#it was cold as fuck today

[baggy-holmes]

really chill lately

#actually the opposite of chill #but it’s cool #we’re fine #we ball #me #selfie #i’m going out of state this weekend fuck w me #i need to see my bestie and get drunk at the bar #it was cold as fuck today #hope you all froze with me hehe #said with love

[hiddenworldofmary]

21/10/2023 in Gdańsk

#it was cold as fuck today #this city went straight into winter #nice #Gdańsk #Poland #dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #architecture #light academia #dark cottagecore #more like citycore but there’s no tag for that? #dark citycore #gloomy #dark #mine #my photos

[adainesfroggieboggy]

heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.

my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.

my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”

to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”

“what about two?”

“light work. i’d beat them up.”

the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.

“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”

“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”

“okay, fine. what about eleven?”

“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”

(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)

“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”

“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”

“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”

“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”

“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”

“they better.”

#cw violence #lizas rambling again #yeah i lost my mind in the break room at a cracker barrel today #this is so fucking funny to me. and the delivery was beautiful. perfect. #yeah this is a thing i wish other people found funny irl bc i tried to retell it and it wasnt as good bc i fumbled it #i was trying to stop my teeth from fucking chattering i was so cold it was distrscting ok

[spoiledskullz]

gru voice: I'm eradicating the fucking sun

#knuckles the echidna #spoiled art #I just want it to be fall #Give me cold rain too #Fuck summer all my homies hate summer #Donate a dollar today to give Knuckles a happy safe cozy autumn thanks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WIFI IS MINE ONCE AGAIN as i sit on a mattress on the floor

#it feels like ive been without it for so long... #it has been... three and a half days... i am Weak.... #nah jk i wouldve been find without it for much longer #but boy howdy am i Glad to be able to use my dear beloved laptop again #i am In The New Place i am Beginning To Settle #tomorrow i begin unpacking my own stuff!!! exciting!!! #i cant wait to admire all of my Things! #ohhhh and i finally have a spot on the wall for my combo whiteboard/corkboard.... #im still very stressed and i want to lay in a hole but!! #i am doing slightly better than a few days ago! #the weather has been nice... cool and rainy... i am not used to cool and rainy #its also cold and i am - unfortunately - a desert creature #suffice to say i am wearing hand warmers a hoodie and a blanket #absolutely unprompted #the place's last owner Didnt Fucking Clean though #so there have been many spiders. and cobwebs. and general Grime we will have to scrub #like seriously today i was dusting the ceiling. THE CEILING. #had to dust & vacuum the windowsills... gonna scrub my bathroom tomorrow... #theres a large tear in my bedroom carpet too... #ugh and the cabinets are Small so organizing all the spices and shit has been Rancid #stuff has to go out of place and you cant see it all and MY ORGANIZATIONAL SYSTEMS ARE CRUMBLING #sometimes it feels like my adhd and autism are fistfighting but during a move? #lockstep babeyyyy. they are Streamlined. lots of things and lots of sorting & placing and eeheehee #i have also killed most of the freakishly huge mosquitos in the house so! things are better! #that first night was Rough! its better now! this shell is becoming a House!

[shima-draws]

Me: Finally home! Now I can draw >:)

My body, on the verge of collapse: Or you could take a nap

Me, crawling into bed: Or I could take a n

#Shima speaks #NFMSMGMSMFMS #I’m SO fucking tired bro we had a lot going on at work today #There was like a 2 hour presentation that we had to stand outside for #(And it was COLD. And windy) #And then we had a BBQ truck come in for lunch #(Pulled pork sandwich. MWAH chef’s kiss) #And then work was just buuuusy. So I’m really sleepy lol #Might draw when I get up later but for now I’m hitting the hay boys see you on the other side 🫡

[mod2amaryllis]

sumida aquarium my mega belovéd

#today was sooooo cold and rainy!!!!!!!! my kryptonite!!!!!!!!!! #m2a #fishblr #fish tag #look at that fucking rainbow tho can you believe

[femme-psyche]

Cabin pressure season one: here’s some funny sitcom characters in a nice mild British sitcom isn’t this funny and nice :)

Cabin pressure Season 4: im literally ripping the paper off the walls with my own teeth John finnemore is simultaneously god and the devil himself for making me care so much about these fucking pilots in this silly little company

#cabin pressure #rambles #today on: nell has to try and not reveal emotions in an office but is cold sweating bc of fucking Yverdon-les-bains

[skeletoninthemelonland]

never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy

#uhhhh eat healthy and drink water etc etc #yknow. the exhausting but healthy things we gotta do to keep our silly billy bodies workin #i hate how this adds up to anxious thoughts djsfjdsbhjqklfehpiJADAASFGHJIOPA #i tried drawing today but it felt so draining and pointless #the floods + university strike + the cold + lack of routine + overall anxious thoughts but ig everyone is going through it too #i'm just glad my house is not under water now. my pets and things are all here and i do have blankets to warm myself with #but damn. #when your mind is not occupied with the routine it starts bothering you with unwanted thoughts #and it's not good when everyone else at home is going through the same stress #it feels just as hopeless and stressful as it was during the covid pandemic #in a way we are 'under quarantine' and isolated. unsure if it's gonna directly affect our lives. #i heard the water levels are rising quickly and people are coming in seeking public shelters... #lol idk how this went from acid reflux back to the floods. see that it's def something we can't stop worrying about rn. #what if i wake up with water on my ankles tomorrow? the videos we saw showed the water coming in so fast it's fucking scary #there was no way to just pack everything and move before it got worse. #starbstalks

[mishapen-dear]

I think we overlooked the fucked up polycule dynamic potential of team bolas x the dog that hunts them

they gave him a house. he paid rent. he hunted them, picked them off one by one, but when they sought to hunt him he ran. the tormented and the tormented. the hunters and the hunter. them huddling around a fire, burning themselves as he lurks in the dark to devour any that stray too far from the light. when they gather their rocks and throw them as one he flees, tail between his legs as he hunts for his own safety

is there not familiarity in that? is there not love in the violence? let me kill you, i will return your greatest treasure. let me kill you, you’ve already destroyed me and mine. there is loneliness to the dark and hate in the bloodshed. what is hate if not the other side of love. what if obsession if not love driven too far. all of them bathed in the blood of the others, baptized by sin after sin after sin. mothers carry their litters in their mouths- when do the teeth at your throat start to feel gentle? bad once said about cellbit, “it was like throwing a ball, and saying fetch.” that went wrong for him. cellbit once said about bad, “you’ve gone soft.” that went wrong for him, too.

do you remember the slime kills? slime was bad’s first blood, his first taste of oncoming violence. bad was slime’s last kill, an end to the desperation that was sparked with the first base raid. do you remember that first day? bad on the water, slime on the shore, calling him in like a siren. ‘look at me, look how killable i am’ says the bait, desperately trying to build a trap even as the prey fears the untied-noose wrapping around its throat. do you remember the tension? do you remember how the sun punished them both?

‘look at me, look how killable i am,’ says the poisoned frog to the wolf. the bird to the dog. do you remember the kindness? the killing and the killing and the killing, and the laughter. the killing the killing the killing, and the earnest offer to help? remember how jaiden fed herself to the dog. remember how the dog listened. ‘where is your stuff? i’ll take you to your body.’ thousands of blocks away. then more blood, no screaming, just laughter.

do you see? do you see? they built him a dog house, and he paid them rent. hunters snd hunters. he killed them to bring back their children and he failed and they brought back his instead. how can he ever repay that? their blood coats him. his blood coats them. all of them animals. all of them desperate. remember the familiarity of teeth and the taste of your own death. when its all said and done what will they miss the most- being the hunters? or being the hunted?

and then they all make out and take turns getting beaten to death by jaiden. shes part of the group murder but not the romance of death. instead she gets to go to the club (the Spawn Rave)

#qsmp shipping #i didnt get enough sleep and thus im excused from all the things i say today #roier obsessed with killing bad and bad not even knowinf #philza in despair despite the dog running at just the sight of him #baghera spared. Just for a moment #i got tired so i didnt include those but i think we can all get weirder about whatever the fuck is up with these dynamics #while writing this i did forget i was trying to ship them but whats gayer than blood #too many of my post have been tagged analysis lately lets get sillayy #something something cold dog something something warm fire #something something defanged but still gnawing. something something sitting together in a snow storm just to avoid freezing to death

[twistedsickopath]

okay but a thing i think about every time we have one of those few day periods where the weather is not fit for even a dog being outside is how the hell are homeless people surviving this. like i said in a previous post it's currently -40 degrees with the windchill and i honestly cannot imagine how someone who does not have a place to go inside and spend the night is supposed to not freeze to death. it makes me upset every time the temperature drops like this, i cannot imagine how many homeless people will be frozen to death in the next 24 hours if they somehow haven't already. the fact that there are hundreds of empty houses sitting there empty with totally functional heating while people are DYING from the cold on a street corner makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY while at the same time my heart is breaking in pieces for them. rest in peace to every poor person who will not make it through the weekend. i am so sorry.

#psalms #free housing for everyone!!!! #free food free water free electricity free housing free healthcare for EVERYONE NOW! #basic necessities required for sirvival still being things we have to pay thousands for is a kind of evil that i cannot put into words #i hope with all my heart that every homeless person in montreal and around has a place to go to to stay warm today and tonight #and tomorrow too and basically until the weather gets warmer and fit for a human being to be outside in #shelters must be so fucking packed right now #and the thing is i know for a fact there will still be people who cannot go to them because they are at capacity #i will mourn every poor homeless person who has or will undoubtedly pass away from this cold front #my heart is breaking for them #if you are a person who does not have shelter right now i am so deeply sorry you are going through this #you are all in my thoughts and prayers and i love you #the worst part is there is absolutely nothing i can do about it and my heart is shattering at the thought #people will die from this #people have already died from this i am absolutely certain #and there is not a single thing i can do other than grieve

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[definitelynotarabbit]

So I've been wrestling with the whole High Cloud Quintet plot for awhile and initially I found it incredibly frustrating, because once you get into the nitty gritty there is so much canon conflicting information. However I believe I have found a unifying theory.

Excluding some specific instances of unverifiable details, such as whatever the hell is going on with the dragon heart, everything is true.

Bailu didn't dream of her past life. She does dream of it after meeting the Astral Express.

Yingxing is dead. His body is alive. Blade is a monster.

Dan Feng and Yingxing knew what they were doing and had good intentions. Their actions still made them irredeemable.

Jingliu saved the Loufu. She also massacred it's army and may or may not have been the person to doom Yingxing and make Blade. (Still researching for any details as to Yingxing's sanity post immortality pre Jingliu)

The preceptors did tell Dan Feng that he could save their species by creating new Vidyadhara. They didn't lie.

Dan Heng is Dan Feng, he is also his own person. Molting Rebirth is not even remotely the same thing as Hatching Rebirth, Dan Heng is still innocent of Dan Feng's crimes.

#apologies if this is incredibly obvious for everyone but me #theres a lot more #and i should probably detail each point #but im too damn eepy for that today #oh idk if i should tag this one #feels like its either a scalding take or ice cold no in between #fuck it #honkai star rail #hsr #high cloud quintet #dan feng #yingxing #jingliu #bailu #dan heng #hsr blade #pls have mercy

[palms-upturned]

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#meg talks #gamers… the union efforts have reached the point where the union busting hammer has come down hard on us #pls pray for me that i can salvage this bc oh god oh fuck #today was a very discouraging day #but whatever they can pry this effort from my cold dead hands #ill spit in the ceo’s eye before i give up on this

[kitamars]

buncha blushy bunnies >///<

#GOD. HES SO #hes my everything #my ray of sunshine #id kill and die for him #sorry for lack of posts btw school is kicking my ass 😭 #too tired for most things lol #went swimming today while it was cold out and i almost died lol #anyways #back to he #kotetsu how does it feel to have sunshine by your side #i’ve already used that tag but fuck it its still true #im in love with him #barnaby brooks jr #kotetsu x barnaby #bc you know me #taibani #tiger & bunny #tiger and bunny #t&b #tnb #ok bye

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh waow maybe having friendly neighbors is a Good thing (said in the voice of a guy who just received free cookies)

#ough theyre so soft and theyre pumpkin w/ cream cheese frosting... #they will be Gone by the end of the day i cant stop eating them #ive been a little worried bc yk. small town. neighbors tend to be nosier #and i am a nervous person! i would like to be left alone! dont perceive me dont knock on my door dont look in my windows! #but hey. tasty homemade cookies. maybe this is all right #god theyre so fuckign good what the hell did she put in them... #absolutely unprompted #today is a Decent day #nice weather. hauled wood. got cookies. went for a lil walk & saw some cool moss and sap. gonna have some tasty beef for dinner #and there was a new casual geographic to watch! & a new wendigoon video for tonight!! yippee! #and im drafting fresh scribbles for november since im doing repostober #things are decent and ill take it while it lasts. even if im perpetually cold because this house is fuCKING FREEZING- #oh heated blanket we're really in it now