Boo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Erik: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Erik: Is something burning?
Boo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Erik: Boo, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Erik, texting Boo: Text me when you’re home safely.
Boo: I’m home dangerously.
Erik: Stop it.
Boo: I’m home lethally.
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Erik: What is wrong with you?
Boo: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Erik: I am convinced Scott and Kyle share a brain cell.
Boo: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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Erik: That’s illegal, right?
Boo: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Erik: No-
Boo: Then shut the fuck up.
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Erik: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Boo: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Kyle: How late were you up last night?
Erik & Boo, in tandem: Me?
Kyle: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Kyle, to Scott: You.
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Boo: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Boo: Ask me to kill for you.
Erik: …First of all, calm down-
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Boo: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection.
Erik: Gives her a strange look and hands her a piece of gum
Boo, thinking: Gum would be perfection.
Boo, thinking: Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick.
Boo, thinking: But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection.
Boo, thinking: I loathe myself.
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Erik: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Boo: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Erik:
Erik: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Boo: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Erik: Peonies, why?
Boo:
Erik: Were you going to get me flowers?
Boo:
Erik:
Boo: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Boo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Erik: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Boo: Eric, you love me, right?
Erik: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Erik: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Boo: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Erik: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Boo: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
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