#indescribable noises

[crimeboys]

Wilbur: [in a silly, deep voice] Just be like, oh, I'm Technoblade, ooh, potatoes, I just want to- I just want to play with potatoes, ooh [Tommy laughs] I'm gonna-

Tommy: Listen, listen, he's on our side, now's not the time, now's not the time [Wilbur laughs] to be talking about him literally behind his back.

Wilbur: [in his normal voice] No, I'm enjoying- Tommy, Tommy! Tommy, we haven't- we haven't hung out like this in a while. It's been- it's been kind of cold. I like the- yeah.

#video #mine #vodblogging #normal posting #wil #chommy #crimeboys #clipped this scene bc wilbur saying ''we haven't hung out like this in a while'' made me make an indescribable noise of pain

[red-hot-moon]

Oh, you shouldn't have come here, Blondie.

MIAMI VICE 5x04 Bad Timing

#this one's for the whump enjoyers #two things: 1) he looks so good in jeans 2) when I saw that first shot of him tied up I made an indescribable noise #sonny crockett #don johnson #miami vice #give him a break... he's on holiday :( #blood tw #flashing #red hot gifs

[bitbytebot]

they’re just so……….yknow

#securitywaiter #fnaf #fnaf movie 2023 #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #g art #i’m just. indescribable noises #WHO NEEDS AN ART STYLE WHEN YOU CAN JUST DO WHATEVER #theres another similar art that i reblogged but i stg it was a weird coincidence #and thats good. i think they should yearn very close to each other more #sketchbook #my art

[mothmans-cumrag]

AZIRAPHALE JUST DRAGGED CROWLEY TO THE DANCEFLOOR AND I HONESTLY AM SCARED I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

#the noises that just came from my mouth are indescribable #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season two spoilers #lee posts

[keiyaku-tako]

can u say something in animal language?

Yes.

#I would write it out but it’s hard to write #azul ashengrotto #azul replies #kazumi speaks: indescribable cat noises??

[jiubilant]

in which my father weighs in on the tragedy of my microwave

#not tes #the noises it was making. indescribable

[seaquestions]

AAUODUFHHEOEOUUGHH……… exploding…!!! why are there so many problems today!!!

#incoherent turtle noises #yesterday: i sit and stare into the middle distance for ages with occasional breaks where One (1) thing happens #today: HELL ON EARTH ITS JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER AND EVERY MFER WANTS PARKING #and then i have to go in on friday where theres so many ppl coming in WWWEEEEHHHH….. #i do like the job actually but working has put into perspective how like. immature i am as a person still. i have so much growing to do. #i feel like i need to take improv classes for this lmao. the horrors are indescribable but girl you have got to serve.

[prapuna]

i finally got my assigned poem and its Not Good.

#krispeaks #nice message. one i agree with. and still the writing style makes me (indescribable noise) #will not be disclosing the title bcs the author is on tumblr

[transsexualhamlet]

ive been told about six times today that the completely empty location I'm sitting in during an off exam period is inappropriate simply because it is not The Designated Area. she followed me around the school shooing me away like a pigeon and told me to go outside if i didn't want to sit in the cafeteria which currently is being cleaned and smells. maam it is ten degrees below freezing. no i am not going outside and i am bothering Literally Nobody other than You

#rowan screams into the void #'stop using your mouth i am an adult and you are a child' 'im an adult' 'not in this school you're not you're going to learn you cant talk- #-like this in the real world you wouldn't say that to your boss' #'yes i would' #*indescribable noises* #she literally has a karen haircut its amazing #shes also the one person who even after being told by the Superintendent she had to use my pronouns Still Refuses #like maam . you do know you're also breaking rules by continuing to call me young lady every Fucking Sentence

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

took myself on a little day trip to the ocean and got dinner at a rotating bar on the wharf and then had the most infuriating drive home in the history of the world but n e ways I saw loads of sea lions here they are

#the noises these fellers were making… indescribable

[confinesofmy]

it's rabbit season rn which means that every time i drive anywhere i wind up seeing 20 buzzards on the road or adjacent to the road #justruralthingz #GodBlessOurRoadkillRemovalOfficers

#they present such a haunting visage #just so solemn and big and elegant #they're really slow and dignified #and i can't hear it in the car ofc but the noises their wings make when flapping makes me feel an indescribable feeling #it's some lizardbrain shit that's all i know #adam talks too much

[ottitty]

Haha lemme just- turns on brown noise and experiences a purely primal sense of existential terror

#i cannot understand how people find brown noise relaxing #i mean good for you if you do but something about it. just. #takes over my entire brain with an indescribable sense of eldritchian horror #shrimp emotions but make them Bad

[tagged-tombstone]

queer friendship is very much like queer dating. fuck the pleasantries tell me your pronouns and your trauma and let’s go get matching tattoos.

#true story okay #it literally happened to me #i finally have genderqueer friends and the joy has been indescribable #kat noises

[ezraphobicsoup]

the horrors

#(homework and having a body) #i am ok i just eweaaagaaaaayaaauf #yknow #tell you what i’m gonna have some breakfast maybe that’ll solve it #man imagine you go get breakfast and then they just give you top surgery then and there that would be actually probably not the best move #but i wouldn’t complain as such i dunno i just #tell you what i have been getting ever fonder of indescribed screaming noises to type out pretty fun stuff very accurate as well #ezra’s real life rambles #yeah ok i’m gonna breakfast then probably get the biology done?? the maths paper is like 65-75% done i think #oh yeah shit there are more people that follow me here now #feel free to ignore this i just end up rambling in tumblr tags when i have a minor inconvenience

[chillywillow1]

Someone should do Miku po pi po but with Hank Schrader making that noise

#willyisms #the noise is indescribable but he goes boing #from the remix

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

The First "I Love You" - Adam (Hazbin Hotel) x Fem!Reader SMUT

Summary: You tell Adam that you love him for the first time, the first of any of his wives to tell him that. Your confession of love leads to Adam showing you just how much he loves you back.

Contents/Possible Warnings: P in V sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink, cream pie, Adam being his usual insufferable self, SMUT, MDNI

The world outside of Eden's garden was a dangerous one, but your husband never failed to keep you safe. Adam had told you stories of the garden and how he lived there with Eve, years before your creation as his third wife. His tales of the place he described as Earth's own heavenly paradise where your every need was met always enamored you; for you too wished you could experience it with him by your side.

The possibility of that happening was long gone as soon as Eve bit into the forbidden apple, but without the actions of your predecessors, you wouldn't have come to be. In a way that even you admitted was a little fucked up, you were grateful that things happened the way they did, and you were grateful you got to meet the love of your life.

Adam was an asshole with an ego that was far too big, but at the end of it all, he was the same man who kept you safe during the day, and who held you at night, keeping you warm despite the cold night, just as he was in the present moment.

You snuggled up to him, your head laying on his chest while his hand absentmindedly combed through your hair; the two of you attempting to get some sleep, gazing up at the stars in the night sky. You certainly weren't in the Garden of Eden, but being with him was like your own personal paradise.

You looked up at him. His eyes were half-lidded and threatening to close from his quickly growing need for sleep. He yawned, pulling you closer, an action that earned a gentle smile from you. You leaned up, kissing him softly.

"Fuck was that for?" He questioned. "You tryin' to fuck, babe? Usually, I'd be thrilled, but I'm exhausted as shit right now."

You shook your head. "I just wanted to kiss you, is all." You replied, smiling at him warmly. He gave you a curious look, unfamiliar with the concept of a kiss that was more chaste in nature. Whenever he kissed you, or his previous wives, in the past it was in the throes of a lustful exchange.

"...Why? Do you want something else, or...?" Confusion filled his voice in a rare moment where he wasn't his usual confident, boisterous self. You shook your head. "I wanted to do it because I love you, Adam." Those last four words played on repeat in his head. "I love you, Adam."

The phrase "I love you," had been uttered by a human before; he had said it to Lilith, and then Eve, but never to you. Yet here you were, the first one to say it to him, all of your volition. The feeling in his heart was indescribable to him, something he never felt before, and it felt better than anything else. Knowing that the one he loved felt the same for the first time ever made him feel almost euphoric, and he was determined to get as much out of that feeling as possible.

His lips crashed against yours in a passionate kiss. He climbed on top of you, moving his lips down to your neck where he sloppily kissed and nibbled, earning a light moan from you; one of his favorite noises.

"Let me show you just how much I love you back," he said, voice low, his hands moving to your thighs. "You want that, don't you? Tell me just how much you want that, sweetheart." Your legs spread instinctively as he loomed over you, the pale moonlight of the night reflecting off of him and giving him an alluring glow.

"Adam, please," you breathed out, pulling him down, your faces nearly touching. "I want you so much. Make love to me, fill me up, do whatever you want to me—" He silenced you with another kiss, pushing into you slowly. You moaned into him, your arms wrapping around him in an attempt to get as close to him as you possibly could, savoring the intimacy of it all.

His thrusts were slow, yet deep, and the pace had you feeling every single inch of his cock inside of you. It was a welcome contrast to the usual way he fucked you; with quick, rough movements and an eagerness to reach only his climax and not yours. It seemed for once he was fully enjoying the pleasure shared between you, and in no real rush.

"Say it again," He told you, burying his face into the crook of your neck as his speed increased just slightly. "Say you love me, baby." With your mind clouded with pleasure you barely heard him, your only focus being on the way his cock fucked into your pussy. Unsatisfied with your response, he grabbed you by the chin, forcing you to look into his eyes filled with arousal, love, and a twinge of desperation.

"Say. It." He growled, each word followed with a sharp thrust that hit your sweet spot head-on.

"I love you—fuck! Adam!—" You threw your head back, arching your back as he rewarded you by speeding up, thick cock stretching you out perfectly with each movement. "Love you—fuck, yes!" You let out a loud moan as his fingers found your clit, rubbing it in a circular motion.

"Gonna fill you up," He groaned, the sound of his hips smacking against yours filling the air. "'I'm gonna get you pregnant, have you do what those other unfaithful bitches couldn't do for me. You probably want that more than anything, to be my perfect little wife who only loves me."

You only nodded at his words, practically drunk off of the feeling of his cock fucking into you so deliciously, your mind clouded with pleasure. Your nails dug into his back as you attempted to ground yourself, your orgasm barreling towards you; its arrival sure to be at any moment.

"Gonna cum—" He warned, moaning out your name in a way that made you even wetter than you already were. "Y-You gonna let me fill you up? Let me–oh shit—" He moaned again as you wrapped your legs around his waist, burying him in deeper and locking him in place at the same time. There was no pulling out now, not like he was going to anyways.

"Loveyouloveyouloveyou—Ah! Fuuuuck!" He growled, his hips stilling, warm cum spilling deep into you. The feeling of him filling you to the brim sent you over the edge, your climax consuming you.

You two remained in silence for a long couple of moments, looking into each other's eyes in a shared adoration before he pulled out, laying next to you. You closed your eyes, satisfied, yet tired.

"Come here," He said, voice gentle, pulling you closer and wrapping an arm around your waist. "Let's do that shit you always want to do after I fuck your brains out."

You furrowed your brows in a slight confusion before quickly realizing what he meant. You let out a giggle. "You mean cuddle, Adam? You usually just go to sleep afterward. What changed?"

He rolled his eyes in response to your question, trying to hold back the smile sneaking its way onto his face. "Trust me, I'm going to sleep, babe. Might as well hold onto you so you don't sneak off or some shit like all fucking women seem to do."

You ignored the implications of his comment, snuggling up to him. "I love you, Adam. I mean it. I'm not going anywhere."

He closed his eyes, enjoying the warmth in his heart from your words. "Love ya, too. Now go to sleep, the man needs to get his rest."

You closed your eyes, the feeling of him tracing imaginary patterns into your back lulling you to sleep. You loved him, and he loved you, even if he was still struggling to fully accept it.

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