#if he cant do it personally then he’ll send out a bunch of bloodsucking priests to do it

[pirate-and-soldier]

evan: the stars are beautiful tonight

destin: yeah

evan: yknow who else is beautiful

destin: *scowls* youre going to say ash arent you

evan: i— what?? no??

ALTERNATIVELY

ash: the stars are beautiful tonight

jenna: yeah

ash: yknow who else is beautiful?

jenna: *blushes* who

ash: evan

*far, far away*

destin: yknow i suddenly have the impulse to kill ash

evan, patting his shoulder and not looking up from his book: have fun

destin, taking out a knife: oh i will

#cinda williams chima #shattered realms #seven realms #desvan #destin karn #evan strangward #ash sul'han #adrian sul’han #jenna bandelow #ash i swear youre so fucking bi #who did have a crush on first #evan or jenna #cuz it seems to me that it was evan #better watch out ash destins coming for your kneecaps #if he cant do it personally then he’ll send out a bunch of bloodsucking priests to do it #thatll teach him