It’s always “how dare you plunge the world into a bloody war” and never “how was overthrowing the church? Was it fun? It looked fun”
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Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!
Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!
Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!
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Felix: Ghosts aren't real, and the dead are gone forever - if you keep clinging to them, you'll drive yourself crazy. Sure, maybe I lie awake at night tormented by the fact that my father and brother both died while I lived even though i didnt deserve it, but I carry on and live for the living because I have no other choice. To survive, you must focus instead on the things you can still protect. You have to become the sword and shield for everyone else and make that your entire purpose. This is very healthy.
Dimitri: that's weird because I just talked to your dad's ghost and he said he's proud of you
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Edelgard and Hubert when I recruited their whole class to Golden deer.
Meanwhile Claude
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FE:3H but the house leaders are gen Z
Claude: it’s giving stuck up bitch lmao
Edelgard: it’s giving closeted gay bitch boy who knows he won’t amount to anything because of his commitment issues so he hides behind a veil of humor and lies
Claude:
Claude: damn ok :’)
Dimitri: hey guys, i think i might be autistic :/
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"Ferdie, I want you to look in my eyes. I AM BISEXUAL. I LOVE TIDDIES."
Dorothea
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Mercedes: Don't wish ill upon strangers.
Felix: Great advice but remember that if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy. Hope this helps.
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Edelgard: Everyone always asks me, how do you handle your husband?
Edelgard: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over him whatsoever. This morning, Claude called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, he shot me in the throat with a nerf gun
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Sylvain: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ingrid: Wasn't Dimitri with you?
Dimitri: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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