One of my least-appreciated jokes is that during the final boss fight in Bioshock, if you move too quickly during the chase sequence, Fontaine will get stuck in an animation, which stops him from taking damage.
Essentially, Atlas bugged.
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god i'm so good at drawin g i'm like a master why does nobody love me more i am literallyu so good at everything LIKE IS NOBODY SEEING THIS
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I'm sorry but the "small gay nerd" tag on that sketch made me laugh way too hard-
:3
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i have been CONSISTENTLY posting on my art blog for YEARS and i'm not even a quarter as popular as some other artists' untagged first posts
at what fucking point does my effort make me worthwhile, what on earth am i doing wrong, don't I deserve more attention by now-?
"oh just post consistently and you'll eventually build an audience who loves you" how about you kill yourself <3 because clearly nobody likes my stupid art, they'd rather give their attention to those undeserving ungrateful artists instead
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Me: "I have written a PG-13 rated crew-focused fic for the OFMD Big Bang, and therefore it will get very little attention but that's fine, I had fun writing it."
Fic: *received zero comments in the first 24 hours of being up*
Me:
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Here's a snacc.
There's a snacc.
Everywhere a snacc, snacc.
Dragon lost the snacc.
But cat got him bacc.
So now the snacc snacks...
…on a snackity snack!
Bonus:
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it's always "gavin stop shaking that protein shake like you're jacking it off" and never "how was the protein shake did it taste good"
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i made a joke abt getting fucked raw today n my husband's adhd ass was mesmerized by the tv. being the ex-theater kid i am, i was like "excuse me sir you did not appreciate how funny i am. you said you loved the letter i wrote to you because it was innocent and raw. like the way you fuck me." and then i felt satisfied leaving cause i got the attention i deserved, the reaction was just a plus tbh.
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