#idc anymore

[borkb]

jade i did months ago and never posted anywhere i have no clue why

#doobles #jade harley #jade homestuck #homestuck #homestuck fanart #jade harley fanart #homestuck jade #hs jade #hs jade harley #this is a multifandom acc now #idc anymore

[esha-isboogara]

lyrical lies

i am a fuckinf degenerate and i’d like to apologize for how disgusting i have become.this is the longest thing i’ve written in a while..i’ve gone off the deep end if it isn’t clear🤭

here is more rick stuff not one person asked for find it here and here and here and here and here and here

✰let’s be honest rick is his own warning, smut , afab reader, age gap!!, calling him god, a bit of manhandling, a bit of dacro (?), shitty porn trips turned full blown story

“he doesn’t bite..just go ask him”. summer whispered, nudging you towards the garage door.

you shook your head in muted panic. you’d seen how angry her grandpa could get over small things and the last thing you were going to do was set him off over a stupid question.

“why don’t you do it summer ? this was your idea, plus he’s your grandfather”. you shot back.

she looked just as scared as you were. “he’ll totally yell at me if i go in there. he can’t be mad at you, you’re a guest”.

“yeah but what if he does ? i don’t want to get on his bad side”.

summer took hold of your shoulders. “y/n. the quicker we get this done the quicker we can get away from my grandpa and do something more fun”.

the garage door opened suddenly caused you both to jump back in shock.

there he stood , an annoyed look on his face. “i’m right in the middle of something very fucking important- is there a reason the two of you are bickering right in front of my god damn door”?

his piecing gaze was enough to make you want to cry. “i..we need help on a science project mr. sanchez sir”. you managed to say fighting back the urge to turn around and leave.

he cocked his head in amusement, his demeanor softening a bit. it was clear you had played right into his ego for better or for worse.

“that’s it ? why didn’t you just say that come in come in”.

you followed him into the garage the papers clenched in your hands.

“not you summer, you - you forbidden from entering. i know you went through my shit two days ago”. rick said, slamming the door in her face.

if only that had actually been the reason. he couldn’t wait to have sweet,innocent little y/n alone. every since she’d bonded with summer over some college tour bullshit he was obsessed. he needed you and needed you bad, as embarrassing as that was.

“what can i help you with sweetheart”? his voice as sweet as saccharine.

you fidgeted with the papers once more. “well i have this project based around quantum physics and since you’re the smartest person i know i figured you’d be the best person to ask mr. sanchez”.

he couldn’t help but smile at that. he WAS a fucking genius and hearing it out loud always made him puff up in pride.

and she has manners too. this was not going to easy. it’s not that he cared about his granddaughters feelings - quite the opposite. but if summer were to find out how he really saw her friend she’d stop bringing you over. and that would just make things a million times harder for him.

“you’re not wrong, i am the smartest person you’ll probably ever meet. and lucky for you i have something that’ll give your professor a run for their money”.

as he rifled through us cabnets filled to the brim with countless inventions he piped up “and sweetheart”?

you felt yourself melting into his trap. “yes sir”?

“you’re a grown fucking woman right ? you can call me rick”.

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you were like putty in his hands at this point and he’d be lying if he wasn’t loving every second of this. and it only took 30 minutes. maybe you weren’t as innocent as you acted but he wasn’t complaining.

not when you sat atop his lap so pretty asking- no begging him to please you.

“p-please mr. sanchez” you whined, wrapping your arms around his neck and grinding yourself against his leg. “i want you to touch me , use me please, please mr. sanchez”.

oh god how could he say no to those sweet noises. he’d take you apart right fucking there if he could but alas his family was home and they did not need to catch wind of the things he was doing. he messed with the idea of erasing their memories in his head for a while but figured it would be way too much work in the long run.

“fuuuck. i’ll give you everything you want and more but you have to promise me you’ll shut up. i would hate for your best friend to walk in and see what a slutty mess you’ve become”.

you nodded your head vigorously, happy to finally get some kind of satisfaction. as terrifying as rick was you’d be lying if you said the way he towered over you with such control didn’t turn you on.

“you’re so obedient- smart girl. do me a favor will ya ? get up and lift up that skirt for me , let me see what i’m workin with here”.

you did as you were told, climbing off his lap and giving him a slow twirl.

“good girllll”.

he clenched his hand into a fist. holy shit you were a fine piece of ass. he couldn’t wait to make you his. fuck what summer thought he was going to fuck you so good you’d come back for more.

“fuckk you’re a pretty thing huh ? it’s a wonder you haven’t already been claimed, guess it’s a good thing you came here cause i plan on doin just that”. with those words he was was hovering above you pressing your face down on the metal surface of his work table.

“you look even b-better like this holy shit” he admired from his standing position.

“fu-fuck mr. sanch- rick”. you corrected yourself mid sentence. drool was already starting to pool beside your mouth but you barely noticed with how hot and bothered you were growing.

“mmm that’s a good girl”. he flipped your skirt up. and pulled your panties down to your knees ignoring your small please for him to be gentle.

he smiled- a shit eating grin looking at how soaked your sex was. “you poor thing- i’ve d-denied you much too long haven’t i ? left this perfect pussy empty for weeks? how did you ever survive”?

usually he engaged in a little foreplay only because his partners were so dead set on it. but he was far too eager to do any of that bullshit right now. he’d been waiting for this.

without so much as a warning he thrust himself inside you, a scream leaving your lips.

his hand flew to your mouth covering it word word word

“shhh shh shhh. i know how much you love my cock but you have to stay quiet. got it y/n”?

he removed his palm for a moment to hear you answer.

you don’t answer though. you’re a babbling drooling mess already. the feeling of his cock filling you up and stretching your walls felt like heaven.

“you’re my god rick - please decide what to do with me and treat me like your slave. you control all my actions i’m nothing but your stupid worldly servant to fill with seed when you please”.

he was a bit taken aback as that comment seemed to come out of nowhere. when it sank in it gave him even more of a reason to keep you to himself.

if he wasn’t carful he’d be giving beth a new little sibling. but oh fuck- she looked and sounded so perfect begging for him.

“fuck yeah i am your god ! i’m a god among men and you’re my mortal pet i can use as i please”.

the whine that escaped her throat was almost pornagraphic. it was hard to keep your composure under the circumstances.

“good pet”.

#i am trash #and guess what #idc anymore #this account #went from #okay #to woooah alright #to dark content #to rpf #to more dark content #AND NOW THIS #old science man make esha head go brrrr #i’d let him use me #yeah i said it #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x reader #rick sanchez smut #rick and morty #oh to be fucked stupid #by a grumpy science man #siiigh #esha has gone insane #clinically insane #esha wrote more than a few paragraphs wow #what a shock #real writing #and it’s for RICK #sigh #esha writes

[smiledog15578]

more of the silly guys

#art #fanart #my art #resident alien #harry vanderspeigle #Joseph Rainier #enver gjokaj #alan tudyk #idc anymore #shitpost #Asta twelvetrees #Sara Tomko

[letnirvanarain]

imagining if the main detectives met & Karl started making fun of Alfred's tiny glasses and Alfred deduced that from Karl's drinking and smoking habits he must be very lonely & then Karl tells him there's about to be another Longharvest murder and Hasan has to make them say sorry lmao

#bodies netflix #bodies 2023 #alfred hillinghead #karl whiteman #shahara hasan #Maplewood started taking bets on who would win #WHY WERE WE ROBBED OF THEM ALL MEETING #if there's one thing abt me #its that once i like a character #idc anymore #make the plot weird #just put them in situations i like lmao #Henry doesnt step in because hes too busy laughing abt the glasses #esther thinks alfred has a point

[hiromiikunn]

IM. SO. SLEEPY.

#Lost count of how many times I knocked out while trying to color this shi #Idc anymore #im going to slEEP #happy Halloween to those celebrating Yada yada yada #Goodbye. #kaishin #kidco #kaitou kid #detective conan

[bitten-by-astarion]

🔞 NSFW audio 🔞

Astarion x f!listener

Tags: moaning | heavy breathing | includes AI generated speech

#probably get cancelled for this #idc anymore #this is for my other fandom moots that slurp up this kinda filth #ai voice #astarion

[prettyboyarts]

HELLO ACE ATTORNEY COMMUNITY !!!!!

i have risen from the dead, and in honor of the newly released apollo justice trilogy, i give u a redraw of this post

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#ace attorney #klavier gavin #kristoph gavin #apollo justice trilogy #aa4 #my art #uhhh fuck how do tags work again #since the first post i have done things like: #learning anatomy and movement and color theory and proportions and perspective and #u get the idea #still not that happy with the bg but! #idc anymore

[varigolover]

okay this might be very late but SO WHAT ‼️🤬🤬 anyways it’s varians birthdayyy

#vat7k #varian vat7k #varian and the seven kingdoms #tts varian #varian #happy birthday #idc anymore

[flowerimiya]

quick vernetto sketch because I love my girlboss x girlfailure ^^

#reverse 1999 #vernetto #sonetto reverse 1999 #vertin #vertin x sonetto #wholesome yuri!!! #sonetto is such a useless lesbian /hj #just like me fr #posting ship art feels awkward to me but #idc anymore #art #my art #reverse 1999 fanart

[jgydidnothingwrong]

To this day, 4x14, Sex & Violence is used by bi!Dean truthers to say he's bi and the question is... if you are using this chapter to prove Dean is bi, then who is he bi for? Who was the one the siren was playing at? Who?

And the answer is Sam, his little brother. So, if you're ok with "Dean feeling sexual attraction for his little brother", then go ahead and use it. But if you're just using it and ignoring this vital context then, is just a lie.

And not only that! He wasn't attracted to any random dude, it was a little brother who looked up to him!! A submissive little brother who thinks the sun shines for Dean!!

This chapter only proves how much of a freak Dean is about Sam. He's obsessed, his little brother's unwavering love is his deepest desire, that's Dean for you

#Wincest #Supernatural #Idc anymore

[hamoodmood]

I'm in my idc era!

(I literally care about everything what happened and gonna cry abt it cuz I'm an overthinker)

#girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlblogger #idc anymore #or not idc #girlboss #femcel #overthinking #female hysteria #just girly thoughts #thoughts #girly things #whisper girl #sadgirl

[eli-or-e]

FUCK IT

#wilbur soot #lovejoy #will gold #mcyt #quackity #idc anymore

[magpielark]

I realise. Igave human Wally like- really big eyes and I cannot go back and fix the,m .Aha.. sorrey

#this is kindof bad #idc anymore #digital art #my art #fanart #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #a little gay. I think they are. #justa bit

[remberre]

#i know i posted an o/s/os/n version of this meme but this also fits her #maya amamo #persona 2 #idc anymore #my edit #shitpost

[fernaldoishere]

every single time i see this idiot, my heart genuinely melts. I don't mean this in some crazy fan way anymore, I genuinely love this character so much GOD

It's gotten to a point where him simply existing has made me more confident. I love him, so I start loving things about myself that I see in him. He's genuinely made my self confidence go up, I love SO MANY things that I used to hate about myself because of him. I'm a loser and I'm PROUD

I don't think there has ever been a character I hold so near and dear to my heart. It's crazy, never had a character change my entire view on myself before. He just makes me so extraordinarily happy

Not one to share positive posts like this, but maybe I should more often, this dude fr giving me motivation to just let myself be happy and stop worrying so much. It sounds so STUPID but idc, it's rare that I find a character I love this much.

#twdg #the walking dead game #twdg louis #i actually love him so much #i've even begun to excuse myself for not being able to draw #i have a much more positive outlook on life now #he's everything to me #he sometimes fr makes me wanna cry #idc anymore

[gossipgirlheresstuff]

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#girlhood #delulu #im just a girl #relatable #this is what makes us girls #girl things #gossip girl #hell is a teenage girl #gilmore girls #coquette #who even are you #idc #idc anymore #just girls being girls #it girl #mindset #your not worth my time #girlblogger #girlblog #i love blogging