#im laughing so harddddd

[cobaltfluff]

AND THERE IT IS! HIROKO UTSUMI'S SIGNATURE MOVE!! REFLECTED IN THE EYE OF YOUR SOULMATE!!!!!!!!

#dust bunny #bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #lmaooo in ep1 i was like huh where is it #BUT IT'S HERE #RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF EP2 LMAOOOO #keep slaying queen #i laughed so hard #i was like wow is it not gonna happen this series?? #i never doubted you queen #lmao not me pausing for 5 mins right at the start before the op #im laughing so harddddd #i activate my special skill #take 40 mins to watch a 20 min ep

[ssolarcalendarr]

pugapillar is it? yes GO AWAY OAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#THIS ENTIRE THING IS SOOO SCARY PLEASE #BUT ALSO IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD

[ralexsol]

im not even like sad or anything rn cause there's 2 episodes left and i know they're gonna spin it somehow, at least for another episode and a half. i am just scrolling through the loki tag absolutely cackling wildly about spaghettification and miss minutes. there was no way to expect "spaghettification" (that's not how it actually looks sorry guys), i was just jaw dropped i laughed SO HARDDDDD. like victor was nice and all but the sheer instakill was fucking HILARIOUSSSSS

#loki #marvel #loki spoilers #whatsupray?

[irlwakko]

HELP MEEEEE IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD i think i woke my mike up :( which is weird since usually mikes tend to be heavy sleepers. is weed good enrichment for him or should i invest in some catnip please help i need to calm him down hes in one of his neurotic moods again

~ 🌙

hmm was he sleeptalking before you woke him up? sleeptalking in Mikes is actually an indicator of good, restful sleep, so if he wasn’t talking it’s possible that he wasn’t sleeping well anyway or that he was just resting his eyes and you spooked him! Weed isn’t as surefire a solution as it is for Zees or Bridgets but it’s worth a try! Also be sure he has plenty of new action movies to watch— Total Warriors should be a mainstay but it’s generally a good idea to cycle others out over time so he doesn’t get bored.

#moon anon #I’m so glad everyone did this stupid thing with me #thank yous for playing pretend with me #unreality #mike husbandry #<- broad and specific tags to blacklist for this if anyone doesn’t want to see it #gonna go add these to my old posts too

[hoseoksluna]

LUNA MY GRASS IS GREENER MY MENTAL HEALTH IS BETTER AND MY PUSSY IS WETTER. PLS NEVER STOP WINE JK U BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL SOUL. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

BABY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDDDDD

IM DEAD I LOVE YOU

can’t wait for you to read the next drabble im writing 😋

#letters #wine series letters #rosé letters

[karlicartoons]

dawg that’s michael myers from craigslist…im gonna blowtorch that thing to hell

PLSSSS I'M LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD OH MY GODDDD

Did you also notice how I forgot to color in the part of the forearm behind Beavis? Because full disclosure I was stoned as HELL when I made that

This is actually one of the funniest asks I've ever gotten thank you

#karli answers

[megmeg-chan]

WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS GONNA SAY "BECAUSE ID HAVE TO JUMP FROM A CLIFF TO GET OVER YOU" BEFORE I READ IT LIKE UHHH BRAIN FIX YOURSELF OH MY GOD 🥲🙃🤣🤣🤣

#im laughing so harddddd #also kara thank you for the cute image regardless of my horrible brains filling in of words #lmfao #ask megmegchan #karasong #friend tag

[liloloveyou024]

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE HASHTAG WAS LEADING UP TO #CANCELTHESIMPSONS THIS WHOLE TIME

IM REELINGGGGGG

#SP #SP Spoilers #IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD

[cherrykamado]

OMG THE FIRST ASK I POSTED THE WRONG AUDIO HELP

#IM IN SHAMBLES #CRYING ON THE FLOOR #IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD #well ill post it in another ask #f #🍒 — cherry talks

[dreamcatchr]

“Dude, you’re fucking killing me right now!”

#michael starr #stix zadinia #steel panther #sorry im posting tipsy again but this part made me laugh SO HARDDDDD #stix is just dying then michael quickly loses it as well LMFAO

[njm]

SOMEONE REALLY ASKED HOW LOW DOES JAEMINS SHIRT GO ARE YOU INSANE

#🍩 #i spelled everything right in this post im sure #jaemin #next step punctuation im getting there #and jeno just needs an excuse to bare his other members to the eyes of the public #he just went jeno ya waegure and i laughed so harddddd jenooo best person on earth planet

[ajaxalist]

IN ENGLISH WE HAVE TO WRITE A FAKE MLA EXAMPLE PAPER WITH A FAKE ONE PARAGRAPH, CLASS COURSE, DATE, AND TEACHER NAME, SO OUR TEACHER KNOWS THAT WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING AND WE CAN MAKE IT ABOUT ANYTHING.

I'M LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD.

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist. and its about fish. im crying.

#it pays to be a marine biologist #im laughing so hard #Im sad that she probably will not get the reference #but i will

[kittenshift-17]

*slides into the room* I heard someone mention remus and I also heard someone mention thorfinn. I am a complete HOE for both of them so give mah vote to whoever of those two is in the lead I mean I’ll be happy no matter what wins but my thirsty ass iS THIRSTIN HARDDDDD ITS SUMMER AND IM LOOKING TO COOL DOWN YA KNOW

Oh my god, I laughed way too hard at this. LOL. Thank for you voting. I’m a complete hoe for the two of them, too, so I totally get that. APU is in the lead by a long shot, at present, and once I get through this mountain of asks if my box from all the voting, I’ma gonna jump into writing the next chapter for it. 

xx-Kitten. 

[fr3aklike-me]

omg that’s so good !! and noooo ik that stress, that sucks omg but are you at least almost finished with the book now ?

omg hahahha i need to look these up, they sound so funny i love that. akjdjdjjs i’ve never seen that movie but it sounds hilarious just bc of the dinner scene. and omg, i looked up friends horror where it shows ross being creepy and it was so fucking funny, like he does say so much weird shit that sounds horrifying without context or a laugh track. LMAAO yesss that’s exactly what i mean those are too good, one lady i know and who’s house i go over to a lot always screams at her husband jokingly but it sounds so fucking real it’s so hard not to laugh, she brings his character flaws up and i didn’t even know she wasn’t serious till she told me one time hahahah but yesss omg extended family dinners are always so dramatic. it’s so funny, but yeah i don’t have any siblings. like if i’ve ever said/ever do say “my sister” it’s either my roommate or cousin or someone i’m babysitting LMAO it’s just easier sometimes. YES like if it were my parents money as a kid it was like “really, $15 is not that bad mom” but now i’m like are u fucking kidding me ?? OMG IKR they’re the best !!! my dad had one at one point and it was extremely huge and so comfy, i miss them, now i rly wanna go to the library. omgggg yesss the ones at bookstores are so good, i loooove the nostalgia of childrens bookstores too, they have such sweet memories. and awww omg the train set, that sounds so fun. akjdjdjjsj you’re so sweet, im seeing this and writing it in front of my dads house again, im in my car and i didn’t know nobody would be home and i don’t have a key, but unfortunately i parked right in front of the camera and i’m trying not to make it obvious but it’s harddddd. i have my door open and my legs are up on the door (it’s so difficult to describe it but i’ll send you a photo) and i keep like… tapping my feet together and everything at this bc ur so sweet. akdjjdjs stop it you are adorable truly<3 okay fair, i’ve never had to sleep next to extended family but i can imagine how hard it would be to. like even my mom, that woman is so hard to sleep near. my grandma one time when i was young and we were napping, i thought she was asleep but she shot up out of bed and sat straight up and just said thru her teeth “QUIT. RUSTLING.” and i was dying laughing, so yeah basically same with family, it’s hard to sleep next to them. but friends that i’m close with its very easy. okay so the girl and all the kids inthe house never went to school so they didn’t even know what things were, she didn’t know her address at all, or what that meant. she only knew 911 bc it was such a common thing. like it’s so sad, none of them knew much at all. yesss, it’s the weirdest thing, like that could be people in my neighborhood for all i know. it’s just crazy hearing about any crimes near where i live in general that are intense like that, im like wtf is going on ?! but yesss one of the older girls got popular on tiktok from sharing her story and they went on some shows too, it’s really nice to see people taking her in. and omg yesss, okay if it would be okay with you, could i message you ?

yesss i couldn’t help it, you’re always making me blushhh hehe kshdjdh. ooooh that’s a good idea, like the pricing of flights can go so back and forth so it makes sense why he’s doing that then and that’s so fun !! i’m so excited for you that you get to go !!! and idjsjjsdjjxfs you’re so cute omg, you do such a great job at making me feel cared for and comforted too, like i’ll literally read our conversations when im sad bc it makes me feel better, and that means so much to me, like it feels so genuine too and it makes me happy to read everything. and omg that’s the sweetest thing, that makes me smile so much that you feel like that, you deserve to always feel cared for and doted on, and it makes me so happy that i make you feel that way🥺yes, sadly. like sometimes it’ll be cooler but it’s never really cold enough to warrant more than just a long sleeve shirt yk ? maybe at night, but during the day it’s not winter-y at all. and yeah it seems like it would be nice until it got literally freezing in the snow. but not really, i go maybe once or twice a year, it’s only about an hour and a half away so i definitely want to go more !! it’s not too cold either, just snowy, unless there’s a blizzard !! (omg im excited to see the pics !!) (also did you get the ask with the songs in it ?)

-💟

oof, right, that stress is so much. I'm only about half into it, but that's better than nothing, so I'm satisfied, haha, because at least, then I have an idea of what's going on.

omg, so, Hereditary is actually super dark and is a horror movie, but there is one family dinner scene where the mom totally snaps at the son and starts screaming at him, and it's just complete silence jdjdkfj. it's super intense when watching, but I can see someone editing it LMAO. right, holy shit, some of the stuff he says sounds downright terrifying, it's so fucking weird LMAO. omggg when there are people and relatives who sound so earnest when they're angry or mad, but are truly joke - it's so hard whether you know to be scared or laugh kdksjdk. like, I'll just sit there like "... is it appropriate to laugh or just stare?" OMG NOT HER BRINGING UP HIS FLAWS. I would cry if my partner did that jokingly dkjksd. waitttt, the fact that you refer to those people as your sisters is actually the most endearing thing ever, I love that. do you and your roommate get along? I've never had one, so I'm always curious as to how it is. RIGHT, like $15?? I commute to school, and when I pay for it, I literally wince, even if it's just two dollars, because it all just piles up. omg your dad had one?? oof, I wanna get one so, so bad, they're so comfy and cozy to just sink in. oh, no, you're waiting out in the car rn?? I hope someone gets home soon, so you can be let in! aweeee, omg, that is so cute that you're tapping your feet like that while reading and writing. make sure to play some music too while waiting! djslkdj thank you <3 LMAO oh no, does your mom move around a lot? STOPPP IM CRYING AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER, HER SNAPPING IS SO FUNNY DKCDKKC. once, as a kid, my aunt and me were on the bed, and my mom was on the mattress on the floor, and I rolled over and fell on top of her. holy shit, so they truly had no interaction with or knowledge of the outside world. oh, yeah, for sure, when I hear about horrible cases near me, it is so weird and eery, especially because it was so close in proximity. I'm also so glad people are taking her in! and absolutely, you can definitely message me!

hehe <3 and I'm also so excited to go, as well! hopefully will be soon. I'm so, so happy the conversations are so comforting, and also, I'm always here if you wanna talk when feeling sad or anything. and omg, you should feel happy, you really do make me feel like I am being given so much attention and care. oooh, I see - see, I need to take a trip to that side of America. for us, it's April, yet we still are wearing jackets every now and then 😭 for sure, once it gets super freezing, it's very easy to get tired of it because it is so exhausting to travel in. wow, only an hour and a half? that is so fucking cool! it definitely sounds like a great place to visit. and I love that it's not too cold either. and omg, I'm so sorry for not saying earlier, but thank you so much for the ask on the songs! the reason I didn't respond to it directly was bc I had wanted to keep it in my Inbox so I can easily find it once I listen to the songs <3 but, omg, thank you so much for it, I'm so excited to read your thoughts on it

#answered asks #💟 anon

[maireep]

WAS TAGGED BY: @lavabait

TAGGING: i tag no one its like 4 in the morning

RULES: ANSWER THESE 85 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE

THE LAST

1. DRINK: diet coke (forgive me lord) 2. PHONE CALL: a missed call from my friend jules rip :(  3. TEXT MESSAGE: i texted a meme to my coworkers’ groupchat 4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: kill of the night by gin wigmore 5. TIME YOU CRIED: like maybe a week ago? im a cry baby 6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: a mistake a while ago but yes 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: ye 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: yup 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes 10. BEEN DEPRESSED: i am right now!!!!!!! BAZINGA!!!!!!! 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: all the time! my stomach is weak on drinks :<

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. sunflower yellow 13. seafoam 14. navy

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yes ;w; <3 i love them!!! 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: yes 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: i laugh until i pee all the fucking time 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: ugh yeah but idk if it was a good/bad thing 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: yes ;w; rolls around happily 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: :> this year has been a good year for finding out true friends 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: yea

GENERAL

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: 75% of it! but like 25% not yet :(  23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: DOBBY my cute little boy with his fluffy ears 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: all the time 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: nothing like i do every year bc no one is around to celebrate with me 26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 8:50ish ! i had work at 10 even though i was out drinking till 4 lol 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: i was at the second house party of the night, drinking heavily in honor of coming back to school 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: posting updates for my fics! and posting my spy au eventually!!!  29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: like 5 hours ago 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: my dad’s name is tom  33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: the fact that my back is hurting :(  34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr? youtube????? maybe gmail...  35. HAIR COLOUR: an ugly pink-blonde 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: i like short hair a lot!  37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: mmhm 38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: can i say nothing? ummm maybe my thighs? 39. PIERCINGS: four dermal hip piercings, six ear piercings and im hoping to get four more ear piercings and a lip one! 40. BLOOD TYPE: O i think 41. NICKNAME: mai, mar, marbles, maimai 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: we’re on a break for school time :>  43. ZODIAC: capricorn! 44. PRONOUNS: she/her 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: 3d tv show? game of thrones! its the only one i watch regularly ;w;  46. TATTOOS: a horrifying gang tattoo, my star and my voltron tattoo! im gonna get a gorillaz one soon! 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right handed! 48. SURGERY: tonsil removal :3c 50. SPORT:  soccer! hockey! i watch a lot of baseball surprisingly  51. VACATION: do i want one? yes!!! is that the question? is it my favorite vacation? might be the last one i went on; ireland! i also liked going to connecticut :>  52. PAIR OF TRAINERS:  converse~ and vans :3c i think i look cool in them 

MORE GENERAL

53. EATING: nothin 54. DRINKING: water now :> 55. I’M ABOUT TO: finish this and then maybe sleep? finally?  56. WAITING FOR: my back to stop hurting... or maybe for me to finish writing this first part of the spy auuuu  57. WANT: wings......or chocolate cake pls :9 or a fuckin aleve for my aching jooooints 58. GET MARRIED: one day <3 59. CAREER: pls god let me a freelance artist... or a major illustrator! or a tattoo artist 60. HUGS OR KISSES: i love kissing so much.... i do like cuddles more than anything though 61. LIPS OR EYES: both! im gay 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: either :>  63. OLDER OR YOUNGER:  either again wheeheee 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: fuckin bOTH god im just... everything is bueno 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: im a troublemaker tbh

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. KISSED A STRANGER: yes ugh 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR:  ya  69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: yeS i dropped my glasses on a rollercoaster once 70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN:  yeah 71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:  yes ugh unfortunately 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: i dunno probably not that important for that  73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yes

74. BEEN ARRESTED: almost 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yes!! im demi

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. YOURSELF:  sometimes?  78. MIRACLES: no 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: kinda 80. SANTA CLAUS: no

81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: if it feels right!

82. ANGELS:  in a sense

OTHER:

84. EYE COLOUR:  blue 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: thatS SO HARDDDDD ugh probably princess mononoke 

#i might delete this #but it was fun thanks kenna :3c

[tripes-pantry]

ZACK HIJACKED MY PHONE AND TEXTED MY MOM IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDDD

#Personal #I did not expect that response I'm fucking duinnggggggg