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#inkorrect kurse of strahd
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Ireena (About Ismark): “It’s like he’s an artist…and his canvas is misery”
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Aro: “Replacing my mental illness with vampirism.”
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Leoword (to Nox): “Hey man, I saw you from across the tavern and I really dig your tall dark and morally bankrupt murderer for hire vibe. Can I get your kill count?”
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inkorrectkurseofstrahd · 11 months
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Nox: “I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure.”
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Ismark: *Looks in the mirror* “Aww man, it’s me.”
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Leoword: “Let’s just knock on the door.”
Nox: “You are the absolute worst at recon, Leoword. You have the patience of a small child.”
Leoword: “Please, I have the patience of at least a normal sized child.”
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Kazimir: “Ha Ha, you will understand when you’re smarter.”
Pascha: “Don’t you mean older?”
Kazimir: *walks away*
Pascha: “…don’t you mean older?”
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inkorrectkurseofstrahd · 11 months
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Xénia: “I’m not like other girls. I don’t die when I’m killed.”
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Oarz: “I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.”
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Xénia: “This may shock you Nox, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers.”
Nox: “Many do.”
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Leoword: *GASP* “A money!”
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Tiffany: “Aro! Think about the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you!”
Aro: “Aww, man, where do I begin?”
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Leoword: “Hi, Nox.”
Nox: “Did I say anything last night to make you think this is okay?”
Leoword: “Ha ha you’re so funny but seriously you’re never gonna believe what just happened.”
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Kuro: “Can I help you?”
Nox: “Probably not.”
Kuro: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
Nox: “It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.”
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Xénia: “What do you want to do?”
Nox: “Nothing legal. Let’s get out of here.”
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Ines: “Where are you guys? You were supposed to be at the hideout hours ago!”
Kazimir: “We’re at the apothecary.”
Ines: “What? Oh my gods, why? What happened?”
Kazimir: “Pascha swallowed a watermelon seed.”
Ines: “S-so? It’s not like the plant is gonna to grow in his stomach or anything.”
Kazimir: “…We’ll be back in ten minutes.”
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