JD, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Mackenzie: Get the FUCK out of my car.
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Naruto Shippuden ✨️🍃
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Vane: If I treat people kindly, they call me an adeptus
Vane: and if I put them in their place, they call me a witch.
Vane: but one thing you’ll never hear them call me, is human.
Vane: They all seem to agree that I’m fundamentally… different… from them.
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Fenn: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Guy: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Fenn: I've never heard you laugh before.
Guy: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Toa: *Sighs* Do you not understand the concept of personal space?
MC: What’s the problem? I don’t allow anyone to touch me unless it’s necessary.
Toa: I was talking to HIM. *Gestures to Fenn, sitting in MC’s lap*
Fenn: *Nuzzles even closer to MC* This is considered necessary!
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Luke, setting a card down: Ace of spades
Baba, pulling out a UNO card: +4
Ota, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you
MC: what you playing?
Soryu: my nerves
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Another incorrect quote I thought suited these three idiots. I can’t with Kei and Kazu’s face 🤣
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Guy and Roy Plotting
Guy: So here's the plan. If I have no luck winning her over, you go after her and make her your wife
Roy: Right, then after I gain her power
Guy: Yes
Roy: I kill her
Guy: Work in progress but sure
Roy: Then you use her power to conquer the world
Guy: Correct
Roy: Then we marry and live happily ever after
Guy: What?
Roy: WHAT?
Guy:
Roy:
Guy: ... Do make an effort not to spend time with Fenn too much. His humor is beginning to rub off on you and its distasteful
Roy: Aha. A joke. Yes, of course. Apologies my lord. *cry's in gay*
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Vivienne: *Gently taps table*
Zoe: *Taps back*
Mc: What are they doing?
Nikolai: Morse code.
Zoe: *Aggressively taps table*
Vivienne: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Zyglavis: "I was taught to think before I act."
Zyglavis: "So if I ever smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I'm confident in my decision."
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Josh: To be completely honest, your girlfriend scares me a little.
Astoria MC: Medusa? She wouldn't hurt a fly!
Josh: That's reassuring.
Charybdis: She would kill a man, though.
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MC: I don't think she did it
Medusa: Okay, MC, I trust your gut. Let's go free an innocent woman.
MC: Nice! All my dreams are coming true. You and me, getting a lady off together...
Medusa:
Medusa: You know how that sounds, right?
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Court of darkness incorrect quotes
Toa: What are you doing here?
MC: I-
Toa: Five. Words. Or. Less.
MC: Out
MC: For
MC: a
MC: walk
MC:
MC: Bitch
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Roy: good morning my anal princess💞
Roy: *ANGEL
Roy: OH MY GOF
MC: I SCREAMED
Roy: IM SO SORRY
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Court of Darkness: Just a Scratch
MC: I’m not hurt badly Toa!
Toa: I’ll be the judge of that.
MC: All my bleeding’s internal! That’s where the blood is supposed to be!
Toa: …why are you like this?
Toa: Indefinite bed rest it is.
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Soryu: Baba reminds me of a cloud
Ota: what, why?
Soryu: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day
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