#is tryna be pals

[waluigisgaybf]

What do you do when you have a much younger cousin you wanna get closer to and also give a safe space to but dont know how to do that without being creepy or pushy cause I literally never talk to them usually 😳😳😳

#theyre on here too lmao but I still never talk to them cause I don’t want to be the creepy adult cousin who suddenly out of nowhere #is tryna be pals #I GUESS IF YA SEE THIS THO HI LMAO #WE SHOULD TALK MORE #I KNOW ITD BE UNCOMFORTABLE AT FIRST AND HORRIFYING CAUSE ANXIETY AND PEOPLE AND STUFF #BUT IF YOU EVER WANT YOU CAN TOTALLY DO SLEEP OVERS N SHIT HERE AND GIVE ANY EXCUSE OR STORY TO THE FAM YOU NEED TOO TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT #IM SURE BEING STUCK WHERE YOU ARE 24/7 CULTURE AND ATMOSPHERE WISE IS EXHAUSTING #personal

[p4nishers]

why the stare bbg u ok there

#oh he JEALOUS jealous #its so much funnier that its ty tennant like u tryna out fruit ur dad pal good fucking luck #dont tell me he just 'happened' to turn ennon into a lizard first like baby boy he did not say a word to u why u mad why u setting sit on #fire u jealous ass i love u #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #go s2 spoilers #go s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #ineffable spouses

[chaiaurchaandni]

#like????????? what the hell r u tryna get at pal #free palestine #palestine #gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #glory to the martyrs #long live palestine #long live the resistance #death to israel #death to america

[impishsensei-a]

"i'm just trying to lighten the mood." :(

#this is him rn #grown ass man pouting bc teenagers are making fun of him for tryna be like “how do u do fellow kids” #ur not that guy anymore pal #also graphic design is my passion i made this in 5 seconds helkp #KEEP BEAITNG HIM #( dash commentary. ) #( sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler; crack. )

[bexieawfc]

But I do not understand why U do not want to kiss boys when it is so nice. Kissing boys just feels right and nice and sometimes you can smell their cologne when they are kissing you and then like they can take control and their strong hands can be on your waist and it is just nice. Kissing boys is nice.

you sent me this whole essay across 3 asks and it says a whole lot of nothing i’m so confused what i’m meant to say😂😂😂

#this was 1 of 3 messages all basically saying the same thing i cannot cope #what are u tryna achieve here my pal

[teethhoarder]

I'm gonna be at London MCM on the Sunday (29th) dressed as Bram Stoker from Bungo stray dogs (hopefully). I'll post my cosplay closer to the time (when it's done).

Anyway please come up and say hi. I will likely be spending most of my time in the queue for the BBC Ghosts signing. I know there's a BSD meet at 1 but unsure if I'll be able to make that - if I do you'll see me lol.

Follow my insta (teethhoarder same as here) if you wanna stalk my ass there cus I'm more likely to post shit on there while at con lol.

#im gonna be all by my lonesome #and tryna make some con pals #i mean i have a few ppl im gonna meet up with while im there #but couldnt hurt

[allgather]

hiii i am going to try to write but i do best with plotting b4 hand so please like this to let me know that you are cool with me a) messaging you to plot something new and cool or b) me reaching out again after being away for a hot minute (so sorry!) to pick up where we left off.

#also if you see me rb my promo no you don't im just tryna find pals - new and old - who are active rn! #ooc

[snekdood]

#why am i writing this comic #i hate him so much lmao #i just wanna write about my other ocs but ig since hes the villain hes gotta be annoying and intrusive and creepy like that #my ocs #my comic #every moment zero is not on a page is a moment i cherish #and its like. yeah i cold just draw a snake n pals comic. but those arent supposed to be as serious yknow #im tryna write a gay romance drama comedy fantasy sci fi supernatural action horror western anime over here okay sdhhvfbdf #and i cant do that w snake n pals bc its basically a meme comic based off the main comic #BUT I CANT MAKES JOKES ABOUT THE MAIN COMIC IF NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WTF IM REFERENCING SEDHJFSDHVG #SO #here we are #im basically writing this comic a. for the gay sex n stuff. and b. because i need the context for when i make snake n pals comics sdhjfsdg

[feartheoldblog]

souls fans when you don’t know what colour artorias’ asshole hair is

#me tryna talk lore with an irl pal #like dawg i don’t memorise item descriptions calm down #i don’t bother talking lore any more for my mental health

[todayisafridaynight]

WELL. I guess Someone's Getting Shanked given Yokoyama did say the demo features scenes that wouldn't be in the actual game LMAO I absolutely thought of KH too 😭😭ON TOP OF HAVING TO FINISH THE ENTIRE GAME TO GET TO IT... I imagine you could manage it over break though, it's supposed to be maybe 20 hours long or so!

But I'm glad to hear your wrist is doing much better! Fingers crossed for next week :)

bruhhhhhhhhh im gonna literaallly blow up his house in minecraft im LEAVING I CANT DO THIS AGAIN

#snap chats #yoko dont be doin this You Gotta Get The Tamagotchi To See This Lore shit I SWEAR ILL GO MAD #im going to your house and stealing all your knives THEN how are you gonna make a blt #'?????' its a cold dark lonely world when a man cant make a blt... you never know what you have until its gone... #anyway yeah 20 hours is doable LMAO thems Y3 numbers #Y2 even... #WAIT WHYD YOU ASK ME IF I THOUGHT THERED BE STUFF IN THE DEMO BUT NOT IN THE FINAL IF HE ALREADY SAID. #masu tryna make me look a FOOL well THANKS PAL but i can make myself look stupid MYSELF #i hope we get some silent-hill-2 ending type shit. i want the dog from y1 to be in the rgg boardroom #look what happened to the dog you left behind kiryu it became director and now its putting your ass through horrors #the fuck am i wafflin on about. obligatory daigo dlc mention They Made Him Support Cause If He Was DPS He'd Clear Instantly #man i love daigo.. whattaguy... #i havent had a nonsensical tag ramble in a while let me cook LMAO #anyway. optimitic thinking for my wrist :) theni can finally stop typing like this 👁️💋👁️

[nerdie-faerie]

Me, tryna get ready: *to the tune of fireflies* you would not believe your eyes, how fucking disorganised

#ace is a mess #Uni pals #finally going to meet up with friends in Scotland and i suddenly cant find anything despite being certain it was right there moments #before i needed and yet it disappears when its actually necessary like bestie whered you go? #i was fighting with my hair and lost. she won the battle this time and probably next time too #was tryna use my heatless curlers that i never bother with cus its too time consuming and my hair just kept tangling so i gave up #its in a different heatless style now cus i also lost against my straighteners while curling my fringe so it went into a roller instead 🙃 #at least the braids cooperated the dye and parting did not but middle parts rarely work first time with my cowlick and widows peak #i ended up settling on the red plaid skirt and the deciding factor came down to the bra i wanted to wear in the end go figure #and yes i absolutely do talk and sing to myself about my own stupidity cus unfortunately i cannot fight me #guess whos posting this from the train the almost missed having realised they forgot to pack their water bottle and snacks 🙃🤦

[the-deadlock-south]

watching my bro play OW got me saltier than the dead sea

#I AINT SAYIN IM A GOOD PLAYER- NEVERMIND A TANK PLAYER #BUT BRO IS JUST SO ???? WITH WHAT HE DOES ITS MAKIN ME BONKERS #he really askin his team when he should shatter as rein bro THEY dont call that YOU do #yall coordinate but shatter’s hard to pull off well so the rein should be callin the shot #i aint sayin nothin he just tryna have a fun game with pals but i AM two seconds away from shaking him

[arathergrimreaper]

The fact that I was asked to design and draw a family crest--for free!--then told "dont put evil animals on it. you know, like snakes" really rubs me the wrong way but whatever.

#anya says shit #animals #snakes #snakes can be scary when you don't know them but they aren't evil #they are just legless pals tryna make it like everyone else in this rat race

[ghosts-of-love]

:)

#got me an endocrinologist appt tomorrow havent i #been so busy with work that its come round really quickly #if anyone has any advice for what ur first endo appt is like when ur tryna get testosterome that would be appreciated #already talked to my buddy my pal my sweet cheese about it #but i need to gather info so i dont panic #please ignore the fact that i mispelled testosterone previously

[bapple117]

Velvette Slang Masterlist: for the fandom

A gift from a humble Brit to anyone (not from the UK) wanting to write Velv convincingly ~

Hello you wayward sinner!

Are you looking to write Velvette into a fan fiction, comic, roleplay or something else? Would you like to make her sound legit but you have no idea about British (or indeed, South London) slang? FEAR NOT! I, Bapple, am here to hold your hand and guide you through the wonderful world of British slang so you can have fun making Velv sound legit. Let's proceed!

Not all of this will be limited to the UK, of course, and it's not an exhaustive list of ALL British slang either - it's just the kind of things Velv WOULD say as someone from South London.

Insults

For men: bastard, prick, wanker, knob, dickhead, wankstain, bellend, git, tosser, sod, cock, pillock, numpty, codger (means old man)

For women: bint, bitch, slag, wench, slut, tart, trollop, scrub

For anyone: arsehole, arse, twat, sket, muppet, minger (means ugly), bugger, gobshite, cretin

The absolute worst thing you can call someone else is cunt - this is very strong and isn't used in casual conversation, unless you are in VERY informal company, in which case it's thrown around like it's nothing at all. (Come here you cheeky cunt - playful)

Terms of Endearment

Babes, hun, luv, darlin', sweetheart, mate, sweetie, mucker, pal, blud, fam, dear, dearie, honey

Eg: "Alright babes? How's it going darlin?'"

British people often use insults affectionately, too, especially with close friends as a way to tease / banter. (You silly sod, you useless prick, you cheeky git, you daft muppet, etc)

Slang Words

Drunk: trollied, smashed, pissed, wasted, legless, hammered, sloshed, battered, bladdered, merry, shitfaced, arseholed, plastered, lashed

Good: banging, well good, mint, the dogs bollocks, ace, blinding, cracking, brill, fab, neat, beast, fresh, hench, jokes (that's jokes innit), lush, peng (good looking), sick, wicked, peak, wavy

Bad: grim, naff, shite, shit, crap, tat (useless old tat), minging, rank, dry, nasty, humming (means gross)

Pleased: chuffed, buzzing, tickled pink, sorted (I'm sorted mate)

Annoyed: gutted, miffed, pissed off, fucked off, fuming, raging, ticked off, well annoyed, bovvered (used more sarcastically eg: I aint bovvered), vexed

Curses

Bollocks, fucking hell, bloody hell, bugger, piss off, any of the insults used above

Other random words

Bare = a lot of (eg bare money)

Chirpsing, grafting = flirting

Garms = clothes

Lips = kiss (are you tryna lips me?)

Peng ting = good looking person / high quality thing

Standard = of course, yeah no duh (Yeah that's standard mate.)

Tight = cheapskate (Don't be so bloody tight!)

Yard = your house (Come over to my yard)

Banter = conversation that's funny, casual, playful (S'just banter innit)

Convo, chinwag, chat = conversation

Defo = short for definite (Oh he's defo up to something)

Other random phrases

Are you taking the mick? = are you mocking me?

Stop faffing around = be serious and stop messing about

That's mad = wow, I can't believe what you just said or that's amazing

Allow it = just leave it, it's no big deal (Whatever mate, allow it)

Other helpful pointers

When British people (who talk like Velv) swear angrily we do so many times in a whole sentence and add a lot of qualifiers, eg:

"Fuck off you fucking prick, you absolute fucking useless arsehole!"

"Don't piss me off babes or I'll fucking end your shitty little life!"

Making a crude observation about something nearly always a curse in-front of it, eg:

"That's fucking rank."

"It was fucking buzzing mate!"

The Magical Use of Innit:

Innit is a wonderful word that can be used everywhere, especially for someone from South London. It basically means "isn't it?" but it has MANY uses. It can be used to mean an agreement, like "I know right?"

"That was well good innit"

"He's a right twat" - response: "INNIT!"

"It's fuckin grim in here" - "Innit mate"

Adding "well" to words

That was well good - that was well bad - that was well grim

(You get the idea)

That's about it for now!

If I think of anything else I will edit this masterlist and if anyone has any questions please feel free to pop them in my inbox. Happy writing!

#velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #the vees #hazbin #hazbin hotel #tips for writers #tips for fanfiction #hazbin roleplay #hazbin velvette #fanfiction guides #writing guides #hazbin guide #bapple chats #bapple guides #masterlist #velvette masterlist #velvette x reader

[kurooo-is-here]

Someone flirts with you || Drayton x Reader

Warnings: Drayton is kinda possessive.

Notes: Gender-neutral reader! Toothpaste man has been on my brain for the past few days now, send help. I love writing possessive/protective guys heheh

It only happened once, because Drayton made sure it would never happen again.

Drayton wasn't in the clubroom at the time, but a newcomer to the League Club had his eye on you. You were oblivious at first, but then the guy walked up to you and started making advances.

Lacey just sighed and shook her head as the dude tried and kept getting turned down. Crispin wanted to intervene, but Amarys stopped him.

"Wait, why aren't we gonna tell him? Drayton's gonna kill that guy!"

Amarys just shook her head. "Just let the newcomer find out for himself."

You were getting creeped out by the newcomer guy at this point, and tried to walk away, but he grabbed your arm and insisted you should go on a date with him.

Just then, Drayton walked in. He took one look at your situation... He smiled, walked over, and put his hand on the guy's shoulder.

"Heeey, bud. Let go of my treasure." He said, his voice icy and calm. "They don't appreciate being bothered like that."

"Your what-? Dude, I'm tryna ask them on a da--"

Drayton's grip on his shoulder tightened, and his smile twitched slightly. "Sorry pal, that wasn't a question. Let. Go."

The dude FINALLY reads the room. "SHIT, they're your-- My bad dude, I didn't know-" And he finally lets go of you.

Drayton says nothing at first, but then he drags the dude aside and whispers something to him. The guy pales, then bolts out of the room.

Drayton is by your side the rest of the day, holding your hand, glaring at anyone who tries to get close. When you see the newcomer again, he's no longer in the League Club and is shaking like a leaf when he sees Drayton next to you.

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon drayton #pokemon drayton x reader #i love writing about angry colgate #bro is PISSED #reader: hey drayton where's the newcomer guy? #drayton: dont worry about it haha #reader: .. what do you mean by that #drayton: :) #kuro writes