#incorrect ts quotes

[matt-w-blogging]

Patton, when Janus and Roman are fighting: Well, I guess we'll just have to look for proof to see who's not being truthful!

Janus, studying his gloves: Go ahead, search my room; I have nothing to hide.

Roman, indignant: Oh, and I do?!

Janus: Uh, did I say anything about you, stupid bitch?

Roman: ...

Janus, scoffing: Egocentric much?

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[canon-transgender-virgil]

Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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[logan-the-artist]

Virgil’s favourite hobby is saying the most absurd things Logan has ever heard.

@thatsthat24

commission me!

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[anothertssincorrectquotesblog]

Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.

Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.

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[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Patton: it’s April First!

Logan: no it isn’t

Patton: oh, I thought it was

Logan: April Fools

Logan: did I do that right?

Virgil: that was perfect, Lo

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[spoondrifts]

moar

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

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[blackoutbugza]

sanders sides incorrect quote

remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!

logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.

remus: (smile fades)

logan:

remus:

logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.

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[takethesunnysideup]

Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.

Remus: What’cha guys talking about?

Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.

Logan: Uh, why?

Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?

Roman: Remus can’t spell..

Logan: What?

Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.

Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Aww..

Logan: What’s happening?

Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Remus: What’cha talking about?

Roman: Taxes.

Remus: Aw, shucks.

Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??

Remus: Treat??

Roman: No treat!

Remus: Treat?

Roman: No treat!

Remus: Awww…

Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.

Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?

Remus: Snack?!?!

Janus: Oh, dude, really??

Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!

Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.

Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?

Remus: TREAT???

Roman: NO TREAT.

Remus: TREAT????

Roman: NO TREAT.

Remus: TREAT??

Roman: NO TREAT!

Remus: GOD DAMNIT!

Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.

Remus: Yeaaahhh :)

Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??

Remus: Party.

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[emoprincey]

Logan: How long have you been down there?

Orange: I've been in hiding for over 20 years now. Three years ago, I made the mistake of spending a whole night outside my safehouses. I was almost beaten to death by an angry emo.

Logan: That'll be our Virgil.

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[blazethecheeto]

Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.2

Virgil: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Janus: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

-

Roman: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Logan: I would say infinitesimally, ha.

Patton: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

-

Thomas: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

-

Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Remus: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Patton:

Patton: *sobs*

Janus: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

-

Remy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Thomas:

Remy: Vroom vroom, come out already

-

Roman: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Virgil: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

-

Logan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Patton: Exercise more!

Remus: Set yourself on fire.

Virgil: There are two kinds of people.

-

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[matt-w-blogging]

Roman, sagely: Treat bugs as you wish to be treated.

Patton: Killed without hesitation.

Roman: NO— Do you need to talk?

Patton, voice breaking: Yeah that'd be nice

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[randomnerd737]

(after a prank from Janus and Remus) Virgil: is it just me or was that suspiciously well planned out? Roman: yeah, actually, now that I think about it. Logan: yeah. whoever made that plan must have been really smart and cool and very good at his job. everyone: Patton, upset: Logan!

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[logan-the-artist]

i cant stop drawing incorrect quotes

based on this post

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[canon-transgender-virgil]

Janus: Stupidity should be outlawed.

Virgil: Oh? What would happen to the twins?

Logan, fed up with their shit: Life sentence.

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