#i've earned it

[muertawrites]

Eddie Munson and Sex [18+]

Warnings: explicit descriptions of s*x (minors this isn’t for you don’t fucking touch it i swear to GOD), perv!eddie my beloved, tiny bit of a daddy kink (i refuse to apologize) 

Word Count: 1k

Author’s Note: i have no idea what this is. it was going to be a fic i think but then it derailed into a headcanon-y drabble. it has not been edited. i’ve been so fatigued for the past two days that getting anything written has been difficult (thanks depression). once i come up with a plot / scenario i hope to have a very tasty smut fic written soon. i just have to puke all my other ideas up first i have so many. if any of y’all have some smut ideas drop them in my inbox please i would v much appreciate them <3

Eddie Munson was a dirty pervert. He frequented the local adult video store, from which he'd amassed an expansive collection of erotica. He masturbated at least twice a day. He had handcuffs nailed to his wall for exactly the reason you'd think, and a nasty little habit of stealing your underwear, often keeping it in his back pocket as he went about his day. He had explicit photos of you on his wall, pinned to the dashboard in his van, tucked in the front of his wallet.

And he was the sweetest, most tender lover on the face of the earth.

You both knew what it was like to be consumed by loneliness. Neither of you quite felt like you fit anywhere, and your romantic histories were both utterly tragic. It was your loneliness that brought you together - a friendship based on instant understanding that blossomed into a love so deep and consuming it terrified you at first. But Eddie, despite all his cynicism and hurt, gave you his affection readily and without the slightest hesitation. He showed you just how much you deserved to be loved, and you offered up all of yours in return.

Of course, knowing just how invested his sexual interests were, you assumed he was experienced. You knew he'd never really had any lasting relationships before he met you, but you found it difficult to believe a man like him could go more than a month without seeking release from another person. You assumed his body count was high, a gallery of women used for convenience and to distract from just how impossibly alone he felt. He was a man, after all - and men are really only after one thing.

That was until you had him naked, splayed out on your bed with your chest between his thighs, your mouth wrapped in a vice around his cock. He didn't last even a minute.

"I've never... no one's... ever given me a blow job before," Eddie admitted after you'd finished.

"... What?"

"I know, it's pathetic-"

"No, no."

You laughed, sitting up and kneeling beside him so you could look him in the eye.

"I thought..." You chuckled again at your own ignorance. "I thought I was like... your hundredth partner or something. Like you were fucking women left and right before we got together."

Then it was Eddie's turn to laugh.

"What? Do I really seem like that kind of guy to you?"

You shrugged, slightly embarrassed.

"I don't know... You're just really into sex," you explained. "And you're in a band. Casual hookups kinda made sense to me."

Eddie shook his head, his lips curling into a soft smile as he reached out to stroke your hair.

"Nah... not me. I, uh... I can never really get it up unless I like someone, y'know? I mean I'm horny as fuck but I never felt... I never felt okay giving it to someone who didn't give a shit about me. You're only the second person I've been in bed with. And the first I kind of regret, honestly. She was nowhere near as good to me as you."

You smiled, endeared by how endlessly sweet he was. You leaned forward, snaring his lips in a deep, intentioned kiss that he quickly got lost in, his hands raising to lay at your jaw.

"How about another blow job?" you offered as you parted, biting your smiling lip with anticipation.

He nodded vigorously, and the rest of the evening was spent working his cock in and out of your mouth, teaching him how to keep his cool and make the pleasure last.

No matter what his sexual appetite, Eddie loved nothing more than making you cum; and although he wasn’t as experienced as you thought, years of reading porno mags and watching smut films taught him plenty. 

He could work magic with his mouth. The moment he got you alone in his bedroom, he pinned you to his mattress, spreading your legs wide and latching his lips to your clit, licking and sucking at you with expert precision. He could spend hours with your legs slung over his shoulders, gripping and kissing at your thighs, shoving you over the edge of an orgasm without giving you a chance to recover, savoring the way you squirmed and whined from overstimulation. 

“Just one more, sugar,” he would coax you. “Let daddy make his favorite girl cum just one more time...” 

And of course you would. When he spoke to you like that, your mind went numb, fucked out and sex drunk and entirely consumed by his adoration of you.

His favorite way to make you cum was (surprisingly) in missionary. He would fuck you slowly, holding your little bullet vibrator on your clit, diving in at an excruciating pace until you came, hard, flexing around his cock and bringing him all the closer to his own release. He loved watching your face contort with pleasure, pressing tender kisses to your jaw so he could listen to you moan in his ear. It was pretty vanilla, but the way he worked you, it felt like the dirtiest, most delicious thing he could do to you. 

Eddie often used his erotica as a reference, which made everything about your sex life interesting. From toys to positions and even health advice, he was constantly bringing articles and photos from his favorite magazines to your attention, sometimes even reading them out loud as a form of foreplay. He wasn’t the biggest fan of watching porn while he fucked you, however - he preferred to set up shop in front of a mirror, getting off on watching himself slide in and out, the way your body moved with his, from a different angle. 

He wouldn’t admit it, but his favorite part of having sex with you was laying beside you after fucking you into a stupor. He’d light a cigarette or roll up a joint and hold you in the sweetest silence, sometimes with your head on his chest, sometimes with his head on yours, but always with the lightest of kisses feathered across your skin, every inch of your body worshipped by him. He loved kissing down your back, over your collar bones, up the inside of your wrists. 

Eddie Munson loved you with all his soul, and his body was how he showed it.

🌹💀 get your eddie fix 💀🌹

#muerta's works #eddie munson #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader smut #eddie munson x you smut #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson drabble #perv!eddie #i need a man like Eddie to make sweet love to me until the end of time tbh #i've earned it

[creaturezonebabey]

Hear me out

Moss is practically a salad and dirt has minerals. Therefore? Healthy.

That's all.

#chaoscore #goblincore #gremlincore #dirtcore #give me the dirt #moss #mosscore #forestcore #forest #mmm good dirt #tasty treat #a snack if you will #I've earned it

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday! should i start writing the callout post

yeah

#i've earned it #rosday 2022 #asks #autism2009

[z3llous]

Figured out how to make a sequence puzzle for my game (I couldn’t find a tutorial) I’m so fucking proud of myself

@blurryfangirlansuke​

#Imma have a lil celebrate for myself #I don't care if it easy for some of you #I did a thing #a thing I didn't know how to do #It's poptart time! #i've earned it #good job me

[sinful-trashblog]

#i just wanna be loved #romantically #I've earned it

[bardengarde]

Cringe is dead I'm gonna make self inserts for everything I love

#I've earned it

[succubusted]

I am fed, I have the next 3 days off work

I am gonna take a fuckin nap

#I've earned it #i have been sooooo sleepy all day

[the-music-keeper]

The first proper summer to-do list.

Okay, so here's the thing about summer to-do lists. I have my summer class, of course, but I have some other projects that I want to work on, too. I need to start thinking about applications for doctoral studies and my thesis. Also, it would be fantastic if I could add another publication to my CV before applying to doctoral programs, so I want to revise one of my Schumann analyses and submit that as an article. So I've broken each project up into chunks, which I hope will make it easier for me to make some headway on each one. That way when fall comes around, I won't be running around like a chicken with my head cut off worrying about getting my application packets together and figuring out what I'm going to write my thesis on and all that craziness.

Well, let's be real, I'm still going to be freaking out. But maybe I can make things a little bit less stressful for myself. One can hope.

Classical History

1. Rice reading. (My main textbook.)

2. Strunk reading. (I was right. Galeazzi was an Italian.)

3. Weiss and Taruskin reading. (This writer really thinks Haydn is the bees' knees.)

4. Hepokoski and Darcy reading. (On their version of sonata theory.)

5. Rosen reading. (A reading from a book that I borrowed from my favorite professor at JMU! If you recall, I happened to give myself a panic attack when I misplaced it in the Forbes Center overnight.)

6. Prepare to answer the discussion question. (Here's the question: what is sonata form, what are the challenges in studying sonata form, and which of the readings best address the challenges?)

7. Listening and score study. (Not gonna lie, I actually forgot about this for a while.)

8. Pick a paper topic. (Well, that didn't go the direction I expected. But I'm not mad about it!)

a. Skim the textbook for interesting topics.(And by interesting, I mean Spanish.)

b. Do some more reading on the interesting topics. (To find possible problems -- and whether I have the materials with which to answer the problems.)

Piano Practice

9. Some musical theatre rep. (I had somebody reach out to me about rehearsing with their daughter over the weekend. Surprise!)

Adulting

10. Send in work availability. (At least that's done.)

11. Grocery order. (I can probably wait until the weekend.)

12. Do laundry. (All clean!)

13. Keep job hunting. (Two interviews and no bites.)

Applications for Doctoral Studies

14. Look for potential advisors' recent research. (I want to set up Zoom calls with potential advisors, so before I contact them I want to get a sense of what they've been working on so I can get a sense of how our research interests fit. This will help me tailor my statements of purpose, too.)

Article Project

15. Check out articles with similar topics to mine in the journal my advisor suggested. (I want to look at the structures and overarching problems in these so I can get a sense of what the journal finds important and/or effective.)

16. Look at submission guidelines. (I know I need to beef up my paper, but I'm not sure by how much.)

Thesis Planning

17. Acquire some recommendations. (I had lunch with one of our colloquium speakers, and she offered some books she thought would be helpful to me.)

I have one scheduled shift this week (y'all can see why I'm looking for a new job, haha), so as long as I can keep myself off my butt I should be just fine.

#amy rambles #amy's to do list #classical history #adulting #doctoral applications #article planning #thesis planning #catholic university of america #cua #musicology #music major #it's already 2:30 pm and i have literally done nothing this morning #but i don't think it's bad to take at least a teeny bit of time to catch up on my shows #like give me a teeny weeny little break okay? #i've earned it #plus i was going to go adventuring today but i think i'll wait until tomorrow for that #it's quite warm and it looks like tomorrow might be cooler #so i think i'll try to get my classwork done this afternoon #and then tomorrow i'll go play for a bit

[olibones]

The absolutely humiliating posture you have to crouch into when your lighter slips between the crack next to the driver's seat

#please. just let me smoke my post work ciggie #I've earned it

[warriours]

Main character tag/links are done. I just need to fill out the more in depth character pages/ verses but first I’m going to take an askbox break. 

#I've EARNED it #can you dig it [ooc]

[unlicensedwarlock]

what will it take for google to list me as LGBTQ+ in ad recommendations like i’ve been watching the gayest shit possible on youtube and nothing. ridiculous what is the point then 

#google #ad tracking #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #i've listened to gay or european like 50 times give me my trophy #i've earned it

[lenaellsi]

trauma besties in matching hoodies

#doing a rewatch and that owl sure can house #hunter toh #luz noceda #toh #toh season 3 #the owl house #this is silly. but i am stuck halfway across the country from home rn. so i've earned it i think #doing my silly little doodles to cope with my silly little situations

[captain-astors]

Born of human hate.

#So I've been watching Jujitsu Kaisen! It's honestly earned all the praise I heard about it. #Anyways Mahito's delicious as a concept don't know how I feel about him as a character. #mahito #jjk fanart #jujitsu kaisen #my art

[canonkiller]

do you consider your self made?

#my art #self portrait of sorts #been musing a lot on disability recently and how being relatively freshly unable to do Most Things has changed my perspective on things #for a long time growing up i was fixated on the idea of being An Impact On The World yknow? mainly the next Big Writer #(and that it would be sooo impressive that everyone would make my books bestsellers when i was only 12 because it was That Good) #and i mean. obviously that didnt work out as originally planned because i was 12 and learning. but I've felt a lot like #I've kind of built my sense of self on those big achievements. even if they were only big to me. and a lot of them #are now out of reach or very difficult to reach. and it's been a lot to. recontextualize #to take what ive been told my whole life and ignore it in favor of just being being enough. #things will happen as they happen. i havent earned anything by suffering but it hasnt ended the world either #im here doing what i Can do for as long as I'm able to do it. and thats all i need to be for now #just making sure that i Do do the things i can do rather than assume i can do them later #anyways. love you #cw: #top nudity #artistic nudity #the dreaded ambiguously presenting nipple #if you put any pro weight loss eating disorder shit on here ill kill you btw #my body is sexy because im in it and im still alive. not because its struggling to stay that way #lindwormposting

[stardustedknuckles]

Okay but I need to know what the people who have only watched c3 think about Beau and Caleb because I've been rotating them in my head for three years too long to be objective anymore but like. Getting to see them through the eyes of a new party just reminded me that even though so much of our delight in C2 was focused around the constant indignity of the Nein, they are objectively a flickering metronome between "how the fuck are these people alive" and "this is the most hyper competent group of mercenaries I've ever seen" and I just. Do they know. Do they know that Beau is so fucking cool. Are there people who learned these two npcs have a whole campaign and want to learn more about them. I look at these two and see a montage of tiefling dicks and red eyes and promising to kill the other if something goes wrong. I see Caleb smearing mud and bat shit on Beau's face and Beau just resigned even as she makes the most aggrieved and annoyed sounds, Beau hauling Caleb's dissociated ass over her own skinny shoulder and walking him to safety. I look at them and see 500 hours and more of the empire siblings. The weeks and months they spent going from hating the parts of themselves they saw in each other to loving in the other what they still struggled with in themselves. I see chosen siblings, best friends. What do other people see?

#Do they know how much went into Beauregard Lionett asking 'you got my back?' knowing he did #How earned 'what's the play Beauregard' is #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #CR spoilers #Critical role #CR c3 #Bells hells #Edited to add: don't use this as an excuse to bitch about C2 please #I've already removed and blocked one person #I get some frustration on the attention c1 characters have gotten but don't get mad at c2 fans for it #We've been starved and we're just excited #And this is just wondering your impressions of Beau and Caleb #'Beau is a dick' yeah you're right! She is and I love her so much I wrote 800 #Sorry eight hundred thousand words about her #Several thousand of them also about Caleb #So don't be a dick please #Whatever your thoughts these characters brought people out of some dark dark places #It's me I'm people

[uncanny-tranny]

The obsession with "natural = good" isn't truly rooted in what is "natural" but is rooted in complex politics based on what is deemed "natural" by others - those in power. The whole "natural is pure, is right, is morally just" has not historically applied to the marginalized because of our supposed proximity to the "unnatural." Our bodies, our behaviour, our lives and souls will continuously be defined as "unnatural" so long as "natural" remains seen as pure and godly, so long as "natural" is equal to power.

#politics #genuinely don't know what to tag this as lol #definitely have talked about this before but. shit like this continues to affect me and others y'know? #and this especially affects me on a trans scale - where trans can never be defined as 'natural' so long as natural means cis (and het too) #natural/human nature politics also has strong roots in christianity too but i don't think that aspect is *necessary* #but it does affect how people are defined if they are in a culture which values christianity i've noticed #shit that's part of the reason my medical transition was delayed and threatened because it was 'unnatural' and a 'privilege' i must 'earn'