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[the-skull-breaker]

Chrome : which one of you is gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?

Valkyon : y-you were putting it in cold water... ?

Ezarel : Chrome. answer the question Chrome.

Chrome : yeah ??? I thought for, like, 5 years that people were putting it in hot water to speed-up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason...

Ezarel : you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ???

Nevra : why are you... putting the water in the microwave... to boil it ???

Ezarel : do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ???

Nevra : it takes less than a minute !

Ezarel : bestie, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN ???

Nevra : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE ???

Ezarel : like SEVEN MINUTES !

Nevra : just take the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a sauce pan...

Ezarel : crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove ??? ON MEDIUM HEAT ??? your stove is enchanted...

Leiftan : every second person here is a fucking lunatic...

Lance : DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE ?!!

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[prettymilotic]

Erika: *Yawn*

Huang Hua; Tired ?

E: Yeah... I didn't sleep well.

HH: You know what It's said: If you can't sleep. That's mean someone's thinking about you

E: Who the hell is thinking about me at 2 a.m. ?

Nevra, Ezarel, Valkyon and Leiftan: *Look away*

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[eldaryadiary]

Huang Hua: Lance is the best guy around. Erika: What about the people he murdered ? Huang Hua: What murder ?

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[party-in-eldarya]

Take your time, don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass You'll find a woman, and you'll find love And don't forget son there is someone up above.

And be a simple kind of man Be something you love and understand

Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself Follow your heart and nothing else And you can do this, oh, baby, if you try All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied. 

Words from Verom to young Leiftan, awfully misinterpreted. 

Because someone HAD to tell Leiftan there will be that “promised” woman for him, and to wait for her and I think that old father-figure that is Verom could try to cheer up the orphaned, lonely aengel this way. If only he knew...

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[livira]

That's how the 5th episode felt like:

How Nevra states a situation:

Nevra: Very well.

And when Nevra ask about the others opinion:

All: *agrees in unison*

Nevra: Perfect.

And myself:

Me: ...Whoa, man. You're so a coincident person lol.

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[averil2004]

*During battle of Eldarya*

Erian *to Lance*: You see... You messed with my friends and now I'm going to f*ck you!

Everyone: ...

Nevra: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ezarel: It's f*ck you up, bro.

Erian: Wait, what did I say?

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[boredgramlin]

Valkyon: Lance stop killing our teammates! We're gonna lose again!

Lance: Sorry, bad habits...

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[vv-world]

Karenn: I told Erika her ears flush when she lies.

Nevra: Hm? Why?

Karenn: Just you wait.

Karenn: Hey Erika! Do you love my brother?

Erika *covering her ears*: No.

Nevra: ...You are a genius, I love it.

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[linaselandbasil]

"I have a perfect body!.... In my fridge!"-Lance

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[the-skull-breaker]

Nevra : bro, what's your body count ?

Leiftan : oh, me ? dang like 30 now.

Nevra : by the oracle, you are a hoe !

Leiftan : how does that make me a-... wait are you talking about people we slept with ?

Nevra : ye-yeah...

Leiftan : oh ! well I haven't done that yet.

Nevra : then... then why you'd say 30... ?

Leiftan : *giggle then looks straight at the camera*

Nevra : BRO ! WHAT DOES 30 MEAN ???

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[prettymilotic]

Ezarel: I'm going to get myself some hot honey tea.

Ewelein: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Ezarel: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Ezarel coming back holding his hand: I burned myself. 

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[taisha-san]

Lance: Imagine being like...gay or something like that

Alexander: Lance we been sleeping together for like 8 months

Lance:...But that's not like gay, gay you know

Alexander: Lance you're literally a bottom

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[party-in-eldarya]

When I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It’s how I’ve learned to survive through everything. -Imogene

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[ezarelz]

Once upon an Obsidian Guard's reunion

Lance: *ends reunion* Are there any questions?

MC: *raises hand*

Lance: Questions related to the topics we've just discussed

MC: *lowers hand*

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[averil2004]

Erian: What do you have?

Chrome: A KNIFE!

Leiftan: NO!

*Meanwhile*

Miiko, Ezarel, Erika and literaly anyone: Why do they call them "The Golden Trio"?

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[vv-world]

Erica: What do you want to eat, my dear?

Ashkore: The pain of the eldarians

Valkyon: A hamburger

Ashkore: NO.

Valkyon: Two hamburgers

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