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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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Kristoffer Zetterstrand 2003- oil on canvas

blue_average | blue_close | blue_distant | clear_close | dense_distant | LowMist | Overcast | standard_average | sunset_average | sunset_dense

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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

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friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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just learned about this taylor "swift"? not so fast is she if she needed two jets....

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the only con of trainsitioning ftm is you gotta go from college to jupiter. you know. to get more stupider.