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Shorty: "honey, can you take the trash out?"
Vinnie: "anything for you, baby~"
Vinnie: [turns to Kiro] "you heard the woman. Get the f*CK OUT"
Kiro: "F*CK YOU"
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Keinji: "🎉Happy New Year, big bro!🎉"
Kiro: "nothing 'happy' about new years"
Keinji: "...f*cking hell- fine. Neutral New Year, you edgy boring f*ck"
#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#incorrect quotes#kiro#keinji#kienji#yo whats the actual spelling of his name.....#anyways happy belated new years
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Keinji: [sneaks inside the house, tiptoes towards another room]
Kiro: [turns on flashlight and points at Keinji] "Keinji"
Keinji: [softly] "ah s*t"
Kiro: "Where the f*ck have you been? I've been waiting for you for 30 minutes"
Keinji: "I've been... with Nona"
Kiro: [raises eyebrow] "Nona? Nona who-"
Keinji:"NONA YOUR BUSINESS!" [SPRINTS AWAY]
Kiro: [frantically chases him] "you mOTHER F*CKER-"
#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#incorrect quotes#kiro#incorrect siftheads quotes#sift heads kiro#sift renegade#keinji#this was in Keinji's training days#kind of based on mod's hc tbh
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Vinnie: apparently, it's pride month
Shorty: you know what that means
Vinnie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shorty: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kiro:
Kiro: what
Kiro: Do you want us to sift like ...gay heads??
Kiro: what???????
#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#incorrect quotes#vinnie#kiro#incorrect siftheads quotes#sift heads kiro#sift heads vinnie#sift heads shorty#shorty#its that meme i just dont know where's the originak or what u call it#mod is just coping y'all deep inside they r panicking#pride month#fixed it a bit bc it feels weird
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Vinnie: "let's take a shot, kid!"
Kiro: "... where do you want me to shoot? At the head or??"
Vinnie:
#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#incorrect quotes#kiro#vinnie#incorrect siftheads quotes#sift heads kiro#sift heads vinnie#source: mod's family member
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Kiro: Just stay calm, you already have everything you need to beat him!
Kienji: The power to believe in myself?
Kiro: No, a knife! Stab him!
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(Source: SAO Abridged)
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Kiro: [in the bathroom]
Vinnie: [knocks the door] "you done yet??"
Kiro: [startled] "UhhHhhhHHHH" [looks at the tissue holder, realizing it's empty]
Kiro: "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT"
#incorrect siftheads quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#incorrect quotes#I hope this is fine alskfndsgds#source: https://www.tumblr.com/lolawashere/672588100121378816/meanwhile-on-twitter#more like inspired but yeah aslfndsgkd#sift heads#kiro#vinnie#sift heads kiro#sift heads vinnie
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Vinnie: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
Kiro: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch!
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Source: Tumblr Anonymous Ask
#Kiro#submission#Sift Heads#Vinnie#incorrect siftheads quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#lmaoo this one made mod chuckle ty
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Vinnie: Hello?
Kiro: Hey, what’s up?
Vinnie: I need your help, can you come here?
Kiro: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.
Vinnie: Alright well, hurry up and come over here.
Kiro: I can’t find them.
Vinnie: What do you mean, you can’t find them?
Kiro: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.
Vinnie: What do you mean, “There’s only soup”?
Kiro: It means there’s only soup.
Vinnie: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Kiro: Alright! You don’t have to shout at me!
Kiro: *step* *step* *step*
Kiro: There’s more soup.
Vinnie: What do you mean, “there’s more soup”?!
Kiro: There’s just more soup!
Vinnie: Go into the next aisle!
Kiro: There’s still soup!
Vinnie: Where are you right now?!
Kiro: I’m at soup!
Vinnie: What do you mean, you’re “at soup”?!
Kiro: I mean I’m at soup!
Vinnie: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Kiro: I’m at the SOUP STORE!
Vinnie: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Kiro: FUCK YOU!
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Source: Code MENT
#Vinnie#Kiro#submission#God bless u dude for being the first one to submit alkfsndskgds#mod appreciates#sift heads#incorrect siftheads quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#incorrect quotes#sh vinnie#sh kiro
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[Pre Sift-Renegade, at a restaurant]
Kiro: [staring at his food] "I don't... are you saying a shrimp fried this rice??"
Keinji: [pulling his face down] "no-"
#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#kiro#keinji#sift renegade#incorrect siftheads quotes#sift heads kiro#source: tumblr
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Vinnie: if you ever think you're safe. Just remember: we are out here... somewhere...
#incorrect siftheads quotes#sift heads#vinnie#I saw it in one post and said ''hey that's siftheads''#I HAVE SOME IDEAS YEYEYE#incorrect quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes
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Sam Lawrence: [pulls up a photo of Vinnie, Shorty, and Kiro] you know these three?
Mafia Goon: know them?? those dang bastards have been terrorizing us all freak'n year!
#source: Gravity falls#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#sift heads#sam lawrence#incorrect quotes#kiro#vinnie#shorty
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Shorty: "Remember sweetie! a gun is a girl's best friend~ <3 <3"
Claire: "um... don't you mean 'diamonds'?"
Shorty: [cocks sniper rifle] "no."
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Shorty: "oh please, hun. 'bad girl' is just another way of saying you're quirky. I am what you call a hazard to society"
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Vinnie: "Happy Valentine's day, baby! I got you a present"
Shorty: "hm? and what is that?"
Vinnie: "come see for yourself" [opens the curtain and reveals tons of mafia goons out to get their ass]
Shorty:
Shorty: [pulls out her guns] "OM- BABE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!! 🥰💕"
#and then they both had a killing spree#sift heads#vinnie#shorty#incorrect siftheads quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#incorrect quotes#HAPPY VALENTINES THOUGH Y'ALL#Valentines day 2022
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Kiro, tied up: I bet you piss yourself crying while listening to opera
Luzio: [chuckles] a unique imagination you have, but no. I don't listen to opera, neither do I piss-cry myself doing so
Rino: He does when he listens to Andrea Bocelli though
Kiro: [snorts]
Luzio: R I N O ?!?!
#kiro#luzio#rino#sift heads#sift heads cartel#sift heads worlds#honestly this is rooted from my childhood but I won't explain further#incorrect siftheads quotes#incorrect-siftheads-quotes#you guys saw nothing
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