#ill get that man just u wait

[bidamonalbarn]

everyday I fight the urge to shoot gene gallagher a dm. he would never respond but imagine.. if he did...

#brb moving to england #sleeping on ash's floor #ill get that man just u wait #archer shoots the shit

[ilonacho]

it hit me what makes me the most miserable abt my work week is how it’s just school all over again. just hanging in there until the weekend. repeat. repeat. repeat

#5 outta 7 days im at work. 2 days of freedom #2 days to do chores n run errands n relax n sleep n draw n catch up w/ friends n go places #and if u gotta reschedule itll be weeks before ur available again #like for months now ive tried to get together w/ friends but our days off dont match n shit keeps coming up #not to mention im fucking tired! im exhausted! i want to sleep in and then draw the rest of the day! #i think the worst part is that back in school.. at least it didnt matter as much? because it all led to an end aka graduation? #like i didnt mind the wait for next weekend as much cuz it was temporary #like eventually ill graduate and then ill have freedom! (i thought? for some reason??) #but now its like.. the weeks are going by so fast this year is already almost over i turn 26 in 2 weeks #and this is.. the rest of my life? like youre kidding right? this cant be it? #i get off work n then i have to take care of the cats n chores n then eat dinner n then shower n then its late and i gotta sleep #before work the next day. i dont have time nor energy to rly do anything #and ill get that feeling of like. oh well at least it brings me closer to the next ‘weekend’ #but i dont wanna live weekend to weekend #i mean im thankful to have a job n coworkers i love like i truly hate it there sometimes but i also am happy and thankful for it #but yknow.. it shouldnt have to be like this #i worded this so much better in the shower but im tired of feeling like school part 2 like what the fuck man #ive had work every single day since we came back from our trip n i just dont have time/energy for anything #i need to open commissions back up but i havent even gotten around to starting one a friend asked for #not to mention this years christmas card ive barely got the sketch done for #and again. my favourite holiday. halloween is on tuesday and while we did plan halloweeny stuff it just has not felt like halloween #i havent had any ideas/energy/time for any halloweeny art #+chores n errands etc lmao we havent even been to the grocery store yet (calling us out here) #it just. suuuuucks aaaaaass man the world is so beautiful life is a gift i dont wanna spend it like this

[dockaspbrak]

A big thank you to my mutuals who like my nervous breakdown 2-4am posts. You're the backbone of my blog

#its like im not completely alone #idk #what losing a cat does to a woman i guess but #lets be real i was like this before #im just a sad person who laments more than takes action and #i think ill be sad forever probably #in that way some people are #i feel like im one reality over from where im supposed to be yakno? #i used to have this image id hold onto of leaves in the sunlight when i was a kid and i kept waiting for someone to talk to me who #would take me wherever that was #maybe thats the nature of never fitting in u get too in your head and then #reality doesnt feel like home #yeah ive heard people say shit like that sbout books #sorry im not wearing my glasses #lately days blend together and i feel like i cant hold into time #and people talking to me (when they do) sounds miles away #takes ages to get to me if it does at all #oops! sounds like im dissociating hahahahaah oh fuck #when u write it all out. stares at ya right in the face #if im not doing something it feels like my anxiety will latch onto anything #like. rn i feel like im gonna throw up bc of like 5 different things about my car #car insurance. registration. trying to find a job #then it spirals into what ifs. and how thatd suck #constantly this shit. constantly! the only reprieve is going to hang w my grandmother who is 90 and talking about death a lot #😵‍💫 #but shes my best friend so ???! fuck! #man idk. im so sad. idek what to do abt this. work out #maybe get a new actor to have a crush on #what makes people happy? idk

[telemartus]

god if they ever make a live action the locked tomb i need melanie lynskey to be in it. she has done so much for the lesbians and shes kiwi and we deserve it

#unpopular opinion taika watiti OUT #i want melanie lynsky to be god. sh eis alrady. #god to me #OH ALSO #KJ APPA NEEDS TO PLAY NABERIUS TERN AND I AM SO SERIOUS #oh and also jay laga'aia is so magnus quinn to me #kiwi tlt fans what do u think of my fancast i am australian please let me know #SWEAR TO FUCK IF WE EVER GET A LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION AND THEYRE ALL BRITISH OR AMERICAN ILL START STABBING AND BLOWING THINGS UP #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #WAIT ACTUALLY JAY LAGA'AIA AS G1DEON/PYRRAH #MY BRAIN. IS SO FUCKING BIG #ALSO!! obvi i know god needs to be played by a maori man but just let me have this momentary fantasy

[intertexts-moving]

having insane person mental health realizations at 5pm on a friday like years after redacted.

#realized. what ive been fucking. assuming was just anxiety for years & years is.... actually. probably cptsd. which. i was always like #well u know. i never had any one single traumatic event (LIE.) obviously thats not a me thing. im just terrified all the time #& then more recently ive been like.hey... wait. i actually love being in weird new situations and getting to know people and talking to #people & shit! im actually not terrified at everything all the time im just terrified at a few very specific things all the fucking time!! #maybe theres a reason i immediately freak the fuck out defcon five shaky for days after style if i accidentally misplace my phone for a #couple minutes!! and other such behaviors which i will not get into!! #and like. man. it sucks because some of this shit is just from growing up. with. y'know. the mommy issues etc etc. & my sibling who is #older & better at brain stuff than me has cptsd also just from like. living there. growing up there. being leftist & nd & gnc there. #& i have those experiences also AND ALSO YHE REDACTED. which fucked me up immeasurably more. iunno. shelving the distressed brain moments #until later when i get home. -_- maybe ill call my sibling abt it.. #txt

[toastsnaffler]

my flatmate asking me the day before "do u want to hang out w me and [old friend] everyone else cancelled so I can invite u now" is not the heartfelt offer she thinks it is :^/

#what am i sloppy seconds. fuck off man #i like them both but im not in the place to socialise rn + also it just feels kinda mean. theyve had these plans for weeks #and i wasnt invited bc some of their other friends (who ive never met) didnt want me there which is fair enough ig #even tho their friends complained abt someone else bringing her bf but they both blocked the veto for that. pretty sure ik them- #better than some guy but whatever. i dont rly like their friends anyway bc they only ever have bad things to say abt them #like damn they sound like they have the emotional range of toddlers plus theyre all into shit like genshin. so i wasnt fazed abt it #hope they have a nice time etc but wow sure now theyve cancelled the day before u can invite me as a replacement. yeah thatll do wonders #for the social and self esteem issues i have around being single use and disposable and always on the outside etc yippee #the thing is if i go theyll just talk to each other anyway and leave me to be the fly on the wall like they always do. they dont want #me there they just want an audience i literally have nothing else to contribute i dont think they even like me that much so! #anyway complaint over. genuinely i hope they have a nice time im just annoyed at being treated like that + probably projecting a bit too #its not like i could go if i wanted to anyway bc i have shit to sort out + mail to wait for. maybe next time invite me from the start huh #we had another old friend visit last weekend but those plans were really made without me too and i was just added bc i Live Here so its #kind of unavoidable. but oh well whatever it was nice to see them either way #im too depressed rn to fix my social life or even rely on existing coping strategies in social situations so im having to temporarily #cut it back bc i get too trigger sensitive + dont want to hurt myself or others bc of an arbitrary emotional overreaction #its usually one of the first things to go when im Going Thru It not in a self isolating way but more bc its one of the hardest things #for me to maintain + im pretty self sufficient so its not absolutely crucial. like of course i love my friends but socialising is a #want not a need yknow. eating/sleeping/exercising/hygiene are all more fundamental parts of the engine so i gotta prioritise them #and it sucks but ill survive. anyway sorry for venting on everyones dash so early in the morning i woke up grumpy 👎 #i need to get breakfast and then go out. ughhhhhhh okay. #.vent

[luffysbasement]

hello, i'm finally distancing myself from mcyt :]

it's been really fun!! i loved drawing for everyone, for my interest and esp just interacting with you all. this fandom brought me my friends and different experiences and emotions that are rly unforgettable but i think it's time. thank you for everything, i appreciate you all! ♡♡ pls do stay safe and take care of yourselves!

(my art will remain here ofc but i will most likely be turning this blog into how it was before, multifandom, personal and just a bunch of whatever!)

#the shorter version is the post #ill be here in the tags to talk more :] #honestly im pretty grey on the situation and im just rly waiting for whats gonna happen #thats not why im leaving (mostly) i think its abt time to accept im getting tired of how the experience is of being a drm stan #i loved the man i rly do hes been with me for the entire pandemic him and his videos helped me get through it #but its kind of a bummer that just by being a fan u get exposed to antis and their nonstop scheme of just starting up shit #and that everytime something new comes up you keep hoping its just an accusation but at the same time u feel terrible and anxious anyway #ive alrdy distanced myself from twt and by extension even tumblr bc i thought if i just keep drawing and not looking at my socials those #dramas wont reach me (they still do and it sucks lol but i did get a peace of mind just being free of social media) #at some point i started losing interest in mcyt in general the only thing keeping me was drm not even mccs nor other ccs rly just drm #but then recent thing happened and yeah :/ idk what to think im lost and honestly just tired of stuff like this #thats the final straw i think i dont rly want my mental health tearing up over whether to worry abt things i alrdy stress over abt (w the #college and family stuff) and freaking minecraft youtubers fandom #i think whatever the outcome is im just over it if drm comes out innocent i dont think i can let go of him yet #so ill prob still be checking up on hm and watching him by myself #if not then thats that. #stilli cant deny the fact that it rly has been an amazing two almost three years #i hope you all stay safe and takecare of yourselves ♡ #if anyone still wants to see my art im just hanging out in my onepiece sideblog lol @/luffysbasement

[apathyfairy]

not me pulling up to the starbucks drive thru looking as ugly as humanly possible only to realize that the cute barista boy is working and he got a haircut and he's even cuter than before i fear

#i want to say thank you to my two best friends: oversized sweatshirt and sunglasses for doing their best to hide me #anyway. i didnt see him for so long i thought he quit so i was like good for him but there he is rip me #let me tell u what im not going to do and that is end this hell year with a crush on top of everything else lol so im joking but also not #anyway not to be crazy but here's what happened. i got to the order thing and i was like i have a pickup pls #and i was like oh no it's him bc he's literally the only man that works at that starbucks and he was like ok! drive to the window #and i was like oh wait can i have 2 waters too and he was like oh. i got u :) and i was like.. noooo dont say things like that to me.. #but i was like ok thank u!!! and then i get up there and he's about to hand me the drinks and im like ok yeah he's cuter than i remembered #then he pulls back the drinks and he's like oh wait actually do u need a drink carrier?? and i was like nah im good :) even though i did #and then he gives me 2 trenta waters!!!! trenta!! and im like thank u!!! and he's like yeah!! #anyway. thank u have a good day u too etc etc. but his smile really is sm else tbh. #Anyway. my scorpio venus is trying to break out of the prison i locked her up in but it's not happening. #especially bc if i have a crush. it's not a crush. but if i had a crush on him he'd end up being a scorpio that's just the way my life goes #and im not letting that happen again so im gonna keep watching gilmore girls and rory and dean to remind myself that i do not want or #need a relationship. #but that's a whole other issue bc im on the episode where they finally break up and then the jess thing is going to start #ok nevermind ill watch 48 hours instead ok bye

[jrueships]

OOOuuuu!!! that new lebron movie is on my gatekeeeeeeep OUUU!! imma watch GOOD tonight!!

#having lows sucks bcs i hate feeling the unnecessary and that puts me in the unnecessary a LOT #it makes me feel unnecessary and makes other important shit feel unnecessary so that just adds to my overall feeling of unnecessary bcs i #UGH anyways WE CLIMBIN OUTTA IT!! ..for now!! then it's gonna be another dip next month probably but whateverwhatever #we refocus for the now ig #ANYWAYS WHAT I MEAN 2 SAY WITH THIS #i looove watching/indulging in things by myself as i climb outta emotional drops #and then when im feelin peppy again i get to share everything new ive been building back up with my loved ones !!! #who are always so willing n happy cus theyre jus happy to be with a happy me again #but also bcs i only share the best of the best or the best of the worst lol #i arrive from my regular volcanic eruptions with a single leaf i somehow saved beneath the rubble #but man if it aint shiny!!!! #anyways!!! #cant wait to get my watch on <33!! #NO MORE TALKIN!! MOVIE TIME!! ALONE TIME BUT YAY !!! YES! ALONE TIIIIME 🥰🥰 #check back in one month or week or smthin and ill be shellshocked mouthing it quiet under my breath like a mantra #looking like a soldier in the barracks but the dirt kinda barracks where u find a rat where ur friends heart should be #ANYWAYS YALL #this time i mean yall as in ALL YALL my MOOTS my friendly southern yaaaall🥰 #sorry i rlly need to start specifyin.. i just love the word yall #lets chat our onions on it afterward!!! if yall have any whose seen it!!! if not imma chat anyways yall know i looove chitchattin #OK GOOD? GOOD 🥰

[horrorwebs]

god theres so many sections in its not a fashion statement its kinda wearing me down like DUUUUUUUUDDE WHATS GOING ON HERE ?

#btw im learning it on guitar im not talking about just listening lol #and like thats why i love it but also guve me a break pls everythingis changing all the time #i do understand it but like i need to get used to it and im not and i hate learning by video but my friend is forcing me to learn it like #this bc she is oh so thoughtful!!!! #i just need a written thing man STOP movin #but yeah i have like the first half done like u til the post chorus i got it sort of wonky but there #cant wait for the bridge <3 #mcr #its not a fashion statement its a fucking deathwish #guitar #maybe ill post a bit later who knows #spikeposting

[ajdrawshq]

holy fuck?

#p5 #wwwhat the fuck. #these CUTSCENES. MWAH #AKIRA AKECHI SHOWTIME????????? #OHJHHHHHGHH #i wonder if............. YES AKECHIS IN THE THIEVES DEN I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS #Yusuke n Akechi have a surprising amount of conversations here.. good for them :] #THEM TALKING ABT SHIDO. GO OFF AKECHI!!!!!! #GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!! #mona n akechi at the pool table skbxjsjsjbs 'im just wondering whos better at it (billiards)' '... who knows? ^^ ' #omg u can play tycoon with him. this is going to be the best time of my life im going to beat his ass so badly my life will be in danger #he got beggar in the very first round. i am so sorry #just had the funniest round of my life none of them could do anything against me. also Akechi keeps losing and he sounds so pissed sjxhjsb #'id better stop holding back' please do ur getting ur ass kicked out here. christ man #nvm he just won one and it felt Personal #this is great tho i was rly hoping hed be available here :] i wonder if sumire is too....... #this is awesome hes the only one who knows how to play cards right (with malicious intent) #ok back to the actual game . ill get him back for that later #sorry half of this is me talking abt tycoon i love it when card games <3

[othercrossee]

Actually, sinner was found after the whole rift ordeal and people thought they were some sort of weird zoroark until they called the survey corp to see what the fuck is up and mc was like hey this ain't a pokemon 💀

#z rambles #i think after sinner was being fixed up. rei and akari was like WAIT ???? IK THIS DUDE???? #but sinner was so malnourished and fucked up all over and they were unconscious for day. mf almosr got announced dead two times 💀 #but they live #i think irida and adaman was called again and this time irida was way too early to get back on adaman #and sinner saw her and they talked for a bit actually and sinner was like ah i need to go with this kid #sinner saw the mental illness and decide yeah i need to see this thru #adaman WAS NOTTT HAPPYFKSJFOSJ #Like yeah okay hes happy his old friend is alive and not fucking dead. but WHAT DO U THINK U WANNA JOIN THE PEARL CLAN #sinner do whatever they want so even if everyone complained they didnt care. but they did stay with mc for a bit tho #just until they get a bit more energy to go to the diamond clan and get their shit and off to the pearl clan #so funny that one day in the pearl clan. sinner immedistly got their eye popped out and once again mai adaman and melli were not happy #theyre like see this is what u get for leaving us and sinners like bro i am just stupid 💀 anyway look st my new dog :) #and its poppy the zoroark that hsve a bracelet with a hollowed pearl and sinner eye is inside it. sinner is sick and twsited man.... #sck and twisted little guy

[strayheat]

im starting to feel the "dead" in deadlines

#one big one due tmrw #but i might be getting feedback on it and having to fix some parts up till early feb so the deadline doesnt necessarily end the work here #another one till next friday and sometime after ill have to go to uni and present it so its another soft line #and then theres this vague one that doesnt have a date yet so im calling it the deadarea #thats prolly gonna be due mid february and will also require a presentation #and THEN theres another one that doesnt have a date yet but its The Big Boy Project and im gonna give a presentation and answer questions #and THATS WHEN I FINISH UNI WOOOOOOOOO #i so cannot wait i CANT #and i hate that so many dates are not set yet cause i cant have a specific day to wait for until its over and done #cause rn the only way i can look at it is that i'll for sure be a free man before march #which is a month and a half away and thus doesnt seem particularly optimistic #but hey at least tmrw ill have one thing 98% taken care of and im already done with the hard part of the second thing #im just. tgeres so much work and its already been weeks of this and theres weeks more?? motivation is negative #one good thing is that time passes no matter what u do. so every second of this is inevitably getting me closer to the end !!!! #yeah. i sound a lil bit like a negative nancy but rly im mostly positive just tired heh #straytalks

[thepoisonroom]

is your cty hate about working or attending??? I worked there last summer and the kids were nice and cool but the program itself was an unmitigated disaster

sort of neither?? i just met cty alums in college who were insufferable about it in a Former Gifted Child way so i think of it as Their Annoying Thing

#i am not an understander of people who are so obsessed with their summer camp that they go back to work there as adults #i'm also just like a bit of a gifted n talented programming skeptic particularly when it's so tied to test scores #it's also kind of interesting but weird to me there there's such a robust ecosystem of programs and instituions that #feed (mostly wealthy) children directly into brand name universities #i was sort of blissfully unaware of it until college and then i was like wait u mean to tell me this is a billion dollar industry #looked it up and apparently JUST tutoring and test prep franchises JUST in the united states were worth $1.7 billion in 2022 #which doesn't even get into summer camps and math circles and the quizzing industry and extracurricular coaching and private schools #it's just this whole weird mostly-cloistered world #that turns out a hell of a lot of people who are blissfully unaware that they've been cultivated to thrive #because it's sold to them as participation in meritocracy #which is not to say it's not ALSO a pressure cooker for all sorts of other things such as mental illness #and it's also not to say that no marginalized students have ever gotten benefits from these programs #i feel like i overcomplicated this a little the long and short answer is that i had a roommate once who was a cty alum and employee #and he was and is the most annoying man i have ever met so i am a hater of things i associate with him on principle #but also all of the other stuff idk #anonymous #ask and receive

[toastsnaffler]

lol handed in my forms and they looked them over and were like ok give us a call later this week and I was like ummm I can't bc im deaf I said on there and they were like ohhh well just come in on friday then.. girl I work full tiiiime 😭

#i think im only working until 4:30 this friday tho so it should be okay #if im working until 5 itll be tight.. but if the bus isnt late i could probably get there 15 mins before they close #whatever ill figure it out thats a problem for friday #honestly its a sign my meds do actually work bc if theyd given me forms and told me to fill them out and come back later while i was- #unmedicated i wouldve given up on doing it today and been like well ill wait for the next day off im not doing anything #which off the top of my head is like. july lmao #they have an online service for appt booking tho so hopefully itll actually be accessible. so many gps hate when u cant call to book #and theyll ask me to get someone to do it for me but thats not always feasible man #anyway thats all over for today im getting cake and then going home and watching a movie 👍 #.diaries #just lucky i changed my bus service recently bc if i hadnt theres no way i would ever be able to drop in after work 🫠 #maybe i should ask abt changing my working hours to like 8-4 (+ 30 mins overtime) instead of 8:30-4:30 (+30) #i could start at 7:30 but realistically im not waking up that early every day sorry..

[isamoa]

“ WHAT GETS THEM HARD! ”

jjk men x f!reader ࿐ MDNI.

ᰔ、summary. jjk scenarios on how their dicks get hard ofc

ᰔ、tags. (ft. gojo, geto, toji, choso), nsfw, female anatomy, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, sexting, masturbation, etc.

ᰔ、a/n. these are just my silly depictions. if u dont agree idgaf lol

SATORU GOJO has the dirtiest mind and the highest sex drive. his pants definitely start feeling a little tighter at the sight of you eating a popsicle or something. specifically in public. he would have no shame in it either—casually forming a smirk on his face and dropping a snarky innuendo about the way you’re eating. “can you suck me off like that when we get home?” he’d mumble from across the table, his eyes peeking out from the top of his glasses, a smirk plastered on his lips; wet from the constant licking of his tongue. your eyes widen, a small ‘pop’ sounding from your mouth when you took the frozen sweet out to gasp at the man in front of you. “gojo! are you serious?” you’d yell in a whisper, looking around to see if anyone had heard him. “you’re right,” he’d sigh, standing up from his chair to reveal the very prominent and very obvious bulge in his pants. “we should just do it now.”

SUGURU GETO on the other hand is a polite man. like satoru, he’s a real freak in the sheets—but not as shamelessly. the littlest things can get him hard for sure, but unintentionally seeing your undergarments would really get him going. like an accidental peek at your panties from under your skirt, or a shirt thats a little too see-through showing off the print on your bra. he wouldn’t say anything of course, not right away. you would just be minding your own business one minute and then he’s dragging you towards the bedroom the next. “sugu- what are you-?” you would ask in a confusing tone, craning your head to look at the said man who was now behind you—pushing your stomach up against the countertop; a single hand brought up to grope your breast while the other laid flat against your hip. “your bra is showing.” he’d let you know blankly; an attempt to distract you while his hand slid it’s way into your pants. you would look down in response to his comment, noticing that your bra was in-fact showing like he said. unfortunately for him, you also already noticed the hardon pressed against your back.

TOJI FUSHIGURO gets hard from eating pussy. simple as that. he will get embarrassingly sloppy—juices coating his face and dripping down his chin, loving every second of it while his cock slowly grows harder. emphasis on grows. and if you think for a second that he does it for your pleasure, think again. this man will eat you out purely for his enjoyment only. his eyes are closed and his hands are squeezing at your thighs—legs thrashing uncontrollably from the uncomfortable pressure in his pants that’s about to come undone. “toji- let me help you.” you’d beg with a whimper, dragging your hand from the top of his head down to his cheek when you noticed the constant shuffling of his legs and the crease in his eyebrow. he’d laugh darkly, the breathy snicker creating a hum between your core that made a whine escape from your lips. “im fine mama,” he’ll say cockily, pulling a hand away from your leg to undo his zipper. “ill cum soon, you don’t gotta do ‘nun.”

CHOSO is a needy guy. his face will turn red at a simple flirty text—but send him a slutty pic and he might just cream his pants. fully naked or dressed in lingerie, his favorite or not, he will definitely feel some pressure down below. he might ignore you for a while, uncertain on how he should reply; if he’s even able to. “fuck- couldn’t wait till i got home, could you?” he’d whine quietly, trying his best to keep his voice down from the bathroom of his office job; one hand holding the phone up to his ear while the other rushed to unbuckle his belt. “sorry cho,” you’d apologize from the other line, voice rather faint as you posed for another picture to send him. “when are you coming?” you ask doubtfully just as his phone vibrates with another notification from your contact. “now- im comin’ now baby.” he replies with a huff, phone almost slipping from his ear. “really!?” you try to clarify—much more excited than the first time. “no, i mean im cumming. right now.”

#my goofy ahh side coming out with the choso one #THIS TOOK FOREVER #toji x reader #toji smut #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo smut #geto x reader #geto smut #choso x reader #choso smut #jjk scenarios #jjk x reader #jjk men x reader #jjk smut #isamoa #jujutsu kaisen smut