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merlinssassybeard · 2 years

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Abt ur ex husband gojo wht if gojo catches reader wid another man in the house holding your bb

Jst imagine the amnt of drama damnn i can't get it outta my head

Series masterlist// Main masterlist

I think this picture is an accurate description of my expressions atm

Sorry anon but i changed it a lil and now this is basically a heartbreak chapter

Tags- extreme heartbreak angst pain disappointed gojo

Ex husband gojo

Gets in fight with your fwb

"Oi you ugly muscled potato" You turned as you heard a known voice behind you. "How dare you hold my daughter huh?".

You were currently chatting with your your fwb, whom you met 2 month ago at a local bar, you both have been hooking up since. He's a super friendly muscular ex military dude.

On a fine fine day, at noon, he came at your house to see you. So currently, he was holding your 11 month daughter in his arms and that's when...

"Satoruu!!" You said with a rather shock and surprise tone.

"Huh?" Your fwb said "oh, is this the clown you were married to yn?" You looked at him and then at satoru in shock.

"What the hell?!?- satoru! I didn't knew you were coming here?!" You said in a frenzy, still numb as to what to say because satoru's never seen you with someone else.

"Do i need your permission now to see my daughter." He rudely scoffed as he slowly approached "and who you're calling clown you ugly muscle head".

"What? Dude you wanna take this outside?" Your fwb said as he perked his brows and handed you the baby. "Yn here can judge who's the real clown then" he said with a smirk as he started rolling his sleeves.

You're absolutely loosing it. These dudes. Oof. You need to stop them. But. Currently you're too embarrassed to say anything because satoru is here and he saw you with your fwb.

"I don't have time for someone as weak as you, I'm just here to see my daughter." He simply stated as he took his lil pumpkin in his arms from you, giving a you a glare.

"Hah! Just say you're scared skinny!" Your fwb mocked as he laughed at GOJO FUCKING SATORU!

You gulped as gojo, who was peacefully leaving, now slowly turned his head.

"No! Satoru!no stop!" You freaked out as he put the baby in the crib and slightly lifted his sleeves.

"Its okay baby, let him. Its not like skinny here gon win anyway" your fwb scoffed.

Gojo, now totally triggered, started walking towards your fwb who is 6'2. Your fwb started cracking his knuckles with a smirk while gojo had a sad and annoyed look. Satoru's stared at the floor while your fwb looked at him.

"Toruu no!! Please stop toru!" You freaked out again. Gojo's heart skipped a beat upon you calling him 'toru' since the last time you called him was when you guys were peacefully married.

"Oi skinny are you just gon stare?" Your fwb said as you interrupted him "no shut up pete! He'll-He'll hurt you bad, get away". You are literally freaking the fuck out because gojo hasn't said a single word. Damn. There's gon be a murder here, and you can smell it in the air.

"I came here after 2 months overseas mission to see my little pumpkin and now i have to deal with this dumb seal" gojo mumbled, he looked at you with complete disappointment and said "seriously yn? How low have your standards gone? Did you forget who are?"

You gulped at his remark. You couldn't move anymore. Fuck. What is going on with your life seriously?

"Oi skinny are you gon fight or wha-" you head twitched as gojo landed a punch on your fwb. He tried to punch him back but gojo caught his hand mid air and twisted it.

Crack

The fwb continued to land punches and gojo ever so gracefully returned them.

The big dude tried to hit him with his leg but gojo caught his leg and threw him down on the floor, knocking him out. The fwb wheezed as gojo looked at his palms and then looked at the crib where his pumpkin was babbling 'dada' and then he turned his head to you.

"Well thank you very much yn for ruining my one time i get to see her" he scoffed at you and went near his daughter, kissed her on top of the head, without touching her.

"Never thought you would become a whore like this" he said as he moved past you.

You froze. His words. It stabbed you in the heart. He's never called you a whore before, no, never ever. You thought you must've really stooped so low that gojo was forced to use this word.

You stood still as you assessed your surroundings. Your fwb knocked out on your floor, sofa misplaced, baby babbling and starting to cry, gojo walking out and slamming the door, almost broke the door that dude.

You just stood still. You didn't knew what to do.

A look at gojo's side , Part 2

I don't think i can write anymore. I have so many so many cllg pending assignments srsly plus i got colossal under eye dark circles too now lmao kill me pls

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humbuns · 4 years

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Hi! Your art is always so adorable and I LOVE your style!! I'm not always good about leaving tags or interacting but I always love seeing ur art on my dash 💕♥️ That being said, I saw ur tags on that last post and.... uhhhh 👀 I would absolutely love to hear more about ur kagehina childhood friends au if you want to talk about it omg absolutely yes please

BLESS YOU BOTH FOR LETTING RAMBLE BECAUSE THIS AU!! IS REALLY SOFT!!! And like 10% angst, so I’m really excited to talk about it 😔😔

The premise is that Kageyama has to go spend the summer with his relatives in a different town because his granddad was not feeling well and had to stay in the hospital for a while (nothing too severe but he thought it was better to send Kags and Miwa away to recover faster and not make them worry!!! ) And that's how he accidentally meets Hinata, who also has relatives in that same town and has been spending summers there for a really long time.

Kageyama joins a small vb training camp that is nearby his aunt’s house because he doesn’t get along with anyone apart from his sister and grandad so he doesn’t want to stay home with their relatives. That's how Hinata would find him sitting down outside of the gym court alone when he would pass with the other neighborhood kids to play. Hinata wouldn’t pay too much attention to him at first, but every day, it just became the same routine: Kageyama sitting there alone and Hinata always seeing him sitting alone

Eventually, Hinata decided to invite Kageyama to play with them, cause finally, he has someone his age he can play with and maybe, they can be friends but when he asks, Kageyama just straight up ignores him lmao

(And ofc since they’re just kids, this is the highest of offenses and Hinata just stomps away because guess what, he doesn’t care, he can have FUN ON HIS OWN and doesn’t need Kageyama as a friend if he’s a “big meanie”)

However, Hinata comes marching back later because it bothered him the whole day and he came with the intention to argue, but he quickly finds out that Kageyama just didn’t want to play whatever they’re playing because they were playing exactly what he said (”YOU COULD JUST HAVE SAID YOU DIDN’T LIKE BASEBALL!” “I thought I did??”)

Hinata then tries to find out what Kags wants to do instead because he still wants to be friends, but they end up spending the whole day arguing/talking without making any progress. When they went home that day, however, they found themselves not really caring if they actually did because that was the most fun they ever had with someone.

So then this became their new, new routine: Hinata trying to figure out what they can do because he finds himself wanting to be Kageyama’s friend no matter what (even if it means sitting next to him after vb practices the whole day) and Kageyama still being confused as to why he’s there, but letting it happen (Hinata almost considers it a success cause at least Kageyama is no longer ignoring him lol)

Eventually, Kageyama caves in one day after Hinata decides to join the other kids a week later and Hinata gets so happy about this and immediately, abandons the others and drags Kageyama everywhere he wanted to go with him since day 1 (Did he spend nights making terrible hand-drawn maps with a corny title like “Hinata and Kageyama Super Fun Summer Blast Adventure”? Ofc he did.)

He wouldn’t want to admit it either, but Kageyama couldn’t stop smiling the whole day because of it.

And this is how their summer went: Kageyama skipping vb practice, playing with hinata (or with the other kids, or Miwa, if she was not busy) for the whole day, and going home very happy.

(Kageyama also taught Hinata how to play vb and Hinata tries to convince Kageyama that baseball or other sports are NOT always that bad if he gave them a try lmao)

However, the coach calls his aunt one day and asks why he wasn’t going to the camp, and here’s where Kageyama gets in really big trouble. (He and Hinata did make an excuse just in case, but they both made awful reasons and ended having an even worse one after saying how their reason was stupid. Truly, no brain cells shared between them lol)

So this is where this drawing comes to play because his aunt called to tell his grandfather what he’s done and that he’s on his way from the hospital to talk with him, so Kageyama not wanting to disappoint him even more, he decided to cut ties with Hinata. And that makes both Hinata and Kags sad because their summer is almost ending and now they both lost their best friend.

But I’m not that cruel either to leave it in a sad cliffhanger lmao so!!!!!

Hinata surprises Kageyama a few days later by showing up to his house and trying his best not to be scared, he tells his aunt that it was all his fault and Kags should not be punished because of this. (He found out what happen to Kageyama by the other kids and immediately tried to make it up)

Kageyama tries to shoo him away after Miwa tells him what Hinata is doing and noticing how his aunt was getting slightly bothered about him trying to “make excuses” just so Kageyama won’t get in trouble, he really doesn’t want to make things worse than it is.

Getting more frustrated, Hinata then just blurts out that he wasn’t being a bad influence like his aunt thought he was, but he just wanted to be Kageyama’s friend cause, guess what? because he just really, really likes hiM

And ta-da, all of them just freezes because damn, that’s so embarrassing and so damn adorable at the same time lmao (Miwa is also in the background screaming “aww tobio got a new friend” like the older sister she is too)

This is also when Kageyama’s grandfather walks in and sees both Hinata and Kageyama embarrassed and his daughter just looking at both really confused lol

To cut my notes short, Kags embarrassingly tells his grandpa + aunt why he missed practice and while he expected to get in trouble, his grandfather just laughs and tells them that he actually immediately rush here because Miwa kept telling him how happy Kags was lately so when he heard how he missed vb, he had to meet the person who made his grandson so happy to even not think abt vb 24/7

And that's just basically my kagehina childhood au in a nutshell?? I want to point out this is all the same rambling mess that I wrote in my phone at 3am lmao and it’s missing some really cute moments between them but I’m so soft for them and I hope you soft for them too aaaa

#this is so damn long and i'm not sure i make sense #but i get so excited to talk about kagehina you don't understand #haikyuu #hope you have a good day btw!!!#randomstarmuffin #letters

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