#idk what exactly is coming soon

[applejongho]

dunno how to articulate my thoughts without sounding mean but i'll try my best; it's so exciting when jh tries a new color and it's also exciting when he also seems to be enjoying it, but i think a problem in fandom culture in general is that need to have ownership over your [thing you like], in this case, jh, a real person. like you can be sad that jh is losing or toning down his purple hair because it was a good color and he looks good, but also at the end of the day it's his hair on his head and what he wants to do w his hair is his business only.

i say this because jh said in the latest radio station that he is going to tone down his purple hair in a few days, not because he doesnt like the color, but because his hair grows outward, a common thing that happens with your hair when you are of asian or hispanic descent. he needs down perms to literally "put down" the hair instead of it sticking straight out of his head. and down perms can fuck with the color if it's dyed.

so with this in mind, jh keeps his hair "boring" and black because he would rather his hair not be sticking straight out of his head and he doesnt want to sacrifice more time at the salon for color correction when it can just be his natural color. and thats really valid of him, just as it's valid of any other member or kpop idol to constantly dye their hair. it's his choice just like theirs and fans should respect his choice more.

#like idk just in general people make comments about jh being boring just bc he dresses a certain way and has his hair a certain way #and it's annoying to me. bc it's his business only. hes wonderful exactly how he is. u should not pressure him to do something hes uncomfy #and u can prefer a more flashy idol but that doesnt mean that automatically jh's own self expression is 'bad' #hope i dont sound like a bitch but i wanted to post this bc of jh saying hes going to change his hair soon #apple lady words #i feel like this all comes back to nuance bc u can love his different hair but dont make it seem like hes boring if hes not going out of hi #comfort zone #and ik most fans respect him but some fans come across as 'owning' him and feeling like they have the final say in regard to his body #which is what i have a problem with #maybe im making a mountain out of a mole hill or this isnt even a problem #but idk. posting it. oh well #edit: this is directed at nobody

[goldensunset]

upon thinking about it i think i am just gonna emulate the game. whether there are remakes coming or not

#idk *when* i’ll do this bc the sv hyperfixation is still strong but i’m gonna go crazy without new food for my brain soon #worst case scenario if remakes come out two days after i finish and they’re actually good then what exactly have i lost #everyone says gen 5 animation and music and stuff are peak #like the quality holds up #i could choose to buy the remake and play it again if i wanted #bc i do like owning games and especially playing them legitimately myself #pokémon

[tstain-is-an-idiot]

CU, except I swapped the genders and changed some minor story details

So basically it's a more magical girl-ish version of the story instead of a normal superhero one (she still is, but just more... magical, I guess?)

#and I still need to come up with the names for half the characters!! #of course only if i ever expand apon this concept #I'm thinking of having this AU's George be named “Mona” #which (if you read the tags of the WIP for this) was originally one of the names I was going to use for Melvin #as soon as I got the idea for this AU I knew exactly what the AU Harold's hair would look like #it's kind of inspired by clawdeen from g3 of monster high #(gotta sneak my other fixations in somehow) #as for Mona's design #I know girls wear ties #but I wanted it to make sense within the context of the story #so i changed her signature accessory to a belt #lets just say the sixth graders had it worse in this version #and Cap... #a lot of details to kind of explain #(not fully idk how to do that) #so she's basically a magical girl here #a very stupid one might i add #yes she is holding a roll of toilet paper #she uses it like a ribbon baton #(she has accidentally mummified herself in it on multiple occasions) #the silver jewellery is meant to resemble the curtain rings #to work around the toupee thing i gave her some grey hairs near the top of her head #and the Krupp of this universe would wear her hair up in a bun which would hide the fact she's already going grey #i know it's not as funny as the Krupp being obviously bald under his fake hair thing #but I'm trying to adjust things where I need to in this universe #the George and Harold here still have the same questionable sense of humour too #captain underpants #george beard #harold hutchins #art

[sonicunleash]

i am so calm and normal about the possibility of a new sonic game announcement im so calm and normal and composed and not wide awake going

#Although im confused on like #if its a mainline modern sonic game it feels so soon. its only been a year since frontiers.... whatevers next they cant have much for it ye #especially since the dlc JUST finished for frontiers #and im pretty sure classic games and modern games are done by seperate teams now so im not too confused on why a new modern game could #come after superstars just released but. Idk IT SEEMS WEIRD #BUT IM NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT ELSE COULD BE BEING ANNOUNCED? THE TEASER VERY MUCH LOOKED LIKE A 3D GAME SCREENSHOT #MAYBE A SPINOFF GAME????? a short?????? #I DONT KNOW

[13eyond13]

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#so far in my sporadic picking away at various manga series i feel i have the weirdest reader relationships with JJBA and Attack on Titan #when reading JJBA i am not really that invested in the characters or even whats happening to them and yet i still never decide to dnf it #and i dont even know what it is that keeps me reading except that its just very unique i suppose? #such an odd combo of different things that somehow manages to eventually have its own sorta cohesive logic and charm #also the art is just fun. its ornate and goofy and macho and flamboyant and gross #but as soon as i put it down i stop thinking about it too #and dont feel like picking it up again for at least several more days #with attack on titan i found the art style mostly really bad at first ngl #it reminded me of awkward drawings a high schooler would make like the inconsistentness #of like there are good action poses here but the people also look weird ugly bland and stiff and the backgrounds are often so empty #idk i was feeling pretty blah about it but something about how starkly straight-forward the story is was interesting to me #where its literally exactly what you heard its just #theres a bunch of humanoid giants attacking our city #and we have to stop them. that's it #and also the awkwardness of the art style i find works extremely well when it comes to the titans #like they are genuinely creepy to me. and they do actually feel massive the way theyre drawn. and the mystery around them interests me too #anyways im like 60% through part 1 of jojo(also read most of part 4 a few years ago) and only on vol 3 of AoT #but yeah those are the 2 series i have the most mixed feelings about so far #wouldnt say i love or hate either of them but still also continue to want to find out more #13readsmanga #p

[helenhuntingdon]

Of course another lesbian show was cancelled

#I actually like the l word generation q a lot #though I'm not caught up but I'm not in america lol #Idk if it's the best recent lesbian or queer women show #but yeah when they're pretty much all cancelled that is definitely a thing #yeah they may do new things #but personally I don't watch shows with 1 season often if they may get cancelled on a cliffhanger or some shit #unless they are really good or obvs if they're meant to be 1 season #I'm not wasting time to watch an unfinished story to be mad at the potential #so I and many others won't watch the shows cancelled after 1 season either it's sad for those shows #sorry for you lesbians #and personally I feel like lately I'm watching a lot more (possible) queer men and that's not a conscious choice at all #but when I think about it it's like what current queer women show would I even watch??? so that makes sense now lmfao #911 obvs has a lesbian couple and station 19 has a queer woman couple and grey's has a queer couple and prob soon another #love them queer women lots but they're not all exactly leads #a league of their own obvs I forgot then it wasn't cancelled just will have 4 eps lmfao this is all so ridiculous #and I don't even want to watch new queer women shows rn I want to continue watchin those great ones till they end #gentleman jack most comes to mind as a show everyone loved even my str8 parents and yet????? #this is just a rant this is what this is here for SIGH

[vermillioncrown]

[+] my revision of formulation for the whole study & thesis was majorly approved, ppl can no longer pretend to or actually be lost

[+] minion² was contained, showed up in person and got the sense that no one was going to take his nonsense

[+] no major disagreement between the supes, all subteams understand their tasks

[-] back-to-back-to-back meetings w advisors, integrators, external working groups, and study lead in the next two weeks

[-] i have to finish reading... 15+ papers and compile their data

[-] fix a data structure implementation in my optimization model that i had promised since... nov last year lol (it wasn't entirely necessary. until now)

we'll see if i'm in the mood for stress relief writing instead of just stress relief daydreaming... there's a lot of stuff for every fic but it's all over the place. tpac hyperfixation is still holding strong (esp when compared to all other wips, it is second place for most concrete ending + actual epilogue)

(first place is larb bc every chapter is outlined and scoped; just haven't felt like writing it)

(not saying the other fics don't have planned endings but besides their plot i don't have the context for the endings yet. the shape of the ending scenes are very much informed by the long, in-between chapters)

#academic jerky #redglyphs #was so 1000% business mode that one of the supes did the equivalent of '👉👈 ...we're okay right?' #also my other stress relief is trolling the new firstie under my wing (in good fun ofc) #this is the one i'm shielding from minion²'s nonsense #he's finding out exactly how willing i am to commit to a bit #but he's also a humongous weirdo so like and like #anywho rl is both rough but looking up #good things will come in march :) #also final thing: a reminder to both readers and writers that there is a real person on the other side of that screen #have been receiving a few comments that (on good faith) come from a place of praise and enthusiasm but... #there is a hint of uhhh... to them. like someone wrote it forgetting that a real person will read it without their face-to-face context #i'm not a blindly 'positive words only!! 🥰🥰🥰' type of person bc fucking obviously from my posts lol #but if one's intent is to convey something positive then do it without negging. do it without backhandedness or putdowns to others. #it is a valuable skill to learn how to communicate civilly. if this scares ppl into thinking 'well... now idk what to write or comment'... #okay. but know that you gotta practice irl or online soon enough and online is lower stakes than irl #and the only reason you might never need to know how to talk civilly is if you're an absolute recluse

[slippery-minghus]

dunno if i'm gonna rally the spoons and nerve to apply to some new jobs (i suppose we'll see how this week's vibe goes) but i updated my resume and i'm feeling pretty good about it 💪

#been reading lots of AskAManager and she has some interesting tips on resume writing #to not so much list your job description (though to do it a little for those keywords) but to list your achievments instead #and i've built up a good handful of those actually #in the very least it'll be that much more ready to go when the time comes #and i'm still *fingers crossed* hopeful about that internal role someday #we're in a hiring freeze (except for most dire need) and there were just more layoffs higher up so idk if the creation of this position #is actually a viable thing to hope for but.... i'd be SO DAMN GOOD AT IT #there's a job i'm looking at on indeed that looks pretty interesting and isn't much further from where i already work #it doesn't seem like it'd have much opportunity to grow - and would be a lot like what i do now - but it's not exactly like i have much room #to grow where i'm at anyway. short of that one role they have me (and who knows who else) in mind for that may or may not ever open up #and... i don't want to leave. per se. but if the coworker i can't stand doesn't leave soon i may have to leave first #personal

[six-improbable-things]

I'm so close to hitting level 6 in bg3, and I haven't even left act 1 yet. It'd be nice if I could get there before I head to the mountain pass, but idk if it's possible. I still need ~700 XP, and the only unfinished quest I still have is to fight the construct in the adamantine forge. Which is going to be a pain in the ass.

#morrigan.text #morrigan plays #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the forge construct is such a pain because the superheated condition goes away when the lava does #but then it doesn't come back as soon as the lava does. #so he was just whaling on my party for like 4 rounds while we couldn't do shit. #it sucked #idk exactly what the trigger is for the superheated condition to come back. #cause it came back eventually but by then I only had one party member left standing and she was on 2 HP. #so that didn't last long.

[kaeyaphile]

y'all i am just having the SHITTIEST week and if tomorrow isn't better i honestly do not know what the fuck i'm going to do because i am SO CLOSE to simply snapping to be quite fucking honest 🙃

and i still have 7 days left of my 9 day stretch after today lmfao

#kayleigh.txt #i work 8am to 2pm and then have to come back 6pm to 8pm #but i live 40 minutes away from my job #so i don't really want to drive all the way home only to have to leave again an hour later #because there's absolutely no way we'll be leaving at exactly 2pm #but it's supposed to be 90 degrees and extremely humid tomorrow so #my original plan of getting panera and napping in my car may kill me lmfao #idk ig we'll see what happens #i'm exhausted and i have to be up in almost exactly 10hrs so i'm gonna watch jjk until i pass out 👌🏻 👏🏻 👍🏻 #i took my sleep meds and i'm not eating dinner tonight because i'm too fucking miserable and exhausted so #hopefully they kick in soon 😀👍🏻 #hopefully the pain medication helps even a tiny bit soon too because my back feels like it's being stabbed with lots of needles rn

[tiredqueertranarchist]

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#hes on t and will be coming out as trans (a man) soon #i think deni will come out this year and go on t #spicy cis #venting ahead #just saw some trans men talking about how miley cyrus sounds like #and another one being like #and im like .... they are both out they are literally both put they are trans already like publically trans idenitified #miley cyrus is genderfluid demi is nonbinary #i think miley is probs on T too tbh from the voice changes! idk current prounouns but they have a very T voice i could be wrong tho! #but you literally do not have to be a man to be on t! #and being like outside the binary or being fluid isnt just like. a stepping stone #nor is it just or whatever #its fully 100 percent trans in a way fuckers like you (that is excorsexists those who invalidate genders and experiences outside the s #strict and solid one or the other binary) cant even comprehend #god these people are exactly why i avoided trans communities for so many years #and post truscum era none of these people even admit thats what they are theyll be like nooo im an inclusionist #then everything they say and do shows the opposite. you see me as a phase #you either see me as a cis girl trying to be special or a deluded repressed man in need of saving or whatever #fuck you all so much #i know for discourse reasons itll get me flamed on this site but this is nothing to do with how i think the world is or how it should be #this js my own super biased rambling based on societal and person bullshit ofc #but god does this shit dig at years of trauma and my own experience of oppression #and its hard not to wanna lash out #im just a damn person im sick of representing so many so called groups and categories #they are abstractions thry arent real i am not them they are not me i am real i am concrete #i am none of them. but i am forced to face the consequences intended for those labelled as so many of them. and im just . so goddamn tired #leave me the fuck alone. think about lives outside your own sometimes maybe. #it may be novel to you but god its the only way i can protect myself so have a little courtesy and do it back

[milo-is-rambling]

First shower in my shower at home,,,, vibes are not what they should be

#not as good as I would like it to be #expected this euphoric moment of getting home but all I want to do is empty the car and leave again #this doesn’t feel like home this never felt like home this has always been where I’d end up wahhhhhhhh #as soon as you start thinking about the beginning it’s the end #I miss u shitty shower in a random hostel or hotel I miss u being exhausted on the road I miss you being in the carrrrrr #also my brother is annoying me !!!!! (who is surprised) #I’m pmsing and he always seems to be exactly where I want to be or doing exactly what I want to be doing #like I got up and went to shower and he was in the bathroom. whatever. went to do laundry. he is doing laundry. #that’s it. it’s just those two things so far. but. every time he comes home it’s like this #NO THERE WAS A THIRD THING #when I went to sit in the living room last night he was in my seat!!!! and so I just didn’t hang out with my family I just went into my room #I am bad at sharing especially with my brother especially when I haven’t been home in two weeks and when I do come home everything is very #slightly changed and then my brother is everywhere I want to be and I have no where else to go to get away from it #deep breaths deep breaths #going to the psychic today hopefully he doesn’t give me shit bc I’ve been working so hard and I’ve been seeing shit and hearing shit that #reminds me of dad or feels like a message from him like so many angle numbers that are like appropriately timed to events or thoughts #like. idk. maybe I’m going crazy or maybe my dead father is sending me messages or maybe I’ve lost my marbles completely who knows #I just want Ken (psychic) to be happy with me and to tell me that my dad has been reaching out #please tell me it’s him I don’t care if you lie to me please tell me my dad is proud of me please it’s all I want it’s all I ever fucking #wanted and now he’s dead and I’m so mad and sad and upset and I hate it all #sorry. deep breaths. it’s fine. #my dad has been dead for 8 months as of two days ago. 8 months without my father. I want to throw up. that’s insane. my stomach hurts. idk #if it’s periods about to start cramps or if it’s mental illness tummy ache #I’m gonna start a job in a couple days oh my god #crazy crazy crazy #gonna have money tho!!!! money!!! if I don’t fuck shit up at any point #anyways I’m gonna shower. and then probably have to help my brother unpack the van even tho I did all the driving and helped him pack it the #first time and mom didn’t and I said she should help this time bc everything hurts from being in the car and she can help him lift shit it #doesn’t all have to be me helping him #ughhhh

[luveline]

Hi idk if u have already written this if u have pls igonore but what about the first time bombshell reader calls Spencer beautiful?

fem, 1k

“Gideon has a new prodigy.” 

Your head rises of its own accord. “Yeah?” 

“He's younger than you. Twenty three, I think Hotch said. Fresh out of college, two degrees and working on a third? Or maybe he was getting his doctorate? I couldn't keep up.” Morgan shakes his head in disapproval. “Overeducated and under-experienced. He failed his physicals. The ones he took, anyways.” 

“Ooh, ouch. A baby on the team before me,” you joke with a smile. “Genius baby, but a baby.” 

Morgan smiles when you smile, he's too nice not to, but he picks up soon enough, crossing his arms where he's stood and wrinkling what was once a finely steamed suit jacket. “I don't know what Gideon's thinking.” 

“Does anyone ever know what he's thinking? What's Hotch say about it all?” 

Morgan reads what you're typing from over your shoulder and corrects a mistake. One day you won't need his help, but for now you take as much of it as you can get. You're not too proud to acknowledge when you mess up, you're a realist. Super sensible (in mind if not action). 

“Hotch lets Gideon do what he wants, mostly. What can you do when he's one of the originals?” Morgan leans heavily onto his desk by the forearms and shrugs. You’re similar in this regard; complain, move on. You're similar in other ways, too. That's why you get along. 

“Well, I want to meet this guy,” you say. “We'll be teammates just as soon as Strauss stops hating me. I'm one strategic boxed bouquet from a full pardon.” He laughs and touches your arm like he believes you. “Is he around?” 

“Here they are now.” 

You spin in Morgan's desk chair slowly. Jason Gideon is stalking through the office with his head in the contents of a manilla envelope, while a new face follows behind him talking a mile a minute. 

“Obviously,” you hear Gideon interrupt as they get close enough. “Agent Morgan can explain that to you. Don't overthink it, Spencer, just try to get through it.” 

He doesn't acknowledge you nor Morgan as he leaves Spencer and hurries up the steps leading to his and Hotch's offices. You aren't expecting much else from him. What little Gideon knows about you he doesn't like. If you ever get over the Strauss hurdle, it's him you'd have to convince next. You don't watch him cross the landing, your gaze focused on the man making his timid way toward you. Your lips part briefly, and then quirk into an overjoyed smile. 

“Oh, you're beautiful,” you say without thinking. 

He frowns at you. 

“Reid,” Morgan interrupts, “This is Y/N L/N. She works in the sex crimes division. As you can imagine, we get a lot of crossover.” You stand, holding out your hand. “Y/N, this is Spencer Reid.” 

“I don't shake. Sorry.” 

You press your hand to your chest. “Oh, that's okay. I shouldn't assume…” Your voice melds into a silkiness that has his shapely brows furrowing further, “It's nice to meet you, Spencer Reid. You're really pretty, do you know that?” 

Spencer peeks at Morgan quickly, who laughs good-naturedly. “She's serious, Reid. She's not making fun of you.” 

“You'd know,” Spencer says. It isn't malicious, but it isn't exactly friendly, either.

You twist to frown at Morgan deeply. “Morgan, you're not being nice to him?” 

“I'm being plenty nice, sweetheart, but this is how it works. I gotta haze him a little.” 

“No, you don't.” You tip your cheek toward your shoulder to look at Spencer through your lashes. “He pretends to be worse than he is, I promise. But don't let him neg you, okay? You're smarter than he is–” 

“Hey.” 

“–and he's used to being the office pretty boy. It's jealousy, nothing else,” you finish. Spencer really is gorgeous now you're close enough to see his eyes. A brown like caramelised sugar tented by dark, dark eyelashes. When he smiles, the very slightest hint of teeth shows, and it makes him even prettier. You endeavour to make him smile again. “Sorry if I'm coming off a little strong. It's not my intention.” 

“She's just nervous. You have everything she wants,” Morgan says. 

You sigh forlornly. “Oh, doesn't he?” Spencer's confused pout is even cuter than his smile. “Getting into the BAU is about as easy as walking on water.” 

“For a human,” Spencer says. “Easier if you're smaller. Like a water strider.” 

There's a silence. Morgan is aghast, you think. You're in love. 

“Yeah?” you ask, stars in your eyes as his own spark to life. 

“Because water strider's can transfer their weight, but also due to their hydrofuge hairpiles. Their microhairs.” He catches himself, measuring your expression carefully. “Did you really wanna know?” 

“Do you wanna get a cup of coffee and tell me about it?” you ask. 

His lips part as yours had when you first saw him. 

He's prevented from answering as Hotch's office door opens and the man himself walks out near the railing. “Good, you’re here. I have something to talk to you about.” 

You grin at him. “I'd love to chat, Agent Hotchner, but I'm getting to know your new protégé.”

“I see.” He waits. 

You would ignore him —Hotch has a soft spot for you (or rather, he likes you enough to put up with you, which is more than can be said about other members of his division) and he'd shrug off your dismissal— but you're really keen to hear what he has to say. Perhaps Strauss has changed her mind about your proposed trail basis with the team. 

“I'm so sorry,” you say to Spencer, immediately re-dazzled by his pretty, lovely face. “It was really nice to meet you, Spencer Reid. Maybe next time you can tell me more about it.” 

You give Morgan a quick thank you for the help with your paperwork and trust him to log out of your emails. In your rush up the stairs, you hear a wisp of conversation. 

“Was she messing with me?” 

Morgan laughs. “No, kid. That's how she is.” 

"Oh... She's nice."

"You have no idea."

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid oneshot #spencer reid scenario #spencer reid drabble #spencer reid fic #spencer reid fanfiction #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds #criminal minds fic #criminal minds x reader

[chibelial]

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#she’s so right she’s seen right through me I knew this would happen from the start #as soon as I was convinced she had some real feelings for me I knew I’d fucked up #because I’d have to somehow find a way to push past this wall for her #and I’ve never once been capable of that in my life I have to find a way to somehow #what do I even do with myself for the first time the first fucking time in damn near 25 years #somebody GOOD actually fucking cared and I just sat here knowing at some point I’d have to come clean #that I’m a spineless coward I’m an addict I’m numb and pathetic and people fall for me so often #and everytime they do they end up hurt cuz they learn I’m just this stagnant dead thing #and this time is so much worse cuz I actually reciprocated somehow SOMEHOW I felt things #I can’t even do the bare minimum for myself or her what am I even doing #I wonder if she’s even gonna read this #I’ve hurt her so badly I think I’m so stupid im a fucking parasite and a curse on everyone who’s misfortunate enough to like me #I’m so so sorry for what I am and for getting under your skin I literally built something under you knowing it’d almost certainly collapse #saying it’s not you it’s me really is the most cliche thing ever but it’s true #you’re so loving and funny and supportive and just real everybody is so fake and then there’s you #now you’re just gonna feel like I’m being manipulative if you actually read this god damn me #maybe I am idk I don’t mean to be but given the type of life I used to lead maybe like #it’s just burned into my subconscious idk but she’s right the things I said probably just filled her with guilt #like oh he’s putting himself down was I too mean what do I say now #it’s so obvious now that she’s pointed it out it’s just my thoughts I don’t filter them with her I want her to know exactly whats on my #mind and it just turned into me dumping way more stress on her #and now she doesn’t even think my feelings were real she thinks I was just toying with her or using her as free therapy #I just couldn’t control myself I finally had somebody who both cared and understood a lot of it #rare occasion I don’t fuck up and I snag someone who’s far above anything I deserve and I just filled her with pain

[azulpitlane]

boss' daughter I ln4

pairing: lando norris x brown!daughter reader summary: lando is down bad for zak brown's daughter but shes a little hard to get notes: I know this isn't pt 3 of my other mini series BUT i thought of this idea and had to do it immediately hehe, I really like this one masterlist

y/nbrown

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y/nbrown nyc living

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user i wanna see her at races shes so cute😭🫶

y/nbrown vegas! ill be there🤭 liked by landonorris

user help why's lando in his boss' daughter's likes

landonorris 🤩

user norizzzzz user is this him shooting his shot AHAHHA user NO LANDO SHES MINE

user IT GIRL

user landooo👀

y/bff/n pretty girl

y/nbrown love u babes

posted september 2023

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y/nbrown college student by day, dj by night😝

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y/bff/n ur so unserious babe

y/nbrown i ate, the people loved me

landonorris as a retired dj maybe you can give me some inspiration to start again

user LANDO??? user he's crushing so hard OMFFFF user zak brown reading this: 🤨🤨

zbrownceo dont have too much fun!

y/nbrown 🫣 user such a dad reply lol

user y/n brown slaying once again

user so excited to see you back in the paddock soon🫶 liked by y/nbrown

danielricciardo you're perfect for him

y/nbrown who???

posted october 2023

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y/nbrown vegas babyyy

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user gorgeous girl

danielricciardo finally reunited with my favorite brown

y/nbrown was too busy girlbossing sorry danielricciardo what a shame, there's someone who's been waiting to meet you... y/nbrown hm, i didn't meet anyone new🤷‍♀️ danielricciardo next race then user is daniel hinting that lando didn't meet his crush sjsjkskks user wait he hasn't EVEN MET HER?!?! user im guessing not, shes been pictured with other drivers but never lando

user here for landos comments

landonorris maybe you should come to a race where I'm not crashing😅

user norizz strikes again user its the fact that she never even replies and he's still trying HAHA user hes fr out here risking his seat for her just not to respond back

mclaren 🧡

user shes finally back in the paddock!!!

user im surprised she doesn't go to more gp's, her dad's literally the ceo of mclaren😭 user i think she's mentioned shes very busy with uni so her schedule usually never aligns with the races

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y/nbrown abu dhabi, UAE

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y/nbrown escaping cold new york weather

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user OMG shes gonna be at the gp again this weekend!!

user landos got one more chance to shoot his shot before the season ends😭

landonorris hope to see you at the paddock!

danielricciardo thanks for letting me borrow that $10 mil bro I owe you🤝 maxverstappen1 thanks for saving my cats out of that burning building, you're a true hero🤝 alex_albon thanks for paying off my whole family's debt mate🤝 carlossainz55 thanks for gifting me that mclaren, i love it mate🤝

user ALL THE DRIVERS IN HER COMMENTS IMDEAD

user his rizz was so bad they had to step in omg. user and she still hasn't acknowledged lando AHAH user a true girlboss, I love her

user i need to know what zak brown thinks off all of this😭

user next season of dts gonna be craZy

user everybodys focused on the comments and not at the fact that these lyrics sound a little sus...

posted november 2023

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dannyyyy🤠 y/n wyaaa im in the mclaren garage rn

y/n aren't you suppose to be in umm idk YOUR OWN GARAGE?

dannyyyy🤠 yeah but I need to do something real quick so come

y/n does this have anything to do with lando?

dannyyyy🤠 maybe...

y/n im sorry but he's exactly why im not in the garage rn

dannyyyy🤠 WHAT WHY pls dont tell me I hyped him up just for you not be interested...

y/n im not NOT interested but he's my dad's driver danny this can get messy so fast and what if he doesn't approve

dannyyyy🤠 oh you americans and your dramatics hes already talked to your dad dummy

y/n wait really?

dannyyyy🤠 you really think he would PUBLICLY hit on his boss' daughter without asking first?

y/n idk never really thought about it

dannyyyy🤠 JUST COME DOWN HERE YOU MUPPET

landonorris

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user FINALLY

y/nbrown cheeseball liked by landonorris

user HE ACTUALLY GOT HER

danielricciardo youre welcome

y/nbrown you pushed me in front of him then ran away...not the best wingman danielricciardo its not like landos rizz was gonna get you together🤷‍♂️ y/nbrown true landonorris hey! I wasn't that bad... y/nbrown whatever helps you sleep at night hun!

user y/n blink twice if you need help

y/nbrown blink blink landonorris 😔

user obsessed with y/n bullying lando in the comments

user I know I love them already

zbrownceo better take good care of her lando

landonorris sir yes sir🫡

user we can no longer make norizz jokes. sigh.

notes: what did y'all think of this one? I loved making it🤸‍♀️

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i’ve been meaning to request this for awhile because i love the idea, what if poly!marauders x animagus!reader and reader’s animal counter part is a raccoon so they call reader bandit as their nickname for the group. and maybe reader naturally has dark circles under their eyes and they prefer to be awake at night? maybe they steal little tokens from their partners like rings and shirts all the time too lol. idk if this interests you but if so i’d love to read it babes! -🌶️

Hi Pepper! This was my first attempt at writing animagus!reader and it felt a bit clumsy but I hope you like it! Thanks for requesting my love <3

poly!marauders x animagus!reader ♡ 742 words

“Where are they?” Sirius asks, stalking into the common room. 

Remus doesn’t look up from his book, not needing to wonder who Sirius is asking about. “They crashed right after class.” He glances out the window. “But it’s almost dark, they should be up soon. Missing something?”

“My rings.” Sirius holds up ten bare fingers. “Took them off to shower after class, and now they’re gone.” 

“Ew,” James says, coming in with two cups of tea. He passes one to Remus, handle first. “It’s like you’re naked.” 

Sirius harrumphs. “You wish, Prongs.” 

“Have you tried checking their stash?” Remus asks, flipping his page. 

Both James and Sirius look at him quizzically. “You know where it is?” 

Remus sighs. His bones creak and pop as he stands. “Come on,” he says. “I’ll show you.” 

Your boyfriends mostly stay out of their dorm during the day because it’s so quiet and dreary. You’ve got all the curtains drawn shut, not even the tiniest ray of sunlight allowed to permeate your den, and you’ve burrowed underneath the covers of your bed for good measure. Remus leads the boys to the top corner of your bed, pointing to what appears to be a pile of shirts you’ve stowed behind the bedpost. 

James crouches bemusedly, but at Remus’ nod, he pulls the top shirt aside. Sirius sees the glint of metal and drops to his haunches beside James, looking at the treasures you’ve nestled within the pile of shirts. He curses quietly, gathering the rings he’d been wearing that morning along with some he hadn’t seen for months. They clink together in his palm, and not a second later, he and James look up at the sound of rustling sheets. 

Your face emerges from beneath the covers, and Sirius thinks amusedly that it’s almost like you’re peering out from the mouth of a very plush cave. “What’re you doing?” you ask, words slurred together with sleep. Less so when your eyes narrow on the rings in Sirius’ hand. “Those are mine.” 

Sirius can’t help it; he laughs, and you glare at him (you’re really not as intimidating as you’d like to think, even with the darkness that rings your eyes and makes you look like a cartoon villain). “Oh, are they?” he asks you. “I seem to recall purchasing them some time ago.” 

“Since when did you purchase them?” James asks, rising from his crouch to sit next to you on the bed. He pets your hair, and you relax as if you might go back to sleep, though you’re still tracking Sirius’ hand with watchful eyes. “You told me you stole them from your mum.” 

“Well,” Sirius huffs. “Finders keepers.” 

“Exactly,” you say grouchily. “So put them back.” 

“Sorry, Bandit.” Sirius drops a conciliatory kiss on your temple as he slides a few of the rings on and stows the others in his pocket. “I found ‘em this time. Anyway, at least when I steal things, I actually use them. Keeping them stashed under your bed is criminal.” 

You grumble, but you can’t rally much resentment with James’ fingernails scratching at your scalp so pleasantly. 

“I think they do it to feel close to us,” Remus muses, giving you an appraising look. You won’t meet his eyes. “I mean, they’ve got your rings under there, Pads, and one of Prongs’ old necklaces, and some of my sweaters.” James coos as you sink further back into your burrow, and Remus smiles. “Did I get that right, sweetheart?” 

Sirius knows that tone. Remus is laying it on thick and extra sweet, trying to get you to squirm. And it’s working; you won’t look up from where you’re toying with the hem of the sheets, but your face takes on a pinkish hue. You start tearing the edge of your sheet into little strips between your fingers. 

“Oi.” James takes your hand prisoner in his. “Don’t start on that, we’ve already had to replace all the curtains.” 

“Is that true, baby?” Sirius wheedles, giving you his most saccharine smile. “Do you take our things because you love us?” 

You huff, your embarrassment revealed by the way you begin playing with James’ fingers. “Obviously I love you. You know that already. And you have nice things, so think whatever you want.” 

Remus chuckles. “Alright, we will.” 

“I can’t believe it.” Sirius looks down at you, raising an eyebrow when you glare. “Our Bandit’s a thief with a heart of gold.”

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