#it stinks

[gnarpbug]

Holy shit yellowfang

#warrior cats #yellowfang #it stinks

[butchstabu]

musical performance that offends all 5 of the senses, 6 if you include common sense

[jazzmandd]

Epic Proportions

Wait Mickey! you still haven't met Sideshow bob's brother, the Dragonball evolutions Goku or The 5th race winner in Star wars episode 1's pod racer!

#epic mickey #mickey mouse #it stinks

[musturd-artposts]

god why am i obsessed with this awful dumbass stupid movie. anyway i think danielle and princess peach should fuse

#my art #art #nintendo #mario #super mario bros 1993 #mario 1993 #<- gonna use that tag when i talk abt this movie more #princess peach #described #talking tags -> #GOD the id is long i hope thats ok #anyways #i watched this movie with my dad and my cousin last week #i dont think ill ever be the same. #its so so so so so so bad. its AWFUL #its a MASTERPIECE of comedy #it STINKS #and i ADORE it #i cant stop thinking about it #i think im being haunted #anyway cartoon bros + realistic humans is the peak of comedy #odyssey was so right

[warhead]

#the simpsons #bart simpson #homer #homer simpson #marge #lisa simpson #lisa #maggie #bart #marge simpson #fox #the critic #jay sherman #it stinks

[specific90saesthetics]

#'90s nostalgia #1990s #90s #'90s #mystery science theater 3000 #mst3k #pod people #it stinks #90s television #1991 #‘90s aesthetic #'90s aesthetics

[mayflora-18]

The next fact drop is longer to edit than I expected, mainly because I suffer from Adulthood Syndrome. Unfortunately there is no known cure but I will persevere somehow. Until then, I hope some incorrect quotes will suffice.

Thank you and good night!

#adulthood #it stinks #fact dropping #call of duty #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes

[feel-myenergy]

Ich liebe meine Schwester. Ich habe sie unendlich lieb & könnte mir ein Leben ohne sie nicht mehr vorstellen.

- Spaß! Sie stinkt!

@ameliadesalvo ✨️🫰

#it stinks

[mockva]

“Michael, do you know why it stinks so much in here?”

#Raisa #Michael Gorbachev #gorbi #putin #it stinks #Russia

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

I have to schedule masturbation like a chore because if I do it at bedtime, I feel asleep halfway through.

#it stinks

[return-of-the-living-gnarsh]

Currently Baking

#baking #the critic #it stinks #lol #cannabis #b&w

[bss-the-artist]

Mst3k Motivation!

#giphy #crow #mst3k #tom servo #it stinks #torgo #tvs frank #joel robinson #pod people #dr forrester

[the-lights-are-loud]

My sister was heating up a heat pad for me, and it's filled with rice.

Instead of heating it for like a minute, she put it in for 3.

My house smells like burnt rice and I hate it

#oh the horrors #it stinks

[tiggyloo]

Cool thing the drain in my basement is doing right now (not draining)

#phoebe be quiet #i moved the stuff away #it stinks #im gunna try to get an actual real plunger today or tomorrow and see if i can clear it at all

[twiststreet]

I thought this was going to be an extremely busy two months for me at work and it mostly has been, but so I've been playing a lot of games lately to decompress when I get home. I went from Alan Wake 2 (which is exactly my kind of thing, at least aesthetically-- I just thought that was a really neat game) to Spider-man 2, which... and I liked Spider-man 1 fine, but the sequel somehow feels different / worse...

Spider-man 2 is a celebration of the one thing that makes Spider-man great to the designers-- which is of course, hang-gliding. Who can think of Spider-man without thinking about hang-gliding? Not whoever made Spider-man 2.

But then the weird part is inbetween all the hang-gliding, every single character talks like a 2015 Joss Whedon acceptance speech for an award for feminism (I'm not sure which one, he won many, but). Everyone's trying to sound hip but in a way that feels very much written by someone who's online too much, and on like the YA parts of the internet. Which I don't remember being true of the first game.

Spider-man listens to podcasts while he hang-glides, as you do when you're bored with your life (me, hang-gliding Spider-man, guys who work late night security, people who need to buy mattressess, murder-afficianados-- we're all podcast listeners). And the people on the podcasts will talk in this weird tone that's somewhere between Xeni Jardin saying "Homie what set you from" and a NPR host telling you about new developments in fiber supplements... One of the podcasters started rambling about the importance of hydration and doing mental health at one point. I... thought we would be ... fighting supervillains...???

And then inbetween the podcasts, the game is like "Do you want to be Miles Morales from the entertaining Spiderverse movies? Except in our game, Miles Morales is not on an entertaining adventure at all-- he spends all of his time learning valuable lessons about civic pride and the importance to NYC's vibrant food scene of immigrants honoring their roots. It's so important for immigrants not to forget where they came from while also feeling welcome to teach us about the spices they brought with them to their new home in the United States."

There was one level where Miles Morales helps high school kids take photos for a yearbook, and the game says "now go take photos of the high school's eSports team-- you know, a job for Spider-man." So I say, okay, what do those kids look like? And the game yelled "they look like everyone else, it's wrong to judge people based on how they look! This isn't that kind of game! We're a post-looks society, you fool!" And I was like oh okay, now I have to run around a large high school campus taking photos of random children in the hopes they might be gamers within a game, so I can complete this "mission", which... I don't think that's something you want to encourage gamers to do!! Stay away from the high schools, gamers!

The character Venom showed up and told me he was trying to get the corporation he was in charge of to do diversity when it hires people. Is that... is that from the comics?? I didn't read those comics, so I'm not sure. It's not even what they're saying though-- it's that it all just sounds so inauthentic to how people talk. It just all seems like a goody-goody lecture that will never end. I'm sure it's heart is in the right place, but it's just not well crafted.

It's just not really the experience I expected to be having (but it's been a strange month generally). And as a game, it's not fun at all, so far (even though the first game, which was the exact same thing, was fun-- go figure). The fighting just feels bad. It's nearly been voted like Game of the Year, though. So I guess I'm in the minority on this one. But if Spiderman 2 has taught me anything, it's that being a minority means I can contribute to NYC's juggling scene, and make real contributions that honor the past... while also pointing the way to the future. Time to juggle! Get me some bowling pins!

#man is the deadliest game #it stinks

[sunglassesmish]

i want to eat something but my brother is cutting up his disgusting smelling fruit and i am so sensitive to bad smells

#he imports it all the way from some other country #idk what the fruit is but it begins with s and it’s so prickly and really but #big* #it STINKS