#im just HOOOOOOO

[killmebythebeach]

Just finished today's jrwi and WHATS THIS?! ******* ******** WITH A STEEL CHAIR?!?!

#jrwi spoilers dont listen to unless youve finished 79 #holy. FUCKING. SHIT! #oh my god i knew that would happen as soon as i aaw a shitpost predicting it like. a month ago when gol first got orbed. #okay. the asteriks is niklaus hendricks btw #the way i SQUEALED AND STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD #but also like gil. doesnt get to know if what he did is what the elders wanted. he never heard their verdict #i hope he doesnt care. i hope that last (GUT WRENCHING) monolog made him realize he doesnt need their approval #if hes doing what he thinks is right with his new experience #i ALWAYS miss gillion but i dont realize how much until hes ACTUALLY THERE #cant wait for desire daddy to gaslight gatekeep girlboss our boy #im just HOOOOOOO #i hope this isnt the end of the tidestrider mini sessions cuz i do NOT trust grizz and charlie to leave gil with niklaus for that long #like if theres a gap gils gonna come back all fucked up and brainwashed by niklaus or smth #okay i was sort of thinking niklaus WAS the doctor though. so im even more excited to meet the doctor now #cuz i was really hoping JAY would finally get the niklaus treatment to bring gil back so we could have 3/3 #but im down if gillion gets cripling debt #and the way he was like 'cant let you die before i cash in that favor' or whatever OOH HOO HOO #anyway im on the edge kf my seat im all bzzzzzz anyway later skaters #jrwi #jrwi riptide

[spinjitsuburst]

So, how are you feeling after the set description leaks?

so totally normal anon why do you ask

#IVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR. A WHILE #I KEEP SAYING IM TRYING NOT TO GET MY HOPES UP BUT I FAILED HOPES ARE WAY WAY UP #IM SO EXCITED IF THIS IS TRUE IM NOT FULLY BELIEVING IT UNTIL I SEE PICTURES BUT HOOOOOOO BOY BABEY WE STAY WINNING #AA A A A A A A A A A A A A #jay #jay walker #Ninjago #spinjitsu screams #ask #dragons rising spoilers #just in case lmao

[clits-and-clips]

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#im fucking on the verge of freaking out every damn second of the day #i cant handle this #8 years is such a long fucking time #i dont want to live my life without him #hooooooo my god #its so hard not to msg him #hes probably hurting too but this is what he wanted #its not what i wanted #i cant stop thinking about all our photos #our shared possessions #whats going to happen to it all #it hurts so fucking much i dont want to pry our lives apart #but he doesnt want to see me #i want to hold him every second of the day its all i crave #i never thought we would be apsrt #like this #im trying to read to distract myself but i just #keep crying #i just wanna know what hes doing and #be with him #ommmmggggg #im losing my mind bruh #wah #keepi g this in the txt tag #txt

[lettuceflower]

multiple characters observing that aziraphale and crowley look like a couple is giving me bbc sherlock war flashbacks

#hooooooo booooyyyyy #im on ep 5 and im not saying that they're gonna 'sherlock' it because im not done with the season yet #also ive seen the EVERY leak so... #im just pointing out the similarities lol #*takes a drag of a cigarette* bbc sherlock... now that's a show i haven't thought of in a long time... #good omens spoilers #good omens

[skoulsons]

I NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT IN HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS AT HER

I NEED TO SEE THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN SHE DOES ANYTHING. BUT WHEN SHE LAUGHS. OH WHEN SHE LAUGHS. THE WAY HIS FACE LIGHTS UP AT THE ONE THING THAT CAN BRING HIM OUT OF A PANIC ATTACK. LOOKING AT HER WHEN SHES NOT LOOKING AT HIM BECAUSE SHES HIS.

I NEED TO SEE THEM HUG. I NEED LITTLE SNIPPETS INTO THEIR JACKSON LIFE. DAY TO DAY. THE MUNDANE THINGS. I NEED MOVIE NIGHTS. GOODNIGHTS. MEALS TOGETHER. ADJUSTING TO THEIR NEW LIFE TOGETHER. EXPLORING THE TOWN. TIME WITH TOMMY AND MARIA.

I NEED THEM HOME I NEED THEM HAPPY I NEED THEM I NEED

#I’m fine ok it’s fine #im writing #and watching an edit over and over #and it just #hooooooo boy #anyway the edit is by elvctlc on Instagram it’s the most recent one please watch it #it’s two minutes long #it’s to a house in nebraska #which is the song that Inspired itrywch #and it’s just #I’ve been thinking about it all day #I’ll be thinking about the next six months #anyway feeling normal so normal I’m normal #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou rot

[karnalesbian]

Ah fuck dude not like this. My day did not need to get worse in any way and certainly not this way man

#hooooooo boy #my parents have been running away from the thought of The Gender for years despite theoretically being out to them #we just do this sort of dance around it where my mom pretends it doesnt exist if she doesnt think about it #and gets extremely upset whenever it even indirectly comes up #so now im fuckin. stuck here lying in bed cause i threw my back out #she comes in to give me the medicine i asked her to get from my desk #starts fussing around with some shit on one of the boxes in my room #but because im fucking STUPID #i forgot to throw out my nametag/ID thing from my work trip a few weeks ago #and it has my fucking pronouns on it #so now we are in a very uncomfortable cold war scenario AND I AM STUCK IN MY FUCKING BED UNABLE TO GET AWAY FROM ANY OF THIS #kill meeeeeeeeee i truly did not need this today or in general #just needed to get through another 3-4 months without incident before i move again for work and can do my own thing #should have set that fucking nametag on fire as soon as i got home

[twistedappletree]

@koiblossoms i need you to know that I’m working rn but I got your ask/zhuiling idea and it honestly NEEDS to be its own fic like this is more than just a short ask-ficlet, it’s fueled me. I’m gonna write this for you. Actually I already started writing it bc I’m so excited lmaooo THANK YOU 🌸✨💕

#y’all #she just gave me the ultimate opportunity to write my version of adult zhuiling #sect leader Jin Ling who wears pretty gold chains/jewelry in his hair and has basically become best friends with LJY #sect leader Lan Jingyi who secretly lets the new Lan ducklings get away with whatever the hell they want #as long as lan qiren and the twin jades don’t know about it lmaooo #and Lan Sizhui who’s been gone for 3 whole years travelling and night hunting with Wen Ning #and wearing black/purple robes and a silver/amethyst hair crown and fighting with his guqin #and reuniting with JL and LJY after those 3 years and them being absolutely flabbergasted with how much he’s changed LIKE #YALL #HOOOOOOO IM SO EXCITED S H I T #apple babble 🍎 #fic musings #zhuiling musings #also the chance to write more mature aspec romance which is gonna be so soooo funnnnnn #koiblossoms #ILYSM THANK YOU

[coreytaylr]

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

#kriss.exe #just a completely normal thing to post at 1pm #rhys darby #im fuckingggg gone on this man hooooooo boy

[twyz]

Okay waitwaitwait,,

There's pictures of Mrs.Tilly out there with short blonde hair and I just,,, what if this was tiff?

Imagine all of the actual pain Chucky would go through everyday knowing tiff cut her hair **this** short? I mean he'd probably find it adorable!! But homeboy wouldn't have any hair to play with and it would make him incredibly sad

#twyz says stuff #i just #i cant stop thinking about it #also #she is so hot with short hair #im sorry but like HOOOOOOO BOY #roz's heart be acting up sometimes #it's giving ❤️🧡🤍💖💜 #but thats just me #aNYWAYS ONTO THE TAGS SJAJNA #twyz #chucky #charles lee ray #bride of chucky #tiffany valentine #childs play #chucky series #cult of chucky

[ambrosykim]

sorry for being so gay lately, it will happen again

#this is about a few things like minthara (holy fuck) and just. the entirety of atoc bc hooooooo boy #im starting to think i might be into women after all! in an aroace way #(yes this thought occurred to me after ive had a long term sapphic relationship) #nett rambles

[castielfucks]

Bro wtf am I even gonna do at my consultation I'm suddenly mentally throwing up about it

#i just realized wednesday will be one month until #and im #hooooooo

[adambomb82]

hahahahahahahha uhhhhhhhhh

#man i am not feeling great #like ohysically fine but mentally #hooooooo boy #i need a creative outlrt i think #i miss playing music eith my friends #or collaborating creatively with other people #i feel a lack of motion in the creative aspects of my life #music isnt necessarily hard to listen to but i feel very over saturated in terms if music #too much too fast #i want to finish my mobile synth rig but that costs money #i have a funny feeling ill get all the stuff and then eint be motivated to actually make music with it #i have also been feeling exceptionally lonely recently #im concerned i wont find someone #im just tired and want more meaningful connections in my life #but also im savoring my independence currently. #its nice to be so free and independant #no one to answer to and no one waiting for me #but also i crave that #once again i miss you #i hope youre doing well #i hope youre happy #this too shall pass

[moonstonediaz]

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#standing over the kitchen sink. stress eating yesterdays donuts #running a business while maintaining a full time job is fucking 😖😵‍💫😂😭🥴💀🤪 #one can only hope this will pay off in the future but god. damn. i’m struggling #the debt piles up and the orders don’t come and the imposter syndrome sets in #and you’re stuck at a menial desk job that sucks out your soul but you can’t try finding a new job bc you need the freedom you have now to #run your small business #but i won’t quit. either. i won’t quit either bc something has to give #at some point. something has to give #and i don’t want anyone’s pity or anything i just. needed to vent i guess #HOOOOOOO IM DYING AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE #ok bye #t talks in the tags

[kingmaximusboltagon]

maximus' theme song being paint it black is something that can be so personal,,,,

now that ive lured you in with a meme, im Overanaylzing the song choices!!!!! because i realized something!!!!

in inhumans, they specifically used valerie broussard's cover, which is not only SHORTER than the original (3:05, while the original is 3:24!), but it is also signficantly SLOWER. so many of the lyrics are cut. the cover basically just does the intro and chorus, and then plays instrumentals.

but the original, full version of the song actually fits maximus,,, more? like, SPEFICALLY,

the fact that everyone, other than MAYBE bolt sometimes when he feels like it, turns against him after terrigenisis bc he didnt end up having powers. i mean its implied even his PARENTS preferred bolt. plus medusa, one of his only friends, stopped talking to him and ended up marrying bolt. tibor, his only other mentioned friend, also ends up not talking to him in favor of joining the genetic council. he gets abandoned by basically EVERYONE he's ever known because of random shitty luck.

on top of all this, he's CONSTANTLY overshadowed by bolt. everyone perfers him simply because he's the oldest and got an ability. and then after their parents die - something maximus is pretty heavily to blame for and therefor has to keep secret - bolt is immediately given the throne, and faces seemingly no consequences, even though others with such potentially destructive abilties are imprisoned in solitude for life.

he is also, iirc, mentioned to be like,, the ONLY inhuman this has ever happened to? at least the only one in a VERY long time? and the ONLY reason he isn't going through significantly more trainwrecks is bc he just,, happened to be born into royalty. if he wasnt bolt's brother, where would he be?? the mines?? something less?? if they can transport to earth, whos to say they wouldn't have sent him there? what if they imprisoned him, too, just because he ended up with no powers at all?

his ENTIRE LIFE is spent living in black bolt's shadow, being known purely as his brother, being known as a human, being hated by both his royal family AND the general population.

and instead of choosing the original version, or a cover with all the lyrics, they chose a cut down, more sinister version. they chose a version of the song that makes him look evil.

HIS OWN THEME SONG IGNORES HIM AND PAINTS HIM AS A VILLAIN, IGNORING WHAT LEAD TO HIS ACTIONS.

#ISNT THAT SO FUCKED UP!! #now im sure they just wanted a cool version to play for like 30 seconds during the fight scenes #but like. it accidentally fitting into the story SIGNFICANTLY MORE is a cool little accidental touch #i definitely would have liked the full version being his theme song though!!! bc it fits him more!!!! #plus like.... the song being called paint it black when hes constantly being overshadowed by his brother... BLACK bolt.... #hooooooo boy THE LAYERS..... THE LORE.... #if they just had a budget higher than $20..... we could have had so much....... #maximus boltagon #blackagar boltagon #medusalith amaquelin #inhumans #tibor inhumans #sorry i. dont know his last mame either. does he even have one?? #technically i dont think they even have the boltagon last name in the series??? #nobody EVER calls him blackagar right?? #maybe last names just dont exist in this version #WHATEVER. you know who im referring to probably #royal family #yeah thats gonna b my tag for All Of Them Are Mentioned/Implied

[egcdeath]

hello hello how are u!!?

i’ve been rereading a few of ur fics hehe i just wanna say that i love ur writing omfg like yes plz i wanna eat the words

ok ok so i’d love to know ur thoughts on a bully!patrick x reader?? he’s just so cocky and i’d love to see what would happen if he pushed *juuuuuust* a bit further…

maybe it’s their college years and he is practically jeering and ragging at the reader while she’s at her sports practice. i think patrick would like the way her face scrunches up in anger, but she ignores him because she knows better than to go back and forth due to his quick wit. he’d act like a schoolboy. i think he’d also like getting real up close and personal w her, but never touching. and maybe he’d even go as far as to pull at her hair. “accidentally”. hooooooo boy, and the sexual undertones within it all. reasons seemingly unknown, but i believe he just has a crush on the reader, he’s being a hellish brat about it.

and reader enjoys is cuz patrick has a certain charm and he’s just so irresistible xxx but sometimes she wishes he was nicer to her but also where’s the fun in that?? and at certain times maybe he shows that he cares about her…like omg my heart

…ok i am so sorry for rambling i did NOT expect to go into such detail and also sorry if it’s a little corny😭😭😭 anyway, you don’t necessarily have to write headcanons or a fic, i more so would just love to hear ur thoughts on it, the whole bully aspect is really interesting (and hot) to me 🫢 ok again sorry for writing a whole novel in here hope ur having a good day! ur most recent fic was [chefs kiss] and im excited to read what u have cooking up x

omg i absolutely LOVE this concept!! what i immediately thought of was patrick and the reader being in very similar tennis circles (idk how tennis works so lets just assume that they're playing at similar events and reader is obviously playing w women) and like, at first, you cannot stand this man at all. like he always seems to find you before you play, or at your hotel after you've played, or at parties for the players, and he ALWAYS has something to say. a comment on your technique. a snide remark on how you played that day. a taunt about how you're never gonna beat the opponent you're playing against that day.

but the thing is... in a way, his bullying kinda helps you perform better? like he gets you so riled up and feeling so spiteful that you goes out onto the court and demolishes whoever you're playing against. so in a way it's kinda helpful... but also fucking annoying.

and like, at first you try to go back and forth with him but you literally never win the verbal spars so one day you just give up. and also part of you knows that he doesn't genuinely mean it?? maybe he even knows that his pestering is helpful to you and maybe thats why he does it?? but he is being an annoying pest regardless and you can't deal with him buzzing around your ear all the time and getting in your head before you play. so you just stop entertaining it.

but once you stop entertaining it, he gets kinda worried. like you've had this thing going on for a while and now suddenly you just don't care anymore. so now his gibes turn into questioning you CONSTANTLY. are you seeing someone? are you planning something?? what changed?? and when that doesn't work out for him he starts being nice to you. and thats when you start getting worried. i think this would make them have to admit their feelings to each other then BOOM happily ever after!!

i loveee this idea and it was so fun to think about! i'm usually a little iffy about bullying stuff buttt i could totally see it working in this context.

#patrick zweig x reader #patrick zweig x you #patrick zweig #art donaldson x reader #josh o'connor x reader #challengers

[vapolis]

t. he. with his fingers. h. hooooooo. i am a child of g-d i have no unholy thoughts i have none whatsoever that did not just make me clinch the stupid fidget toy i had in hard hard enough for it to hurt im normal i am pure and innocent and jax does absolutely nothing to me (they say, like a liar) if just this snippet of ur nsfw scenes is that good i think ur gonna kill me gonna be so real

jax knows how to fuck 😳

for real though that is so flattering!! your reaction that is. I've primarily been writing nsfw scenes in my time so Be Ready

#the real struggle for me is to come up w plot #if i had written a nsfvv IF yall yaaaaaallll that would have already been done ngl #one of my best friends called some of it spank bank material #truly memorable for me #asks