#im like 99% sure its dot but who fucking knows.
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Untitled's Prompt Writing - Generic
This 1/3 list of Prompts that I would like to do writing on Steve Harrington (I know, I'm biased. Sue Me.)
18/1/23 - Change of plans more bois are coming into the picture 😆
All of the lists will be credited to @justforshitsandcackles - I just changed some of them to fit to the universes I will write about. I'll roll a dice thrice to know who will I do the story about, what genre and number I do.
There will be no requests, but I could change my mind over time :3
1. “You know we’re meant to be.”
2. “The thought of losing you scares me.”
3. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
4. “You’re staring again.”
5. “Wow. you look stunning.”
6. “What are you doing here? It’s late.”
7. “I missed you so much.”
8. “Don’t smile at me like that. You know it drives me crazy.”
9. “Mine.”
10. “I’m going to marry you one day.”
11. “You cant banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”
12. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
13. “Stop being so cute.”
14. “I feel like i cant breathe when i’m around you.”
15. “It was a joke, baby. I swear.”
16. “Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment?”
17. “Will you just hold me?”
18. “What do you have behind your back?”
19. “Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”
20. “You look really good in my sweater.”
21. “No, i’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”
22. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
23. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.”
24. “Lets just stay in bed.”
25. “Is that my shirt?”
26. “No, like..its just, i cant believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
27. “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
28. “Are you planning to stay glued to my side the whole day?”
29. “Wow- you look…amazing.”
30. “I’m not jealous! Its just..you’re mine!”
31. “You snuck into my room, at 4am…to cuddle?”
32. “This is gonna sound cheesy but….I love when you’re half asleep and talking nonsense.”
33. “What? No! I wasn’t staring…I-I was looking at something behind you!”
34. “Stop being so cute.”
35. “Tell me again.”
36. “Can’t you stay a little longer?”
37. “Because i love you god damnit!”
38. “Wait a minute.. are you jealous?”
39. “I really want to kiss you right now.” || “Then do it.”
40. “I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
41. “I heard that!” || “You were supposed to!”
42. “I turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.”
43. “Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”
44. “Why should we date?” || “Because we’re attracted to each other.” || “I’m attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”
45. “Where have you been all my life?” || “Hiding from you.”
46. “Somehow, i always seem to end up here. With you.” || “Soulmate shit, it’s hardcore as hell.”
47. “I love you.” || “Thats nice.”
48. “How do i look?”
49. “If i didn’t know you better, i’d say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”
50. “No! It’s your turn!”
51. “Enjoying the view, beautiful?”
52. “Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”
53. “I cant sleep without you. I need my personal body heater and cuddles.”
54. “How am i supposed to spoil you when you wont accept my gifts?”
55. “While i do enjoy the silent treatment, i wasn’t aware i had done anything to you.”
56. “What, you’ve never thought about us?”
57. “Why is your hand sweating so much?”
58. “So, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?”
59. “Im pretty sure your mom hates me.”
60. “You’re such a fun drunk.”
61. “Since my dog likes you then i guess i like you.”
62. “Tell them to fuck off.”
63. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
64. “I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”
65. “Could you not suck for five minutes?”
66. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
67. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”
68. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
69. “Well thats tragic.”
70. “I’m too sober for this.”
71. “You are actually insane!”
72. “I think you’re actually satan.”
73. “It’s like -50 degrees in here.”
74. “Laugh at my jokes! They’re funny and you know it!”
75. “Sorry isn’t going to help when i kick your ass!”
76. “Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”
77. “Holy shit! That thing is huge!”
78. “Don’t kink shame me.”
79. “I hope i’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “I just cleaned that!”
81. “Don’t get sassy with me!”
82. “What do you have behind your back?”
83. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
84. “Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”
85. “I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
86. “Bite me.”
87. “If you insist.”
88. “Im not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
89. “I need you to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend.”
90. “Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
91. “You snuck into my room, at 4am..to cuddle?”
92. “If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
93. “What? No! I wasn’t staring..i-i was looking at something behind you!”
94. “I locked the keys in the car.”
95. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
96. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
97. “Define normal.”
98. “Do i get bonus points if i act like i care?”
99. “Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.”
100. “Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
101. “And you wonder why you’re single.”
102. “Remind me to kill you. Please.”
103. “I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
104. “She’s crazy. and just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.”
105. “Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
106. “My middle finger salutes you.”
107. “I don’t think i could ever stab someone. I mean, lets be honest, i can barely get the straw in the capri sun.”
108. “I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”
109. “Somebodys cranky.”
110. “Somebody needs to shut up.”
111. “All due respect but thats a bunch of crap.”
112. “I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
113. “Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
114. “What did i tell you about calling him/her the devil?”
115. “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
116. “I heard that!”
117. “You were supposed to!”
118. “I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”
119. “If history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur.”
120. “You seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?”
121. “Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”
122. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
123. “Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
124. “She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
125. “Do i regret it? Yes. Would i do it again? Probably.”
126. “You’re going to burn in a very special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers, and people who talk at the theater.”
127. “I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”
128. “Sometimes i question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
129. “Why should we date?”
130. “Because we’re attracted to each other.”
131. “I am attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”
132. “Why does everyone assume the worst of me.”
133. “It saves time.”
134. “You’ve successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
135. “Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
136. “Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”
137. “I didn’t do it!”
138. “Then why are you laughing?”
139. “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
140. “Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
141. “You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”
142. “Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
143. “I’m so glad you could come.”
144. “Cut the crap. give me a drink.”
145. “Where have you been all my life?”
146. “Hiding from you.”
147. “I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but...no.”
148. “If you pull out my earphones, i will pull out your lungs.”
149. “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
150. “I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
151. “My ex? Yeah id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.”
152. “Such big evil in such a little thing.”
153. “For the love of fuck.”
154. “Yep, thats me. i love to fuck.”
155. “Are you ready to go?”
156. “Yeah. let me grab my machete.”
157. “We’re going to sephora. no machetes needed.”
158. Clears throat seriously, “Yas bitch.”
159. “No road trip is complete without the snacks. So go in there and buy everything you can fit in a tiny cart.”
160. “I’m all for making you miserable by being insufferable, but unfortunately i have things to do today.”
161. “Come on, you can help me make conspiracy theories. If you make an especially good one, ill pay for dinner.”
162. “You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Lets go.”
163. “Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how i am doing?”
164. “If i didn’t know you better, id say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”
165. “What are you talking about? Im hilarious!”
166. “Duct tape? Duct tape is not going to fix this!”
167. “What did you think? That you were going to fight him?”
168. “You’re blocking the view.”
169. “I am the view.”
170. “Why are you on the floor?”
171. “Tying my shoe.”
172. “You’re wearing rain-boots.”
173. “Cant stop me from slaying!”
174. “Close your eyes and imagine it, all the dogs in the world.”
175. “Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”
176. “Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
177. “Stop running i’m wearing flip flops!”
178. “Why are you holding your boobs?”
179. “I wouldn’t call it stalking, more like far distance admiring.”
180. “You need to stop making her laugh! you’re ruining her makeup!”
181. “I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if i try hard enough.”
182. “I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
183. “I’m either in the mood for french fries or to rip someone’s head off. Hmmm. decisions, decisions.”
184. “If you’re not out of the shower in the next five minutes, i’m going to cut your fucking hair off to make your life quicker.”
185. “No, i will not dress up as a chicken.”
186. “I never told my extended family that we broke up, and now they want to know when you’re coming over for dinner again.”
187. “I need a date to my relatives wedding, and i’ve already asked literally everyone else i know, so i know you probably hate me, but please say yes. Otherwise they’ll try to set me up with someone, and they have awful taste.”
188. “One more sound and i swear to-”
189. “Sometimes when (name) texts me, i just pretend they didn’t so i don’t have to respond.”
190. “You gave our pigeon boyfriend the wrong beans!”
191. “If i’m like 50 and still single, ill marry you because tax benefits.”
192. “Please, never have children.”
193. “I know its like 11pm, but i’m on my way to your house with nacho fries.”
194. “Sometimes i wish i was gay so i wouldn’t have to deal with all these dumbass boys.
195. “You know, would’ve been nice if you told me your whole ass family was coming to this dinner! I look like a troll.”
196. “Im going to the party to pet the dog, no thanks drugs.”
197. “I hope in college i get some excuse to deck him. Maybe with a bottle or something, ill wing it and be like “oops, sorry shithead, my hand slipped.”
198. “What is this shit...i’m just trying to graduate.”
199. “Ooo, i sense attitude in your tone.”
200. “Guess who only got two hours of sleep? Me, lol, i’m gonna die.“
201. “I’m gonna strangle you.”
202. “Is that a threat or a promise?”
203. “Superheroes aren’t allowed in my house, especially after they’ve destroyed my living room. go away.”
204. “oh you’re coming. even if i have to drag you through the snow in your pajamas.”
205. “i swear you’re gonna end up getting like botox in your tits or something.”
206. “well i mean-”
207. “whAT DO YOU MEAN?!”
#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington x you#steve harrington blurbs#steve harrington blurb#steve harrington fluff#stranger things#joel miller#joel miller fluff#joel miler x you#joel miller x reader#joel miller blurb#the last of us
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Literally the most mind boggling thing ever when you were raised in a family where most folks use nicknames or another part of their name as a name is when you find out someones "name" isnt actually their name or first name
#txt#ex 1: my brothers first name is NOT elvis (thats his middle name)#ex 2: my moms first name is NOT alexis and i have no idea if its her middle name or not#ive known these things for ages now#but its like. HELLO?#also on the other hand i have no idea what my step dads NICKNAME is.#im like 99% sure its dot but who fucking knows.#i call my youngest brother the dumbest names imaginable#my favorite? bugs. like bugs bunny. but specifically i call him that bc i always say bud wrong and bug sounds weird#my youngest sister gets called jo by me because her middle names jolene#yes i sing jolene at her a lot cause im annoying.#my oldest sister whos like a few months older than me (but was 'estranged' ig for a few years until now#and i only ever saw her once every few months before that so i still get eldest sister syndrome)#goes by both her first and middle name at the same time (both are short)
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Funny Drabble Game
Drabble Prompts; fluff | angst | funny (when requesting PLEASE add which prompt list it is from)
Can have up to 3 prompts per request + can send multiple requests.
They will all be written for fem reader. I’m very sorry about this, it is just because of what I know/have experience in writing.
Please format requests as follows; funny member prompt # or #s.
ex. funny member #12 + #15
ex. funny florist!member x student!reader #14
Send your requests/asks: here
~ prompts under the cut ~
crossed out = don’t request, usually for when I’ve gotten tired of a specific prompt coming up too often or I don’t like it
Drabble Prompts [credit; https://justforshitsandcackles.tumblr.com ]
“You’re such a fun drunk.”
“Since my dog likes you then i guess i like you.”
“Tell them to fuck off.”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”
“Could you not suck for five minutes?”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“Well thats tragic.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“You are actually insane!”
“I think you’re actually satan.”
“It’s like -50 degrees in here.”
“Laugh at my jokes! They’re funny and you know it!”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when i kick your ass!”
“Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”
“Holy shit! That thing is huge!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“I hope i’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“I just cleaned that!”
“Don’t get sassy with me!”
“What do you have behind your back?”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Bite me.” “If you insist.”
“Im not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“I need you to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
“You snuck into my room, at 4am..to cuddle?”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“What? No! I wasn’t staring..i-i was looking at something behind you!”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“This is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Define normal.”
“Do i get bonus points if i act like i care?”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“And you wonder why you’re single.”
“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
“She’s crazy. and just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.”
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“I don’t think i could ever stab someone. I mean, lets be honest, i can barely get the straw in the capri sun.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”
“Somebodys cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
“All due respect but thats a bunch of crap.”
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
“What did i tell you about calling him/her the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”
“If history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur.”
“You seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?”
“Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“Do i regret it? Yes. Would i do it again? Probably.”
“You’re going to burn in a very special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers, and people who talk at the theater.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”
“Sometimes i question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
“Why should we date?” “Because we’re attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”
“You’ve successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
“Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. give me a drink.”
“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but…no.”
“If you pull out my earphones, i will pull out your lungs.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
“My ex? Yeah id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.”
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“For the love of fuck.” “Yep, thats me. i love to fuck.”
“Are you ready to go?” “Yeah. let me grab my machete.” “We’re going to sephora. no machetes needed.”
Clears throat seriously, “Yas bitch.”
“No road trip is complete without the snacks. So go in there and buy everything you can fit in a tiny cart.”
“I’m all for making you miserable by being insufferable, but unfortunately i have things to do today.”
“Come on, you can help me make conspiracy theories. If you make an especially good one, ill pay for dinner.”
“You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Lets go.”
“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how i am doing?”
“If i didn’t know you better, id say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”
“What are you talking about? Im hilarious!”
“Duct tape? Duct tape is not going to fix this!”
“What did you think? That you were going to fight him?”
“You’re blocking the view.” “I am the view.”
“Why are you on the floor?” “Tying my shoe.” “You’re wearing rain-boots.”
“Cant stop me from slaying!”
“Close your eyes and imagine it, all the dogs in the world.”
“Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“Stop running i’m wearing flip flops!”
“Why are you holding your boobs?”
“I wouldn’t call it stalking, more like far distance admiring.”
“You need to stop making her laugh! you’re ruining her makeup!”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“I’m either in the mood for french fries or to rip someone’s head off. Hmmm. decisions, decisions.”
“If you’re not out of the shower in the next five minutes, i’m going to cut your fucking hair off to make your life quicker.”
“No, i will not dress up as a chicken.”
“I never told my extended family that we broke up, and now they want to know when you’re coming over for dinner again.”
“I need a date to my relatives wedding, and i’ve already asked literally everyone else i know, so i know you probably hate me, but please say yes. Otherwise they’ll try to set me up with someone, and they have awful taste.”
“One more sound and i swear to-”
“Sometimes when (name) texts me, i just pretend they didn’t so i don’t have to respond.”
“You gave our pigeon boyfriend the wrong beans!”
“If i’m like 50 and still single, ill marry you because tax benefits.”
“Please, never have children.”
“I know its like 11pm, but i’m on my way to your house with nacho fries.”
“Sometimes i wish i was gay so i wouldn’t have to deal with all these dumbass boys.
“You know, would’ve been nice if you told me your whole ass family was coming to this dinner! I look like a troll.”
“Im going to the party to pet the dog, no thanks drugs.”
“I hope in college i get some excuse to deck him. Maybe with a bottle or something, ill wing it and be like “oops, sorry shithead, my hand slipped.”
“What is this shit…i’m just trying to graduate.”
“Ooo, i sense attitude in your tone.”
“Guess who only got two hours of sleep? Me, lol, i’m gonna die.“
“I’m gonna strangle you.” “Is that a threat or a promise?”
“Superheroes aren’t allowed in my house, especially after they’ve destroyed my living room. go away.”
“oh you’re coming. even if i have to drag you through the snow in your pajamas.”
“i swear you’re gonna end up getting like botox in your tits or something.” “well i mean-” “whAT DO YOU MEAN?!”
#seventeen scenarios#seventeen imagines#seventeen drabbles#seventeen drabble game#seventeen funny#seventeen fanfic#seventeen#svt#seventeen requests
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funny prompts
“You’re such a fun drunk.”
“Since my dog likes you then i guess i like you.”
“Tell them to fuck off.”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I want to strangle you 99% of the time.”
“Could you not suck for five minutes?”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“Well thats tragic.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“You are actually insane!”
“I think you’re actually satan.”
“It’s like -50 degrees in here.”
“Laugh at my jokes! They’re funny and you know it!”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when i kick your ass!”
“Don’t let one of them electrocute themselves or something.”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“Do you find this amusing, fuck face?”
“Holy shit! That thing is huge!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“I hope i’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“I just cleaned that!”
“Don’t get sassy with me!”
“What do you have behind your back?”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Im not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“I need you to be my fake girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”
“You snuck into my room, at 4am..to cuddle?”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“What? No! I wasn’t staring..i-i was looking at something behind you!”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“This is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Define normal.”
“Do i get bonus points if i act like i care?”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“And you wonder why you’re single.”
“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
“She’s crazy. and just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.”
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“I don’t think i could ever stab someone. I mean, lets be honest, i can barely get the straw in the capri sun.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”
“Somebodys cranky.”
“Somebody needs to shut up.”
“All due respect but thats a bunch of crap.”
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
“What did i tell you about calling him/her the devil?”
“That it’s offensive to the devil?”
“I heard that!”
“You were supposed to!”
“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”
“If history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur.”
“You seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?”
“Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“Do i regret it? Yes. Would i do it again? Probably.”
“You’re going to burn in a very special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers, and people who talk at the theater.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”
“Sometimes i question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
“Why should we date?”
“Because we’re attracted to each other.”
“I am attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.”
“It saves time.”
“You’ve successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
“Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
“Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”
“I didn’t do it!”
“Then why are you laughing?”
“Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“I’m so glad you could come.”
“Cut the crap. give me a drink.”
“Where have you been all my life?”
“Hiding from you.”
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but...no.”
“If you pull out my earphones, i will pull out your lungs.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
“My ex? Yeah id still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or a baseball bat.”
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. i love to fuck.”
“Are you ready to go?”
“Yeah. let me grab my machete.”
“We’re going to sephora. no machetes needed.”
Clears throat seriously, “Yas bitch.”
“No road trip is complete without the snacks. So go in there and buy everything you can fit in a tiny cart.”
“I’m all for making you miserable by being insufferable, but unfortunately i have things to do today.”
“Come on, you can help me make conspiracy theories. If you make an especially good one, ill pay for dinner.”
“You know what? Why not? I haven’t ruined my life yet this week. Lets go.”
“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how i am doing?”
“If i didn’t know you better, id say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”
“What are you talking about? Im hilarious!”
“Duct tape? Duct tape is not going to fix this!”
“What did you think? That you were going to fight him?”
“You’re blocking the view.”
“I am the view.”
“Why are you on the floor?”
“Tying my shoe.”
“You’re wearing rain-boots.”
“Cant stop me from slaying!”
“Close your eyes and imagine it, all the dogs in the world.”
“Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“Stop running i’m wearing flip flops!”
“Why are you holding your boobs?”
“I wouldn’t call it stalking, more like far distance admiring.”
“You need to stop making her laugh! you’re ruining her makeup!”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification from just staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“I’m either in the mood for french fries or to rip someone’s head off. Hmmm. decisions, decisions.”
“If you’re not out of the shower in the next five minutes, i’m going to cut your fucking hair off to make your life quicker.”
“No, i will not dress up as a chicken.”
“I never told my extended family that we broke up, and now they want to know when you’re coming over for dinner again.”
“I need a date to my relatives wedding, and i’ve already asked literally everyone else i know, so i know you probably hate me, but please say yes. Otherwise they’ll try to set me up with someone, and they have awful taste.”
“One more sound and i swear to-”
“Sometimes when (name) texts me, i just pretend they didn’t so i don’t have to respond.”
“You gave our pigeon boyfriend the wrong beans!”
“If i’m like 50 and still single, ill marry you because tax benefits.”
“Please, never have children.”
“I know its like 11pm, but i’m on my way to your house with nacho fries.”
“Sometimes i wish i was gay so i wouldn’t have to deal with all these dumbass boys.
“You know, would’ve been nice if you told me your whole ass family was coming to this dinner! I look like a troll.”
“Im going to the party to pet the dog, no thanks drugs.”
“I hope in college i get some excuse to deck him. Maybe with a bottle or something, ill wing it and be like “oops, sorry shithead, my hand slipped.”
“What is this shit...i’m just trying to graduate.”
“Ooo, i sense attitude in your tone.”
“Guess who only got two hours of sleep? Me, lol, i’m gonna die.“
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a threat or a promise?”
“Superheroes aren’t allowed in my house, especially after they’ve destroyed my living room. go away.”
“oh you’re coming. even if i have to drag you through the snow in your pajamas.”
“i swear you’re gonna end up getting like botox in your tits or something.”
“well i mean-”
“whAT DO YOU MEAN?!”
Once again, these are loosely categorized as funny.
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my experience with ace tumblr
this is a very long story so im gonna put it under a readmore, its Worth The Read though
so, im 15 years old, and im a lesbian. when i was, like, 11, i didnt know that i was a lesbian, though, and thats where this story starts, because that’s the year that i made an account on tumblr dot com.
let me preface this by saying that i know that i shouldnt have been on tumblr at age 11 or 12, but im 99% sure everyone reading this will have had an account on some website when they were technically too young to. maybe it wasnt tumblr, maybe it was deviantart or something. idk. anyway, i had an account on tumblr.
also when i was 11 is around the time that i was first exposed to the lgbt community via various things. like, before that, i knew that people of the same gender could get married or whatever, but this was the first time that someone came into our class to talk about being lgbt, and some of my internet friends were gay, and stuff like that. this was the first time that i realized that lgbt people were real and that i could be lgbt. like, they were not some other, alienated group of people, they....totally existed.
fast forward to when i was 12. Here is a screenshot from my about page from that blog.
how did it get from that to this??? how did i go from being 11 years old and realizing that the lgbt community was something i could potentially be a part of to “i’m asexual and quoiromantic”? (also, please disregard the incorrect use of the word femme there, i was 12. trust me now i know its specifically for lesbians) long story short, i started getting involved in ace tumblr and their overcomplicated labels.
i was on a part of tumblr that always talked about “the allosexuals” and how they only ever thought about sex and that if you dont want to fuck every single person you meet You Are Somewhere On The Asexual Spectrum. basically, my 12-year-old self unknowingly used this as a way to avoid acknowledging that i was a girl who liked girls. i thought, “oh, orientation can describe not just who you like, but how you like them. this makes things a whole lot more easy!”
no. it cant. thats not how orientations work.
lets break down the terminology i used.
asexual means not experiencing sexual attraction, obviously. i dont think i should need to explain this, but 12 year olds are not really supposed to look at people and think “i want to fuck that person”. that like. doesnt happen. almost ever. like, some people in my class were getting into watching porn or whatever around that point, but nobody was like.... deciding they wanted to have sex with people at age 12. at least, not in the sample size of my small grade 7 class.
iirc, quoiromantic means that you cant distinguish between romantic and platonic feelings. doesnt that......doesnt that also just describe typical 12-year-old behaviour? especially from a 12-year-old who’s a lesbian and struggling with compulsory heterosexuality? like.... hmmm.
also as i side note i love “i like femme-presenting people” like. sweetie. honey. you like girls. youre a lesbian. h oney. you dont even have a preference for where someone is on the futch scale you just like girls. Bapy. i was such a fool.
ANYWAY, “asexual quoiromantic” basically describes.... what things are supposed to be like for a 12 year old. thats just . like. natural. feelings are complicated at that age, once again, especially when youre a lesbian but dont realize it yet.
because of how much the ace tumblr mindset stuck with me, i didnt acknowledge that i was A Lesbian who Only Liked Girls until around the middle of grade 8. it was a lot of other things besides ace tumblr that contributed to this, and i would argue that it was probably mostly the fact that i was just raised in a society that basically says the destiny of every girl is to one day fall in love with a guy and get married and stuff.
but what ace tumblr did contribute to is the fact that i’m pretty much just now realizing, years later, that i’m allowed to be interested in sex. sex isnt inherently gross. sex isnt dirty. if you want to have sex, thats ok. being on ace tumblr was terrible for me because there was a lot of stuff shaming people who are interested in sex, or acting like they’re weird or it’s the only thing they think about. because like....thats not how it works. thats not how sexual attraction works. it doesnt consume your life, its just another part of it. and i am finally, just now, realizing that that’s okay and not inherently gross!!! finally!!!!! getting involved in ace tumblr stunted that part of my development really badly.
people need to realize that ace tumblr stuff reaches young kids who are trying to figure out their identity, and if those kids are sga it can really really hurt them. people need to think about that. i’m not trying to attack someone, but a lot of the messages that ace tumblr spreads about what being “allosexual” is are really harmful and shitty.
#WHOOOOOOO THIS TOOK A WHILE TO WRITE i hope ppl take the time to read it#uhhhh#ace discourse#i still need to think of a personal post tag for this blog...
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I did this to myself
100 Questions
1: Do you sleep with your closet door opened or closed?
usually open
2: Can you whistle?
no and im fucking PISSED
3: What is your favorite quote?
my old science teacher once said “grandma’s a slut!”
4: Are you afraid of the dark?
only if ive seen something spooky
5: Who taught you how to tie your shoes?
bunny ears bitch
6: What is your favorite color?
rn like a nice lavendar
7: What is your birthday?
april 21st 2000!
8: Can you swim?
poorly
9: What’re you wearing right now?
a striped sweater (the best time to wear it is all the time)
10: Who’s your character crush, and what book/movie are they from?
Marceline the vampire queen yea say what you want
11: What was the last thing you thought about?
Being in gay denial for so many years and not realizing why i liked marceline the vampire queen so much
12: What was the last thing you said out loud?
goodnight!
13: Are you superstitious?
yea a little,, i chill w the ghosties on our haunted campus. and i think theres a ghost in my room tbh
14: How many bones have you broken?
0 babeyy
15: What’s your favorite candy?
Ferraro Roche
16: Sour, Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?
sweet :)
17: What’s your favorite junk food?
im a slut for cotton candy
18: What’s your favorite letter of the alphabet?
q
19: What’s your favorite number?
7, ima basic thot
20: Dogs or Cats?
Dots, Cags
21: Do you play any sports? If yes, what are they?
I played baseball for a year!! and soccer for 2!
22: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Aria
23: Do you believe in ghosts?
yea
24: Who’s your favorite Disney Princess?
Moana
25: What inspires/motivates you the most?
hearing other peoples stories and knowing they’ve felt the exact same way i do
26: Do you believe in aliens?
honestly,,,,,, not rly. like i believe in life on other planets,, but they will just be like beings ya know,,, not rly like hollywood aliens
27: Do you have any irrational fears? If yes, what are they?
i always think cars are gonna flip over when they turn rly fast
28: Do you have any pets? If yes, what are their names?
a lil sausage named bernie!
29: What’s your favorite song right now?
prolly fake happy by paramore
30: Can you rap?
poorly. but okay for a white person ig??
31: What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
be a giant ho
32: Do you have any allergies? If you do, what are they?
nope!!
33: Do bugs freak you out?
if they’re right up in my face im kinda like dbasfkjbdfke but normally not too much.
34: Who’s your favorite Disney Prince?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
35: What’s your favorite Grimm brothers fairy-tale?
rapunzel
36: Can you sing?
god i hope so
37: Who’s your favorite singer?
barrett wilbert weed
38: What is your favorite restaurant?
hobnob!
39: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go, and why?
Hawaii so i could remember it better
40: Who’s your favorite band/duo?
Paramore!!!!!
41: Do you write fan-fiction?
ive written fan fiction exclusively about my friends and about hand sanitizer
42: What continent are you from?
murica
43: Do you still live in the city you grew up in?
i lived in reston virginia til i was 5, then i grew up in portland, but i go to school in illinois!
44: What’s your favorite animal?
giraffe!!!!!!
45: What was the last lie you told?
it was more a half truth when i told my girlfriend what i think about at work
46: Do you have any long-term goals? What are they?
47: Would you save your worst enemy’s life?
yea cuz i dont rly have a worst enemy, and if i did its been so long that they’re probably cooler now
48: What’s your usual flavor of ice cream?
cookie dough
49: How often do you try new things?
preeeeetty often, i love tryin shit
50: Do you have a catchphrase? What is it?
we cant all be winners
51: What is your favorite word?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
52: What’s your favorite fruit?
mango
53: Are you in any fandoms? If yes, what are they?
oh this is a lil cursed,,,, imma just say fuckin gravity falls
54: What’s your favorite board game?
i play the most sorry these days so i guess that
55: Have you ever made a sandcastle?
only really shitty ones
56: Have you ever made a snow man?
yes!
57: What’s your biggest pet peeve?
when people say something is fermenting when oxygen is present
58: Have you ever role-played?
yea,,,,
59: Who’s your favorite super-hero?
i rly dont follow stuff,,, imma say spiderman cause ive liked his movies the most lately
60: Who’s your favorite Disney villain?
Yzma
70: Do you have any pets? What animal are they? What are their names?
see question 28
71: Do you play any instruments? What are they?
ukulele, piano, some guitar, shitty drums, and u kno wat imma say tambourine
72: Can you snap?
hell yea
73: Who’s your favorite Greek god?
it changes like every day,,,, i rly like athena tho
74: How many blogs do you have?
2
75: Was your url your first choice? If not, what was?
oh gosh,,, i think my first url was cipherstuck lmao
76: What’s your favorite swear word?
frick
77: How many posts have you made?
too many
78: How many followers do you have?
some amount
79: What’s the last thing you ate?
chicken parm
80: What percentage is your phone battery right now?
54%
81: What time zone are you in?
pacific babeyyyyy
82: What’s your OTP?
Elanor and Tahani
83: What’s your favorite kind of weather?
warm but still windy enough but theres sun
84: What’s your favorite season?
early and late summer when its warm but theres shit goin on
85: Who’s your celebrity crush?
hayley williams
86: Do you keep a diary?
i did for a hot minute,, i do little checkup apps, but i havent journaled in a while
87: What’s your shoe size?
6 1/2
88: What’s your Hogwarts house?
heck if i know, crucify me
89: What’s your favorite punctuation mark?
; because i never know when to fucking use it but it sure looks funny
90: Are you reading any books right now? What are the titles?
nope!! im a little whore
91: What mythical animal do you wish existed?
pokemon
92: Who’s your favorite Greek goddess?
another for free???? artemis
93: Where do you wish you live?
new york but for free
94: What color(s) is your favorite shirt?
gray and pink
95: How many languages do you speak? What are they?
english and lesbian
96: What’s your favorite gum flavor?
gum
97: Do you have braces?
nope
98: What’s your MBTI?
it was enfj now i think its enfp i forget
99: Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
extroverrrrtttt
100: What’s your zodiac sign?
taurus
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100 questions
1. Relationship status: Single
2. Last phone call: Mom
3. Last text message: Azita
4. Last song you heard: Can’t remember
5. Last time you cried: A couple days ago
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Never really have dated anybody
7. Been cheated on: Nope cheated with
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yeah
9. Lost someone special: Yeah
10. Been depressed: Yep
11. Cried over something stupid: I think that we all have
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: Blue
13: Green
14: Black
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Yeah
16. Fallen in love: With Dakota. Well, at least the idea of him.
17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah
18. Met someone who changed you: Changed a certain thing about me, sure.
19. Found out who your true friends were: I’ve always known
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Don’t think anybody has, I been a ghost this year. Nobody got the opportunity
21. Did something you regretted: I thought I would have, but everything happened as it was meant to.
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: As if I’m gonna think too long and hard about that
23. How many kids do you want: I think I might wanna pop out 3-4 but it also depends on my partner. If he wants more or less I’ll take that into account
24. Do you have any pets: 2
25. Do you want to change your name: No
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went to soul burger with my loves, got a tattoo, went to Melbourne. I really treated myself this year.
27. What time did you wake up today: 10 AM
28.What were you doing at midnight last night: Going to sleep
29. Name something you cannot wait for: summer beach trips and starting work with the best friend
30. Last time you saw your mother: Today
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my life is a work in progress slowly going where its supposed to.
32. What are you listening to right now: Meditation music
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: No one
35. Most visited webpage: twitter
36. Whats your real name: arezu
37. Nicknames: rose, rosey
38. Last hug: mom
39. Zodiac sign: scorpio
40. Male or female: Female
41. Primary school: liverpool public school
42. Secondary School: quakers Hill High
43. High school/college: Wyndham/TAFE/WSU
44. Write what ever you want here: i’m feelin’ blue and i miss dakota
45. Tall or short: in between
46. Favorite person: dakota
47. Do you have a crush on someone: dakota
48. What do you like about yourself: my compassionate nature.
49. Piercings: none
50. Tattoos: 4 for now
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: i think i was a kid and it had somehin to do with my teeth
53. First piercing: Ears
54. First best friend: sophie and rebecca
55. First tattoo: three dots on my middle finger
56. First vacation: its a bit complicated. was born in iran, moved to turkey living there for a year+, then came to australia. VIC state first place, then moved to NSW state and then... first vacay... QLD yeah.
58. First name: havent you asked me this like three times lol
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: lentil rice mixed with beans/tomatoes and pickles on the side
60. Drinking: water
61. I'm about to: eat more rice
62. Listening to: med. music
63. Waiting for: kota to get online and update us with something & monday.
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: Yes
65. Get married: i would love to
66. Career: something in media where i can work for myself.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: kisses, that leads to fucking without the awkwardness. when i hug a guy i dunno if im at times absorbing their energy but sometimes i get horny and i guess its because they’re horny
69. Shorter or taller: taller plz
70. Older or Younger: a bit older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: i’d like a guy who is fit.
73. Sensitive or loud: both
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationships
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: well kinda. if we’re gonna get metaphorical i’ve kissed men i dont even know that well so yeah in that sense i have.
77. Drank hard liquor: no
78. Lost glasses/contacts: nah just kinda stopped usin’ em
79. Kissed someone your not dating: always
80. Broken someone's heart: probably.
82. Been arrested: no
83. Turned someone down: yeah
84. Cried when someone died: no i laughed my head off
85.fallen for a friend: Yes ❤️
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: yes
87. Miracles: i dont know
88. Love at first sight: no
89. Heaven: Yes
90. Santa Clause: yeah but hes not on this planet anymore
91. Kiss on the first date: Yes
92. Angels: Yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
95. Did you sing today: yeah
96. Ever cheated on somebody: with
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? if i could only go at the age i am now. either 2004 and i would beg my dad to go see a doctor so that he could catch the lung cancer and i could warn him about the heart disease because of his diet. it would change everything about my life.
98. The moment you would choose: the beginning tbh
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: kinda
100: did u answer these Truthfully? YES
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Duel (2017) Review
Genre: Detective, crime, thriller, science fiction
Episodes: 16
Synopsis
Trailer
Review:
I've finally gotten back into watching dramas after a few years of just not really having the time to do so, nit that I actually have the time now, but I am making it. Im so excited to say that Duel was my first drama after a long hiatus, because it truly was my type of dramas. For those who knew me when I was DramaAddiction, should know that I am really into the whole crime and mystery type dramas, add a dash of melodrama in there and Im in my perfect world. Duel offered me both of those and I was extremely happy to have fallen into such a unique and mesmerizing drama for my first time back in the saddle.
I would say Duel is a unique drama, it deals with things that we really don't see in the drama world, perhaps a couple times on the Hollywood screen, though I have never seen any, but I think that Duel has taken an unique approach to the whole human cloning situation and science fiction genre and put well, heart into it. This show has heart, the characters, the main ones at least, have heart. They care, and they have feelings and feel pain and urge and want to do things that they think are right and they think should be done because of the pain that all the science in the drama has done to them and would do to help them. The show revolving around a father who happens to be cop, who is trying to save his dying daughter who has been kidnapped by a clone or perhaps by two clones is a very interesting story. Now you would think that it wouldnt take long for things to get over with, the dad just saves the daughter the end, but you would be wrong. This show dives deep into the history and world that is built around this plot. There are twists and turns everywhere and its all a mystery. I found myself pulling out a notepad and writing down my theories and trying to connect the dots to why this is all happening and I think it was beautifully done. I'm not much of a crier in real life, not many things in real world situations can pull tears from my eyes, but dang dramas can and I love it. This drama left me a crying fool, not sobbing, but a nice cry and that my friends is a good thing. Having the ability to write such detailed and wonderful characters with story-lines that actually make you feel something is important when it comes to dramas and at times I find that criminal dramas do lack in that situation at times, however this one really got me. I was in for the ride and feeling all the emotions from episode one.
The story telling in this drama was fantastic. The writer of this drama did a fantastic job flushing out such a fantastic cast of characters with their own history and motives that really keeps you on the edge wondering why they think this sort of way an why they do things. It has you rooting for your heroes, and cringing at the thought that perhaps the evil person may win, or perhaps they arent even evil to begin with. Finding out how these people became this way and how the their present selves are going to use this knowledge in the end to achieve goals was really great. So props to them. I dont want to spoil anything so I am keeping it kind of vague, sorry about that.
The cinematography for this drama was great, I enjoyed it, there were a few times I thought the editing was a little choppy, however it may have just been my copy of the drama so I am not quite sure about that to be honest, since the rest of it, like 99% seemed to be doing just fine. The color correction on this drama as well, was really pretty. The blue and gray lighting really amplified the feel of the drama and helped it with the tones throughout. The original soundtrack however, there was only 1 original song which is kind of disappointing to me, since Im a sucker for a good OST. One of my favorite parts of a Korean drama is the OST but sadly there was only 1 song, however the song was pretty good and by the end did get me in the emotions when it came up, however I dont think it is by far the best OST ever.
The acting in this drama was superb. I really enjoyed most of the casts portrayal of their characters. Jung Jae Young as Jang Deuk Cheon was fantastic. This older gentlemen really pulled it out and even though Ive seen over 200 dramas I dont think I have seen him in any other dramas. He did really well with all his scenes, making me tear up now and then, I really felt his pain and I was rooting for him for the most part. I really should check out some of his other work. Yang Se Jong playing two of the most vital roles in this drama was fantastic. I have never seen this actor before and from my understanding this was only his second drama. I thought he did an amazing job. He protrayed two different characters with extremely different personalities and it was flawless. I really enjoyed his work and he is a very handsome man and I am looking forward to seeing more of his work. Lastly there was Kim Jung Eun. I have never any of her work actually and to be honest I was far from impressed. I got the feeling her character was suppose to be a little cold, but the lack of emotion in her face really bothered me throughout the drama and its such a shame because I thought her scene brought down the drama tad bit. She just had the same look on her face the entire time, even when she was surprised she just had this small smirk on her face. Now I am not one to judge, and I think more power to you if you get plastic surgery because fuck what anyone else has to say its your body, but I am no expert on her or her personal life but I am assuming from what I saw in this drama, that she had gotten Botox of some sort. Im thinking that the Botox was keeping her from showing more emotion and I know you can get the amount of Botox that doesnt do this but I think she really was suffering from stiff face, I could kind of see a lift in her face that didnt seem natural but I could be wrong, that could be her face and if it is, Im sorry to say but I dont like her acting if that is the range of emotion she can show. She disappointing me greatly in this. Its too bad to be honest.
Overall I thought this was an amazing drama and yet again I find myself a little behind on dramas, however loving one that I dont see a lot of talk about. I would highly recommend this drama if someone is looking for a change of pace from the typical romantic drama. I think this is a pretty great hit and I would be looking out for most of these actors and actresses in future dramas because they really impressed me.
Final Score: 126/150 [4.5 Stars]
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