#incorrect fe3h quotes

[the-herdier]

Sylvain: "Hey! We're doing a lunchtime survey of new people. Can you answer a few questions?"

Byleth: "OK."

Sylvain: "Is your muffin buttered?"

Byleth, confused: "... What?"

Sylvain, smirking: "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

Byleth: "My what?"

Dimitri: "Is he bothering you?"

[Dimitri turns to Sylvain.]

Dimitri: "Sylvain, why are you such a skeeze?"

Sylvain: "I'm just being friendly."

Dimitri: "Sylvain. You do not come to a party at my house with Felix and then scam on some poor innocent person right in front of us three days later. They're not interested."

#source: mean girls #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #incorrect fire emblem quotes #incorrect fe3h quotes #sylvain jose gautier #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #byleth #felix fraldarius #sylvix kind of #for the naive: buttering someone's muffin is a euphemism for... intimate activity

[callmewishful]

Rodrigue: Do you have any ideas on how to get His Majesty to stop charging recklessly into battle?

Matthias: I have plenty of ideas.

Rodrigue: They cannot involve violence.

Matthias: I have no ideas.

#here’s the thing #it works for both Lambert AND Dimitri #Rodrigue is exasperated #with Matthias and his kings #But he follows both anyway to keep them in line #matthias raoul gautier #rodrigue achille fraldarius #incorrect few3h quotes #incorrect fe3h quotes

[youtubesavedmylife]

Fire Emblem: Three Houses Characters as Things My Family Has Said (⚠️General Spoilers)

Blue Lion:

Dimitri: "Give me access to the seratonin as I have never had before."

Dedue: "Ma'am please this is a Wendy's."

Sylvain: "I swear there's nothing in my underwear but me."

Felix: "Well, if Sylvain gets his butt cherry popped, it's his problem not mine, as long as it's his decision."

Ingrid: "NO DICK-WHIPPING DURING FAMILY TIME!"

Annette: "It was a snacks-ident."

Ashe: "Imma bad book! You can't read me!"

Mercedes: "This is for a girl that likes pink, plastic roses, and Sothis."

Black Eagle:

Edlegard: “I don't know, I might body swap with Dimitri just so I could kill myself.”

Hubert: "I probably scared them off with my scent."

Ferdinand: "If I had known about polyamory in college I probably would've done it."

Bernadetta: "I can't even scream, I just got that Windows XP load up noise."

Lindhardt: "I firmly believe I am asexual, but nothing gets me going like a tall woman."

Caspar: "My friend asked me 'if you were a pinata, what would you drop' and I said adderall and lego studs."

Dorthea: "If a guy wants to get you pregnant, tell him you left your vagina in your other pants."

Petra: *opening a peanut* "Oh I got a double nut!"

Golden Deer:

Claude: "Bro, being sad is dumb."

Hilda: "I got excited and forgot about the consequences of winning."

Ignatz: "He could cream his shorts and still be like 'it's okay'."

Raphael: "I need to Google why my farts smell so bad."

Marianne: "She's just hypersensitive to that good good."

Lorenz: "Ugh, women don't deserve a history month."

Leonie: "Me when I become your stepdad."

Lysithea: "No, honey. You should've been euthanized at 15."

Ashen Wolves:

Yuri: "I'll suck the emperor's ass before I let anyone convince me my father is a good man."

Hapi: "Why would you wanna be a politician? That just automatically makes you an ass."

Constance: "She's the definition of 'my life sucks so I guess I'll eat dirt.'"

Balthus: "I want people to lure me out places with meat on a stick."

Other:

Byleth: "Some of the teachers would sit in the cafeteria, making sure the natives don't go wild."

Rhea: "What about 'fuck dem kids'?"

Sothis: "I'm bout to Ooguay outta here."

Seteth: "STOP DON'T TAKE MY CHILD!! That's theft."

Flayn: "I'm gonna guppy your bubbles if you don't shut up."

Cyril: "The coolest thing I've ever made is a breakthrough in counseling."

Catherine: "I didn't body slam her, I accidentally pushed her."

Shamir: "I have a lot of problems and most of them have to do with straight people."

Alois: "I hope one day I'll never stop being funny."

Jeralt: “Please don't do anything behind my back, I'm sensitive there.”

Manuela: "I fulfilled my middle-class white girl duties today."

Hanneman: "Why do something if you're not going to research it?"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fe3h quotes #fe3h incorrect quotes #fire emblem three houses #fe3h

[texts-from-3h]

#texts from fe3h #fe3h #sylvain jose gautier #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #dimivain #incorrect quotes #queue

[inferno-mp3]

#the savescum date one is based off of what i did during my fe3wh playthrough #and i used sylvain's school sprite because that's how i had him during it and i refuse to acknowledge that his hopes hairstyle exists #fire emblem three houses #fe3h meme #fe3h shitpost #fe3h incorrect quotes #hilda valentine goneril #dorothea arnault #sylvain jose gautier #flayn #felix hugo fraldarius #ferdinand von aegir #edelgard von hresvelg #dedue molinaro #ingrid brandl galatea #seteth #hubert von vestra #shez #annette fantine dominic #leonie pinelli #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von reigen

[givemeallyourpenny]

It’s always “how dare you plunge the world into a bloody war” and never “how was overthrowing the church? Was it fun? It looked fun”

#edelgard von hresvelg #fe3h #fe3h incorrect quotes #fire emblem three houses #black eagles

[fodlans-most-depressed]

original post by @incorrect-three-houses-quotes

#fe3h #fe3h meme #fe16 #pre-ts #felix hugo fraldarius #fe16 felix #fe3h felix #annette fantine dominic #annette fe3h #annette fe16 #possibly netteflix #netteflix #incorrect quotes #source: ???

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!

Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!

Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!

#mercie deserves some shenanigans too #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #sylvain jose gautier #mercedes von bartels #mercedes von martritz #blue lions #fe3h #fe three houses #fe3h incorrect quotes #fe3h shitpost #incorrect quotes

[givemeafish]

Turning unhinged quotes from my DnD group into Three Houses dialogue to stop myself from looking up Three Hopes spoilers before my copy ships

#fe3h shitpost #fe three houses #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem incorrect quotes #Fe3h incorrect quotes #fe16 #Fe3h #black eagles #fire emblem black eagles #linhardt von hevring #petra macneary #edelgard von hresvelg #caspar fire emblem #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #Fodlan frames #hilda valentine goneril #edelgard #caspar von bergliez #dorothea arnault #Please ignore my be favoritism I tried v hard to mitigate it #Unsuccessfully as usual #No Claudes were harmed in the making of this post #He did not fuck the rat king #Anyways be prepared to see like twenty of these posts for the next three days #Bc the amnt of effort it takes to restrain myself from looking up Claude villain arc spoilers? Unreal #mine

[themgloucestergenesarestrong]

Dimitri: care for weed?

Dedue: does your mother know you are eating that trash

Dimitri: not anymore

Dimitri *starts signing*: when mom was alive-

#source: heathers #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #dedue molinaro #incorrect quotes

[the-herdier]

Ferdinand: Get thee behind me, foul fiend.

Ferdinand, smiling and holding the door open for Hubert: After you.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fe3h quotes #fe3h #source: good omens #hubert von vestra #ferdinand von aegir #ferdibert

[callmewishful]

Rodrigue, to Matthias: They say laughter is the best medicine but you’re immune to it.

#back on my cheeky insult posting #whoops #rodrigue achille fraldarius #matthias raoul gautier #incorrect fe3h quotes

[kiveriah]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fe3h #fe3h #fe hubert #fire emblem #three houses #posting it here too

[texts-from-3h]

#texts from fe3h #fe3h #ingrid brandl galatea #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #dedue molinaro #felix hugo fraldarius #sylvain jose gautier #dimidue #Sylvix #incorrect quotes #queue

[inferno-mp3]

#fire emblem three houses #fe3h meme #fe3h shitpost #fe3h incorrect quotes #yuri leclerc #sylvain jose gautier #byleth eisner #mercedes von martritz #dedue molinaro #lorenz hellman gloucester #claude von reigen #bernadetta von varley #jeralt eisner #sothis #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #catherine #raphael kirsten

[givemeallyourpenny]

Fe3h as some of the silly posts that have crossed my dash

#fe3h incorrect quotes #ashe ubert #byleth eisner #kronya #lysithea von ordelia #dorothea arnault #fe hapi #balthus von albrecht #bernadetta von varley #ferdinand von aegir