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king--of--ducks · 10 hours
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So luci… what kind of drink do you like?
🍎Oh, I don’t really drink anymore. Why do you ask?🍎
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mcalastor · 1 day
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ooo dad your learning sign language?? :0
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*happy nods*
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voxasks · 2 days
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youre so. shaped. your shapes are good and i like them
keep up the good work
(idk if this comes off as sexual or not? its not meant to be if so, i am so ace 😭)
"if  you're  ace  then  what  exactly  do  you  mean  by  that  my  dear  viewer?"
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appleasks · 2 days
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Hii!! *Throws a neat little drawing and a crochet ducky sweater at you and then scurries away like a rat*
"oh!  oh!  uh—thank  you,  i  suppose!  um  ..."
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zestialmorde · 7 hours
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"Roman called and said something-" Carmilla's sentence was cut short when she caught sight of kitty Zestial. She sighs, "not again."
@weapons-maker-carmilla
If cats could glare Zestial would be doing so as he stalks underneath the couch
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bapple117 · 1 month
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Velvette Slang Masterlist: for the fandom
A gift from a humble Brit to anyone (not from the UK) wanting to write Velv convincingly ~
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Hello you wayward sinner!
Are you looking to write Velvette into a fan fiction, comic, roleplay or something else? Would you like to make her sound legit but you have no idea about British (or indeed, South London) slang? FEAR NOT! I, Bapple, am here to hold your hand and guide you through the wonderful world of British slang so you can have fun making Velv sound legit. Let's proceed!
Not all of this will be limited to the UK, of course, and it's not an exhaustive list of ALL British slang either - it's just the kind of things Velv WOULD say as someone from South London.
Insults
For men: bastard, prick, wanker, knob, dickhead, wankstain, bellend, git, tosser, sod, cock, pillock, numpty, codger (means old man)
For women: bint, bitch, slag, wench, slut, tart, trollop, scrub
For anyone: arsehole, arse, twat, sket, muppet, minger (means ugly), bugger, gobshite, cretin
The absolute worst thing you can call someone else is cunt - this is very strong and isn't used in casual conversation, unless you are in VERY informal company, in which case it's thrown around like it's nothing at all. (Come here you cheeky cunt - playful)
Terms of Endearment
Babes, hun, luv, darlin', sweetheart, mate, sweetie, mucker, pal, blud, fam, dear, dearie, honey
Eg: "Alright babes? How's it going darlin?'"
British people often use insults affectionately, too, especially with close friends as a way to tease / banter. (You silly sod, you useless prick, you cheeky git, you daft muppet, etc)
Slang Words
Drunk: trollied, smashed, pissed, wasted, legless, hammered, sloshed, battered, bladdered, merry, shitfaced, arseholed, plastered, lashed
Good: banging, well good, mint, the dogs bollocks, ace, blinding, cracking, brill, fab, neat, beast, fresh, hench, jokes (that's jokes innit), lush, peng (good looking), sick, wicked, peak, wavy
Bad: grim, naff, shite, shit, crap, tat (useless old tat), minging, rank, dry, nasty, humming (means gross)
Pleased: chuffed, buzzing, tickled pink, sorted (I'm sorted mate)
Annoyed: gutted, miffed, pissed off, fucked off, fuming, raging, ticked off, well annoyed, bovvered (used more sarcastically eg: I aint bovvered), vexed
Curses
Bollocks, fucking hell, bloody hell, bugger, piss off, any of the insults used above
Other random words
Bare = a lot of (eg bare money)
Chirpsing, grafting = flirting
Garms = clothes
Lips = kiss (are you tryna lips me?)
Peng ting = good looking person / high quality thing
Standard = of course, yeah no duh (Yeah that's standard mate.)
Tight = cheapskate (Don't be so bloody tight!)
Yard = your house (Come over to my yard)
Banter = conversation that's funny, casual, playful (S'just banter innit)
Convo, chinwag, chat = conversation
Defo = short for definite (Oh he's defo up to something)
Other random phrases
Are you taking the mick? = are you mocking me?
Stop faffing around = be serious and stop messing about
That's mad = wow, I can't believe what you just said or that's amazing
Allow it = just leave it, it's no big deal (Whatever mate, allow it)
Other helpful pointers
When British people (who talk like Velv) swear angrily we do so many times in a whole sentence and add a lot of qualifiers, eg:
"Fuck off you fucking prick, you absolute fucking useless arsehole!"
"Don't piss me off babes or I'll fucking end your shitty little life!"
Making a crude observation about something nearly always a curse in-front of it, eg:
"That's fucking rank."
"It was fucking buzzing mate!"
The Magical Use of Innit:
Innit is a wonderful word that can be used everywhere, especially for someone from South London. It basically means "isn't it?" but it has MANY uses. It can be used to mean an agreement, like "I know right?"
"That was well good innit"
"He's a right twat" - response: "INNIT!"
"It's fuckin grim in here" - "Innit mate"
Adding "well" to words
That was well good - that was well bad - that was well grim
(You get the idea)
That's about it for now!
If I think of anything else I will edit this masterlist and if anyone has any questions please feel free to pop them in my inbox. Happy writing!
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mocha-n-roses · 8 months
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He made ✨decaf✨ because it's not morning anymore, but it's still coffee! :D
He sticks out like a sore thumb in my kitchen too in all his red :3
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tyrannical-sea-prince · 3 months
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At Valentinesday, Sev drives at his cardillac with Charlie (@cheerful-charlie-morningst4r) while she is blindfoldet to the big balldance (decorated at Sevvys club) that he promised as a suprise.
"We're almost there, Char Char!"
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alastorthisisthetea · 2 months
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So.e weeks had passed, her injuries fully healed. Dove managed to get the routine of the hotel down, and she was starting to gain control over her powers. Yet despite that she made friends with the other members of the hotel, she would always find comfort with the radio demon. On this day, Dove was pacing in her room, her heart pounding in her chest. She played the scenario on her head countless times, but it still made her skittish.
Alastor had been more sociable as of lately. He even joined a couple of their group activities. Most of the residents were creeped out by it, but it didn't seem to faze the radio demon. Cooking had become his favorite pass time, not that anyone complained. The food was always delicious.
At present, he was in the kitchen finishing preparing dinner.
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sockmanduckman · 2 months
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BLITZØ ACC PROBLEM
Sorry to say that @blitz-horsie-enthusiast can not acces their tumblr as of this moment.
This is because google is being a fucking dumbass and saying it’s a bot acc. They have already sent an appeal, and is trying to get the acc back as we speak.
Blitzø’s mod can still acces their @ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer acc though.
Imma @ everyone who might wanna know below:
@charlie-morningstar666
@moonnighthowling666
@alyxdefoisnthere
@thelogicalimp
@lovelyfeather
@the-exterminator
@lilith-morningstar-returned
@fizzy-jezter
@fizzy-froggie
@hoshi-neko-hikari
@headlessdeaddancer
@headlessdeaddancer2
@vox-tv-demon
@vox-tv-post-limit
@featheryhoe
@weapon-collector-odette
@alastorthisisthetea
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What up Original D!!! What do you love about lute? And what does she love about you?
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"What's up, broski! This is actually kinda tough because I love everything about her,but just her attitude. She's loyal, hard working and determined as shit. ALSO SHE'S GOT HIPS FOR DAYS? LIKE DAMN BITCH GIVE ME YOUR WORK OUT ROUTINE.. Anyways...I've asked her what attracts her to me, and she said,like, a whole book. But the main reason is I'm not afraid of stickin it to the man! ⚡"
Girlboss+maleboss= power couple
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king--of--ducks · 14 hours
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*A text from Gabriel*
“Charlie’s up here, just in case you’re wondering. T okay?”
( @ask-the-archs )
Oh, thanks for lettibg me know about Charlie.
letting*
And can you define “okay”?
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mcalastor · 3 days
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…daddd?
you okay?
(Not using images for a bit)
*Alastors head perked up when he heard MJs voice. He was definitely hurt, but he didnt want to admit it. So, he just nodded and kept silent.*
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voxasks · 2 days
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People probably asked u this but
Do u like Alastor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"as  a  lover?  mmm  no.  as  a  friend?  been  there,  done  that,  no.  in  general?  hmm,  let  me  think  ab—no.  that  is,  if  you're  talking  about  alastor  the  radio  demon."
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appleasks · 2 days
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What's your second favorite bird if ducks is your first?
"hmm  ...  i  do  think  chicks  are  quite  cute!  don't  you?"
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alastor-roleplay · 13 days
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*boop*
Hello al! :D
Alastor blinks once, confused at the boop. He isn't necessarily angry at it, honestly, he's just a bit startled.
“Hello, my dear!”
His never-ending grin grows, as he gently pushes your hand away. He prefers not to be touched, but doesn't mind it all that much. He continues to speak, greeting you as if he was greeting his Radio Show's audience.
“How may you be today on this fine day? It has been quite entertaining for myself.”
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