I have no shame
Crossing the International Matpat Canon Line to offer up a Escape the Night Crack Fic idea. The server in Joey's diner is Ness from the FNAF movie.
Like imagine, Joey looks up all excited, expecting this:
Competent, traumatized love of his life SAE Agent Matpat
And instead its this guy:
Gay, AuADHD, always a service worker!Ness. He's just a sweet, hyperactive guy, trying to take Joey's order.
Joey: OMG Matt, there's an eyeball in my milkshake!
Ness: Oh no! You're so right, eyeballs are totally out of season! I don't know what the kitchen was thinking! I'm so sorry, can I get you a side of Hand instead? A plate of fingies for the table?
The man doesn't even question a stranger calling him Matt, so long as he tips.
He takes human souls as a legal tender btw.
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Fort Max at a petting zoo + Fort Max being a ref at the puppy bowl bc I think he'd be a good ref
also this was meant to be an ask doodle but I think I accidentally deleted it??? That or I completely imagined someone asking for him...
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hey will be off tumblr for the rest of the week - things are Happening again and my head feels ready to explode.........would really appreciate prayer again. I'm constantly feeling like I'm on the brink of something (I don't KNOW what) terrible and I need to figure things out without before my body really DOES decide to shut down from the stress and the strange depressive dread that has been very difficult to shake this month. I would like to not feel like crying or throwing up at certain points in the day and also would like to not be so exhausted in the heart and mind area so that I can actually deal with these things. Especially since finals are looming ahead
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You've heard of a Bed and Breakfast, well get ready for
[Photo ID: There's an image of omelette with a small portion cut off and a fork in it. Inside the omelette is a tiny image of the sleeping grandfather in his bed from Stardew Valley. ID End]
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