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greghatecrimes · 4 months
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Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love
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Y/N: Is that your hand on my ass?
House: Yep, it was an accident.
Y/N: Your hand is still on my ass.
House: Accidentally.
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ris-multi-fandom · 1 year
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Wilson: *holding a piece of paper* What’s this?
House: That’s my to do list.
Wilson:
House:
Wilson: It’s just my name written over and over again.
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megline · 6 months
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Chase: this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done!
House: what a boring life you have!
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idoijustdontcare · 11 months
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House: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Wilson: You’re loud and obnoxious around me.
House: Duh.
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gustingirl · 2 years
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Cuddy: [texting] where are you and Wilson? You're late.
House: WE'RE FUCKING!!!
House: GETTING!!! [not delivered]
House: DRINKS!!! [not delivered]
Cuddy: ok.
House: NO, WAIT [not delivered]
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i-steal-oats · 11 months
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me and my friend got 🍃 and assigned house md characters soda.. these are the results:
house: lime coke
cuddy: mellow yellow
wilson: coke in a can
foreman: crush
chase: lymonade sprite
cameron: sprite
taub: pib xtra diet
thirteen: mtn dew live wire
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glossglamour · 8 days
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i know i just posted this like a week ago But. now im posting it again. this time with a picture !
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It's all about specificity
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houseswife · 4 months
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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries
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greghatecrimes · 5 months
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what do you mean this wasn’t canon
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aroacespencerreid · 8 months
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ris-multi-fandom · 2 years
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House: Do you care if I take the skin off this furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin on his path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
House: Also I want to softhack all his circuits.
Wilson: I literally don’t care what you do just never never say anything that frightening again.
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hugeegosorry · 8 months
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i have so many text posts saved i need to do another what am i doing part soon. in the meantime enjoy more badly edited hilson singles
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vexedconfidant · 5 months
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(grey is wilson blue is house)
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gustingirl · 2 years
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[When Cuddy lost Wilson in a crowd]
Cuddy: Have you seen my friend?
Cuddy: Very tall, brown eyes, long hair..?
Cuddy: Clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet
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