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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Steel: You’ve made an enemy this Friday.

Mufflerkrunk: It’s Tuesday

Steel: Good to know.

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Scootio: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ricky: Put spaghetti in it.

Scootio: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Loop: Put spaghetti in it.

Scootio: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

DJ: Put spaghetti in it.

Scootio: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Bunker: How do I make you understand? I am like Superman and the people of this city are like the citizens of Gotham.

Scootio: That’s Batman

Ricky: That’s Batman

Bunker: Okay, I’m Aquaman. Where does he live?

DJ: The ocean

Bunker: I work with a bunch of nerds

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Maxwell: Hey there, demons, it’s me. Ya boy.

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Don: I may seem like a barmy ol’ git now, but when I wasn’t so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do

Scootio: Translate?

Loop: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Scootio: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ricky: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Blip: Change is inedible.

Dasher: Don't you mean inevitable?

Blip, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Ricky: It costs $0 to keep rude comments to yourself

Toot: It also costs $0 to say them out loud, so I’m good

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Mrs. Bikely: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?

Maxwell: A nap

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Ricky: Quiet dignity?

Ricky: Have you MET us?

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Scootio: Do you care if I take the skin out of this Furby?

Scootio: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Scootio: Also I want to softhack it’s circuits

Maxwell: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Scootio: [reading Ricky’s note to everyone] I think my drone could kick your drone’s butt. Not because your drone is a girl though, I’m not sexist, my drone is just really mad all the time.

Scootio: How do I even respond to this?

Ricky: [bursting into the room] Those were meant to be private!

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Ricky: In the words of a very wise Bed Bath & Beyond employee I once knew:

Ricky: Go ahead and cry all you want, but you’re gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Blip: I’ve looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and make smoothies for. The closest I’ve come is Dasher.

Loop: They do love your smoothies.

Blip: It’s the cinnamon. I add cinnamon.

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Blip: I’m gonna play a song for you right now

Blip: It’s called “my life so far”

Blip: [Takes a deep breath, plays a chord]

Blip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[prof-blipmufflerkrunk]

Hank: Look at all these dishes. I used to just throw them in the sink and they’d be magically cleaned up by morning.

Helen: I did that. I cleaned the dishes.

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