I just found out a turn of phrase I've been using for years came from Homestuck and now I'm wondering what the fuck else I've retained from it without realizing
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And my luck has run out... tested positive for Covid earlier tonight. Currently just feels like a case of the flu, especially with my back hurting. I have a feeling I'm calling in sick tomorrow from work. I already let my boss I'm positive.
And what REALLY sucks is A) who the fuck knows what sort of symptoms I get because of the "roulette wheel of bullshit that are symptoms" and B) who knows how long I'm gonna feel like shit because of the "roulette wheel of random fucking effects" and C) who the fuck knows what my long term symptoms are gonna be because of the "roulette wheel of fuck you and the effects on your health". AKA "The 3 Fucking Roulette Wheels Of Massive Covid BULLSHIT."
I know almost certainly when I got it, which was this past Friday, second hand from my friend, whose wife tested positive sometime on Saturday, and I got informed on Sunday afternoon.
Which also double fucking sucks, since I went to my niece's high school graduation party was on Saturday, and was indoors for part of it because of rain earlier in the day. So who knows how many people are gonna feel it now.
And yes, I'm vaxxed and double boosted.
Life fucking sucks!
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I invite you to imagine: preschool or kindergarten teacher Steve who, after a long day at work, gets his wires a little crossed while in bed with Eddie
Leans in to murmur in Eddie’s ear how good he’s being, how well he’s following Steve’s instructions
Accidentally murmurs, great listening ears, instead
They need to pause after that so Steve can die of embarrassment and Eddie can recover from laughing so hard he almost asphyxiates
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I love some of the Infection AUs I see going around and thought, I want too, haha.
The mane six are infected by a strange phenomenon where they slowly turn into their G1 counterparts. Twilight, the one working relentlessly on a cure, is one of the more affected.
Already she can't move her right wing, the strange pony she's becoming apparently pure unicorn. She catches her self mumbling strange things too. What is she wishing for?
And then she keeps seeing her friends but also her friends. Who are these ponies?
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What is it about My Little Pony that makes people draw the most fucked-up gorey fanart you've ever seen in your life. What are they doin over there. Not complaining or nothin it's just a wild phenomenon.
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But did we ever consider that maybe the operator was valid??? Maybe he looked at what Alex was filming and said "I can't let that be released."
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