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cartoonscientist · 1 year
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“im not anorexic dan im just not hungry very often”
“that’s literally the clinical definition of anorexia herbert”
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pepperpaprika · 7 years
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S3 Squeeing
Under the cut, mostly nonsense. :’D I’ll do a proper review once I digest it maybe!
First watch, no subtitles, GO.
(I’m sorry about name spellings)
EPISODE 1: 
huh they still have the same opening.
KEITH IS SO SAD
ah yes the zarkon shiro moaning
NO KEITH DONT DO THE WOBBLY EYES
ahhh i forgot the robovoiceover thing the bom have need to add.
skirts seem to be a status symbol with galra.
NINJA RUN OMFG.
oooh nice torpedo, hunk!
omfg an actual parade.
WAIT WAS IT KOLIVAN SAYING "IM SORRY KEITH" earlier??
pooegian? aw cute name. im seriously getting avatar flashbacks tho.
planet keffron, feathery ears
freedom fighters.
intergalactic fashion pirate coran- YES
lance is all about the glory lmao
OMG ALLURA NO- LOOK AT THAT SHOCK.
you can tell they ALL know they stepped on keiths landmine.
Commander Thrak --OH NO THEY ARE HIDING ZARKONS ILLNESS.
this guy is hunched.... OMG SHES A CHAMELEON.
LOL KOLIVAN IS AT THE HEAD
galra empire is most massive... it seems like it could rule another ten thousand years.
LOL KEITH. SO ANGERY.
poor boy.
oh hey pizza roll and pig in a blanket.
LOTOR a;lskdas;klj -Exiled prince -halfbreed at best, no honor -generals can fight for the throne -fighting beside your forces is considered lowly.
omfg. OMFG. LOTOR IS PRETTIER THAN I THOUGHT.
OMFG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
YEAH GROWL BB
alskdjaskdjaskldj;asjkd;lasjkd;laslk;jdlasjk;dklajsd HES SHORT
LOL NICE PUNCH
Your own agression is your undoing.
oh he was expecting to be killed wasnt he.
arena is to the death confirmed.... so how did that robeast survive.
as;ldkjasdkjasd HEY THEY HAVE GEMS ON THEIR GLOVES/HANDS.
DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON A BLOODTHIRSTY GENERAL LOTOR PLS.
I mean sure theres an audience but still.
oh wow that guy has wolverine hands.
pet the kitty
let him rot with the ice worms~
LOL theyre all looking at lance... i guess they agreed beforehand.
EPISODE 2
nice seaside mediterranean city
is that an elephant?
whoah chameleon girls antenna is super long.
HOW DID THEY LAND GENTLY. oh i see... hmn ita racial.
whoah. she strong.
oh my god. HES THERE.
well i like how chameleon girl is like ty lee
LOL how allura chose the colors.
LOL SAME KEEF.
BLACK LION LOOKS SO SAD ON ITS SIDE. /CRAI
aw ladies first.
LOL PIDGE. lajkasdjasl;kdj
NOT IT. YES HUNK.YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY.
I LOVE IT HUNK.
PIDGGGGE
30 mins of lance sitting in the lion.
but im not you. i cant beat them like you.
PLEASE NO. OMG
LOL LANCES FACE. SO DISAPPOINTED.
I DONT ACCEPT THIS.
OMG SHES PLAYING WITH THE CAT
"no black lion"
oh. shes part snake not lizard?  DID SHE HYPNOTIZE HIM
THIS ONES FOR YOU SHIRO.
oh. they have warp technology.
Lancey Lance. JUST A PHASE. lmaooooo. HIS BEST LINE.
controls dont respond like the red lions.... hmm..
KEITH PROLLY TRAINED IT TO BITE MY HEAD OFF.
Allurance shoulder touch. well I didnt see that coming.
YEAH ALLURA.
There's something different about that lion... its pilot isnt in control.
lol keith thanks coran but not lance. I mean its not his fault this time, technically.
BE CAREFUL WITH RED.
weve seen enough, retreat.
LOL zarkon has a son allura: deeply disturbing.
LANCE STOP TALKING LIKE YOURE GONNA LEAVE HER FOR GOOD.
FALLEN WARRIORS.. AND SHIRO.
"I'm glad it was you."
OMG KEITH.
Episode 3
lol keith no. NOT EVERYONE CAN FLY A THING IN TWO MINS OK.
LOTOR WANTS TO KNOW MORE INFO
fkljas;kdfsaklj YES GO ONE ON ONE
LANCE WHY
omg. OF COURSE HES GOOD AT FLYING. OF COURSE.
DOES THIS THING HAVE BREAKS.
lol yes this was gonna suck from the start.
LOL GARRISON TRIO
GREAT LEADERSHIP KEITH FFFFFT
man this is a trainwreck.
oh man theyre not gonna be able to form are they.
LOL
LOTOR CAN SEE YOU
How disappointing... indeed, Lotor.
oh no keith playing straight into his hands.
nice planet tho.
omg. NOOOO KEEF NO.
huh Hunk has been really careful of allura huh :o its kinda interesting that hes the one who woories about her most... ope theres lance
'its not about the team its about the mission" - very telling.
lol he looks like orochimaru in that helmet, lotor.
generals call him lotor. interesting
LOL THAT SPLAT
alkdjasdkjsa NOOOO
oh no hes gonna capture allura first.
WHY ARENT THE LIONS GUIDING THEM?
ohhh no she dropped into the abyss.
aw shes super scared.
lol yes keith you followed him into his trap.
"oh em gee"
WHAT WOULD LANCE DO
laskdjasldjkaskjdjskjsadfjkljksdla
ALLURA WHY OMG. PARTICLE BARRIER.
abbb ok she must want to be guided. makes sense.
d;alsjdasl IM GLAD WERE ALL MAKING FUN OF LANCE looool.
ahhh there we go 3 eps in before voltron can be formed.
HUNK IM A LEG pretty cool right. IMMORTAL WORDS.
EPISODE 4
lol allura you were never gonna be the last alteans alive unless youre a lot worse at shapeshifting than you thought.
I love this science talk.
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT.
oh its a wormhole.
ahah a time capsule ship of alteans. Nice.
Orrr not.
whoah lots of arms on that one. IS IT SLAV.
wheres slav anyway.
bom?
ALdaslk;djAS:LKdjasdljOMFG
OMFG.
YES IT IS SLAV AND SHIRO. SVEN.
aldfjlkqwlk;jehs ITS THE ACCENT.
"I MAY BE CRAZY"Nice slav.
ldjasd;lkj LOL LANCE HAS RED GUN.
"OH THATS HIM"
;ldkaslkak I LOVE ITTTTT
ALTEANS ARE EVIL. YES.
EMPRESS
WHAT IS THAT BEHIND THEM A YUPPER.
NO DONT HELP THE EVIL ALTEANS PIDGE.
its nice that all the new chars are girls.
alkjd;askdjasjkl;d I CANT EVERY TIME SVEN TALKS.
Moxus hmn. OMG BRAINWASHING. ALTEAN BRAINWASHING.
preservation of life. is the highest prioirty.. interesting...
YOOHOO UP HERE.
I love how sven has a mullet.
GUNS OF GAMORA.
Voltron can travel between realities. I love this plot device.
ohhhh no. oh nooo. shes doing it WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND.
awww the mice are so SAD.
i cant stop laughing whenever i see Sven.
ASLkdjaskld;jasjdkl THIS IS THE REALITY WHERE EVERYTTHING WORKS OUT FINE.
DOGPILE
I LOVE ITTTT.
;lkvsdf;aldkas;lkd LOL SVEN SVEEEN. lol shance with sven?
DOES HE DO THIS IN EVERY REALITY.
I LOVE THIS REALITY TOO SLAV.
NOOO DONT TAKE IT TO LOTOR. though thats probably needed to make a comparable weapon to voltron.
DESTROY IT
welp.
EPISODE 5
alk;sdjaskj SHIRO
SHOW ME THAT LONG HAIR BABY.
oh wait this is a dream isn't it.
whoah. such hair.
HOBO SHIRO
wtfffff is happeniiing. STAGE 3??
wow the animation quality went up tho.
YOU BE THAT AMERICAN NINJA SHIRO
hmm thigh wound.
anime snow...
aw haggar, its ok.
Yep thigh wound. Niiiiice legs. oh nooo.shiro.
interesting. an oasis of warmth. ohhhh NO NOO NO. GET AWAY.
TENTACLES.
WHAT IS THIS OTHER ALIEN.
lol shiros face. he's so done.
but somethings not adding up.
why was he allowed free?
eiii the return of the term "years"
IDK WHAT IT IS BUT HOBO SHIRO LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER RENDERED SOMEHOW? LIKE AN OVA?
lol yes why dint they GO WITH HIM.
but how did his hair get so long??
ALTERNATE REALITY?
VOLTRON.YES SHIRO. AH HES TOO FAST FOR ME.
oh. THAT ARM.
Lotor is on bad terms Haggar. I AM THE LEADER BUT I AM NOT MY FATHER.
holy shit that arm looks like shiros arm.
OH NO SHIROOO.
alksdjasjd OMG MEMORIES.
BLACK SAVE HIM. SAVE HIIIM.
NOODLES.
EPISODE 6
LANCE LIKE WHIPS. OF COURSE HE DOES.
WHERES SHIRO.
oh new white undershirt.
KEITH JUST TALKING TO SHIRO IN THE DARK IN HIS ROOM.
"they need you you know." Keith talking about himself.
AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES TO SAVE YOU SHIRO.
oh. SHORT SLEEVES.
oomg. omg.
I LOVE THE GEEK TALK.
...OH NO
HEY MAN.
SOLID MATH LOL.
Leave the math to pidge. LOL. solid advice.
HUNK BUTT WIGGLE.
LOL keith defers ofc.
THE HAIR IS ALL WROOONG. ITS GOING THE WRONG WAY.
oh no.
THIS MAY BE THE WORST POST IN THE GALRA EMPIRE BUT ITS MY POST. VICTORY OR DEATH. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT THROK.
oh its lotors guards.
???
OMG. OH NO. TELEDUV.
ohh no. SHEITH FIGHT.
lol they believe shiro ofc.
oh so it IS her.
OH YEAH AMBIDEXTROUS KEITH.
aw yes allura grab lances scruff.
ohhh no. this is a rift.
lotors brains vs shiros brains. hmn.
NICE KEITH.
ooooh no.
I wonder if Throk is still alive and can snitch.
Shoulder touch.
SOFT LOOK. The black lion has chosen you.
landing codes? what? whoa lotor. SO THAT PLAN WAS TO SET UP THROK? HES THAT PETTY??
episode 7
IS THAT HAGGAR?THE BLUE PALADIN??
ORIGINAL VOLTRON PALADINS
OH DEAR.
LOL ZARKON HAS A MACE. OR A HAMMER.
MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE AS AN ALCHEMIST THAN A SOLDIER
BEAR ALIEN
ERODES DISCIPLINE.
QUEENS AND KINGS NICE.
alluras already old there huh
and lions are super recent.
omg. ZARKON IS AFRAID OF CATS.
Minerva? Onerva?
OH ALLURA IS A BABY. THATWAS HER MOM SHES A PERFECT COPY.
HES MARRIED TO AN ALTEAN.
oh ships vs clean energy.
OH NO ITS SENTIENT.
why does she sound so dead???
WHY ARE THE LIONS ALL BANGED UP THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE NEW??
also zarkon used to be so small
GALRA HAVE PUPILS
so blue lions are flirts. hmn.
IS THAT A LIL KITTY NOSE ON THEIR HELMETS?
THE SQUAD. THEYRE SO CUTE.
LOL LEG.
waiiit. WHY DOES KEITH STILL PUSH HIS BAYARD IN FOR FORM SWORD??
isnt it with lance now??
live foreverrr.
Enerva is Haggar??
ohhh thats why his eyes are pink. SO THISIS THE BIRTH OF DRUID MAGIC, THE PARTICLES.
....THATS IT??
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