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holybatgirlz · 1 month
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Had to do another response to bridgertonbabe’s spouses groupchat
(All credit goes to @bridgertonbabe)
🐝 The Children Group Chat 🐝
Eloise sent a picture.
Eloise: I think we should submit this to Merriam-Webster to put in the dictionary next to the word ‘heavenly’ because holy shit what happened last night was the closest I have ever had to a religious experience.
Eloise: And yes, I already created and bought matching sweatshirts with this image on it for everyone. They say ‘I survived the Pictionary Incident of ‘16’ on them.
Hyacinth: I swear to god if you two idiots scared Sophie off I’m going to finish what she started.
Anthony: Do I have to remind everyone that both Colin and myself were assaulted last night?? Or did you not see the photo Eloise just sent??
Violet: Do I need to remind you both that you purposefully dropped a keg on your brother’s hand?!?
Colin: Mini. It was a mini keg.
Colin: We’re not stupid enough to drop an actual keg on Benedict.
Violet: Well, you could have fooled me.
Violet: The doctor told me your poor brother broke two fingers and was a millimeter away from needing to have surgery on his hand. And in his dominant hand no less.
Violet: Do you have any idea how this is going to impact your brother? His painting? His upcoming gallery showing? He still has three paintings he needs to finish before next month and I have no idea how he’s going to complete them now that you two have gone and done this to him.
Colin: Yes, yes mother. We know. Benedict’s your precious little baby. Heaven forbid he do anything wrong. Like yelling at his girlfriend because she nearly made him lose Pictionary.
Colin: A girlfriend who, I would like the record to reflect, slapped me.
Anthony: Sophie also gave me a black eye. Kate has spent all of this morning laughing at me every time I walk into a room and she sees it so I think we’re even.
Violet sent a picture.
Violet sent a picture.
Violet: What did you not understand about almost needing surgery? You practically shattered his hand!! You nearly destroyed your brother’s art career!
Hyacinth: If Sophie stops talking to me because of the shit you two bozos pulled omg I’m going to end you both.
Colin: I’m surprised the coke can you nearly hit her with didn’t already do that.
Daphne: Hey. We may have a situation happening.
Francesca: What’s wrong?
Violet: Is everything alright?
Daphne: Simon’s panic pacing in our living room right now and I heard him say something about Sophie. I’m trying to figure out what happened. Give me a second.
Daphne: Hold on.
Daphne: SOPHIE’S PLANNING TO BREAK UP WITH BEN!!
Francesca: What??
Eloise: Say sike Daphne. Say sike right now.
Gregory: Seriously??
Colin: Oh shit. For real?
Francesca: How do you know?
Daphne: Simon and Kate are texting with her right now. I only figured it out because Simon’s stutter comes back when he’s stressed and mutters to himself to stay calm.
Daphne: But Sophie’s said she’s going to break up with Ben when he wakes up because she thinks we all hate her!!
Violet: I need to get back to the hospital right now.
Hyacinth: YOU IDIOTS!!!
Hyacinth: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!!
Colin: Gregory. Since I know u r with her. Scale of 1-10 how pissed is Hy right now?
Gregory: Hy right now:
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Gregory sent a photo
Gregory sent a photo
Colin: Ah. 100 then.
Gregory: Yeah
Colin: Well it was nice knowing everyone
Anthony: Why on earth would she think we hate her?? You were all cheering her on when she was assaulting us.
Eloise: By far the hottest thing I've ever seen. I think watching her throw that punch rewired my brain chemistry. Watered my crops. Cleared my skin. Ended my depression. And helped me finish my graduate applications. I’ve never felt so alive.
Eloise: Fuck Wollstonecraft. Fuck Steinem. Fuck Atwood. Their works do not even compare to the straight prose Sophie was shooting last night while she was yelling at you two.
Eloise: And if we lose her now because you two idiots made her think we despise her I am going to HELP HYACINTH BURY YOUR BODIES!!!
Francesca: Mum, how close are you?
Violet: 30 minutes out. John is driving as fast as he legally can to get me back there.
Violet: I knew I shouldn’t have left her there alone. I knew something was off. She was far too quiet to have been okay with all of this.
Daphne: Do you need us to come meet you there?
Violet: No. The last thing we need to do is overwhelm her.
Violet: This is all my fault. I should never have picked Pictionary. I shouldn’t have even allowed a Game Night to begin with!
Violet: I forgot that I have wolves for children. That you all were swapped with changelings as babies.
Hyacinth: Why didn’t anyone stay with Sophie???
Eloise: Because she’s a grown woman who knows how to handle herself. She seemed fine last night.
Francesca: She seemed pretty overwhelmed to me. I found her crying in the bathroom after Benedict yelled at her.
Violet: She was crying?!!!
Francesca: I think she was just taken by surprise and she told me Danbury had called her earlier about the lawsuit with her stepmother so I thought she was probably already stressed before she arrived at the house last night. I told her Benedict didn’t mean any of it. And after the beat down she gave Colin and Anthony I thought she would be okay.
Hyacinth: Mum you need to get there!!
Violet: Sweetheart, I’m trying to get there as fast as I can.
Hyacinth: Omg Mum hurry up 😩😩😩 My sanity is on the line here.
Gregory: Anthony and Colin’s asses are literally on the line right now. Hyacinth might actually commit to killing them.
Hyacinth: I swear to God I’m going to actually lose it if Sophie leaves. We finally were about to have a cool in-law in the family and now you IDIOTS RUINED IT!!!
Gregory: We were almost able to say we had a felon in the family 😖😖😖
Daphne: Gregory. Sophie nearly going to jail is not something to strive for.
Francesca: She also isn’t a felon. She would have had to have been convicted for that to be true.
Hyacinth: Firstly, she was falsely accused and this has been a known fact for weeks now. Keep up. Secondly, and according to the police report, Sophie almost outran the cops and got away. Like they chased her seven blocks before they caught her. Full sprint the entire time. And then she elbowed one of them while they were arresting her so they nearly hit her with an assaulting police officer charge because of it.
Hyacinth: Thirdly, Ben said Sophie completely decked her stepmother once it was revealed that Armabitch lied about her stealing from her (which honestly should have been a heads up for tweedle dumb and tweedle dumbest not to FUCK with her)
Hyacinth: And FOURTHLY, she literally got broken out of jail by Mum and Ben because yours truly was smart enough to make sure her location sharing was on.
Hyacinth: She’s a literal icon of icons 😍😍😍
Daphne: Hyacinth, you never answered this the last time we asked. But did you hack Sophie’s phone?
Hyacinth: No
Hyacinth: I just made sure she was sharing her location with me while I was putting my number in her phone. That’s all.
Violet: Alright I’m back at the hospital.
Hyacinth: Mum you need to find Sophie! You need to stop her!
Violet: Oh I plan to. Not going to allow all my hard work to go to waste. I’ll text you once I’ve spoken to her.
Eloise: Are you two idiots happy with yourselves now??
Eloise: Was this worth dropping a keg on Benedict??
Colin: Again
Colin: Mini keg.
Colin: And right now, since I am currently praying to every God in existence to make sure Sophie and Benedict don’t break up, the answer is no.
Anthony: If she was bold enough to hit me in the face, then she was a perfect fit for this family.
Anthony: Mum, if you don’t stop her, tell me. I’ll come out there and speak to her myself.
Hyacinth: Anything?
Daphne: Oh my god this wait is killing me.
Francesca: Mum any updates yet?
Benedict sent a picture
Benedict: I lived.
Daphne: Benedict! Where’s Sophie? Is she with you?
Hyacinth: DO NOT LET HER LEAVE US!!!
Benedict: She here ❤️
Benedict: she finance
Eloise: ????
Benedict: Soap finance
Daphne: Benedict what are you trying to say
Eloise: What the hell does this mean???
Benedict: Soap
Benedict: Finance
Benedict: SOAP MY FINANCE
Benedict: soap finance
Benedict: Duck
Francesca: Benedict are you still high??
Benedict: No. Typing 1 hand. Hard
Eloise: I think we should all take that as he’s still high.
Benedict: Soap Bucket my finance
Gregory: This is some fucking DaVinci code level shit.
Francesca: Are you talking about Sophie??
Benedict: Yes
Benedict: Finance
Benedict: She finance
Francesca: She’s fine?
Eloise: What about Sophie’s finances??
Violet: Fiancée. He means fiancée.
Violet: Sophie and Benedict are engaged!! Well, technically, engaged. Sophie told him he has to propose again once the drugs wear off but I got here just in time to see Benedict asking her to marry him after he woke up and hearing Sophie tell him yes. We’ve all been celebrating. It was quite lovely 🥰🥰
Benedict: Mum cryin rite now.
Eloise: No doubt ecstatic she no longer needs to worry about you dying alone.
Colin: Oh thank Christ.
Gregory:
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Francesca: 🥳🥳 Congratulations Benedict
Daphne: Congratulations!!
Hyacinth: This is literally the best news I could receive 😭😭😭
Benedict: Thank you ☺️
Benedict: V happy rite now.
Eloise: V high 2
Benedict sent a photo
Benedict: High on life 😌😌😌 On love 😍☺️🥰
Eloise: Omg 🤢🤮
Eloise: Freak
Eloise: No one asked to see your kissing selfies.
Violet: Benedict. Sweetheart. Since I apparently have to text you this as well. Put the phone down and go back to sleep.
Benedict: NO
Benedict: Engaged!
Benedict: Every1 celebrate me b engaged
Anthony: Congratulations brother.
Benedict: Asshole. Hat u. U no celebrate.
Benedict: Hate other asshole 2. Were Colin?
Colin: Hey Benedict. How’s your hand?
Benedict: Duck u
Benedict: Fuck u
Benedict: Hate u both so much rite now.
Colin: Listen. Ben. I’m really sorry for almost crushing your hand.
Benedict: Hand no long matter. U hurt Soap. I kill u.
Colin: She slapped me!
Benedict: Deserved. U deserved. Drop keg on me n face Soap wrath.
Benedict: God she was so hot 4 that.
Eloise: So hot
Benedict: So hot. My gf is so hot.
Benedict: Finance! She finance now.
Anthony: Benedict. Please tell Sophie how sorry we are for last night and that we are all incredibly happy for her. For both of you.
Anthony: You can also tell her she has an impressive right hook.
Anthony: …
Anthony: Benedict?
Anthony: Benedict are you there?
Violet: He’s not going to answer. Sophie finally took his phone away. But I’ll tell her.
Daphne: Everyone say thank you to Kate and Simon. They spent almost an hour trying to talk Sophie out of leaving Benedict while we were all freaking out.
Francesca: Do they know?
Daphne: I told Simon
Anthony: Kate knows
Gregory: Kate and Simon right now probably
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Eloise: Anthony. How much did you just drop on ‘thank you for saving my ass’ jewelry for Kate?
Anthony: Fuck off.
Francesca: I texted Kate. She’s checking the bank account.
Francesca: About 5k by the looks of it. And he’s taking her to Paris.
Anthony: I hate all of you.
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silverhallow · 1 month
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Karting catastrophe
Inspired by @bridgertonbabe’s Bridgerton Spouse Support Chat
Summary: none of the Bridgerton’s had the bridgerton brain cell™️ when they decide to go go-karting… and of course it ends as all games nights do… in catastrophe
It had seemed like a good idea at the time, they hadn’t had a chance to be competitive with one another for months since their spouses flat out refused to have more than one games night a year after Phillip had nearly had a heart attack during a Heated monopoly games night…
But as they were waiting to be loaded into the ambulance and took the hospital, they had to admit… maybe this time it had gone too far…
Anthony had arranged to hire the go-karting facility after Greg had suggested they turn the go-karting into something more… competitive and since Mario-Kart was one of the earliest games they’d ever played together as a family of 8 it seemed the most logical.
Each of them came with their own “weapon” and they’d brought frisbees and balls from the kids' play pens. Eloise had rocked up with a shopping bag full of banana peels and weirdly Hyacinth had rocked up with baby oil.
Anthony and Benedict brought their sons Nerf guns, Colin, Daphne and Francesca had water guns, Hyacinth and Gregory each had a BB gun and Eloise had brought a paint gun…
It had started out fun but after Eloise got Hyacinth in the helmet with the paint gun that things started getting out of hand.
Hyacinth had been furious that it had caused her to crash into the barrier and ended up at the back of the field.
She’d started pouring the oil onto the track and firing her BB gun at anyone and everything thing
Benedict and Colin were out in front with Anthony and Francesca close behind them. Eloise was towards the back of the field and saw as Gregory fired blindly behind him and saw the BB pellet his Hyacinth in the face through her open Visor and everyone turned their head to hear the yell of pain and swearing come from the youngest and that’s when the pile up happened.
Anthony had turned at the wrong time and he hit the back of Colin’s kart which hit Benedict causing the kart to flip and Anthony and his kart landed on his leg Daphne smashed into them as Francesca flew into Colin, her kart smashed into his leg as she smashed into her steering wheel, Gregory smashed into the pile up, Eloise having seen it but sliding on the oil couldn’t stop had at least slowed down and she had about stopped and so it was just her wrist that hurt and Hyacinth having stopped as she’d been hit in the face has scrambled out of her kart and gone over to the pile up but her vision was so blurry that when she aimed a kick at Gregory for hitting her,missed completely and hit her toe off the kart and she heard the crack and let out of yell of pain which couldn’t be heard over the yells from the rest of the Bridgerton’s who were all in states of injury.
The owner saw it all happen and grateful he had charged a full days rental and a disclosure that should they damage anything they’d pair for the full lot of the damage and with a roll of his eye called for ambulances.
And it was where they all were now as a technician asked “who should we call to come meet you at the Hospital? Your mother?”
“NO!” They all yelled despite their various states of pain and agitation.
“Then who?” He asked with a sigh
“We can’t call Kate she’ll just be pissed we didn’t invite her and refuse to come” Anthony muttered from his spot on the board as the paramedics put the neck support around him as he’d gotten serve whiplash in the crash
“Michael won’t come, he thinks I’m out with Eloise today…” Francesca hissed as the paramedic examined her ribs
“And Phil won’t come for the same reason”
“Simon won’t come cause he thinks we’re all idiots and hates it when we do shit like this” Daphne whined
“luce thinks I’m with mum so…”
Benedict grunted something barely intelligible “what did he say??” Hyacinth called out
Eloise rolled her eyes “he said to call Sophie… Penelope can’t come as she’s too far along and out of everyone then two are the least likely to murder us all”
Colin had to agree as he knew Penelope at 8 months pregnant wouldn’t be able to drive over and Sophie was the calmest in temperament out of everyone.
Since Benedict was in too much pain Eloise gave the paramedics Sophie’s number, was put in her ambulance and with the rest of the Bridgerton’s was whisked off to hospital.
Sophie Bridgerton was sitting feeding her 9 month old daughter when her phone rang, it was a number she did not recognise but as Benedict had said he was going to an art exhibition and often forgot to charge his mobile before he went, she naively assumed it was him calling from a borrowed phone to tell her a) that his phone had died b) what time he was coming home and c) to check in on Vi and the boys.
So imagine her surprise as she answered her phone with a tentative “hello” to hear a male voice she did not recognise
“Mrs Bridgerton?”
“Yes? Who is this please?” She asked politely
“My name is Andrew and I am a paramedic with London Ambulance Service” the voice replied
“Paramedic??” Sophie practically screeched down the phone, panic and worry over taking her entire body
“Yes ma’am there is nothing to worry about we’ve got your husband and his siblings and we are taking them to the Royal London Hospital, we were told to call you to meet them there” he explained
“Wait… siblings?” Sophie asked
“Yes ma’am all 8 of them”
“What happened??”
“The details are a little hazy but there was some sort of pile up and accident at Best Go Karting in Canary Wharf” he replied and Sophie’s panic and worry turned instantly into a fury.
Go karting?! On a Wednesday afternoon, when he said he was going to an art exhibition whilst she was at home with all four kids?!?
“Right… well I’ll have to gather the kids and I’ll be along shortly” Sophie said keeping her voice as calm as she could, knowing she was likely to explode but she was prepared to give him a chance to explain. To see the level of his injury as it could just be a strain or something…
the paramedic gave her some instructions and she confirmed them back and as she hung up the phone she sighed heavily.
She was furious. Not only had Benedict lied to her, the bridgerton siblings no doubt had lied to the others because of any of the other spouses knew about this they would have given the others a heads up and the last chat in the spousal support group was them giving Phillip some advice on dealing with a pregnant Eloise.
“Charlie?!” She called up the stairs, it was half term so the boys were upstairs playing
“Yes Mama?” Came the voice of her 6 year old son
“Can you get your shoes and coat on and help your brothers please, we have to get your dad and see your aunt and uncles at the hospital” she said appearing at the bottom of the stairs and looking up
“Has daddy hurt himself again?” He asked curiously
“I think so” she replied
“Is he in trouble?”
“Oh you have no idea… hurry up please, if Alex tries to fight tell him if he behaves mama will get him a McDonald’s for tea”
“Mcdonalds??” came the squeak of 4 year old Alex, his dark curls appearing at the top of the stairs as he peered at his Mama with bright happy eyes.
“If you behave and do everything Charlie and Mama say” Sophie replied.
Alex beamed, nodded his head eagerly and ran off to listen to his older brother and within 20 minutes Sophie had all four kids in the car without so much of a complaint.
It took Sophie 30 minutes to make her way through the traffic and a further 10 minutes to get parked and the three boys waited patiently as she got Baby Violet into her pushchair and headed into the hospital in search of her ridiculous family.
It was Eloise that Sophie spotted first as she made her way into the hospital and she looked sternly as her sister-in-law, but mostly because Eloise was 6 months pregnant and should have known better.
She turned to Charlie and handed him a £5 note, “take your brothers to the shop and get some sweets whilst Mama talks to Aunt El and sees Papa okay?” she said.
Charlie beamed, took two year old William’s hand and Alex followed. Sophie knew the best way to get her kids to behave was through food and bribes and as they walked away she just looked at Eloise and with a glare said “spill”
Eloise grimaced and with a heavy sigh, explained everything that had happened right down to their discussion about calling her. “I’m waiting for them to come look at my wrist, I can’t have an X-Ray so they’re working out how to figure out if it’s broken or not…” she said
“The baby?” Sophie asked knowing when she told Phillip it would be one i oh f the first things he’d ask.
“They’re fine, it was the first thing they did when I got here. I’m the least injured, it would have been Hyacinth if she hadn’t tried to attack Greg” Eloise explained but before Sophie could do anything more than sigh, Eloise was called into the room to see her doctor and another doctor walked over to Sophie to explain what had happened and the extent of the injuries to the Bridgertons.
Sophie listened and felt her blood boiling as she listened; Anthony had whiplash so was in a neck brace, Daphne had a fractured Arm, Gregory a broken one as well as a bruised coccyx, they suspected Eloise just had a sprained wrist, Francesca had fractured a couple of ribs, Hyacinth had sustained an eye injury which would leave her with a black eye and she was wearing a patch and she’d also broken her toe kicking the go-kart and Benedict and Colin had fared the worst each breaking a leg.
Sophie felt her legs nearly go at the news. Her husband. Her idiot husband had broken his leg…
Was it not bad enough that she had four kids to deal with, now she had her injured husband, and her idiot brother-in-law was about to be a father in a month’s time had broken his as well…
“I can take you in to see your husband if you wish” the doctor said as Sophie digested all the information
“I will in a five minutes i just have a phone call to make” Sophie said
The doctor nodded “he’s in room two when you’re ready” the doctor said and walked off and headed into Francesca’s room.
Sophie had had enough, she knew exactly who needed to be called, the only person who could them see sense, to realise that they’re far too old to be doing shit like this and that they had to be more bloody responsible.
Mario Kart go karting… honestly…
With a sigh Sophie whipped her phone out and dialled the number that belonged to her mother-in-law.
“Sophie dear, this is a pleasant surprise, hello dear”
“Hello Violet, sorry but this isn’t a pleasant surprise… i’m at the hospital” Sophie said
“Oh no, is everything alright? Are the boys and Vi okay?” Violet asked sounding panicked
“Oh my kids are okay… i’m calling about yours” Sophie said
“Oh no is Ben okay?” Violet asked, assuming it was just the one she was calling about
“No he is not. He’s broke his leg… and the rest of his idiotic siblings are here also…” Sophie said and as Violet made a noise of confusion “they lied to everyone and went off to go karting and not just go karting, mario-karting…”
“Please tell me you’re making this up” Violet said
“I wish i was Violet” Sophie said as she then rattled off their injuries and everything Eloise had told her
“I am going to murder them. What do they think they’re playing at??” Violet said “I will be right down. They need their heads banging together, i am sick of this”
“Thank you Violet, I suspect some of them may require a lift home as when everyone else finds out… i can’t imagine they’ll come for them and Penelope can’t even drive at the moment so…”
“I’ll bring the minivan…” Violet said
Sophie thanked her mother-in-law and decided she’d go see her husband before she told the rest of the spouses.
The boys were still down the shop so she pushed the pushchair with a sleeping Violet into room two where Benedict was sitting in a leg brace, looking sheepish as he spotted his wife.
“I can explain…” he said sheepishly
“Can you? Can you explain why you lied to me, why your siblings all lied to their respective partners and you all went off to do something childish and not to mention Dangerous?”
“Soph… please… I am sorry I lied but firstly it wasn’t my idea and I was crashed into… and secondly, if i had told you, you would have told the other and we were just having a fun day out, we used to do it like once a month and we’ve never been injured before…”
“You do this once a month??” Sophie asked incredulously.
“Used to… we’ve not been since Violet was born and it had never been go karting…” Benedict said but seeing the look on his wife’s face he knew better than to say anything more “Look I am really sorry and I know i’m in trouble but can I take Vi and have cuddles to cheer me up please?” as he held his arms out expectantly figuring Sophie would feel a little sorry for him with his injury since it wasn’t actually his fault
“No” Sophie said and Benedict’s mouth fell open as he stared at his wife “you are not getting Violet cuddles until your leg is out of that bloody cast. We are a week into the summer holidays and you’ve rendered yourself useless for the remainder of the school holidays meaning not only do I have to look after FOUR children on my own now, but I am going to have to look after you because you’re so feckless and reckless and didn’t think for one second that this was the stupidest idea you lot could have ever come up with!” sophie replied, not even raising her voice and the moment she finished Benedict burst into tears.
Sophie knew withholding his daughter from him was the worst punishment but she was sick of them all, she was fed up of them being so reckless and competitive and he had to be taught a lesson.
“Please soph… don’t… don’t do this” Benedict sobbed
“Too late… oh and your mother is on her way… she wants a word with you all” Sophie said as she turned Violet around in her pushchair “they’ll take you down for a cast shortly then we’re going home and you’re in the spare room. I’ll be outside, letting the others know about you bloody idiots” she said as she left the room leaving her husband crying and a little panicked knowing his mother was on her way and that they were all in trouble.
Sophie sat down watching as one by one the siblings were taken into one room as per her request (curtsey of Violet) and she saw the look on their faces when they spoke to Benedict and learned their mother was en route and that was why they were being gathered in one room.
Sophie knew it was extreme but as she texted the Spousal group chat, and watched Violet, the family matriarch walk into the ward, a face like thunder, her shoulder set as she threw the door open and looked at children in various states as she yelled “WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU ALL THINKING? LYING TO YOUR PARTNERS? I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT”
Francesca tried to speak up “mum we didn’t…”
“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT LYING TO ME FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON” as she slammed the door shut and it muffled the sounds but Sophie smirked to herself as she watched each of the Bridgerton’s in turn jumping as they were yelled at.
Charlie, Alex and William all appeared a few minutes into Violet’s tirade and Alex blinked “Grandma is angry”
“I think Papa and everyone are in big trouble” Charlie said as Alex’s face lit up with a cheeky grin.
“What did Papa do?” he asked
“He lied to Mama, and broke his leg, so Papa is not allowed cuddles from anyone until his leg is better do you understand?” she said to her boys.
“Papa naughty?” two year old William asked “no snuggles?”
“Yes Papa has been naughty, we don’t tell lies do we?” Sophie asked
All three boys shook their heads “no or our noses get big!” Charlie said
“Exactly, or you hurt yourself like your Uncle’s and Aunties have” Sophie said.
Sophie just sat and watched smugly as Violet continued to yell and berate her children for nearly an hour. Phillip turned up half way through and Eloise spotted him through the window and mouthed “Rescue me”
Phillip just shook her head and took a seat next to Sophie “how long has Violet been yelling?”
“Half hour so far…” Sophie grinned
“Hopefully this will teach them a lesson”
“Between that, no Snu Snu and the film I've got of the first twenty minutes of her tirade should hopefully be enough” Sophie grinned.
“You’ve gotta send that to the chat” Phillip said and Sophie agreed, sending the video to the rest of the Spouses and they just hoped, beyond hope, that it would be the last time that they’d be visiting the hospital for a game night related injury.
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timmytimmy2827 · 3 days
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Aftermath #1
Inspired by The One With The Erogenous Zones written by the most amazing @bridgertonbabe.🥰🥰
What might have happened after Benedict stumbled out from the Pub…(hearing oddly specific information from Michael Stirling)
Just a little Drabble but a bit smutty?
Oh, such a quiet night it was.
Sophie hummed softly in her teacup as she enjoyed her peppermint tea. With her boys tucked in bed (after 3 chapters of James and the Giant Peach), and her husband off to the pub, Sophie was quite enjoying the comfortable silence that prevailed through the flat. Maybe finish a chapter of a novel? But she knew she still had the dishes in the sink, and the laundry would be done in a few minutes, and she had to check the bills…but she could feel herself drifting off, and slowly dozed off in a divine slumber on their couch.
A very sweet night indeed.
So, of course, she did not realize that her husband had come home quite early (Normally a night out with the brothers ended up till the morning), picked her up from the couch, and slammed her on the bed. Sophie noticed, that he was oddly wet and sweaty.
“Sweetie, you’re home early…oh, oh, oh.”
“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Benedict growled in a dangerously low voice.
“Yes…but Ben, I have to…Oh, wait, Ben….”
Sensing the lust and …desperation(?)in his tone, Sophie thought herself a fool for thinking that it would be a peaceful, quiet night.
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Although wanting to forget everything Michael said about Sophie, Benedict can’t help himself from trying out the “The six, thirteen, fourteen combo.”
The combo, as Michael said, completely melts Sophie into pieces, her moaning and squirming in a way he had never seen before.
“Please, Ben, you’re going to wake the boys,” Sophie muttered breathlessly.
“Oh, I’m planning on you to wake them up.”
Benedict finally felt the satisfaction creeping up on him as Sophie screamed into the pillow.
As much pleasure it brings him to see Sophie completely melt under his eyes, he can’t help but feel frustrated that it’s Michael who taught him so. Which pushes him into bringing Sophie to climax many, many, many times throughout the night. Pushing, pushing, pushing her limits.
Sophie, although thoroughly enjoying the sensation her sweet Benedict is bringing, Is actually confused as to why her husband is suddenly exploring new territories, (Benedict, nowadays, is more of a slow sweet tender type, not the animalistic wild type.) It is also more confusing for her because the sensation is weirdly familiar as if Benedict is pushing the buttons that had never been touched for years.
Sophie has no complaints about Benedict or their love life. He is the greatest husband/ father and the best at filling her needs, but that night, Benedict was…wild. He did not just fill her needs, he was making her explode into pieces. When they first started dating they were “at it like rabbits” (As Anthony had said), but after a few years with the boys, it’s true that he (and Sophie) had somewhat mellowed, but Sophie had enjoyed their sweet lovemaking all the same.
But his hands, and his lips and his fingers, god, it was as if Sophie was in her 20s all over again, when she was young and stupid, and still had her wild nights with Michael…
Michael…?
Ten and fifteen, Eh?
Sophie could swear she heard Michael’s low chuckle but as she managed to crack open her eyes, she only saw her loving husband, his dark ocean eyes filled with lust and…jealousy? Was Benedict jealous of someone?
But her thoughts were completely taken over by his touch as she suppressed a moan, every touch fumed the fire within her.
You like that, wouldn’t you?
“Ben…, Ben, Ben.”
Sophie felt a wave of panic as Michael’s Scottish accent vibrated through her ears. It was years ago for god’s sake, and she couldn’t be hearing his voice when her Benedict was pestering her with kisses.
“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Sophie could only reply to him with a moan and decided to let go of her confusion and doubt, drowning herself in Benedict’s touch.
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“…That was …wild.”
Sophie was completely out of breath and quite honestly, utterly exhausted when Benedict finally decided to let her go from his determined clutch. She mentally cursed herself for putting in a morning shift as she glanced at the clock; she could maybe manage to sneak in an hour of sleep. However she was in desperate need of a shower and considering she would have to wake up in an hour, Sophie knew that she couldn’t just doze off.
But with the thrilling weight of Benedict above pressing her down (and the overwhelming fatigue), she couldn’t quite bring herself to move and clean herself up right away.
“Did…did you like it…?”
Benedict’s voice was surprisingly meek, considering the intensity that had taken over him a few hours earlier.
“…Well, I….” Sophie found herself stumbling for words as she ran her fingers through Benedict’s dark curls.
It felt like I was having a threesome with you and Michael.
Could she say it?
Looking into Benedict’s soft puppy eyes, Sophie thought quite plainly ;
never.
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“Are you okay, Sophie? You look…tired.”
John was genuinely worried to see his boss looking completely sleep-deprived, with deep bags under her eyes. Normally Sophie would be like a breeze of spring air in his simple life but today…she was practically limping. John quickly got the peppermint tea ready and handed it over to Sophie, which she accepted with a tired, yet soft smile.
“I’m all right, John.” Sophie smiled weakly. “Thank you for the tea.”
“Anytime.” I love Sophie so much.
“How was your weekend? You said that you were going to the book fair in the 54th street...”
As John beamed (ecstatic that his loving Sophie had remembered his plans for the weekend) and was about to answer how great it was and he found the most amazing book Sophie would definitely like, his lovely conversation was interrupted by Kate, who came stumbling into the cafe looking as tired and sleep deprived as Sophie.
“Good morning Kate, can I get you some….”
“Coffee, John, please. And can you make it as strong as possible?”
Kate plopped herself on the sofa, grabbed the newspaper on the table, and locked eyes with Sophie, noticing the same jaded expression on her best friend’s face.
“Rough night, Sophs?”
“Oh don’t get me started,” Sophie answered in a sigh, handing over a giant mug to Kate as she too, stumbled on to the sofa and snuggled next to her.
On a usual monday, the two would dabble about the “rough night” for a minute or two, but on that morning, there was an akward silence between them.
“What is the matter with our husbands Sophie?”
Kate finally burped out.
“Oh I’ve been wanting to answer that question for many many years, Kate.”
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“How has no one ever danced with you? You are…you are beautiful,” Benedict murmured still sounding stupefied.
How could one not see that? Could they not see it in her smile, her words…even her very being?
“Yes, ofcourse, because a pretty face makes everything so much easier,” the girl gestured sarcastically, but he saw the glassiness in her eyes.
“A beautiful smile does.” The girl turned to him. Benedict stepped closer. “It is a crime that a woman with a spirit such as yours, a woman with such inner beauty shining out of her mesmerising smile, has never been asked to dance before. And it is an even worse crime that she does not believe she is all those things and more.”
He looked up to find that slightly shocked expression on her face; she swallowed it down.
“And what? You know this from one conversation?”
“Yes.”
Benedict loved words, he loved poetry. He loved the way that a string of sentences on paper could have such power over the heart and soul. But something about that single word seemed to hold the world. So he pressed forward and let his words hold his heart.
 “It is the same reason I know that I would be willing to be the one to show you that. To fulfil every one of your dreams.” He held out his hand. “That is, if you will let me.”
She looked between his eyes and his hand. A smile teased at her lips before she slipped her hand into his.
“One dance.”
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Chapter 2: Benedict.
Once upon a time, on a terrace, a boy met a girl who wore the most beautiful silver dress.
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