#is there anything ppl r wanting ? :3

[mangokabuto]

Just for fun I mapped the strawhats onto Brian David Gilbert's "Mortal Comfort" Ideal Cuddler Chart. I don't think i have them 100% right but i wanted to start the Discussion yk?

Here is my reasoning (sorta-ranked from most to least ideal according to BDG's criteria, though your personal preference may differ (as does mine)) :

MOST IDEAL STRAWHAT CUDDLER AWARD goes to Jinbe! He is big and soft and kind. I think he would be very good at it. He would take initiative to rub your back and have pleasant conversation, but he let you fall asleep if you wanted to.

Nami: Not a super adventurous cuddler, nor does she do it often. She WILL pickpocket you, so be ready for that. She's probably the closest to normal you're going to get.

Usopp: He needs to fidget with his hands and is happy to comb your hair or rub your back or massage your shoulders, but he's going to talk your ear off whether you like it or not, and he'll whine if you try to leave. Extremely clingy and needy in a cuddle, and his pockets are full of little gadgets and tools that are not super comfortable to lay against.

Luffy: Very enthusiastic but he will not sit still long enough, man is constantly adjusting or twitching. He's prone to squeeze too tight with the wrap-around rubber hugs, and if you aren't paying close attention he WILL put bugs and beetles on you. He's also the type to think it's funny to wipe boogers on you, or put his cold hands up your shirt. If your arm or leg fall asleep he's not gonna move for you, he's gonna think it's funny.

Chopper: He hasn't had enough practice yet, he mostly just wants to be held. Very enthusiastic though. Constantly making sure you're comfortable, to the point where it's distracting/a little annoying.

Brook: Bones are not extremely comfortable, but he is able to summon a cool/chilling wind so the temperature control will be ideal, and he's very polite and gentlemanly when he's not trying to see your underwear. As long as you stack some pillows around him to actually lean against, you're golden.

Robin: She will be up to some freak shit with her devil fruit I know it. Being cuddled by a dozen hands may sound very nice but she will turn them against you, either to tickle you right when you're falling asleep or grab your ankle and let you think it was a monster under the bed. She WILL be up to mischief.

Sanji: Also constantly making sure you're comfortable, much more than necessary, and will dote on you WAY too much while you're trying to sleep. He'll keep getting up to grab water or a snack or another blanket or something and won't just settle into the cuddle unless you make him. Also he is likely to either catch on fire or start violently bleeding from his nose depending on the circumstances.

Zoro: Very open to the idea of cuddling but not an active participant; he just falls asleep. He is essentially a very hard body pillow. (If he WAS actively participating he may match where Robin or Luffy is instead.)

Franky: Not a single part of his body is comfortable or free of hidden guns, but he will damn sure try his best!! He will also try and hold conversation and compliment you, but much too loudly. The enthusiasm is there, but...man he's struggling everywhere else.

#i made this with the idea of them cuddling each other in mind btw not in a self-insert sense. but you can see it that way if u wanna #i also made it while thinking of east blue polycule and older4 polycule but thats my business LMFAO #now being the most IDEAL cuddler and the most WILLING cuddler is different. i think luffy usopp and chopper Actually do the most cuddling #luffy and usopp are touchstarved to hell and back and chopper is always down for a cuddle pile #im not tagging this with anything algorythm-y. i think the only ppl who want this content r already following me LMFAO. all 6 of them <3 #so sorry to my man franky but u r made of metal #usopp is def the NUMBER 1 cuddlebug on the crew i think. most wants to cuddle and most willing to sit there and do it for more than 5 secnd

[familysickness]

When my brother was a child he was given an animal He raised it up to be a big black bull

#ngl bull anakin is a bit too cute w his big cow eyes. but calves r just like that #sw #big black bull comes like a caesar u will always be famous #most haphazard hatching u've ever seen but whatever. wanted to kms after the first two seconds #the masses (3 ppl) wonder: will i ever actually do anything thats not just sketching? (probably not. nothing worse than colouring)

[ilycosy]

sorry for being gone 4 so long </3 i got super unmotivated and lost interest in the main fandoms i wrote for (it's somewhat back now <3) but im js popping in 2 say hi im alive :)

#cosy yaps #im planning on picking up writing again !! #is there anything ppl r wanting ? :3

[etherylelixyr]

It's you it's always been you.

#things I'll never send #idk i just... i love them sm yk? #and yeah ive 'liked' other people but it's always been different #idk yearnposting into the void bc i dont feel like expressing any sort of feelings to ppl irl anymore #i just think im not a good person or friend. #i might be cool or good company or something like that. sure ill give ppl that. im great :3 but. im definitely not a good friend... #and... and they just... want to be friends with me... despite... it all????? #and not even despite it all they dont see it as a flaw.. or bad thing... about me???? #i... idk... it makes me cry because goddamn i have not been a good person in the past. and yet... somehow... #im not irredeemable in their eyes????? #i...??? oh... #they... say there r no downsides... to being friends with me... #and ... idk i feel like i dont deserve a second chance. i dont deserve that. but it's not up to me to decide #whether or not i deserve someone's love #and.. and for that. id do anything for them. and it's kinda funny. that they dont understand why i care about them #oh. if only i could make them see it from my pov...

[sunspinecity]

i havent wanted to comment on the sandsurge drama bc i think it's insane but like. anyone who says that staff "isn't very communicative" has never played another petsite in their life. Turn back time spend 3 years on neopets and then we'll talk about communication bro..

like there is literally an entire Dev Status Sidebar that shows you what they're saying about whats going on that they update pretty regularly and they do dev updates + stay in contact with their playerbase and closely watch their reactions to updates to see where they messed up and what can be improved on. Like what on planet earth are you talking about. genuinely

the only agreement i will give to communication issue is that the wording on aeq's post regarding the fact that it would be a gem breed took me 7 tries and i still dont get it bc it reads to me as "2nd breed will be treasure, 3rd will be gems"?? which is obv not true. I genuinely can't see what ppl mean by this being a confirmation. but thats not a communication issue it is a Confusing Wording issue. don't complain about communication unless you've played literally any other petsite bc i guarantee you this level of transparency and care you will find in very few other places.

#and before anyone thinks im sucking up to staff. i dont like staff. i will never let myself have anything more than #respect for people i dont know on a day to day basis. they run a company. not my friends. esp not after how the eye genes were treated #fr #flight rising #chimechatter #this is the only thing ill be saying on this or reblogging btw i just got irritated<3 #my only opinions on every other issue ppl have is 1. i think modern gem breeds should be 1200 and ancients should be 600g #i cant put apparel on them why thr hell am i paying yhat much. i have to pay 1kg and then a shitton for a skin if i want one and then pay fo #r gem genes too can you get real with me. but its fine i can grind bc if im not gonna pay up im gonna god damn do it right #its literally fine. and 2. was initially disappointed we didnt get at least an egg bc i love getting eggs but w/e ill jus grind. 2 weeks of #g&g gets u a breed change scroll lmao its whatecer #they gotta make money. it is what it is. i use adblocker because the changing ads are distracting n give me a headache #so i better either put my money where my mouth is or grind it out yk. Whateval #such a nothing burger drama honestly

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

#but funnily enough i AM a steve/sam and b*cky/sam girl #but thats the one poly i wont approve of #for me u do u friends #how many tags do i have to do before it no longer shows up in tags brw #bc the fandoms for both of those ships are vile #esp when u admit to preferring sam w both of them they just get plain r*cist sometimes #i know its 20 to stay out of the tags but #will 20 also stop the flaggings from picking it up bc i dont wanna do that either #i wanna make sure your tag blocks work yknow #wtf even is sam and b/uckys pairing name #like im a b/uckyn/at aka w/interwi/dow girlie as well and they have both #is it like… w/interfa/lcon???? #why is b/uckys name first it should be sams #honestly that fandom is wild if you talk abt ships nnur ships arent the popular ones like #i woll dully admit i ship wild stuff too #not rly wild if m*rv*l cared enough to actually build the rels peoperly but like #as a comic reader im a st*ron fan and im forever mad at how they #royally fucked up sh/arons story just bc they wanted to fuck w h/ayley a/twell a known woman hater posing as a f/eminist #i do like st*ny but only when done right bc lbr… they couldnt even do theirn #friendship right enough to make cw actually impactful #and i dont understand why ‘literally was earning almost a billion per movie at the time even before they all were’ m*rv*l #chose to fuck w what cap 3 was to ‘compete w b/atman v s/uperman’ like #they had zero to worry abt ppl wont even pay attention to zacks films and pick apart anything to hate they can #ppl hate subtle storytelling which is how he storytells he hates shoving the plot in your face he wants you to overthink it #and they were launching the universe then like it was NEVER going to be a competition they just freaked tf out for no reason #losers #ima tag them now hopefully i dont end up int he tags if u have those antis blacklisted lmk if it works #anti steggy #anti stucky

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#so theres this terrible thing i do where i force myself to get up way too early and go into the lab before anyone else #bc i get overwhelmed when lots of ppl r around. its terrible bc if u do that over and over it kinda breaks ur brain #but there is something i like abt walking around while its still dark out and on ones on thr roads looking up at the stars and theyre all #haloed here bc theres actually moisture in thr air here. i feel. idk how i feel. more normal i guess. like neutral but in a negative way. #like i dont really care about anything. probably im just tired. i haven't been sleeping well. maybe its the birth control #which im still taking bc im too curious abt how my mood fluctuates when my hormones r controlled. or maybe its my mood. but ive been tired #and ive not been having fun. i just feel like im very no thoughts empty head. here's info do u have anything to say abt it? any observations #? no. no. cant read cant think cant talk in a way that makes may sense. what do we do abt it? i dunno. i dunno. #sleep maybe. stop taking the birth control maybe. talk to my councilor monday definitely. give her an insane rant abt how im definitely not #bipolar lol i think ive got a point. but i go back and forth idk. it doesn't really matter. i just find it interesting #sigh. remember when i had time to draw? remember when i wanted to draw? now im just tired #whatever. ill sleep and feel better. get my executives to function maybe. maybe. but probably not #i did cut off like 3 inches of hair on impulse. got that chin length depression haircut. classic #unrelated

[svturn-exe]

some bitches rly r just mean as fuck for 0 reason like damn go outside. go get laid if that's what you need

#svturn talks #anyway. i'm done (jokingly) apologizing for listening to the like 3 kpop groups i like bro #i just wanna listen to the fuckin music i like man #some of these mfs aren't even hating bc of the horrors of the idol industry or bc of people getting Way Too Weird With It #(looking at you rpf smut writers & kpop twt at large) #some ppl rly just hate it either bc it's in korean or because its ''for 15 year old girls'' #or both even. like pick a struggle already #r u a misogynist tht thinks things for teenage girls are shit simply because of the demographic/audience or are you racist pick one #if ur reason for disliking kpop is anything OTHER than how horrific the industry/idol culture is i want you to look into yourself #and think about why that is #i don't listen to 1d but it reminds me of how a lot of the ppl who were hating on one direction #were only hating bc it was ''for teenage girls'' instead of like. anything to do with like idfk #if a band member was a dickhead or killed a puppy or something idk shit abt those guys #but it's like. come on now

[qulizalfos]

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#im so glad youre all excited for the bylerween fic I AM TOO #and its so weird to have so many ppl this hyped over something i made hahaha #but like. #at the same time i have never wanted to edit anything Less #read back over the scene following that miwip wednesday AT ONE POINT I DESCRIBED THE DARK AS DARK. KILL ME RN #though i did write most of it at like. 1am that night so. #i trailed off and got distracted and went back to it like RIGHT we r describing the setting well it's november so its dark #shaking ME by the shoudlers. goddamnit liza you just said that. go to sleep. #anywayyyyyy #ly all <3 #dont do drugs dont write 40k of gay fear street/byler angst etc

[sanchoyo]

godzilla is an asexual genderfluid icon 🤟

#bc in some movies godzilla lays eggs right. but is also called king of the monsters #and the romance w mothra...LISTEN. the gays love godzilla #(the monster not my cat obviously) #(but if my cat IS genderfluid or gay i obviously support her <3) #there r a lot of animals that can just change their sex at will and godzilla is 1 of them. if ur like me and consider every peice #of godzilla media canon this is the case #its more fun this way #i was looking at the giant godzilla funko with longing again. i deserve it. like if i get myself anything for xmas or ask for anything.. #its SO cute its not ugly like 90% of funkos and it has a mouth and personality and all #godzilla #sanchoyorambles #btw this is not a super serious post. hc godzilla as whatever u want #we all love funky lizert regardless #and all the media seems to have contradictions or diff takes anyway yk #so me saying genrfluid is bc a lot of ppl/movies just have so many diff takes #i think its fun if godzilla changes it up any all the takes r valid #it is 3 AM and i am reading godzilla articles instead of writing for nano pls . help me #godzilla could also be a lesbian i think (i am a lesbian and i am projecting) #(but the vibes with mothra...its truely butch/femme dynamics iswear to god)

[candyvoncaramell]

wip alert... gonna try my hand at designing and rigging jssjsjssj

#ok to rb. though in like a week check back in to see it completed #though it's my friend faith who's gonna use it not me #i don't usually post sketches because i would hate for the sketches to get more notes than the finished art. BUT #any promo even the sketches of the model r necessary #bcz getting an audience as vtubers is damn hard w such an oversaturated market #though. i'm gonna rig it myself and i have never rigged anything so it's probable i'll never finish it because i suck #(at completing things. not in general) #shiny's draw #vtuber #vtube model #art #sketches #digital art #digital drawing #anime #anime girl #look i'm going off on the tags i want ppl to see her she's gonna be my baby. i feel like victor frankenstein if he was a good dad #even if she's older than me by like 3 yrs iirc? dunno #the 34% is just a reminded of the opacity of the sketch srry

[orcelito]

What If I didn't have a brain of a pessimistic squirrel that takes everything out of proportion and can't deal with any thing

#speculation nation #me getting 4 comments 3 of them being long & detailed and wonderful #(which i want to reply to them so baaad but i dont have a brain rn. tomorrow i will) #but i also lost Two bookmarks (gasp!) and i have 4 comments when my average is like 7 or 8 ish. sometimes more. #and my brain is like 'do people not like it? 😭' #trying to beat my brain back with a stick like a: this is a Long Chapter so people will need time to absorb it #and b: even if i dont have a ton of reception i still have 3 very detailed comments that express how much they love it #those comments r the only thing keeping me sane rn ngl. #this is why people say not to rely on reception for satisfaction with ur own work bc it will never be enough #god i really hope andi can recover enough to return to beta reading soon bc i am losing my mind #might also be the sleep deprivation talking. but The Anxiety is easier to ignore if i have someone there to reassure me #prior to posting. so that i know at Least one person enjoys it. #ughhhhhhngg me planning on A Part being included next chapter that is uhhh #kind of a difficult topic to cover. Essential but idk how ppl will feel about it. im gonna include it but i will be anxious about it. #ngl anytime i have smth that is Uhhh taking any kind of stance with anything or making any kind of statement #it makes me so anxious to put that out there. so many little emails to tell people how i view the world... #just currently dealing with smth i thought was good n reasonable n important that has gotten 0 attention and im just like #i hope ppl dont hate it... i hope that's not why im losing bookmarks.... #maybe ppl have just lost interest in the game. or maybe ppl hate where im going with the story. #i CANNOT tell and it drives me insane. little hampster beaver brain needs to Not. #maybe its time to sleep. can u tell by this post that i can barely keep my eyes open rn? i think i probably could tell. #discacc shit #sure lol it deals with it enough

[cruelsister-moved2]

that One post still hasnt got like anyone being awful in the notes which is good but it has reached people with no reading comprehension so now my notes are just full of people kind of missing the point -_-

#i dont wanna put ppl on blast but like...why rb the post if u didnt read it or dont agree #n i encountered this before w a dif post as well its like #some kind of brain disease these ppl have where they just read anything thats in any way vague or complex as just saying w/e they want it to #so they read smth thats explicitly disagreeing w them as like omg yeah!! #ppl r tagging whats their 'private gender' and its like......scream..... #and im not saying u cant conceptualise that way like #if that helps u and makes u happy then go ahead #but to be on my post abt how gender is a 'practical and relational' matter #saying hehe my private gender is a giant lamprey:3 #like its goofyy..

[penisliker-moved]

im like *Gets mad at my parents*

#im like constantly baseline mad at them but i cant be Mad at them all th time bc i run out of fuckign energy yk #i just wish theyd stop trying to give me financial advice like 1. Stop fucking looking at my bank statements leave me the fuck alone #my dad literally said it up so hed stop seeing my bank statements why the Fuck is my mom seeing them. shes not even connected to th acct #2. you think im going to take financial advice from ppl who had kids at age 20 one hs a shopping addiction the other buys new gaming #consoles when his kids r starving. You think im gonna take financial advice from th couple who hve been on th brink of divorce for 15 years #and then decided to BUY A FUCKING HOUSE as soon as one of them got a job that paid like 25 dollars an hour. full offense. if i want #financial advice im not fucking going to you two chucklefucks. #if my childhood has taught me fucking ANYTHING its 1 #what not to look for in a marriage 2. what not to do with my money 3. how not to raise kids 4. Dont ever be like my parents #like. gddd #and she ws like #bitching at me abt having a savings acct. which i have #and i have a decent amt of money stockpiled and she knows that bc she snoops on my shit #and ALSO shes literally never had a savings acct in her fucking life afaik #ik its mot their fault explicitely that we live in poverty ik both of their families r like. well theyre both pretty poor #but yk like. theyre bith so fucking irresponsible with their money qnd i hate that theyre trying t act like paragons #when again. th only thing theyve ever taught me is What Not To Do. i never wanna be like them id genuinely rather be dead. #ik im just like a dramatic teen but. the thought of ending up like either of them is my biggest fucking fear. whatevr #and ik ppl say moving out rly helps yr relationship with yr parents but gd i. Ik theyll keep asking me for money and keep rpetending that #either of them r like. even Slightly worthy of being called a parent #GD. WHATEVER

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#ok so like this is fine bc im not in a horrible mood rn. this is more i feel like complaining bc what im doing is kinda ridiculous #but my memory is so bad that ill probably forget if i dont write it out. but basically 4 days a week i have to come in starting at 7.30 to #water and prep for measurements. then from 9am to 6.15pm i have to nonstop take the measurements. and theyre timed so that means #i get abt 4 min to do anything before i have to take another measurement. which is abt enough time to start to focus and then have to stop #which is very fucking frustrating. and i have to manage data. coordinate for this fucking paper. and keep track of like 10 other things for #work stuff. which means that it takes me like and hour to send easy emails and they come out all fucked uo bc my brain is so shot #but on top of that i also have to fucking do the steps to get set up for my new school in the fall. and like ive officially accepted the #offer but havent talked to my new advisor since then so now theres this weird gap where im like. uh fuck do i ask for wtf im supposed to #do? bc ive been able to do things for like 2 or 3 weeks but then my life started collapsing in around me. and like there r probably #instructions somewhere but i cant fucking read lol. whatever. hes nice i just need to find the energy and words to email him and b like lol #srry everythings been insane. but bc ive waited so long i have to compulsively keep going back to check that ive been accepted like somehow #that would change while im not looking. ugh. and ive also fucked myself over housing wise bc theres a housing shortage in the city and huge #demand of housing on camus so theres a wait list for everything but i cant fucking apply bc i cant get my id to work. and fucking idk who #to call or email abt that. but idk i might have to have roomates for a semester. or my parents offered to give me some extra money for an #apartment until i can get one that doesnt put me in the red on a grad student budget. ugh. i dont wanna do either of those things #but christ do i not want roommates. ill figure something out. its just annoying and difficult from so far away #and it makes me kinda sad bc ppl r like: r u excited?! and im like. i cant really think abt that. partly bc im constanly putting out fires #in the present so theres not really space for it. partly bc i dont allow myself to b excited abt things so as not to get my hopes up. #but just after i accepted i was excited. and now it feels like im reaching my hand out toward a floating light just out of reach. like #its a nice idea but i wont believe until it happens. but that just bc ive become distorted about things #and i dont even get a weekend bc the 4 days of measurement r friday to Monday and i cant fucking relax on weekdays bc ppl r like hey can u #do this??? and there r things i can only do on weekdays so its like ok i guess ill just suffer forever thrn. and my boss texts me like: hey #did u do X? and am like: uuuuuh i fucking dont kno what day it is anymore. i dont understand y we have to meet. lets just not talk bc im #afraid ill say something worrying. so yea its pretty fucked up rn. but this stuff ends on the 24th #then ill probably not take a break and fucking finish the measurements for another project bc i just really need it to b done. i need it #all to b done so i can fucking wash my hands of this and fucking quit and move away at the start of july... or August if i decide i hate #myself that much. ugh. at least the lab has been pretty empty so no ones seen me crying lol #also thr fucking rutgers guy emailed me yesterday like: hey u want this position? and im like bitch u r like a month too late also im in #my cringe fail era. i would not survive at ur school. ugh everything is terrible. 2 or 3 more months then i csn leave this place forever #unrelated

[winxys]

also can i just say how nice it felt to enjoy an ooo release and have no complaints 😭😭

#didn't think i'd be typing this after how awful the past year has been for them #i haven't enjoyed anything they've put out to this extent since ip1 and man does it feel good 😭😭😭 #everything felt bittersweet to me like the jp concert i was so happy for them but also seeing them perform songs as ot6 was so.. yk.. #and i rlly wanted to be happy but i felt so bad that day bc i kept thinking wow this would've been a lot nicer last year 🥲 #but w begin everything felt so right!!! #idk it just feels so nice after all they've gone through.. it rlly does #i can tell the solos r gonna be such a good for them #ppl r already taking interest in them and appreciating them as artists a lot more #and i couldn't be happier they deserve it sm 😭😭 #anyways i was talking abt this w tasha and felt the need to make a text post abt it KDJDKDNDM #go listen to begin mwah <3 #m.text