#iliza shlesinger

[poetry-protest-pornography]

My love @chelebell sent me this, and the whole thing is gold.

My fellow elder millennials/xennials, have this perfect 4 minutes of comedy.

To any gen z-ers who see this, please listen to Iliza, we're with you, but our backs hurt and we're so tired.

#iliza shlesinger #stand up #millennials #comedy

[celeb-8008s]

Iliza Shlesinger

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[worldofbeauties]

Iliza Shlesinger

#Iliza Shlesinger #beauty #pretty #model #eyes #lips #sexy #hot #beautiful body

[hotandfunnywomen]

Iliza Shlesinger

#iliza shlesinger

[madscientistnz]

#quotes #useful advice #iliza shlesinger

[armkinksblog]

#iliza shlesinger #arm kink

[scxrletwitches]

“Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go. That kid that shot up the University of Santa Barbara a couple of years ago -- I know, it’s hard to keep them straight, America, but this one was different, because this kid wrote a whole manifesto about how women don’t pay attention to him and don’t sleep with him and this is what they deserve. That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, he had a whole interview about how women don’t sleep with him and he’s alone and this is what they deserve. So this next part, I’m going to be as clear as possible, because this is a Netflix special, and what I say next will be translated into hundreds of languages, and I want to be succint and I want to be loud and I want to be clear, so here we go. Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, and we are not talking a dry spell, we’re not talking you’re a little shy, we’re not talking “Your Aunt Sheila did a number on me, I gotta take a knee”. We’re not talking you swiped right, she had a tail, you didn’t know it till the Awesome Blossom came. We are talking, if you don’t have sex and the narrative of your life is that you are not having sex because women are bitches, women are whores, you’re a nice guy and you deserve better -- that is nature’s way of saying you should not be having sex for you failed to adapt and evolve and there should be no more of your kind. If you can’t figure it out. And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do. Some men are reserved, I get that. I’m a girl, I’m not one of you. And you don’t know, “I don’t want to cheer for that. Bros before hos, I’m leaving behind my guys. I can’t do that.” Yes, leave them! Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken! They’re giving you a bad name. We believe you are good. Come with us for snacks and sex and good looking babies. And gentlemen, if it still makes you uncomfortable, I get it. It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man... named Charles Darwin. You can Wikipedia it, okay? It’s just evolution and adapting.”

        -- Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 2022 Netflix Special

#Iliza Shlesinger #iliza shlesinger hot forever #comedy #netflix comedy #netflix #feminism #humor #myedit #my edit

[odinsblog]

#lol #iliza shlesinger #comedy #dating #hot forever #tru or not tru women?

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Mayim Bialik!

#Mayim Bialik #celeb birthdays #actress #fashion photography #red carpet fashion #pretty dresses #The Big Bang Theory #Jim Parsons #Johnny Galecki #Simon Helberg #Kunal Nayyar #Melissa Rauch #Kaley Cuoco #Iliza Shlesinger

[seemewindowshopping]

#iliza shlesinger #decolletage #your eyes are up where? #all over her face

[hopeymchope]

Let's say — hypothetically — someone DOES NOT want to support Netflix, but DOES want to watch some of their stand-up comedy specials.

.............

Like, is there a cure for that?

I've heard about resources for lots of different kinds of streaming content. Movies, anime, TV series, whatever. It's crazy how much y'all have found out there on the webz.

Never seen ANY resource like those for stand-up comedy, though. Which is interesting.

#john mulaney #ali wong #arsenio hall #chris rock #netflix #netflix comedy #stand-up comedy #eric andre #dave chapelle #...that fuckin guy yeah #chris d'elia #who else they got on there? #bill burr #hannah gadsby #iliza shlesinger #mike epps #jim jeffries #jerry seinfeld #patton oswalt #oh hell there's one I actually like right there #ronny chieng #yeah he's great #tig notaro #another good one #pirating #.... is of course a dirty word and something we should not do #*cough cough*

[goodgrammaritan]

Iliza Schlesinger, Hot Forever

#iliza shlesinger #hot forever #women's health #bodily autonomy

[worldofbeauties]

Iliza Shlesinger

#Iliza Shlesinger #actress #woman #beauty #pretty #model #eyes #lips #sexy #hot #beautiful body

[vouneaudonme]

#Iliza Shlesinger #comedian #hot #sexy #blonde #beautiful #fit #hot white girls

[celebrityxbabes]

#iliza shlesinger #blonde

[armkinksblog]

#iliza shlesinger #arm kink