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rrapmonstur-blog · 7 years

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JUST A PRE WARNING THIS WILL CONTAIN SMUT I DON’T FEEL LIKE WARNING LATER INTO THE LITTLE FAN FIC. SO JUST STOP IF YOU’RE A MINOR – LET’S DO THIS THING–

It’s been 2 weeks since you had walked in on your boyfriend Mark fucking another girl. You are a wreck you haven’t done your hair your face is a mess. You’ve barely eaten a thing. You haven’t left your house since then You looked like literal death. You’re 7 favorite boys have all tried their hardest to get you to come out and have some even come over to try and get you out of your funk. Namjoon and Jin come over and watch cheesy B-Rated horror flicks with you making fun of the graphics and acting trying to get you to even break out a small laugh. Suga comes over with food for you saying stuff like “Heres some suger from your swert Suga.” Using cheesy puns because he knows they always manage to make you smile. Jimin coming over just sitting in silence with you knowing that you didn’t want to talk but not wanting to be alone. They all tried there hardest but nothing worked. They’d always leave with a sad smile. None of the boys ever making you laugh as hard as Jhope would. But he’s been busy lately thinking of an idea for making a mixtape. Just another day week of being miserable you think to yourself as you fall asleep sad and broken once again.

You awoke to the sound of banging on your door and someone screeching like a howler monkey. You drag yourself out of bed to see who would be making such a racket having only one person in mind. You open the door to see Hoseok standing there with a wickedly big smile on his face. “IT is I! JHOPE THE BRINGER OF JOY TRYNA BRING A SMILE TO THAT FAVE. I sure *sound the J* j-hope this works. He says jokingly striking dumb poses in your doorway. "Come in before you make a fool of yourself” your voice full of sadness. He coming charging at you wrapping you up in his arms running all the way to your room. “GET dressed y/n doesn’t have to be anything fancy. Hurry up or I will dress you mysel” You sigh at his words and close the door pulling out a pair of black ripped jeans, your favorite old converse, and a white sweater with rips all throughout the sweater. You pull your hair up into a messy bun. Walking out with a toothbrush in your mouth mumbling with a mouth full of toothpaste to him “why d’ I haf to do fis?” He laughs and winks at you. “It’s a surprise for my fave girl” he says with a big smile. You finish and walk over to his car to see him walking down the street. You run after him confused as to where you are going. He wraps his arm around your shoulder “Y/N you are going to love this” he says approaching a animal shelter that’s just down the street from when you live. Your eyes get wide and you look at the shelter and run forward quickly with Hoseok close behind. “You know I’ll end up wanting one but I don’t have the money to buy one” you say to him sadly. “I know but it doesn’t hurt to give them a bit of love” you guys play with all the animals for what seems like hours. You favored a small little fuzzy dog while Jhope played with all the animals getting covered in fur. You feel so much better you look at Hoseok “Thank you so much” you smile at him getting up “cmon let’s go before I steal one of these” he laughs a precious laugh. You guys then soon go to his car and he drives around taking you to all your favorite places. He steps away for a monent to make a phone call and when he comes back he takes you to your favorite desert store and buys you a cupcake. You take a bite the chocolate frosting sticking to your cheek. JHope leans forward to lick the frosting off your cheek teasing you. You hear someone clear their throat from behind you, you both turn around to see your ex Mark standing before you arms crossed looking pissed. “What the fuck is this y/n? We haven’t even been broken up for a month and you got a new guy. Wow you’re kinda a slut aren’t you?” You feel Hoseok tense up next to you he wraps his arm defensively around your waste. You open your mouth to speak when Hoseok speaks up before you had a moment to stammer a word out “So what. You cheated on her didn’t you? You have no right to speak to y/n like that. I suggest you turn around and walk away because she has not once missed you. She was happy you cheated on her because she didn’t have the heart to leave you. But since you beat her to the punch she had the chance to get with who she really wanted. Me” he lies smoothly. Your stomach fills with a swarm of butterflies seeing him lie just to not see you sad and so you don’t got to try to spill out broken words. Marks face twists in disgust at he turns around not before spitting at Hoseok face. You clench your fist and walk up to the neanderthal walking away from you “Hey Mark!” He turns around to feel you plant a hard slap across his face “ DO NOT SPEAK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. YOU FUCKED UP AND DECIDED TO SKREWED A SKANK. HE HAS TREATED ME GOOD. HE PUTS ME FIRST UNLIKE YOU WHO ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT ME AS SOON AS IT DIDN’T WORK IN YOUR FAVOR. And you know what they say. Good guys finish last. Oh wait you always finished first didn’t you? After about 5 minutes of unsatisfying pumps that felt like you where having a seizure.” You say to him with a sickenly sweet smile spread across your face. You see his face turn 7 diffrent shades of red before storming off. You hear Jhope burst out into a parade of laughter. “You called me your boyfriend and hinted at us you know… fucking. Even though none of that was true. Just so you know it took every bone in my body not to nail him but seeing as how I’m a nice guy” he ends with a wink. You smile and grab his hand whisper suggestivly into ear “Ya know some of that can change to the truth if you’d like. His eyes open wide and he practical drags you to his card. The whole way home his eyes keep trailing up and down your body his hand squeezing yours.

-kinda smutty ending with it being interrupted so stop if minor reading bc still smutty- AS you reach your house you feel Hoseok pick you up wrapping your slender legs around his waste. He hungrily places kisses along your jaw as he makes his way to your room. He places you gentally on the bed before laying over you kissing all the spots in your clothes that had holes. Spending special attention to the rips on your thighs and lower stomach. You feel a wet spot starting to form on your pants. You blush embarrassed by the newly forming spot hoping he doesn’t notice. But to your despair his does looking up at you with his eyes dark with a new side of him you know you are soon to experience. He crawls back up your body swiftly removing your shirt and his following yours. You feel his hard member pressing against your stomach. You flip yourselfs around and lay on top of him. Pressing kisses along his jaw down his throat sucking softly on the skin surely to form a little bruise. He tucks his head back letting out a deep groan. You keep kissing down his body until you reach his waist. You look up at him seeing his head back and mouth open in bliss over feeling you kiss him all over. You tug gently at his pants his head snapping up seeing you smile innocently at him. He takes a in a sharp breath and you pull down his pants to expose his painfully hard member peeking up through the stop of his low waisted underwear. You lick the precum beading on the tip. Sending your name out of his mouth in a voice you’ve never heard from him. You take his member in your mouth bobbing your head taking it all and making sure to always go as deep as you could wanting him to feel as good as you can. You feel him start to twitch in your mouth when you get pulled away by a ravenous Hoseok when lays you on your back kissing all the way down before removing your pants and underwear planing a small soft kiss on your warmth. He licks gentally up the slit all the way to suck gentally on your sensitive spot. You open your legs more to give more of yourmself to him he sticks his tongue in making sure to lap up all your juices you feel his name escape your mouth being taken over by a feeling not even Mark made you feel. "Y/N you taste amazing” You feel him speaking sending vibrations through your body causing your legs to clench around his head. He sticks to fingers in curling them and pumping at a perfectly slow pace making sure to drag out this feeling wanting you just to stay as happy for as long as you can hold you. He grips your thigh with his free hand squeezing sure to leave a bruised form of his fingers. You start riding his fingers feeling your end coming close. He continues to suck and pump his fingers as you ride them at a pace tha he could only imagine how it feels. He moans sending a shock through your body cause you to spill out all over his fingers and mouth. He pulls out his fingers licking the juices off of them before lapping up all your wetness from your center. He crawls up your body to look at you he smiles shyly with his chin still glistening “Y/N seeing as how nice guys finish last I think it’s only fair if you would be my girlfriend for real. Also I’m… I’m sorry I didn’t mean for that to happen I got carried away.” You smile at him bringing him in for a kiss tasting yourself on his lips “Of course I’d love it. Who else would be such a good guy. ” You here snickers from th3 doorway too see Namjoon and Jin holding the small brown puppy. Jin leans into Namjoon speaking in a high pitch feminine voice “oh dear. Our little boy is finally becoming a man.” Namjoon laughs making his voice even deeper “He’s not our little boy anymore he’s out little man.” Your eyes widen as you see the puppy reaching for Hoseok shirt not caring about underwear because his shirt is huge on you. You hear Hoseok clear his throat “I forgot I asked them to buy it for you since you seemed to really like it. So yea I got you a puppy” You reach for the puppy closing the door in Namjoons and Jins face hearing them complain from the other side. You crawl over softly with the puppy in your arms kissing his cheek “Thank you he’s perfect” You say planting a kiss on Jhope cheek. “Y/N I love you.” He stated firmly. You hide your face in the puppy’s neck “I love you too.”

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mathes0n · 7 years

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taakitz for the otp thing??

Who’s the messiest one: Taako is a real messy boy. Kravitz tries to be neat, but isn’t really much of a clean boy himself. Their shared space is always a mess its ridiculous.

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Um??? This is Taako ‘wastes a spell slot on glamor spells and won’t hesitate to show off’ Taaco and Kravitz ‘overdramatic goth who fakes accents to sound cool’ Deadboy. These two idiots are always showing off. Always.

Who’s the funniest drunk: I imagine a Drunk Taako would be like… Taako x 10, which sounds amusing in on itself. I’m not really too sure what kind of drunk Kravitz would be… can he even get drunk?? This is a question that someone as tired as me cannot answer rn

Who texts the most: Taako, but it’s all like… really dumb shit. He tells Kravitz (in detail) about how Magnus used his toothpaste AGAIN and he’s going to pay. He sends a bunch of emojis for no other reason than that he’s bored. He sends Kravitz a selfie every single time he has a good hair day (every day). He’s a very talkative person in all forms of media

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Kravitz probably??? The only person who’s not embarrassed about it is him

Who reads the most: Hm… Kravitz would try to be the elegant bookish type, but also his adhd ass can’t handle sitting still for too long. Sometimes he just gets Taako to read aloud to him

Who’s better with kids: They’re both, like… really bad with kids. Taako doesn’t give a shit about them, and Kravitz probably feels weird around children because how often does he really interact with them (like, cmon, how many child liches and necromancers ARE there???)??? Still, they’ve got their son boy Angus, and thats all that matters

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Taako. With magic. Sometimes it breaks things worse

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: idk…. theyre both really weird

Who cooks and who cleans up: Once he’s comfortable enough, Taako cooks of course. Even if Kravitz knew how to cook, he couldn’t even compare to Taako’s skill. Because of this, Kravitz insists on cleaning up afterwards, since Taako had worked so hard.

#taakitz #queue #long post -#tiredtier

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