#if this movie becomes stupid

[ruubesz-draws]

My reaction after hearing the title for the new G vs K sequel:

"Godzilla and Kong"...

That's the dumbest title I've ever heard for a Kaiju movie... please do better

I'm 90% sure this title won't be official but COME ON!! You've got to be kidding me!

It's so lame!

#godzilla and kong #godzilla #godzilla vs kong #kong #twitter #meme #... #ya serious?!?! #it's so boring omggg #change it PLEASE #I BEG you #idek #if this movie becomes stupid #then im done #do not repost #my art

[kita-shinsukes-hand-holder]

I hate you mfs that don't like Gwen after across the spider verse it smells like misogyny

#i liked her MORE after atsv #like yeah she needs to apologize to miles duh #but why is she not allowed to make mistakes without being villanized #ive heard more people talk about how bad gwen is than fucking Miguel #shes CLEARLY being influenced if not manipulated by Miguel and jess #shes only doing those things because she wants to PROTECT miles #she doesnt want what Miguel is saying to be true #like yall im p sure she fully accepted that her dad was going to die #they had to have said some shit to make her accept that #and at the end shes trying to right her wrongs #shes become such a more nuanced character than she was in the first movie #why are you guys fucking stupid #AND shes trans shes literally amazing #gwen stacy #spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider gwen #marvel

[bruciemilf]

Peter B admitting to Miles that the non stop tragedies and losses shaping their stories are hard, harsh, and , knowing they can do something about it, cruel even. Then saying the GOOD aspects essentially outshine them. But that's not true. That's a classic toxic positivity line, used to justify shitty, unequal politics. " But at least we have this one good thing" WE CAN HAVE THAT GOOD THING AND NOTHING ELSE. WE AREN'T MADE TO BE IN PAIN, AND PAIN SHOULDN'T MAKE A HERO.

What Miguel doesn't understand is they don't owe the world suffering.

#GRRR THIS MOVIE #atsv #astv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #dont get me wrong i loved peter b the entire movie and i loved this line specifically because it shows how deeply helpless every #hero truly is. he needs to find meaning and hope in everything because if he doesn't. then all he'll have is the truth. #and ik the therapy scene is played for laughs but therapist spider man showed not only how desensitised they've become to personal loss #but other's as well. i mean. it takes something in someond to look a 15 year old in the face and say 'your dad has to die for character #development and continuation sorry' #mann idk i saw this movie literally two hours ago i may be a stupid bitch so dont take this TOO seriously #text #text post

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞 #like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic #like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean #but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did #isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!) #and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out #copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh #honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE #its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its #genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!! #the old guard

[fvcking-panda]

Just thinking in big nerd of comics Gareth who LOVES Marvel and went to every movie premier when the MCU started.

He used his fame as CC drummer to get tickets every time and it get a regular meme how people waited for his photos instead of the main cast, because he was photographed before and after every movie, Is kinda funny how some fans score the movie with that, if he's crying then the movie will be amazing, if he's not the movie perhaps is funny but not spectacular, If he's just smiling awkwardly then that's the lame movie even witnessed (it only happened with Iron Man 3 tho).

The first photography after Avengers wasnt Robert Downey Jr or Chris Evans or Scarlette Johansson, it was Gareth Emerson crying in Will Byers arms because he was overwhelmed for seeing his favorite heros in screen for the first time.

He eventually open his social media accounts and people though it was fake because he immediately started discussing about the MCU and the comics, his social meddia accounts are divided between Corroded Coffin news, embarrasing stories about Eddie, Will Byers n. 1 fanpage and Marvel.

He's always the most excited with new material, and when Infinity War came, Gareth had to take some days out internet before and after the movie to avoid spoilers and then because he was absolutely devastated crying in bed, Will had to post a photo where you could see him in bed cuddling his Spider Man plushie with a caption saying: "worst time to be Marvel fan but he'll survive."

Will also shares in ig stories how he's taking care of him and Eddie films himself going to the Byers-Emerson house with what it looks like buckets of ice cream saying to Steve: "dont wait for me tonight, my best friend is probably dying" and post it in tiktok.

Corroded Coffin also had the chance to record a song for the MCU and Gareth still believes is his biggest achievement, the next one is marrying with Will (and Will doesn't feel offended because he says his biggest achievement was meeting "The Clash" and then his marriage)

#gareth is a big nerd about comics #i know he told me himself #he LOVES Marvel #he likes DC too but is more a Marvel fan #i feel like he as Eddie wanted to gatekeep his favorite things but eventually matured and realized it was stupid #like he can have more material of his favorite things if that thing becomes popular #he's always answering to the new fans welcoming to the fandoms #he is like a true fan who loves saying about his favorite heros and likes the changes in the movies #hes known as the favorite geek on the internet #once someone draw him as punk Spider-Man and he not only comissioned the artist but he framed the fanart in his studio #he loves when people draw him in superhero contexts #also when his fans draw his husband #in this AU Will is a comic illustrator #and in case you havent noticed this is a greatwise post too #also Gareth admitted in one livestream that he read fanfics often #CC fans doesn't know his username and they are still looking for it #gareth emerson #eddie munson #implied steddie #greatwise #social media au #st social media au #gareth stranger things #corroded coffin #gareth the great #steve harrington #will byers

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends' #who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection #and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao #also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life #aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear #but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once #and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast #but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth #maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream #i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do #theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl #but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional #these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact #the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around #im glad they find that in each other eventually!! #i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy #everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system #they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow #their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!

[elstreem]

Don't mind me, just movie screenshots of Bedi and Fujimaru smiling at each other.

I ship them so forgive the brainrot, but even without factoring in any romantic feelings the trust and respect they have in each other in these films always gets me.

Bonus hand holding:

#i've said this before but #lemme tell you guys the two movies become SO funny if you're looking for bediguda #i didn't even include all the times they're sitting together #ok that's enough yapping #also sorry for more stupid posts and being inactive #i've been trimming plants and i can't draw #fujimaru ritsuka #gudao #bedivere #fgo bedivere #fgo

[itspileofgoodthings]

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#the thing is. and it doesn’t matter #but like. Ken’s love for Barbie was played as a joke but it also wasn’t #and I just think that his charisma and love should have been allowed to center her more and sort of …. I don’t know #sweep her up on the wave of his charm as she headed out of Barbieland into the real world #it didn’t even HAVE to make it full on romance #because I think the sort of splitting up of Barbie and Ken as this joined identity was good and necessary #and she had this journey to becoming human she had to take first #and tbh I think it would have worked if they had ended the movie as friends #with only the hint of something more #but the simple truth is that the most consistently human thing in the movie as far as SHE was concerned #was that he really loved her! and being loved that way. Is part of being human and even part of becoming human #it’s to feel that warmth and understand it #the Gloria thing didn’t really carry enough emotional weight for me. nor did the vague girlbossery. The creator was shoehorned in #or even the touching (in itself) montage of mothers and daughters at the end #but the realest relationship Barbie had the closest thing she had to it was being loved by Ken #and if they both became human? and she stepped into that space with that warmth of love supporting her #and making her step into this wider world? that would have been something #and the thing is yes yes. He’s basically the Michael Scott of Ken’s. He’s doing the things he shouldn’t be doing in reaction to it #and he has to learn and NOT do that and realize he’s kenough #but that stupid line at the end? Where Gloria’s like ‘honey he stole your house etc. don’t feel BAD for him’ #rings hollow. especially because the General Public DID feel bad for him. He was the only one to feel bad for!!!!!!!!! #so Greta and co. Tried to make this Point about rejecting the guy who thinks you Owe him Something #But Ryan’s Ken was not really that guy! He just wasn’t! The core is too pure the love is too real! so the ending is just kinda mean #and it de-centralized her! Ironically enough!!!! Ken WANTED her to have the world. His best self did! #the movie should have let him give it to her. that is really it at the end of the day #barbie

[gatofresaaa]

the thing about saltburn is that we all shame oliver for what he’s done, but we’d probably do the same if we could. when has a person in love not done everything in their power to keep the object of their affection interested in them? when has a heartbroken person not craven violence after being rejected? when has a lonely person not lied to make ourselves look better? when have we been truly calm and collected?

we’re emotional beings driven by impulse and the desire to be loved that would exploit the rich on the first opportunity we get. we feel deeply and destroy in the name of love and success.

#i wrote this while drunk but i think it’s nice #i’m not an oliver apologist but i GET him #and i have too much bpd and gayness inside of me for my own good #i’m sorry mom for becoming a tumblr user who only posts about saltburn #this is what happens when you don’t let me talk about my stupid movie all the time #k wording myself over this movie i swear #i have that worm in my brain that won’t shut up about saltburn #saltburn #saltburn 2023 #saltburn film #farleigh start #oliver quick #venetia catton #felix catton #good god what am i doing #vinnie.txt

[ironinkpen]

I just have a lot of Big Feelings about the fact that Leo and Raph, on their first Real Serious Missions as Leaders (the movie and Bug Busters, respectively), both mess up in almost identical ways

They both ignore their brother’s advice to be more cautious (Raph ignores Leo’s warnings about Big Mama, Leo ignores Raph’s warnings to take things more seriously), have to then be bailed out by said brother (Leo saves the team from being thrown into the Battle Nexus, Raph saves Leo from getting impaled), get Donnie and Mikey captured/almost killed (trapped in the Battle Nexus, crushed in the Turtle Tank), lose an important item to villains (the oozequitos and the key) that releases monsters into the world (the mutants and the Kraang), and nearly get their brother killed (Leo gets thrown off a skyscraper, Raph gets taken over by the Kraang).

But then they both own up to their mistakes, unlock their powers, and save each other. Raph throws himself off that roof right after Leo without even thinking of his own life, and Leo throws down his weapons knowing Kraang!Raph might kill him. Because they love each other, are willing to die for each other, and now get what it means to be responsible for the team’s lives after seeing just how easily they can lose each other.

Rise said “the only way to truly understand leadership is to almost kill the one guy who’s looking out for you” and it hits me hard every time

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leo #raph #god i just. love parallels #raph was just as goofy and careless as leo at the beginning of the show #he was just a kid playing hero #but then leo gets thrown off a roof and it hits him that his brothers could DIE if he's not careful #and we see him getting more and more responsible over the course of the show #the movie is raph trying to keep leo from making the same mistakes he did #but ultimately leo has to learn that lesson the hard way #because it's one thing to be told you're responsible for people #and another thing to really REALIZE it #leo isn't being uniquely stubborn or stupid #he's just a kid who's still riding the high of beating their worst enemy #and who gets uncomfortable with serious conversations #why stress out when they could stack pizza? #they both need to almost kill their brother to fully grasp their new responsibility #and become what their family needs #and i'm gonna cry about it forever goodbye

[crippled-peeper]

Have you considered that maybe you disabled yourself by being such an angry, hateful creep all the time? I betcha it’s ur brain that’s the malignancy.

you’re so edgy anon you should fall off the edgy a bridge into glacial waters below, never to be seen again 🥺🖤🕺

#choke on glass eat shit etc #ableism #real life isn’t a Disney movie leople done become disabled for doing bad things you stupid flaming fuckface #0/10 ableism attempt

[comfortfrogblog]

individuating feels like putting on glasses for the first time again but with your heart and your soul

#becoming your own person is actually a real thing it turns out ..it’s not just a thing from the books and movies!!! #i feel so crazy stupid alive #and all because i realized that i can get bangs if i want to #and i can quit dance because it makes me miserable #and i can try new things and wear clothes my mom doesn’t personally like and might be judging silently #and i can really just do what i want instead of struggling to follow these invisible social standards everywhere like a puppy #its really really beautiful to feel like a person actually #cathy says words #nice words #gentle reminders #soft reminders #soft words #words about love

[juniperberrypipebomb]

Decided to log into twitter (hell) and outside of everything going to shit as always i found this piece of shit as my banner

I dont even remember when i made this but i do remember that i did and i remember how i made it

I saw a picture on twitter w some kind of caption and decided that i could make it look like a banner

i tried to add the fire flaming text that i saw on some reposted to twitter tumblr posts where someome makes a grammatical error and someone corrects them in a form of flaming (sometimes animated) text (never change guys, gals and all of you magnificent pals lol) but at the time i didnt know the website that you all used so i tried to improvise and google

I remember half way thru the making of this text being so upset that it looked like shit but after taking a break for 20 minutes i said "fuck it, it is way funnier this way" and i kinda glad that back then i decided to "fuck it we ball" it

It looks disgusting and i love it

#i unironically glad i found it bc it still holds up to me #not in a sense that its still THAT funny to me (i believe i made it when i was like when i was maybe 17-ish) but it feels kinda #nostalgic #some might say that its not nostalgic it all like “lol #you're 21 how tf can this shit be nostalgic to you #you still havent experienced x y and z you're a still young adult who havent decided what your future is you dont get to feel nostalgic #about your past outside of movies you watched when you were a child lol“ #and i kinda disagree #bc at that point of my life i only started to figure myself out (hell i only “recently” realised im nonbinary and multisexual) #and looking back at how i used to be #it definitely feels like ive made a lot of progress in self development and self improvement #and its kind of nostalgic for me to see my old abandoned twitter page (i should probably nuke it completely) and see that everything change #everyone learns #everyone becomes different #everything stays the same while also changing simultaneously #did i really got emotional over my old banner? #anyways whoever finds this post i kinda thank you for reading thru my schizophrenic post and i wish you a good day #juniper's tree branches #juniper stupider #ramblings #nonsense rumblings #will delete this cringe later when ill be embarrassed about it

[glassesmcfancyhair]

Ok, so, it’s not about manufacturing the affection between Benedick and Beatrice, it’s about exposing their already existing affection and giving them permission to be vulnerable with each other.

#much ado about nothing #things are heating up in the Shakespeare fandom #kenneth branagh #Branagh version #guys this movie has Denzel Washington Keanue Reeves and Kate Beckinsale #denzel washington #keanu reeves #kate beckinsale #michael keaton #emma thompson #listen Benedick and Beatrice both think they took their shot with the other one and got shot down #they literally had a massive miscommunication while flirting prove me wrong #and then their intense weirdo feelings wouldn’t let them do anything but snipe at the other #oh nothing just thinking about that scene where they know Benedick is listening #so Sean Leonard Scott gets to be extra dramatic #and it’s just like Benedick you fucking dumbass #you absolute moron #yeah sure they believe that your indignant cries are birds #did you just become stupid

[oldtestleper]

the thing about the class politics in saltburn is that it’s very like all these super rich people with their lives of unimaginable privilege and leisure and entitlement are such vile insincere leeches who use people without thinking and don’t have a fingernails’ worth of genuine human solidarity or compassion in their whole bodies and you’re like yeah cool so are we going to see them extend this to its most extreme logical conclusion by watching them do violence and parasitism in a more overtly gut splattering way a la ready or not or are we going to see them get righteously taken apart by the person they fail to fully see as human in the first place, their very blindness to such a person being the fatal flaw which allows them to be ultimately dismantled a la parasite? and then emerald fennel is like neither, watch all this crazy shit, and it is crazy and makes no sense and it completely erases the question and leaves you with ‘and the rich people were right to be paranoid about people maliciously usurping their position and the working classes being the real parasites who want to destroy them just to be mean, and are probably also lying about being poor’ even though no one in that movie turned out to be working class anyway

#the problem with using pseudopolitical commentary as set dressing for your overblown bacchanalia of a movie (positive) about a guy who is #crazy bananas unhinged obsessive in a sexy way (positive) is that it doesn’t actually remove the politics from your movie. #they just become stupid and kind of self-contradictory. but they are still there. they are very much still there. #.txt #saltburn

[panicsimss]

btw you couldn't see it in my recent photoset, but I did add a Van heartstring poster in Caitlyn's room as a little easter egg. I like to think that movie was her and Hudson's favorite- and that's why the Van heartstring dvd is also seen in the Hudson breakup blues post from a while ago

#im COMMITTED to the bit #throwaway AU becomes canon movie in my sims story and now i have to take every opportunity to reference the damn thing #anyway thats ur stupid fact of the day