#i'll fuck up royally

[silva-13]

Come on, brain, it's sub-specialisation exam on Thursday, let's get some knowledge into you. Fast! Now!

Brain:

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#my sad life #i'll fuck up royally #kili #fili/kili #fili

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[tricoufamily]

update tinder guy superliked me, asked me on a date, spent the entire thing belittling and making fun of me and seeming vaguely angry at me. then asked me for a second date

#that was the worst weirdest date i have ever been on what the fuck #like. got weirdly angry at me for having a decent relationship with my immediate family #like 'oh well at least you have [blank] 🙄😒' so many times and would not stop reminding me how much harder his life supposedly is #literally asking me to say hardships in my life so he could 'one-up' them. ???????????? #you would have literally thought i was a member of the royal family #like i had already said i was poor and was bullied in school and he was STILL kept insinuating- #-i had a family who gives me tons of money (lol) and was popular/well-liked in school. unlike him. of course #also making fun of my interests how i talk act write texts etc etc etc #you know who i bet would never do this. that's right. my crush who i can never have FUCK IT WE'RE BACK BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK MOVING ON #one of his ice breakers was 'what's your worst tinder experience' though. guess what buddy!!!! #next time i get asked that i'll have a funnier story thank you

[nerosdayinanime]

"Im worried what people would think of you then, that you're just a personal whore or something- i don't want to ruin your reputation.."

"Are you kidding? 'My dick was so good i got promoted-' Thats the biggest flex i can think of!"

"Well, you're certaintly enthusiastic about this."

#ive been thinking of the au from @planethoneybee's tags in that writing prompts post #on the topic of giyuu wanting sabito to have political power in case something happens or someone tries to pull shit- #him & shinobu debating the pros and cons of giving him title of concubine before giyuu brings up the social aspect #so shino calls sab in to get his thoughts on the matter directly and it made me laugh #another bit w sanemi- theyre at a meeting talking abt finances and theyre talking of cutting sanemi's beetle funding- #G: i can pay for it /Sane: what? /G: keep as much funding to the project as possible- i'll finance the rest of it out of my #own allowance. that works doesnt it? /Shino: i suppose. ..but you'd do that for beetles? /G: i see importance in it. /Shino: very well- #sanemi doesnt thank him or even mention it but he definitly looks at giyuu differently after that- he used his own shit to keep #the project going full blast? damn. he did that for sanemi's beetles. man. #somethn somethn giyuu bringing up the idea for shinobu to have a personal guard(/helper) as well #shinobu 'i know what you are' @ giyuu before he hurriedly explains he doesnt mean get a side hoe hes genuinely just #offering to find her a trusted guard/helper whos sole purpose is to do errands n shit specifically for her 'oh! that sounds nice actually' #'sab has someone in mind for you- says shes one of the best in the forces and a pleasant personality' 'ill see that for myself first' #'okay [thumbs up]' #im imaginging a mix between european kingdoms & east asian/chinese/japanese empires except i dont know shit about either #only thing i vaguely know is theres advisors & like sub-royalty & in traditional japanese more (/complex) layers of clothing = rich/royal #the 'sub royalty' has a name im p sure. i forgor. fuckiinnn. #nope its just not there. oh well. giyuu w the fingerless sleeve-gloves my FUCKING beloved #also vague thought of sabito & mitsuri wearing helmets that utilize their pink hair as fuckin. yk the european knights #w the stupid ponytail thing/romans w the gold helm/red mohawk thing. somethn like that #they wouldnt wear like full Heavy Armor like knights do their fighting styles & w the close-quarters they wouldnt need it #but like for Show at Fancy Pantsy Time theyd dress up similarly #loserboy giyuu posting #loverboy sabito posting #sabigiyuu #of all the shit i have for this au THATS the scene that gets front page. dick joke funniee #(in case its not clear text goes Giyuu-Sabito-Shinobu talking)

[meraki-yao]

What the fuck, Taylor's already attending an event

Apparently it's a brand event dinner? Which, what the fuck, it's almost 11 pm

Where the fuck does this man get his energy from and can he spare me some 🤣😭

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #taylor zakhar perez #alex claremont diaz #I don't have the app to access the event live stream #I do have the app for the GQ event though #It's a brand event??? We're all really confused #But you go Taylor #I give up following this man for tonight #he's not tired but I am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #have counselling today #and very unproductive biochem revision #Im sleepy #I'll catch up to his activities tmr morning #please please please people please be kind to him #also please Taylor be aware about timezone #We're supposed to go to sleep now it's fucking 11pm

[kharonion]

Nothing like being excited about an artist community only to know you're completely excluded from it for reasons you don't even know lmao 🤡

#hi i'm not actually doing okay. this bullshit has been fucking me up Royally. #whatever. i'll continue poking out from my Hole instead of being involved like i wanna be ig. ✌ #tbd

[altruistic-meme]

hands - a young royals study 1/?

[ season 1, episode 1 ]

part 1 / part 2

#oh dear god how do people do this #and how are they SO GOOD AT IT #anyway hi hello yes i am going through my hands shots list and making gifs of them <3 #keep in mind there are 204 shots all together and this is. only 8 of them #split up for space sake idk how many posts each episode will get yet due to the fact some episodes have 8 shots and some have 27 #so #we'll see #i'l deal as i go #<3 here you guys go have some very shitty gifs #maybe i'll get better with time (fuck i hope so) #(we're not looking at the 11+ failed attempts to get these gifs working) #young royals #netflix #young royals gifs #gifs #young royals hands #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #sara eriksson #felice ehrencrona #yr s1e1 #shh ac

[chloeseyeliner]

it's three and a half in the morning, i am sick on the verge of a fever and i am definitely going to do what normal people do when they come down with something!*

*read firstprince sickfics to cry over their love and caring for each other and, as a fellow perfectionist and control freak, sympathise with alex not wanting to fall behind in university just because of a disease.

#yes i am talking painkillers blah blah #but this is a better medicine #what the actual fuck covid #i trusted you #we have been besties away from each other all these years #and now that uni is starting you show up unexpectantly? #βιργινία δεν είσαι καλή συνάδελφος! (for the greek para pente fans) #the test is still coming out negative and imma go feral #and i have no friends in uni #i suppose i'll have to email the professors 💀 #thank god i did not get that job now #they would throw me out of the shop #(always look at the bright side of things!! 😭) #anyway i hope it doesn't get worse #and also #when will i stop using tumblr tags as my diary help #red white and royal blue #firstprince #rwrb fanfic

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

to me the beauty(?) of royal pains is. chloe is of course the most toxic gf with all sorts of issues you couldn't even imagine while jake seems all well-composed and able to deal with her shit. however the truth is that he is not, in fact, able to deal with her shit. he's just as if not even more unhinged than her.

#this gets dark so. i'll elaborate in the tags instead of the post. tw suicide mention in the following tags >> #some time after jake's parents leave and his mental health plummets they get in a fight #chloe is drunk and yells at jake to kill himself and jake grabs a bottle of her perfume and raises it to his lips #like 'yeah okay sure i will. fuck you.' out of pure spite. and chloe screams again but this time out of horror #and she doesn't know how to deescalate the situation so she's just like 'you fucking idiot that won't kill you put it down' #but jake is high as hell and passively suicidal at this point. he's like 'how do you know that?? let's find out huh??' #she has to wrestle the bottle from him like she's taking something a dog shouldn't eat from its jaws #when they sober up they never speak of the fight again. chloe does not suicide-bait jake again and jake does not threaten suicide again #but they are very aware of how toxic they are capable of being #oh boy i can't believe all this came out of me trying to figure out if royal pains would fit into a silly meme #bmc #be more chill #royal pains #chloe valentine #jake dillinger

[illuxtre]

Between today and yesterday I watched all the hunger games movies for the first time (I had only watched the first one before) and let me tell you I was crying and genuinely horrified and sad by the end of it wow just WOW that was so depressingly realistic yall go there for FUN????

#I was Not in the hunger games hype when I was reading 2010 juvenile books #for the simple reason I don't like battle royale or dystopia or modern war books #← not because they're bad or not neat commentaries but bc I am easily impressed and reality is already daunting enough #to me #Like I genuinely only watched bc I want to watch tBoSaS and I needed the context #bc the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes is much more up my alley with the colorful old tv and less premeditated battle royale #and. less bombing of children. that genuinely fucked me up there #also I like Snowbaird chemistry and tragedy and dynamics that are A Bit Fucked Up #like in short I'll probably adore tBoSaS as a entertaining movie bc it's more Fantasy and pretty cinematographically tbh #I deeply admire the hunger games as a series it is objectively maybe one of the best and most mature of its era #HOWEVER however too close to the world as it is to not be more sad than entertaining

[hermetichermethermes]

Yo Chat, It's my fucking birthday apparently. Legit forgor™ it was so close and now it's like, here.

I'm allegedly like 28 or something. Can't believe I didn't die at 27 and become part of that oh so elusive 27 club with the Cobain and Winehouse and Hendrix et al. Was so sure I would. Now what? I just keep on trucking??

[if anyone says anything about this here 29th April being the anniversary of the royal wedding btw I'll gut you like a fish and use your bones as a xylophone.

Those classic British fucks did what they do best, they colonised my birthday. Straight up co-opted it. Didn't even ask me. It was so cool that year when everyone , especially my family was watching the wedding on my birthday and ignoring me btw. It's not an ingrained core memory that's burned into my psyche or anything. I'm so cool about it. I hardly even plot regicide anymore]

#birthday #don't get me a present #just promise to help me kill some of the royals from time to time #Especially Will #Might just fuck his wife #Kate babe. You got your in to the family so now it's my turn for my in #I'll be the dad that stepped up to the kids idm #I'll turn them into little anti monarchy communists #I'll teach them irish and glorify the IRA #So they'll publicly denounce the throne #I'll destroy the Windsor clan from within

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

if the best defense of your headcanon is a post well-established to be full of incorrect information about a real mental illness that actually exists, then maybe your headcanon isnt as canon compliant as you think it is. just saying!

#'i think izaya has bpd and this post illustrates why! #nevermind that my mutual who famously dislikes this post has repeatedly said that its full of misconceptions! #i'll nod and smile and pretend to give a shit and then turn around and say it backs my argument up well!' #its fine if a hc isnt canon compliant btw. you can just project. i do it all the time. you dont need to be the Most Correct #just. maybe dont use Misinformation About A Real Disorder to fuel your ANIME BOY HEADCANON #like. i am stressing this because this is the piss on the poor website #but i do not give a fuck about the headcanon itself #it is the fact that you (royal you) are using MISINFORMATION ABOUT A *REAL STIGMATIZED DISORDER* to defend it #waposts

[byanyan]

ㅤat this point, they're beyond wasted and vibing out to music that's too loud with several substances on standby for when the buzz starts wearing off. happy new year!!

#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ic status ⋮ fighting a fight i'll win anyway. #excuse to make use of this gif bc it's one of my faves? maybe. #but mostly i don't want to make an ooc post bc i don't much care for new years #THAT SAID....... i do actually have a goal for this year #and that's to finally ACTUALLY take fucking steps toward getting a diagnosis so that i can maybe start to be a functioning human being #for the first time in far far too long #at this point i'm p sure i'm on the autism spectrum and/or adhd and only having treatment for depression & anxiety #and having psychs guess at MAYBE things like bpd are the underlying main issue #then not actually doing anything about it #has royally fucked over my quality of life since middle school (: #i don't like talking much about my life bc it's genuinely so embarrassing #but i figure maybe baring a little of my soul will help encourage me to finally take steps forward. #this is basically my happy place. my retreat. my escape. #and byan has effectively become my comfort character and a bit of an outlet #so while i'm out here crying about shit i just want to say a huge thank you to all of you lovely mutuals who have kept me company #and put up with my sharp and glittery little freak and given me all these amazing relationships for them #i'd be doin a whole lot worse if not for y'all you have no idea #thank you i love you and here's to hoping that 2024 is good and a better mental health year for all of us ♡♡♡ #...there's a good chance i'll be embarrassed enough to delete all these tags later tbh #but i'm in basically the last time zone to hit midnight so it's probably late enough that most people won't see it anyway lmao

[livingjoke]

What are the odds of two of my favorite shows both heavily featuring celestial beings and having an ending that makes me want to pull my hair out and scream?

#personal #I just can't win #supernatural #lucifer #I'll never forgive either showrunners for their finales #it was so easy #and you fucked it up royally #goddamn it

[may8elle]

So according to currently and actively-updating numbers (as of 5 May, when I’m writing this), AEW: All In set for Wembley just crossed 70,000 tickets sold- assuming everyone shows up, they’ve just outpaced WWE’s Clash at the Castle (2022), whose attendance was just over 60k

And they just opened up more seats in the arena, as well- meaning if they somehow manage to keep pace with their current sales and everyone shows up, they could- maybe, just maybe- outpace 1992′s SummerSlam, whose attendance (according to WWE) was barely over 80k. (I doubt they open up all the seats, as that would put people behind the stage and whatnot so I’m not holding my breath on that one- but we’ll definitely see)

I PERSONALLY don’t like to pit the companies against each other- friendly rivalry is fine, the animosity of the fans choosing one side over another and shitting on/berating the other side just isn’t cool and definitely not for me. I like parts of both companies and both brands, etc etc. This is just a super important moment to talk about in the Pro Wrestling Ecosphere simply because it’s the first company outside of WWE to do numbers like that anywhere in the UK/Europe. It’s especially impressive because AEW is such a new company and new product. 

#aew #all elite wrestling #yes yes aew has been around for 4 years now #and in the day and age of streaming its a lot easier to reach wider audiences and be more popular blah blah #HOWEVER #Impact never did this #ROH never did this #NJPW hasn't really crested that either #(NJPW's Royal Quest (their first UK show) only had around 6k in attendance) #And these are companies who have been around longer and have tried to use streaming to their advantages- obviously with varying results #The fact that this is happening and that so many tickets have been sold so far (scalpers or otherwise) is such a huge huge ordeal #And I'm tired of WWE diehards trying to deny that it IS a big deal #I love WWE- i grew up watching it and its what got me into wrestling after all- so don't get me wrong on this #I'm NOT an AEW defender- if AEW fucks something up I'll call them out on it the same way I would if WWE fucked something up #THE POINT is that it's the ONLY company OUTSIDE of WWE to have ever done this and that is HUGE #Regardless of whether or not you want to admit it- it's a big deal #may talks wrestling #all in

[palettesofrenaissance]

might go to a beach tomorrow so I can cry into the sand

might purchase a taco to eat and cry into too

#thank goddess for side blogs - that's all I'll say #I post this because I was going to try and update a fic this weekend but I don't think that's happening #it's equal parts mentally and equal parts irl aggravating shit that seems to be the work of racists/misogynoir and I don't know how to cope #I've bought crown royal and Bacardi a week ago but so far I can't stomach the Bacardi. it's SO NASTY. but I'm almost out of crown 😔 #and I'm on a budget so I'm screwed #also been listening to my spotify playlist named 'drink' since getting off work today because that's been the mood for real for the last 2w #so I think after posting this I'm going to pour me another glass and get into either my Wishes or Choices stories for the rest of the night #I might read more of my book tomorrow but idk. been watching either Atlanta or the Simpsons or bewitched or black-ish lately -- mindless tv #showering doesn't even make me feel better anymore and I got several new aromatherapy scrubs and lotions 😔 #again I'm sorry for anyone/if there was anyone who was expecting me to update this weekend. I sincerely would if I could control my brain #(the irony of that last sentence... what kind of fucked up existence huh)