#iris happenings

[askzeguddoctah]

“Vhy am I getting so many emails? Vhat has happened--”

A text is sent out as the doctor paces in front of his desk, the monitor showing his email with many, MANY of them unread.

> Chase, have not heard from you in while, are you doing alright? <

@askthebro

#askzeguddoctah #askthebro #iris happenings

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion #it was not smooth sailing #it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite #but they make it work somehow #tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted #ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well #but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine #mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki #died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship #whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it #these tags have gotten away from me #anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on?? #like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued

[satzzzart]

Opelucid Siblings🐉

#or cousins whatever they'd be #i just want to see drayton appear in the next unova sequel which is DEFINITELY happening #copium #iris pokemon #drayton #drayton pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #pokemon fanart #the indigo disk #pokemon #unova #pokemon bw

[clown-owo]

Sisters :]

#og post #my art #Ace Attorney #AA #The Great Ace Attorney #TGAA #susato mikotoba #iris wilson #iris watson #dgs #dai gyakuten saiban #look away spout #slapped a grayscale down and played around with gradient maps and then fine tuned it definitely the weirdest method of coloring ive done #then i threw on halftones for funsies #a really funny thing happened in my playthrough of dgs with my friends. they formed a. conspiracy theory. wherein. #mikotoba fathered both iris and susato. #we just finished blooming attorney theres no reason for them to think this they just went omg mikotoba and wilson knew each other #to be clear they think mikotoba gave birth #and jigoku is susato's other father #i just started sobbing. like how. did they get so close. to an actual twist. by throwing darts in the dark #they have no idea

[treasureplcnet]

assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)

TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:

hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect

hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--

hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"

whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick

whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime

whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her

hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him

hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her

iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him

iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT

#re: while i like whiteman being a funny comic relief type character in this lineup (less comic relief and more witty and funny) #i do recognise that he's not rly like that in canon. much more cunning and able to blend into whatever situation he can #able to say the right things when he needs to (right after farrell dies) and deflecting of any real observations (with calloway) #its very chameleon like to the point of giving up a very integral part of his identity to safeguard himself-- #even though he cares very much about it (the way he reacts to antisemitic comments and his face drops when farrell mentions the synagogue) #now what is actually annoying to hillinghead is that he knows karl can actually be very gracious he's still choosing to fuck with him LOL #the annoyance spreads to iris too. i rly think iris-karl buddy cop duo could be so funny #i actually really need more fic or art of them all interacting . here's how bodies s2 can still happen. #bodies netflix #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #sharara hasan #alfred hillinghead #iris maplewood #and sorry to hillinghead who is not drawn well. kyle soller 1 treasureplcnet 0 #my art #and im not quite sure why theyre having breakfast tgt in that first comic. perhaps bc the original meme has them like that LOL

[iridaceaeart]

the april fools flip book has so many things that i’m So Fucking Normal about so i colored two of my favorite pages

i also drew a baiken anji outfit swap in the style

bonus jellyfish pirate flats under the cut:

#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #iris art wow #sol badguy #jack o valentine #leo whitefang #ramlethal valentine #ky kiske #sin kiske #guilty gear may #bridget guilty gear #giovanna guilty gear #goldlewis dickinson #elphelt valentine #nagoriyuki #johnny guilty gear #testament guilty gear #axl low #i no guilty gear #bedman guilty gear #delilah guilty gear #jellyfish pirates #baiken guilty gear #anji mito #the outfit swap popped off on twitter idk what happened

[chynandri]

“for the good of the people, no matter who or where they are… isn’t that right, emmeryn?”

—

happy birthday chrom!!!! 🥹

#fire emblem awakening #fire emblem heroes #fe13 #feh #chrom #chyna draws too #I’ve wanted to draw this ever since last year when brave Chrom happened #well his birthday finally prompted me to try drawing it… #in the Emm falling scene they used a eagle flying up to like represent her soul #leaving or sth. idk symbolic anime imagery. so I put it in #let’s say Emm lives on as a bird #I’d like to think that yes she devoted her whole self to Ylisse #remember everyone used to hate her and physically harmed her #she chose to see the good in all people regardless #but from my perspective it’s like… feels kinda complex of a relationship #and continuously self sacrificing herself… well now she’s free from that #also those are supposed to be iris flowers 😂

[gummy-sharks666]

Girls and their hydras!!!

#bakugan #bakugan battle brawlers #alice gehabich #alpha hydranoid #hydranoid #dragons #hydra #hydreigon #pokemon #iris pokemon #iris #champion iris #unova #unova region #unova pokemon #pokemon art #bakugan fanart #we love girls’ girls who also happen to wield dark-coded three-headed dragons #my artwork #my art #procreate #digital art

[questioning-pisces]

idk how people don’t like divine rivals. it had enemies to lovers but the guy is secretly in love with the girl the whole time, fantastical elements, magic system, letter writing, romeo and juliet energy, hades and persephone archetypes, star imagery, lesbians. also it was really beautifully written

#divine rivals #ruthless vows #rebecca ross #iris winnow #roman kitt #i can’t wait to buy ruthless vows tomorrow #and know what happens to roman #i’ve been thinking about him all day

[iris-drawing-stuff]

I just found a translation by doctorbunny of the voice lines in the Milgram earphone collab, so here's some doodles of the prisoners recording their lines. I imagine that Es just handed them the script and then shoved them into a recording booth.

#milgram #milgram fanart #mikoto kayano #muu kusunoki #iris draws #i find it really funny that multiple prisoners have voice lines insulting fuuta #they can sense his loser energy (i mean this affectionately) #also haruka has a line calling mikoto a good person (listen if muu got a T1 guilty and Mikoto got a T2 innocent they would have been- #-besties with sibling vibes) #it could still happen T3 we can still have hope! #i wonder what a haruka who tried to emulate mikoto more than muu would have acted like

[guardian-angle22]

↳ requested by anon

#911 lone star #tk strand #carlos reyes #iris blake #gabriel reyes #here you go anon!! I hope you're okay with the ~creative liberties~ I took with the coloring and adding tk with gabriel #I just like how that one really shows him as 'in the family' #I wonder if the writers were actually trying to foreshadow this here or if it was a throwaway line that just happens to fit #my gifs #gif request or suggestion #episode: s04e01 the new hotness #episode: s04e04 abandoned #911ls parallel

[aurora-daily]

“Usually I am very careful, very reasonable. But for once I wanted to experience what it felt to be unreasonable. I needed to be destructive. A lot of alcohol, very little sleep, a lot of fun *smiles, a little wistfully* She went ice swimming and hurled things in rage rooms: “It was painful, but I was building skin.”

AURORA on building her armour through throwing while touring "The Gods We Can Touch" in an interview for Ticketmaster

photo backstage @ USF Røkeriet by terroirmerroir via Amroth // 08.03.2024 // Bergen, Norway

#aurora #aurora aksnes #iris #the gods we can touch #what happened to the heart? #interviews #instagram

[sallytwo]

... The poem may be an elegy for childhood losses.

(On Dream Song 29, Thomas Travisano)

#myart #hollyleaf #power of three #warrior cats #MY MAGNUM OPUS!!! #AUGHHHHHRHGHHHHHHH #GUYS. DREAM SONG 29. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #okay here are all the details: ‘if he had a hundred years’ with the mountains is supposed to bring to mind the ancients #everyone is supposed to be faceless except for holly. on the second pace the bottom 3 silhouettes are leaf crow and squirrel #and their eyes are white with colored iris to look even MORE uncanny. the fire cuts across holly’s throat foreshadowing her death #the entire second page with the fire is showing how this once event has completly collapsed her life it’s everywhere she can’t escape it #lightning on 3rd page also represents the storm. and the fact that holly was scared of storms after the fire with is so :( #i also imagine holly used to be a lot lighter gray as a kit/paw with tabby markings. just personal hc #ashfur killing scene again you don’t see the action you don’t even see her face just the aftermath. she wasnt there it didnt happen. etc #the leaf has the tufts of her fur that were in his claws from the fight the only ‘evidence’ of it happening. #and the last two shots show her alone in the tunnel dreaming of her family (squirrel bramble fire sand leaf and lion and jay) #vs lion and jay. and the prophecy. who don’t even stop to grieve her because they’ve found the 3rd cat. nobody is ever missing

[saphirdevil]

Imagine these three being normal siblings

#iris sagan #saito sejima #uru somezuki #ai the somnium files #ai the somniun files nirvana initiative #aitsf #aini #aitsf spoilers #aini spoilers #fanart #xavi art #THIS IS DELUSIONAL #this is not how i see them #i think i made them look TOO UWU #<not a good thing #this is what happens when you draw at 3 am

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

Iris's, "You've turned into such a respectable man" line to Phoenix is so sweet but so funny at the same time, because it's like. Did you fall in love with him despite him not being respectable in your eyes before, Iris. Did you look at him and go, "omg he's so stupid", only for that to eventually turn into "omg... he's so stupid 🥺💘🥺💘🥺💘". Are you a moronsexual, Iris. Was Feenie your first himbo.

#im SORRY I DO THINK ABOUT THEM DEEPLY BUT SOMETIMES I CAN ONLY SHITPOST #feenris #iris hawthorne #iris fey #phoenix wright #ace attorney #ace attorney trials and tribulations #feenie #anyway what im saying is larry has a shot. #(thats a joke. it would kill phoenix if it happened. it's a joke.)

[cloudemojie]

girls in stem

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaa #ema skye #iris wilson #i dont remember asingle thing that happens in dgs but i love iris #my daughters #i need to replay the whole aa series so bad #silly art tag #art