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billieburnt · 8 days
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Howdy there, whatcha doin’ round here?
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☠︎︎ Hey there, my names Billie, not saying my last name because I don’t give shit out that easy. Dunno really why I made this account, used it a bit as a teen and I got bored so I decided to reinstall it to document stuff and just talk really. I guess I have to make a small likes and dislikes list because I guess that’s what people do on here?
My Likes
☠︎︎ Smoking
☠︎︎ Late night drives
☠︎︎ Country music and classic rock and roll - My current favorites are Miranda Lambert, Ozzy Osborn, Def Leopard, Tame Impala, and AC/DC
☠︎︎ Star gazing
☠︎︎ Drawing (sometimes)
☠︎︎ Dogs, especially German Shepherds
☠︎︎ Redbull
☠︎︎ Weed and other drugs
☠︎︎ Rain
My Dislikes
☠︎︎ Staying in one place for too long
☠︎︎ Fire
☠︎︎ People with the name Melinda
☠︎︎ Those 'alpha male' podcasts
☠︎︎ Rude or entitled people
☠︎︎ Children (fuck them kids)
☠︎︎ I guess that’s really all I got for now, I’ll post later and feel free to ask me stuff, I got nothing better to do. And feel free to send suggestive ones too, don’t mind a little spice in my day. But don’t go too far.
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Account ran by 🫀, not a minor, it/it’s pronouns.
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onenonlydanforth · 11 days
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Heard about this fanfiction thing, this one goes out to my best friend, William. @billyburned
Billy sat in his bitchless room all alone with his zero bitches becuase none of them liked his denim on denim “swag”
He actually also stank like ass because all of the dumbass fabric he wears starts to smell really bad when you sweat a lot and billy sweats a lot because he’s gross and pathetic amd a loser too
He was really sad and depressed because no one wanted to fuck him 💔 but no one felt bad because his face was so ugly that it hurt to look at him for more than roughly like 4 or so seconss
Billy had the idea to go for a walk and try to find just one measly woman that wouldn’t be repulsed at the idea of being in the same room as him and his microscpoic and tiny little cock
He grabbed his ugly ass cowwboy boots and put them on his weirdly abnormally small little baby feet and started to walk down his streeet that was really dark and scary because he lived in a weird little neigborhood because he has no money actually
He didn’t find one single bitch because they all saw him coming and saw the green cloud of smelliness lingering on him and they crossed the street and or walked away as wuickly as they could
And then he got back home and cried little baby pissy tears and then he smelled smoke so he walked back outside and his tiny little house was on fire because of karma or soemthing like that and he watched as his denim house and denim underwear and denim pants and denim jackets and denim shirts all burned down and he cried more baby pissy tears and Derek Danforth (the cool mafia boss CEO playboy who’s pretty handsome and also has a verylarge penis) took pictures of him and they were put in the newspaper and everyone laughed at him
the end
love you billy
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billy-2019 · 18 days
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Howdy. Care for a smoke?
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no? good, cause i’ve only got one left.
It’s nice to meet ya, i’m Billy. I don’t really know how to work this goddamn site.. but a friend of mine said I needed to get some actual friends instead of enemies. Be patient with me, i’m more used to workin’ stealing then I am tryin’ to understand technology.
Don’t hesitate to ask me somethin, i’ll do my best to answer. Cant guarantee i’ll have the answer you want though. Don’t pry into my life, don’t ask for money, don’t ask about my job. That’s all I ask.
I uh… I don’t know what else you want from me.. I guess i’m into.. country music? rock? I like goin’ places, don’t really like stayin’ home. Cars are pretty cool.. and I fuck with pretty much anythin’ country-like, I suppose. Not a big fan of gas stations.. or motorcycles. Fuck bikers. Fuck debt. And fuck you. maybe.
Kay, I got nothin’ else, bye.
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Ran by @r04dk1llx2
have fun with him <3
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jeeperscreepers80 · 4 months
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PSD coloring.
Price 350 points
Find it HERE
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sluttyskullowner · 1 year
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"dead man walking" richie tozier x wife! reader PT. 1
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genre: HEAVILY ANGST, short (but a multiple parter) word count: 469 words, 2,499 characters warning: death, personal au idea y/n takes a deep breath, sitting down on the cold dark brown wooden chair behind her, a black ink pen pressed down on the white blank paper as her mind stirred for ideas, soon enough a few came into play. 'i hate him. i hate his hawaiian shirts that still smell like him whenever i wear them. i hate his soft hair that i'd play with while he makes ur mom jokes to eddie'. i hate his sense of humor. i hate how much he tells me he loves me at the most random moments. i hate how he drinks underage. i hate how he loves adventure. i hate his stupid accents. i hate his music taste. i hate his addiction to the arcade.' y/n's throat bubbled with the need to cough and plead for air as tears swelled her eyes. 'i love him.' y/n wrote, before folding the paper into 4th and placing it on richie's grave stone. Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier 1978 - 2016
these words, y/n's eyes read over and over again until it was a struggle to think about anything else other than him. because, richie had died that day.. not eddie, richie shielded his best friend last minute. eddie blamed himself even since, it hit y/n harder though. "tozier!" beverly called out, besides ben and mike. "how you holding up?" ben asked, rubbing y/n's shoulder. "good.." y/n sniffled. "i-i guess.. everything just reminds me of him.. and ryan looks so much like him.." y/n's lip quivered as she spoke. richie and y/n had decided to have a baby in the summer of 2013, his name was ryan. richie had almost quit his job of being a comedian for the baby but y/n refused, he was a hit and the due date for ryan's birth was a space between performing so he was off. y/n had to get a c-section to birth ryan, though it took awhile-- ryan was born happy and healthy, richie's nickname for ryan was "hijo de un ángel" which is spanish for "son of an angel". "we'll leave you be.." mike said with a sympathetic smile before returning the three of them to the car everyone was in before y/n turned back to richie's grave, sitting down on her knees in front of it and smiling. "heh.. hey.. beep beep richie.. heh.." y/n tried her best to joke, fuck. everything reminded her of him. "i love you.." she said softly, a single tear falling from her e/c eyes and onto where the body laid underground. y/n's phone buzzed in the back pocket of her jean shorts, she reached back and slid the phone out, turning it on before a gasp escaped her lips, her eyes widened at the sight before her. richie <3: 'i love you too [red heart emoji]' 3:24 PM
To be continued . . . .
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maxpaulll · 6 months
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I beat Pokemon Sword after 4 fucking years so here's what my champion league card would look like if I had it my way >:[
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scndor · 8 days
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hi my name is macy and my favorite hobby is listening to lana del rey and writing sandor clegane
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snowwtrapped34 · 20 days
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I made a Moomintroll ask blog for shits and giggles ig @notahippo
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notahippo · 20 days
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Hello, everyone! My name is Moomintroll and I’m here to answer any questions you might have (and occasionally make stand-alone posts)
(Rules for asks:
No nsfw
No proshipping
No racism
No homophobia
No sexism)
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billieburnt · 4 days
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Me n’ @josephine-futturwoman
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We’re waiting for the pizzas to be done.
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14dayswithyou · 1 year
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14dwy AU where everything is the same except you go back to your tumblr rp roots and let me roleplay with the skrunkly 🔫🥰
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TENDER SIMPER FORMS 'pon alabaster countenance as the pink-haired patron pulls his lover close. Slender digits wrap around their waist &. find comfort 'gainst the warmth it provides, while a tender kiss is placed 'pon a crown of moon-kissed tresses.
❛❛      M-Missed you,      angel. ❜❜ He breathes, ❛❛      So much.      ❜❜
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zoetekauw-nl · 1 year
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**Slaps Roof of Mr Netherlands** this bad boy fits so many of my HCs!
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trashskirt · 5 months
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long time no see! is there anyone interested in rping some old man reddie? i miss them dearly </3
18+ only please! i’m mostly interested in no clown AUs but other than that i’m fairly open to any ideas. my only preferences are im biased towards top richie and bottom eddie when it comes to smut and to not make eddie too mean if that’s who you prefer to write for.
im open to writing for richie or eddie, really it’s up to you on who you’d like to be :))
pls hmu, dm me with your discord and i’d be happy to start writing with you!
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lady-serenitty · 15 days
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SPLIT/GLASS ROLEPLAY CALL
I'm currently looking for roleplay partners to write a Split/Glass plot with me. I would be writing as Casey Cooke, so my goal is to find someone who writes as Kevin Wendell Crumb!
Partners must be 18+ and literate. I don't do doubles.
Please comment on this post or DM me if you're interested!
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askmrfleck · 1 year
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Come find me
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billieburnt · 5 days
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Fuck, just remembered when I was younger I used to have the biggest crush on Baby when watching house of 1000 corpses
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Honestly I think she’s the reason I’m into the woman I am now
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