player is ‘that was a tactical error’ which i think speaks volumes. Hana. Lucio. Fareeha == tactical errors in his head. doesn’t even refer to them as people. (and i think jack has a similar line but it isnt used in the same context? I’d have to check.)

He’s very tactical & very apathetic towards the world, I mean the only things I can say for sure that he cares/cared about are jack, ana, and blackwatch,and maybe jesse. honestly cant say if he ever gave a shit about overwatch, and my guess leans towards he didn’t.

working somewhere for 30 years doesn’t mean you care about it as an organization, you know? the same goes for talon: we have 0 proof he cares about talon either.

people try to use the bit in infiltration where he doesnt shoot That Dumbass who knocked himself out as proof of his goodness (whatever that means exactly) and its like... That Dumbass put himself out of the equation. why waste a shell on him if he wasnt interfering with the mission any more? reaper isnt excessively violent, as much as he cackles about death and whatever, and it seems like if something doesnt directly benefit him or benefit something he cares about, he doesnt care whether that thing or person lives or not. (like overwatch, like that guy who knocked himself out, like the recall agents. he just doesnt care)

re: the jack ult, correct me if im wrong but i dont think that just because an ult works a certain way in-game doesnt mean it works that exact way in the cinematics. like genji cant actually deflect hanzo’s ult with his own ult the way he does in dragons.

and i think that’s less jack caring about the ~*sanctity of life~* or giving a personal rat’s ass about los muertos jackasses, and more of an instinctual thing for him. like in the beginning of hero, when the one guy calls ‘come out and fight perro’ jack couldve easily shot all 3 of those guys and called it a day from his hiding spot. it’d be easier and faster and less of a risk for him. but instead he comes charging out, gun under one arm, and punches one of them in the face.

but at the same time we also saw him kill at least the guy with the minigun, and probably a couple others. off the top of my head, i think only half of them walked drove away from that confrontation alive. if jack can get out of a situation without killing i think he would, but i also think he wouldnt hesitate to kill if it came to that. especially when it comes to ‘bad guys’ like los muertos

i think i’ve mentioned this before, but gabe’s and jack’s respective fighting styles can be summed up with ‘gabe=shooty shooty die’ and ‘jack= smacky smacky concussion’ with exceptions, of course

#pcturtl #niceteeth-nastysmile #i have a cold so this probably only makes 5% of sense #also shoutout to the new activity for straight up not showing certain replies #love it

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jinjikook · 6 years

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If you're still doing that sneak peek thing: ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ass-k and you shall receive, dear nonnie >:)

(did ya see what i did there)

send me a word and i’ll share sneak peek sentences of wips using that word!🌿

wip #1: (jjk x reader)

Fuckin’ McCree, he was your absolute least favorite;especially since most players are just assholes who stun you every second theycan just to ruin your ult.

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Theentire team was already accepting their win, going on about who got Play of theGame which just about everyone agreed it should be Reaper with his bad ass DeathBlossom that occurred just seconds ago.

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“Like,that was so fuckin’ incredible. I saved our asses, literally!”

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Youcouldn’t believe the audacity of this shitty McCree (who insta-locked him; assholeprobably can’t play any other hero) to profile your ability to be a sniperbased on a completely different character archetype.

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“DamnMercy! That was badass!”

wip #2: (jjk x reader)

Hisstrong jawline and big brown eyes were sort of making you weak in the knees andeven if the dude was a total asshole, you’d at least have the image of himfucking you and not some seventy-something year old ancient CEO trying to spiceup whatever shards of life he still clung onto.

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“Withthat said, I’ll give you a choice: you’re welcome to stay and keep me companyfor the night or you can get your cute little ass dressed in something moreappropriate and get the hell out of here if it makes you feel safer.”

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Jeongguk’s hands moved up from your ass to unclasp the offending garment, revealingmore to the man.

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He chuckled against your neck, hands sliding down from hisgrip on your thighs to paw at your ass while he worked hard to get the both ofyou off, though you desperately wanted him to lose his fucking pants already ifto at least minimize his discomfort.

wip #3 (ksj x reader)

“Whatif he’s an uptight ass though?

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“You’venever truly accompanied me to a party and I really wanna make sure I don’t makea complete ass of myself in front of Hoseok.”

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“They’re comfy as fuck and do great things for your ass—any ass! Not just yours, because thatwould mean I look at your ass which wouldn’t be very gentlemanly. N-not likeyou don’t have a nice ass, because you do! A very nice ass, in a totallynormal, usual way—”

(that entire paragraph included ass literally in every sentence i’m–)

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“Hehandled my drunk ass and gave me a place to sleep it off, it was really… nice.”

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Theswitch in positions put your ass square in line with Seokjin’s crotch, whichwas now tenting to indulge you in the impressive bulge that seemed to havegrown ostentatiously within the last minute or so.

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“Howgood your ass looked in these jeans?”

wip #6 (jjk x reader)

That is, behaved until you awoke to some odd sounds at theass crack of the morning.

wip #7 (jjk x reader)

You let your eyes trail down as Jeonggukbent over again, his perky little ass hugged tightly by the matching navy bluebikini briefs.

(don’t ask–i can definitely see how incriminating this sentence is lmao)

i hope this satisfied ur need for the a s s i’m honestly surprised it wasn’t more since that word is like 80% of my vocabulary along with fuck hahaha

#answered asks #anon #sneak peek game

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sawtual · 6 years

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okay! so sorry if these have been asked before but im super curious: what system do u play on? whats ur rank? whos ur main & least played? favorite & least favorite characters (gameplay wise)? thoughts on brigitte? favorite & least favorite ship? sorry its a lot you dont have to answer any u dont want to

OH I LOVE THIS CONTENT ANON!!!

i play on pc!

im gold! (2167) lkdnfg im really trying to get better cuz i know i can get to plat, i just get really anxious about comp + voice chat (tho i know good communication really makes a team)

my main is mercy! i also flex to reaper or zenyatta if i need to. ALSO i really really wanna get good at brigitte, i love her play style and think its super fun

my least played is zarya...........

my fave ...... i love reaper, i think its super fun to eat up health from tanks and just decimate them. i also really like the aspect of protecting and flitting around between my teammates via mercy, shes so fun imo (shitty ult BUT... its whatever) i also really love watching gameplay of widowmaker, shes obviously one of my faves, and i think shes a really cool character to play when ur good at her, + her grapple buff is so amazing ((OH ALSO, tracer is SO fun i wanna get good at her because zipping around and eating away at the health of enemies and picking off supports is really cool i love it))

I HAVE.. a complicated relationship with brigitte. i think that blizzard releasing her when they did (right after black history month) when they have repeatedly said we’ll get a black woman hero is... tasteless... and its genuinely really boring like, brigittes backstory seems really stale compared to a lot of the other heroes. i think i really would have liked to see her more after we got more important additions to the game. HOWEVER, i really adore playing her, and also ive got sort of a weak spot bc my gf is norwegian and a lot of swedish is very similar so its cute to hear some non english dialogue and recognize it (i love it when she says ‘fan!’ and ‘hejhej!’ klndkfngkfj). also her gameplay is really fuckin fun... i love stunning people and slapping them around and whipping them when they try and escape, VERY valid

my favorite ship ,,, anon fucku.. im JOKIN BUT ..oghhghg. honestly i guess ill say widow/sombra cuz im REALLY focused on their relationship right now and LOVE the intricacies between them, i think theyre really interesting and i like exploring them as individuals and partners. (but i swear i LOVE mercy/widow and mercy/tracer so much, theyre really important to me)

hm.. i dont have any least favorite (besides actual abusive shit) but i guess since it hasnt been confirmed in canon to be like, legit so its not technically abusive via canon,,,,,, widow/moira? it makes me really upset to see them together... assuming it was moira who did the procedures on widowmaker to make her how she is.but since its not canon its more of a me issue dlkfnldfkng

THANKU I LOVE TALKIN ABOUT THIS DUMB GAME

#long post #text heavy #ohworm i love overwatch #asks #anon #anonymous

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imagine-this-overwatch-blog · 6 years

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Sorry is this is a bother, but is there any way you could start posting your to do list/queue every once and a while? I just find it interesting to see what people request :p

I may need to be reminded to post the list. I never really know when it’s a good time to do it. But hey it’s no problem here’s what I have rn.

For the skin thing, could you write something with Mystery Man McCree where him and his S/O are partners like Tonto and the Lone Ranger? Sorry I’m just a huge western show nerd 😂😂

How about nsfw oni Genji headcanons?

As part of military discipline, Hybrid Pharah keeps her wings in absolute pristine condition. She makes it seem effortless. Hybrid Angela is an absolute wreck. She just stuffs her wings in her armor and goes. You have to preen her while she's working sometimes.

Headcanons for White hat or maybe Royal McCree both look like sugar daddies imo 😂

Since you did the Genji one, how one about super saiyan blue tracer

Some Forest Spirit Orisa headcannons would be super cool! I imagine her being the guardian of an ancient forest or something. She also gets along with all the little critters. ;0;

My friend, may I request some sub!Reinhardt? Both nsfw and sfw. I feel we lack content with a submissive buff german boy

What headcanons do you have for oni genji :D one of my headcanons for him is that (after he's "killed") he wonders around the forest he lives in and searches for lost children (the forest often have many since theres a small village nearby) he guides them out of the forest so they don't get taken by the mean witch mercy who will turns them into frogs or ingredients for her spells (she doesn't but the villagers believe she does)

Hcs for cricket junkrat? Im a sucker for dumbass jocks tbh

Headcannons for islander roadhog? Like, who is he? Where did he come f r o m

Young!Hanzo, Okami!Hanzo, and/or Scion!Hanzo! Pretty please!

Halloween is coming up, so how about some Junkenstien and Junkenstien's monster headcannons?

Can I request some headcanons around getting Blackwatch!Moira's attention?

Camgirl (or boy) adopts hybrid of your choice, hybrid of your choice gets introduced on screen (after consenting of course), hybrid of your choice immediately becomes a fan favorite, hybrid of your choice has just stolen your show and donations.

Requesting something wholesome but with bewbers. Preferably reader's face being shoved between them. And kisses.

Something wholesome please: Reader comes off the anesthetic and starts flirting with an endeared Angela, not remembering quite yet (because of the anesthetic) that this super-hot bombshell he's flirting with is not an angel nor a supermodel. She is, in fact, his girlfriend. When he comes fully off the anesthetic, he still stands by the marriage proposal he asked in the recovery room.

I'm the anon who sent in the crotch obsessed puppy!Cree ask, I would absolutely LOVE to see some headcanons of all the guys if your up to it~

Hey! Can I please request some shower sex with McCree and a fem!S/O? Gotta get dirty while getting clean, am I right?

All these hybrid AU makes me happy ❤❤ but what if we have kitty!Reader hybrid instead?? Which ow boys gonna love it? And which boys likes kitty!reader with brave and naughty, and which gonna likes it with timid and obidient??

Can I please request some breeding with puppy!Jack?