Macau: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Porchay : Weight loss? Drink water.
Pete: Clear skin? Drink water.
Vegas : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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pete: *proceeds to sit on a chair*
vegas: what are you doing?
pete: my legs are tired, i just wanna sit
vegas: then what my face was made for???
kinn: are you serious? we're in the middle of the meeting
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Tankhun: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…
Kinn: Eyeliner
Pol: Ballgowns
Porsche: Battle armour
Vegas: The blood of your enemies
Kim: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
Pete: Glasses
Tankhun: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick
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Tankhun: Truth or dare?
Porsche: Dare
Tankhun: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Porsche: Hey, Kinn?
Kinn, blushing: Yes?
Porsche: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Pete.
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Kinn: Did you take out Vegas as I requested?
Pete: Vegas has been taken out, yes.
Kinn: Great jo-
Pete: It was a great restaurant.
Pete: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Pete: Vegas proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Kidnapper: We have your husband
Pete: Am I on speaker?
Kidnapper: yes
Pete: try not to kill him
Kidnapper: If you want him alive you have to give us 20 million baht
Pete: I'm talking to my husband
Kidnapper: wha- *Screaming noises*
Pete: *sighs* not again
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Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them
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Chay: my hands are cold
Kim grabs them immediately
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Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold
Shoves them against Kinns neck
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Tankhun *crying*: my poor baby pete. vegas definitely fooled him. He didn’t see his red flags.
Porsche: oh no no no no haha, pete saw the red flags. He saw them and used them as blindfolds so he could have kinky sex with vegas. He walked straight into hell looking the devil in the eyes, straddled his lap and made him his bitch.
Tankhun:
Porsche:
Porsche: I am just as shocked as you
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Pete: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Vegas: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Pol: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Arm: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.
Pete: You're both losing this game.
Arm: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Pete: Vegas Theeranpanyakul.
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Would you love me if I were a worm: Kinnporsche edition
Porsche: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Kinn: ….. yes
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Pete: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Vegas, terrified: Um….. What answer doesn’t get me divorced?
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Chay: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Kim, pulling out a gun: Who the fuck turned you unto a worm?!?
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Tankhun, crying: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Arm, for the third time that week: Babe, I already told you. Yes. I would love you no matter what
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Kim: Am I the only one who has never slept with a bodyguard?
Kinn, Vegas: You've always been different…
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KP braincells and their use. (PT. 1)
Kinn : Has 2 brain cells, one of them is doing tax evasion and the other is staring at Porsche's ass.
Porsche : Has 2 brain cells. Uses none, shares 1 with Pete.
Pete : Has 2 brain cells. One is repressed horny, other one is shared with Porsche.
Vegas : Has 2 brain cells. One is angsty-emo teenager-murderer-psycho and the other loves Pete, Macau and his hedgehogs.
Kim : Has 2 brain cells. Got tazed off. No other explanation for him leaving.
Chay : Has braincells. Uses them all.
Tankhun : Has exactly 3.1416 braincells, refuses to use any.
Arm : Has braincells. They do all the work for others so he has none working for him.
Pol : What are brain cells??? Do they jail your thoughts??? Like prison cells???
Pt.2
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