#i'm so fucking normal

[virtualgirladv]

You're definitely getting way more horny on main fr

Shit fuck uhhhhhhhhh

This is now a no horny zone on penalty of super mega death. If I step out of line then shoot me thanks

#vga.ask #virtualgirladv #anon #I'm so fucking normal

[dorianwolfforest]

Dorian "i don't think i'd be diagnosed with anything if i went to a therapist" ssoblr who was nicknamed pooh in his childhood because the idea of breathing in dust and having it get stuck in his lungs made him so anxious he'd breathe out and then squeeze any extra air left in his lungs out with a puff of air repeatedly throughout the day "to get the dust out"

#i'm so fucking normal #childhood memories ay

[lynxgirlpaws]

this girl is a machine that turns relatively obscure references to anime she hasn't watched into channel branding

#me staring at #*gasp for air* #aqua teen hunger force #mao mao #okko #drive-in theatre farewell messages #the youtube video where the people turned greentexts into an anime #urusei yatsura #the copacabana #high school rumble #and now fucking cardcaptor sakura #the cardcaptor one wouldn't be for me #i was watching the opening [banger btw] and saw the frame of her standing in front of a peach screen with a pink outline of a flower and i #was like #HOLY FUCK! #SFTV #HAS A MEMBER WHO'S BRANDING IS AROUND A FLOWER NOW! #WHO *JUST* SAID SHE NEEDED OUTRO HELP #i'm so fucking normal #I haven't even watched half of the things above lmfao #might watch cardcaptor sakura though this shit looks dope #a lot of pink . but i can look past that .

[aimless-aimz]

guys if any of you perhaps have any dark matter/zero gijinkas i would be fucking estatic to see them by the way

(read the tags ruhbfgshbtfjh)

#LISTEN GUYS #this is mainly directed at moots #im not asking anyone in the zero/dark matter tags to just be like oh fine whatever #AND IM NOT SAYING #IM NOT SAYING THAT MOOTS HAVE TO SHOW A COMPLETE ARTWORK #OR ANY ART AT ALL #EVEN A SKETCH #IM JUST SAYING IF YOU HAVE IT #I WOULD HAVE A STROKE #THAT IS ALL #i'm so fucking normal #im so so so so so sos o osu fiaofoig jf so normal about zero (two) #yo u have to believe me #aimless rambles

[gur0slvt]

so canon guys i'm literally six irl

#little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #little nightmares shitpost #little nightmares 2 shitpost #six & mono #mono & six #can u guys tell they're my faves #i'm so normal #i'm so fucking normal #i am literally crazy #i am cringe but i am free

[beastbarked]

i've been listening to the magnus archives for the past couple of months and i'm just starting season 5 now and i'm consumed by the hyperfixation monster

i REALLY REALLY want to look at fanart but i KNOW that i can't look up ANYTHING about the series without being spoiled 😩

#i really love jon and martin #like obsessively love them #i'm so fucking normal

[taonpest]

HHHHGN GOD TURN ME INTO A STATUE ALREADY SO TEN PIEDAD CAN SIT ON ME

#blasphemous #my stupid thoughts #I'm fine I'm sane I'm normal #I'm so fucking normal

[izukuwus]

okay guys this week I'm gonna host this write-in and I'm going to be so normal and such a good conversation partner in the downtime between sprints watch this

five minutes later: hey did you guys know that spinach tastes like human blood. I know this because I've tasted both often enough to compare them

#distant citrus sounds #i'm so fucking normal

[loverboybrightsideghost]

sometimes i'll just be minding my own business and then a piece of a song from the prince of egypt west end recording will start playing in my brain and i just have to keep going like my brain hasn't just instantaneously fizzled into mush and evaporated

#bluebird.txt #NOOOO POWER ON EAARTTHHHHHH CAN CHANGE THE PAAAAASSST NOOOOO POWER ON EARTHHHH #CAN MAKE A LIEE BE TRUEEEEE #THOOUGHHHH IT BREAKS MY HEART TO LEAVE YOU #there's nothing i can do 😔😔😔 maybe the rest of the world can be fooled #but that still leaves us two...and no power on earth can change that brother #not even you #i'm so fucking NORMAL #no i'm not the other day i remembered that the song 'all i ever wanted' existed and i legitimately screamed #liam tamne luke brady christine allado [insert entire cast of west end prince o egypt] #if you're out there i love you #the prince of egypt #i'm so normal about this #see i haven't listened to it in a few months but i won't bc i have Big Things #coming up and i legitimately might stop functioning properly if i do listen to it again #i can't risk that i'm barely getting shit done as is

[hopeled]

in the mourning--     

warning: fgo 6.5:traum spoilers mentioned no i’m not okay thanks for asking 

                   there’s someone you can’t trust on that ship.

 she hadn’t wanted to listen to such a warning. how could there be someone who would betray them? after all they went through together, how could a single one of them be working with the enemy? it wasn’t an impossible thing, but a possibility that Ritsuka refused to entertain. no matter how foolish it might have been.....she trusted her team. she trusted those within Chaldea and always would. no warning could ever stop that. 

        and then the truth came out. it was nothing she could have ever anticipated nor prepared for. because Goetia had been right but he had also been wrong. 

                   it is because we, Chaldea, will triumph. 

   “...you were wrong. “

   Sherlock believed in them. he genuinely and truly believed in them to win, to come out the victor in the end. he wasn’t trying to play them. he hadn’t lied to them. he hadn’t been fooling them from the start. she had never been wrong in trusting him, no matter what anyone said or thought. her belief never faltered. how could it? he was their friend, their ally. and, just like everyone that came before him, he did what he had to in order to give Chaldea the chance they needed to win. a victory he had full faith in them achieving, for how else could he have smiled so easily in those last few moments? he defied his Master. at the most important moment, he defied his purpose.

                                  Farewell to all my dear and wonderful friends.

     the breath she releases is a shaky one, rushed by her lungs crying out for air. her vision is blurred, nothing in sight except hazy shapes and bursts of greens & browns blending together. these are tears. they rise and slip over the curve of her cheeks without restraint and without thought, dripping of their own will. like every fresh loss, her heart bleeds anew. sacrifice was necessary and inevitable with their mission, but it made none of it easier. and it was different-- this wasn’t just someone met inside a Singularity or Lostbelt. Sherlock...he had been with them since the conclusion of the Grand Order. he had been there through each Lostbelt, willingly putting himself in danger numerous times. he was a friend and losing a friend is never easy. it will never be easy for her.

                     it will never be something she could ever get used to. 

      a sharp intake of breath follows, the only sound that is covered by the rustling of leeves in the summer wind. shaky hands rise to her face, as if to stifle the noise but that is not the intention. here, nobody could hear her. more tears flow, unrelenting and unashamed as the hot liquid trickles down her hands. messed bangs stick to her cheeks from the wetness, but she can’t bring herself to care to wipe them away.

           it hurts. like with Romani, da Vinci and Musashi-- it’s the exact same kind of pain that winds around her heart without mercy. even if he came back, it would do nothing to ease it. it would not change what had happened. and it would not be the same Holmes. knees are pulled tight against her chest, one arm curling around them as the mage lets her weight be supported by the harsh bark of the tree. she’s tired. she’s tired of losing people. she’s tired about much, but right now, it is this that brings forth the weariness. she carries the memory of so much loss with her and though Ritsuka knows she should put it down-- how can she? she cannot tarnish their memory like this. she cannot let them fade and be forgotten. but she is so damn tired because of it, angry that it keeps happening like this. angry that she’s kept in the dark until the last moment. but what can she direct that anger to? what can she use it for? here-- nothing. she has no choice but to hold onto it. there is nowhere to set it down, and so, it stays. (like a creature of the shadows, it sits and waits and grows.)

  she’ll be fine later. she knows she will be. it is how it always goes: she mourns, she grieves, in her way. she lets the feelings wash over when she is alone, letting them toss her about like a rickety boat on the ocean. she lets the pain and anger and grief flow as they are intended to (always felt so intensely, so vividly) and then, she’ll get up. she’ll continue on as always. she’ll go back to her life with a heart that’s a little more weary, a little more torn, but still beating. 

                 and she’ll survive. 

   but, for now...for now she is neither the Master of Chaldea nor the one who stands against gods. she is not Fujimaru Ritsuka, one of humanity’s last. no, she is just a regular human being, a woman with no titles and responsibilities, handling another loss the only way she knows how.

          she stays. in the woods of Cotes, as the sun sets beneath the horizon, she stays. the dying light of ambers and golds trek across her person, leaving shadows in its wake as the evening gives way into the night and the only thing she can feel is the bark against her back and the earth beneath her hands.

#drabble tbt. #FGO SPOILERS #i'm so fine right now #i'm so fucking normal #i am on my damn hinges i PROMISE #anyways i updated my canon point and will make a post but i drop this first

[dykeyaoi]

this will affect the ageswap AU

#dimple #mp100 #I'm so fucking normal #mob posting 100

[melviships]

New T/uca and B/ertie season has a bear fig tree with alcoholism and I have never felt so targeted in my life-

I could fix him, but I won’t. I'll take care of him and cry about it and then he'll try to apologize and I'll tell him he should be grateful that I'm watering him.

#melviships plushing hours #I'm so fucking normal #<- lying through my teeth

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[bunn-iiii]

THE WAY I VISIBLY HAVE A REACTION EVERY TIME I HEAR THE BEGINNING OF THIS SONG.

#sometimes even audibly #I've had people play the first note on the piano at me before and i screamed #I'm so fucking normal #Spotify

[distortedwhite]

been rping chiasuba with mukkun and i feel like i died multiple times, got revived again and again, and then stabbed violently once more whenever chiaki just Breathes in subaru's direction.

i'm sorry for the monster i am turning into whenever chiasuba (dynamic) is involved

#ran talks nonsense #enstars #chiasuba #morisawa chiaki #akehoshi subaru #i'm so fucking normal #i'm so sane #what the fuck is Wrong with them #i think they should kiss but their dynamic alone makes me explode

[bitchassmcgrass]

Took another nap that ended up with me waking up at midnight :P

#i'm so fucking normal #:p