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quibbs126 · 2 months
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God I wish I could successfully draw characters right
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picavecalyx · 2 years
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  silva being able to get away with the ‘it’s just body paint’ excuse is hilarious in that it DOES work and people DO think she’s just wearing body paint all the time. but also it starts to lessen when people are around her and notice her like, jump into water, and never actually have the resources to apply body paint--not to mention the other weird features and the face that if she were to uncover her missing eye it’s like. “Ah. There is No Eye Socket”
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boss-of-armadildos · 4 months
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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thinkingabout-girls · 2 months
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secondbeatsongs · 11 months
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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zytes · 6 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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mariacallous · 9 months
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Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:
If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -
No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.
You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.
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blueskittlesart · 1 month
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TOTK - Eternal (part 2)
part 1 here
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iwasbored777 · 11 months
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We're not appreciating the Weird Barbie enough. It's said in the movie that she helps everyone who need help while they always see her as someone who's not as good as them. She was friends with all dismissed Barbies and Kens, was there to offer support and safe shelter for everyone who needed it in Kendom, without her nothing in the movie would've been alright. When Stereotypical Barbie calls her "ugly and unwanted" she still helps her.
She was representing a woman in women's world who was pushed aside by other women because she didn't fit in but still had more wisdom and kindness than everyone who thought they're better than her.
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thestuffedalligator · 7 months
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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).
And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.
And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.
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romarisea · 6 months
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Sylvia Plath, from Three Women: A Poem for Three Voices [ID in alt text]
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awetfrog · 7 months
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fellas is it gay if it's for stealth
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gibbearish · 7 months
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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dayvan · 8 months
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from 2014
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