#thatll teach him

[choccy-milky]

I know there's some parts of your fanfiction where Clora has some passing feelings of jealousy because of a comment or two made by background characters towards Sebastian, but I was wondering how you think Clora and Sebastian would genuinely react to a situation where someone was actively trying to pursue him? I was just curious since the raven and the snake have a good bit of people chasing after Clora and Sebastian being jealous (cough physically violent cough)

BAHAHA seb doesnt get physically violent when he gets jealous, he just gets irritated and petty LOL. gotta defend my boi for a sec, hes only gotten physically violent twice, and once was when clora was being blackmailed/SA'd, and the other was when he was corrupted by the relic, so it wasnt REALLYYYY him.

BUT to answer the question, this is what happens when clora gets jealous LOOL basically its: she gets jealous > knows that its unfounded and seb wouldn't reciprocate, so she keeps her feelings to herself > but still cant help but feel down about it > seb catches on and makes sure to reassure her. and seb would 1000% be willing to just never talk to the other girl ever again if thats what it took BAHAHA but obvs clora would reject that and tell him thats way too extreme. and altho seb thinks its cute when cloras jealous, he also doesnt like making her feel that way, since he considers it a sort of failure on his part (like, if ur feeling jealous, it means im not proving that i love you enough LMAO) whereas for when seb gets jealous, its: he gets jealous > tells clora of his suspicions / that the dude is trying to get with her > clora tries to reassure him that its nothing, and that its all just platonic (bc it IS from her POV, whether the dude actually likes her or not, bc shes naive af) > seb has no choice but to put up with it LOL bc he's self-aware and knows he gets jealous easily, and accepts that he might be overreacting, but he'll still keep an eye on it regardless. he trusts clora but he doesnt trust the guys, and unlike seb, clora wouldnt stop talking to someone she considered a friend just bc seb THINKS they like her. unless the dude is straight up asking her out/being super bold and obvious about it, clora would just default to 'oh hes just being friendly😇 LMAO. basically seb is too jealous and clora is too naive and they both know this about themselves and each other, so they kinda have to meet in the middle on these things HAHA. for seb its like yeah fine, i might think every guy has nefarious intentions, but YOU also think every guy is completely pure and has absolutely NO romantic intentions ever LOL. but they know this so it works out LMAO (plus even if it is slightly infuriating for each other at times, seb still finds cloras naivety/innocence endearing, and clora also finds sebs possessiveness/jealousy endearing as well🥰) also unrelated but i finally changed my pfp after a year and its cracking me up. that is all

#damn i sure rambled huh..its funny cuz clora and seb kinda have this convo in my most recent chap about how theyre basically opposites LOL #and how bc of it they make 'quite the pair' LOL #i have another jelly clora scene coming up and i think thatll be the third time in my fic cloras gotten jealous #once from the girls watching him play quidditch once from natty teaching him magic and now the MYSTERY THIRD TIME #its rarer for clora to get jealous bc she doesnt jump to conclusions like seb LMAO. and also bc seb is too clingy to give her a chance LOL #ask #choccyart

[pacifymebby]

Oh my god he knows he fucking knows that is what a Taurus would say Sam well done bro I'm so proud of you 😭😭😭

#he wants to read my birth chart reading of him thatll teach him

[daigo-rikuto]

Hey @se-venden-flores , u didnt want to see my art posts? Well now YOU block me, u fag. Ill tag u in all of em :3

#daigo art real #((ooc: i love how daigo will somrtimes do stupid shit like #“AAAAGH i hate that guy!! guess i gotta draw us together as animals and send it to him while calling him a fag. #thatll teach him.“ like no ofc it wont you down bad idiot <3)) #the flower thingy

[manyothermusingsofmine]

I keep seeing the idea floating about of like Klavier getting framed for murder and I was like "how is that going to work tho like what would the-" and then my brain went "ma'am your hair is a similar length to his, you shed like a fucking husky, and transfer is a very real thing."

So yeah hi people who love the take of framed Klavier I'm just telling you that through loose shedding hair transfer your take is totally possible because lbr in a universe where they dont even bother to check who's blood is in the art room these detectives will take one look at a singular long blonde hair and go "welp time to lock up prosecutor gavin I guess!"

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #thatll teach him for being the singular blonde they have left on the cast lmao

[toasttedbaguels]

oh i am going to kill this one particular class.

#i just. want to know what goes through someone head when they do this shit #whatever anyways one of the other technicians had a talk with their teacher and i’m HOPING thatll fix some things #idk i don’t always wanna bitch about work but like... when the teacher makes the most ridiculous requests that NO OTHER TEACHER HERE DOES.. #like every friday i have to bring up her TWENT EIGHT students work and materials from ANOTHER BUILDING to the TOP FLOOR #when every other teacher that has the same setup just brings their shit back at the end of their lesson. like its lazy #even more lazy is that they don’t clean their shit ever and then complain when all our brushes and palettes are wrecked #like huh. huh. who did that i wonder? who also got their own individual art kits at the start of the year and yet still insists on using- #-and destroying the cupboard stock? huh? huh? bizarre. #bagel babbles #idk also she is just like. rude. to me at least. but fine to the other technician #because he’s like hot and cool or whatever idk. and i’m not him #i think she’s got it in her head that i’m less competent than him for some reason #which like yeah but only in specific skill areas like using all the fucking heavy workshop machinery i haven’t been trained on yet #like he’s LITERALLY been doing this three years and i started in octoberwhat do u want #also also just in general he’s like 5 years older than me. of course he’s had more time to learn this shit i’m TWENTY ONE #even then though like this guy is teaching now. *im* the main technician now. fucking put up with it girl i am not him. #rant over. anyways doesnt this sink look kinda like howls bath? happy wizard freak friday :)

[angeltrapz]

healer buttercup so strong in my mind <3

#she does what she can with whatever materials she has on hand #westley is always staring at her like 😍 whenever shes tending to him or inigo/fezzik and shes just like 'westley darling i need to focus' #connor.mp3 #aka: take a guess as to whats included in my upcoming princess bride fic!! #read a fic where she became valeries apprentice and i just thought that was so cool!! #thats not the case in this fic but i suppose its loosely inspired by it #(i. had to do research for this fhkdkskd they dont exactly have a hospital/doctors) #she teaches fezzik some things because he wants to help people 🥰 esp his friends!! (not sure thatll be included in the fic but!! canon)

[castlehark]

still wanting to tweak paris's moveset a bit, but it's hard to come up with something good for him. cant have him out against fire types because of the x4 weakness, so getting a counter to it wouldnt even matter. i'd like a different bug type move than leech life, which is funny that he still has, but i think it's been the best one comparatively. looking up competitive movesets is kind of stupid, but i dont want to waste my money trying to find something that really fits. siiigh

#hgc #liveblog #cant have him out against flying types either. want him to have some grass moves but he doesnt have very good sp.atk ... #and 4/5 of the grass moves i can teach him that are actually attack moves are sp.atk :( #well he does have growth and sp.atk isnt his WORST trait ... but just plain atk is better #siiigh. well ill leave it for now. hes gonna learn x-scissor at lv 55 thatll be really cool at least

[kath-artic]

literally clawing at the walls of my enclosure i need to fuck so bad. respond to my messages, boy.

#at least im fairly certain ill see him friday bc he was on campus at the same time i was and so presumably thatll happen again #i also told him id teach him how to juggle #and he said hed teach me to be mediocre at baking. so like. come over about it

[bbqhooligan]

i rewatched saiki k live action and 2 critical things i forgot: saiki thinks kuboyasu will get in trouble for violence, calls him out on it to prevent it, kuboyasu denies being a delinquent by acting all friendly and affectionate, so effectively that the two of them get in trouble for engaging in illicit sexual relations (real), and at one point teruhashis thoughts tease saiki like "bet you couldnt even kabedon me, shy boy!" and hes immediately like "nuh uh could too. in fact let me imagine the whole thing rn. see? thats how itd go. HAH. thatll teach teruhashi. im getting such a good grade in not caring, normal to want, possible to achieve" hes also almost purposefully saying "offu" in his mind as many times as he can. like 5 times in the whole movie. so petty. terusai and kubosai fans eating well

#mypost #saiki k #saiki kusuo #teruhashi kokomi #kuboyasu aren #saiki k live action #saikik #saiteru #terusai #its my movie of all time #forever saiki k posting

[killerpancakeburger]

I tried to heal a Watchman (temporary ally) cause he was close to death but he took the threw potion as an attack so i had to knock him out.

*massive facepalm*

Thatll teach me to be nice ig

#rambling into the void #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #kpb plays bg3 #-_-

[scoliosisrick]

LET MURT PLAY HIS FORTNITE WITHOUT BEING JUDGED ITS NORMAL AND HEALTHY FOR A YOUNG ELDRITCH HORROR TO SPEND DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER UNBLINKING AND UNMOVING TO THE POINT OF CRUSTY DEHYDRATED EYES AND SKIN THATS GLUED TO THE PLEATHER CHAIRS IT TEACHES PATIENCE AND PREPARES THE BODY FOR A 9-5 OFFICE CUBICAL JOB THATLL CONTRIBUTE TO OUR "SOCIETY" SO THERES THAT IT ALSO GIVES HIM COPING SKILLS FOR REAL LIFE SUCH AS ESCAPISM BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD WHEN YOU COULD LIVE IN FORTNITE KICKING ABSOLUTE ASS WHILE YOUR TYPING AWAY IN YOUR CONSTRICTING CUBICAL MY THESIS IS GIVE MURT MORE FORTNITE TIME OLD MAN

HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME HE JUST STARES AT THE TITLE SCREEN. DOESN'T EVEN HOLD THE CONTROLLER JUST SITS THERE 2 INCHES AWAY FROM THE MONITOR AND STARES. FOR HOURS. TOLD HIM TO JUST COME HELP GRANDPA GET UP THE STAIRS HE'S NOT GONNA MISS MUCH IN HIS GAME AND HE WON'T DO IT HE WON'T LOOK AWAY. HE THINKS THE TITLE SCREEN IS THE GAME.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #asks

[blu3m4rz]

i watched more free! today…

the competitive swimmer pain continues. they’ll literally be like “his swimming is beautiful!” then cut to the worst form i’ve ever seen

it’s awful because i like the characters! i think they’re silly <3 the animation is stunning! and i’ll get so engaged in it and be like <3333 and then all of a sudden i take 100k critical damage because the guy who supposedly went to a fancy swimming school does dolphin kicks like the seven year olds i coach trying it for the first time

also the way this guy just has 7 (?) tech suits?? those things are EXPENSIVE. like 200+ dollars on the low end expensive. if this guy was actually a swimmer he would treat those like spun gold. they would be carefully tucked away and he WOULD NOT be wearing them all the time. also they just really fuck with your muscles if you wear them too much, it’s worse for the F suits because of the shoulder straps i think but the M suits still dig into your thigh right above the knee and if you wear it too long they leave an ugly red ring there. even if he just wants to always be ready to swim he should wear an old training suit or something

the way they tried to teach rei to swim was pathetic. you DO NOT start with breastroke jfc thatll just confuse him or screw up his knees when he inevitably does it wrong!!! also he shouldnt be shallow diving right away thats a spinal waiting to happen

also if they were going to save for any sort of club wear they shouldve gone with deck parkas but thats more personal preference + theyre more expensive than jackets but i just think theyd look so silly in the giant deck parkas and also theyre practical and <33333

i think its funny that they got like everything about swimming wrong except for the very important part that everyones gay, everyone acts gay as shit, and no one comments on it.

#free! #this is NOT me hating on free! #i like it way way way more than i thought i would #i was honestly hate watching it!!! one of my teammates told me about it so i was like damn that sounds awful #and it is lmao #but everything other than the actual swimming is amazing #(i say about a swimming anime) #but i’m fr!! #i like it

[lavenders-writing]

my epic and official review of FMN by @sipsteainanxiety below the cut <33

(ALSO GO READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T)

okay starting off with ch 27:

the eye contact through the mirror,, good shit right there

this is random but i keep thinking about the baby and i feel so :(((( and DDDDD: PLEASE they gotta be a family again i am beggingsgfhgf

"you could still pull up. i'll sure she'll understand" okay i pull up--

"gotta get that quality time in with your girl" amen sero, amen

"cowabummer, dude" HJDFK SERO I LOVE YOU he's really coming in here with some hit lines isnt he

he;s so nervous :(((( just wanna wrap him in a big hug he deserves one

the thought that bakugou, who's extremely calculated, is willing to just risk it all just to be with the person he loves means SO much my heart is aching but like in a good way

the art AWWWWWshfgfddsk he is SO. yeah love him

Dr BitchAss McGee better step back alright im not playing around this time bc katsuki is sad again and that is NOT allowed in this household

if this man doesnt stop clicking at me i swear im gonna click him into the next dimension

this bitch is keeping me in a WAREHOUSE??? didnt your mother teach you how to treat a lady smh

OH DID THIS BITCH TAKE MY MEMORIESS AGAIN I SWEAR

this woman sounding like the Joker by talking about society like get your clown ass away from me im not batman

lady im sorry your partner died but i literally barely remember that incident because SOMEONE took my memory so why tf am i here i mean i understand that youre trauma dumping but find a better outlet, sis <3

oh heres bitchass mcgee in the corner okay lemme at him

"you bounced back though, didn't you?" okay untie me and then say that to my face

AAGHHHH NOW ITS BEEN REVEALED THAT SAKI'S HER DAUGHTER IM AAAFDHGADDFGDHFGSDHHFHDGFGHDH PLEASE LET THEM BE A FAMILY AGAIN THEY ALL DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS

YEAHHHH WOOOOO KATSUKI COME IN AND KICK SOME ASS WITH ME love how this violence will hopefully bring us together <3

AAAHHH i didn't think i'd be in the notes!!! tysm ily <333333 !!!!!! i wanna draw this lady now sjfhdg i have a mental image of her already

okay time for ch 28 hgskdghasghsdf

these two bitches with one needle trying to beat us like just accept defeat, sweaty <3

OH SHIT WAIT HER QUIRK UH OH

YEAHHHH LEMME KICK THE DOCTORS STUPID HOE ASS WOOO

YESSSEESRESDSED A SOLID PUNCH TO THE FACE HELL EYAH

i should go back and take his wallet and socks; wallet bc it's funny and i can give it to the police and socks bc then he'll be very unconfrotable and thatll ALSO be funny

this lady has rabies or something omg

"YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME" "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE" HDF KSHGHDJFHGSDKG PLEASE THAT TOOK ME OUT GHGJFSDHFHGK

bitch stop playing with me like im a puppet this isn't some wack version of coraline where youre the other mother okay put me down i'll bite you

when i said to put me down i did NOT mean like that

YEAHHH WOOOHOOOO IM A BADASS what a power couple omg

AAAHHHHGHH YES this friendship with eijirou is EVERYTHING

mother and father, please give me my child back immediately :) (threat)

YESSS GO OFF SIS THEY DID LIE TO YOU!!!! GO OFF!!!! QUEEN SHIT

YES uncle ei awwwww my HEART omg

kissed sunsets awwwww PLEASE thats so cute

the fact that he kept everything where is was, like the SNEAKERS, im,,,, my heart hurts he missed yn so muchAND TH EBOOK AND THE MUG AND THE NOTES HNMNGMHNFHMNHMFNNFH IM IN PAIN!!! ABSOLUTE AGONY!!!!!!!!!

OH AND THE PITCURE FRAME ON THE PILLOW I AM GOIGN TO WEEP AND SOB AND CRY

YES YES YES THEYRE A FAMILY AGAIN YE S S RSSE

HE GOT THE WHOLE NURSERY READY OMG PELA SEGREREKFVDHSGKDJSG SOBBIGN AN D SCREAMIGN

HE HAD THE RING ON HIM THE WHOEL TIME IM

HMNGHGNMGNHM LOSING YM MIND THEY MEAN :(((( SO MUCH TO ME :(((((( THEIR LITTLE FAMILIY IS SO IMPORTANT I LOVE THEM

amazing job AS ALWAYS this had me absolutely captivated omg <33333

#bakugou katsuki #bnha fic #not my fic #sipsteainanxiety #go read it if you havent!!!! its incredible

[tambay-things]

1/30

june 7

TODAY

had a great day. i downloaded tumblr and solitaire. revisited my old posts and such. i must sayyy i like that i started my self love journey early on especially while being exposed to social media in my preteens. another thing that happened was i had a walk with my bro to help him with his project. that was fun ngl hahaha. the vid is some cats we passed under a beautiful tree.

thenn after dinner i went on tiktok, wondering if i should restart my 1 tiktok dance a day challenge, and i ended up watching a live of a dood teaching korean. that was funnn. lastly i called with my dear friends and it was nice. comforting?

DAY 1 PROMPT

im taking computer science! well, not yet. I will when classes start in the next few months. tho i did take ICT for my 2 final years of high school😊

SOMETHING IM LOVING

taking videos of moments,, being present and fully taking in the current situation without judgements(romanticizing and keeping optimistic)

my nails cos i have cute designs on them

andd this song

P.S. ?

I will make a "goals" post thatll include my purpose, and what i intend to achieve from this #30doc

cos i feel like id get off track with how i explain "summary of my day" and ramble about unrelated things hahahah

#Spotify #30dop #music

[squirrelpatties]

if jd wants to fuck me he'll have to suck my dick first. no penis privileges for him until he learns some humility

BAHAGF2FEF2FG2GWHHWHW

Thatll teach him

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Okay, if theyre making Jonathan not be a misogynist then I can stop being angry and try to actually pay attention to the plot and convuloted character dynamics of Dracula (2013)

Dracula is pretending to be some swagless old-money american guy called Alexander Grayson and hes invented some kind of wireless magnetosphere-powered technology that would render petroleum oil useless so now a bunch of swagless old-money british guys with stake in the oil industry want him dead

Renfield is not insane but doesnt really have a backstory, hes basically draculas servant who does any work that would require going outside during the day

Jonathan is basically getting paid to live in Draculas house and go on dates with other the swagless old-money british guys and then gossip to him about it

Jonathan used to be a misogynist who didnt support Minas ambitions of becoming a doctor but then Dracula talked him out of it

Theyre doing that stupid thing where Mina either coincidentally looks like Draculas lover he had when he was human or is just straightup her reincarnated

Van Helsing is Minas professor, like hes teaching her to become a doctor n shit

Van Helsing is working with dracula to create some kind of serum thatll prevent him from bursting into flames the second he steps into the sun

The reason hes working with Dracula is that theres some kind of big vampire hunting organization and they killed his wife and children for some reason

I think Van Helsing originally ressurected dracula??? Like, he was a dried out corpse in a big underground tomb but then he gave him some blood to drink but that couldve also been some other guy idk man, all these white guys look the same

It looks like Dracula was turned into a vampire during the crusades ?? Idk he wasnt turned via vampire bite, but instead by some kind of fucked up ritual

All of those fucking old-money british guys have SOMETHING going on but I cant keep track of all of their bullshit and I also cant remember their names, one of them was gay and had a thing with one of the other guys son but when the son was like "i wanna make it official, who cares that this 19th century england!!" he was like "no, i have a reputation" and it upset him so much he killed himself

Theres two vampires who seem to have psychic powers that they can use to spy on Dracula while having sex but I think van helsing killed them or some shit

I think thats it good god this is some soap opera shit

#lunas dracventures