#i’ve considered giving him snakebites. or a tongue piercing

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what piercings does Danny have in your CFAU?

Danny’s got double lobe piercings on both ears, and then helixes, and an orbital on one side! Then he’s got an eyebrow piercing on the right side of his face. I don’t have any particular reason for why he’s got piercings as an adult, I just thought it’d be a fun way to indicate a physical change from when he was 14 and last saw the Waynes, to the next time they see him. Although with this version of Danny (rather than my original, unserious beta version of CFAU), it probably would follow that he'd potentially get piercings when he was older. (So not a total shock)

#dpxdc #dp x dc #cfau #childhood friends au #cfau danny #piercings #danny did his lobe piercings at home but the upper parts were done by a professional in the ghost zone #his ghostly healing means he couldnt go to a human piercer it’d heal in an instant #i’ve considered giving him snakebites. or a tongue piercing #guys with piercings >>> #playing dress up with your characters is the best part of making an au! #its also lowkey a relic to what my original childhood friends au was like in my head when it was still more of a 'daydream au' #which was more cracky and unserious. it leaned more into danny being more like his pre-canon self ie: meekish and shy when he was in gotham #so him having piercings/being more confident/cursing/etc the next time they saw him would come off as more of a drastic change considering #the last time they saw him (when jason was alive) he was a skittish and quiet kid. bookish. him turning out all goth-rock and punkish and #willing to throw hands with anyone he sees. would have been a big “huh??” moment for jason and co #hey wouldn't it be fun if jason had a childhood friend who moved away when he was a kid and returned to kill #the joker after he died? and that friend looked almost unrecognizable from his memories? #'daydream aus' are what i call aus that aren't all that serious and stem from listening to music and daydreaming. they're largely silly #unserious. and more “hah wouldnt this scene/idea be fun” and would've been harder to write down as a longform au. cfau stemmed from me #listening to music and going and then it spiraled from there.

[klunkcat]

I just got hit with the weirdest idea- could you write an AU human fic about aziraphale rescuing an injured snake and taking it to vet!crowley who has snakebite piercings and of course azira's got to make an awful pun about that and they hit it off instantly

(I have to preface this with I know nothing about snakes or vets at all, and this prompt is a true gift you have bestowed upon me.)

“Now, my dear, I’m sure you’re experiencing quite the largeamount of distress—understandably, of course! You see, well, the thing is I’venever owned a snake before. Not really an animal enthusiast, beyond. Well,there’s the nature channels and magazines, certainly, but it would be terriblyunwise to say…. Bite me at this particular interlude? I do feel as though weare working towards the same end, do you think we could come to anunderstanding, just this once?”

The snake bundled somewhat haphazardly in his arms flickedits tongue agreeably. Zira nodded to himself happily. “Excellent. Alright, um.Onto step two, then.”

He made short work stepping out of the building towards hisvehicle—car, he scolded himself. Michael had mocked him for weeks last time he’d let the out of date term slip through. Although, with the age and general unpleasing noises that often sprouted from the thing, neither word was truly appropriate. 

Zirahesitated for a moment, placing the snake carefully in the passenger seat.

“Shame there aren’t any safety belts for reptiles, hm? Suppose you will, um. Just need to stay put. Please.” Thepoor thing blinked its yellow eyes slowly and curled up tighter. It looked abit like a sad cinnamon bun, all black and brown and ill all over. Really, thiswas an awful mess from top to bottom.

It was one thing to find a poor unwell creature out on thestreets and take it in for assistance, in fact Zira liked to think most peoplewould step in to help. It was pointedly and glaringly another to see a sadsnake in a poorly run pet shop, create a small diversion involving kibble, andcommit an entire felony to rescue said creature. Oh, dear.

It was only that the poor dear seemed so morose, sodespondent and lonesome. It was only that, perhaps, he’d had a moment ofcomplete understanding, like two souls in perfect synchronization. As thoughthe snakes bundled form and unblinking steady gaze had been screaming at him,something poetic about barriers one could not cross, about suffocatingunderneath them.

The young woman at the receptionist desk did not find hisexplanation nearly as fascinating, it seemed.

“That’s great, uh. Sir, if you could just, hand me yourfriend there—” Zira’s gaze caught her name tag, printed nicely with a fitting font choice, if he said so himself, “Anathema! Yes, oh of course, Ms. Anathema, I mustsay I’ve never owned a snake before, well actually, I don’t suppose I own this oneeither- besides the point! Right, yes, it’s only. My, er, my funds have been abit low this month- book binding’s not what it used to be, I’m afraid. Typologyneither.” Anathema’s dark brows drifted closer and closer together. Right,hurry it along Zira.

“Are you saying you can’t pay?” She asked,the strange lack of any inflection in her voice made the question impossiblymore uncomfortable. Zira shifted, he felt his smile turning into somethingplacating. Gabriel always said it made him look constipated.

“W-well, it was more of an, ah, an inquiry? As to, how muchI would needing to be…. Gathering, I suppose…?”

“Ngk,” said a voice from the backroom, “don’t bother.” A rather attractivevoice. If voices could be attractive. This one certainly was. And it wasattached to a pair of rather attractive sauntering hips as well, andbeautifully stunning bright hair, and—

“Good lord,” Aziraphale muttered, thankfully with enough wherewithal to hide it under his breath. Not with enough wherewithal to escape entirely ogling the twobits of metal poking from a rather attractive angular face, with rather darktransition lens glasses hiding what were likely two rather beautiful eyes, thebastard. The lips slightly above the piercings quirked upwards.

The newcomer waved a hand lazily Anathema’s way. “Putit on mine, pro bono.” Good heavens, Zira repeated, internally for emphasis. The drawl inthat voice, he could practically see the flowing script of it all. And, oh,there was a flowy script right there on the nametag. Crowley. Lovely.

Anathema quirked a brow and sighed. “That’s for lawyers, not veterinarians. You and yoursoft spot for snakes. Head office isn’t going to like these expenses you keepinvoicing, you know.”

Crowley made a dismissive noise. “I’ll write it off somehow,blame the weather or the lack of it, you know they never check up. So,” Crowleyturned towards Zira, finally, and planted a pair of black painted nails on thecounter. It took Zira a moment to realize he was being spoken to. “Let’s have alook, hm?”

Zira blinked. “Oh! Right, yes.” He shifted his bundleslightly, and felt the snake wriggle unhappily.

“Bit of a grumpy fellow,” Crowley noted.

Zira smiled, a little crookedly. “Suppose you’re not afraidof a hissy fit or two.” He gestured with a weird half elbow shuffle atCrowley’s piercings. Snake bites, he remembered they were called, a bit tooproudly for the level of humor he’d just struck the room with. He winced assoon as the words left his mouth and was met with a long pause.

To his surprise, and likely Anathema’s as well from her wide-eyedblink, Crowley laughed. “Hmm, guess you’ve got me in one there.” He managed tofree Zira’s wriggling prize enough to verify…. Something. Probably not a fever,Zira reasoned. Snakes were cold blooded, he was pretty sure they’d covered thatin National Geographic once. “Right, Anathema be a darling and take our friendback?”

It took Zira another embarrassingly long moment to realizeCrowley likely hadn’t meant Zira. It was another embarrassing realization tofind that he was blisteringly relieved Crowley had just chosen to stay outfront with him.

“Heard a bit of your tale; guessing you’re not usuallytaking care of scaled serpents.” Crowley arched a brow behind the dark shades.

“Oh, oh no. Well, it’s just that it looked so sad yousee and—”

Crowley grinned, a full toothy thing. Something in Zira’schest absolutely delighted in the sight. “Heard the whole thing from the backroom. Stealing a snake right from the store? Risky move, that is.”

Zira huffed, feeling vaguely like he was being teased. “Ofcourse it was, it’s not as if I make a habit out of committing crimes. Thisseemed like a pertinent case, however.”

“Oh, pertinent. Totally different thing, then.”

“Right.”

“Officers would have to let you off then, maybe without evena warning.”

“They should!”

“Practically makes you a regular angel, that does.”

“I- well, that seems a bit much.”

Crowley laughed again, Zira thought distantly it was thekind of laugh one could be greedy for. “Snake saviour, I can see it now.Probably make a statue for you, I’d think.” He pulled off his shades with aquick wink, and oh, but if Crowley’s eyes weren’t the most beautifullystunning shade of melted honey. Unfair, wielding those. Practically made abrain go to pieces along with the alarmingly loud skip beat of his heart.

“I’m Zira,” he blurted out, abruptly. Embarrassingly.Stupidly. Crowley’s grin only softened beautifully. Perfectly. Brilliantly.

“Anthony J Crowley, indebted I’m sure to your great serpentrelated miracles.”

“Pish posh, you’re the vet, my dear. You’ll be the oneconducting miracles, no doubt.”

Crowley snorted. “Oh, I’m not the vet.” He gestured to theback. “Anathema’s the brains around here.”

Zira blinked. “But, you were—”

Crowley’s smile sharpened, somehow. “Brilliant, right? Shetakes the desk when we’re slow, and in return I do all the stocking and makethe awful paperwork disappear. Not much of a people person, me.”

Zira definitely attempted not to blush ferociously at thepainfully obvious fact he was very much people-ing a person at this exactmoment. “Right, er… Very efficient arrangement, I must say. You can’t say she’sletting you fill out her paperwork, though. Right? That would be—”

“Wrong? Immoral? I dot all the t’s and cross all the ‘i’s Ipromise. No one checks our handwriting anyways; those finance guys just wantthe cheques at the right times. Suppose you, oh rescuer of the downtroddencreatures, holy as you are, would triple check all on your own.” He definitelywas being teased now, he decided. Except, he couldn’t find any amount of himthat particularly disliked it. And those infuriatingly distracting snake bitesmade it difficult to hold any amount of ire, he supposed. As well as theentirety of the person wearing them.

“Well, either way, Anathema is the best of the best, so Ican promise your little friend is in good hands. If you leave us your information,we can give you a ring when we know what’s wrong with ‘em.” Crowley slid aclipboard of papers his way with the kind of grace that suggested someserpentine similarities in itself.

“Oh, right….” He tried not to show his disappointment.Childish, really. They’d had one five minute interaction after all. It was onlythe sad lonely part of him reading grand divine plans and destiny into things,projecting them onto this nice young fellow at the smallest of—

“Or,” Crowley cut in, with a casual lean across the counterthat brought their faces just this side of close. “You could….. uh, hangaround. If you wanted. We’ve got a waiting room, good for waiting.”

The gears in Zira’s brain ground to a halt, suddenlynoticing the absolute bright red of Crowley’s ears, and his nervous foottapping. Something eased in his chest.

“No use to a waiting room without any waiting to be had,” henodded agreeably.

The ten megawatt grin that met him in response felt likesummertime. “Plus, you’ve got a proper snake on your hands now. Needs a lot ofspecific care I happen to know all about.”

Zira hadn’t really considered that reality, consequences offoolishly running on righteous impulse. He winced. “I do hope I’m equipped tohandle the task, poor dear deserves all the love it can bear after its ordeal, Iwould think.”

“Oh, you’re an angel, caring for all the creatures big andsmall. You’ve got plenty of love, I’m sure.”

Zira arched a brow, a small soft smile on his lips. “Well,certainly there’s that.” He positively delighted in the pink that spread acrossCrowley’s cheeks. He’d always been one for enjoying a bit too much of hedonismin his years, sampling all the finest sweets and words he could find. This Not-A-Vetstruck him as a very rare and very precious sweet, one he was fast discovering hewouldn’t like to do without. It made him coy, confident in a way he’d neverfelt. Flirtatious, nearly. Zira, flirtatious? Heavens, what was next.

Crowley coughed, stuttering for a moment. “Uh, ye-right. Nngk.Well. There’s also…. Lamps, that’s important. Lamps and terrariums, and food.Gotta have the right sorts of foods, of course.”

“And you know which ones are right, naturally.”

The smile slithered back, bringing with it a certain warmthto Crowley’s sharp features. “Naturally. Would be happy to tell you all aboutit over say, tea? Good exchange for all these bits of genius, I’d think.”

Zira pretended to hum and haw it over for a moment, “Youknow…. I am a rather big fan of tea, as it were, but there’s this lovely sushiplace nearby I saw earlier. Was driving past in a bit of a panic, of course, notmuch time to stop in.”

Crowley nodded, casually. A bit ruined by the smirk and the wide-eyedearnest intrigue. “Terribly tragic, no. Won’t do at all. Been there once ortwice myself, definitely would be a shame for you not to pop in.”

“Horribly heart-breaking, absolutely.”

For a moment, they both stared, Zira realizing he’d quiteforgotten his surroundings the moment Crowley had strolled in. An oldergentleman reading a paper nearby huffed loudly. He’d have blushed, stammeredout an awkward apology, and made himself bundled up into the farthest corner,typically. Scolding words from his family crept in, just a little. Somethingabout desperation, about obvious pathetic affection for a stranger.

Strangely, looking at those amber eyes and taunting metalbits, he found he didn’t much care for their opinions on the matter.

“Shall I reserve a table for two, then?” Crowley asked,perfectly innocent. “Bit strange, going out with a bloke you only just met. Wouldbe understandable if you erm. Thought it over a little. Or, well. You know. Sortof like…. I dunno, something you’d see in one of those awful stage plays.Bloody hate those depressing ones. Something cosmic and overly poetic and-“

“Ineffable,” Zira breathed. Taking all the courage he couldmuster, he quickly wrote down his number on the paper in front of him andpushed it Crowley’s way, along with a prim Seven O’clock Sharp addendum.“Best not to question it then, hm?”

Crowley blinked, then smiled. “Course, angel. Wouldn’t dreamof it.”

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fic #aziraphale #you could argue zira is too oblivious for this but #au liberties and a lack of the whole their side lends itself well to flirty flustered nonsense #Anonymous #snake vet au

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11 questions tag!  ❤️❤️

So!!! We were tagged by the amazing @theliqht to do this and Candi and I are delighted to answer!! Thank you so much for the tag my queen, I hope you’re having a lovely day ily ily ily,,, *AHEM* These are some cool ass questions, here we go!

01. What are your fears/phobias?

Mimi: Bugs. I really, really hate bugs. Any kind I really just can’t handle asdfgfd pls get away from me tnx. Also public speaking, or doing anything where I have to be centre of attention or whatever nope nope my anxiety does not like that lemme tell ya Candi: I really hate clowns, small spaces and open water but let’s just say nothing scares me 😎

02. Are you taking any classes that are not academic (if you’re still a student)? if yes, what?

Mimi: I’m in college, and I do Creative Broadcast Production, so does that count??? Candi: I’m in college so uh I guess they’re all academic? I do creative broadcast and film production

03. Your top 3 fav albums? doesn’t have to be kpop!

Mimi: OOOH MAMMA MIA- Uhm, I guess it would be Diamond Eyes by Deftones (I love them so much), a tie between Going Seventeen or A|1 by Seventeen (ofc asdfliasj my actual LIFE), and idk if this counts as an album or naw and this might seem nerdy but the skyrim soundtrack is a blessing and very good for study so I’m going to put that down bc I can’t think of anything else (tbh all game soundtracks are phenomenal hmu if you want some recommendations bc I have TONS) Candi: O boi this is gonna be hard. Demon Days by Gorillaz, Bad by Michael Jackson and Never Mind The Bollocks by Sex Pistols.

04. Would you rather explore the depths of the ocean or go to outer space?

Mimi: As much as I love the big, blue and beautiful ocean, I’m gonna say space lol. Like, space is infinite, and there’s so much to discover, and the ocean is just limited and scary tbh. Take me to the stars lmao Candi: Definitely space, fish are creepy and y’all have ye seen the shit that lives in the ocean? I mean I guess I’d stumble upon funky ass aliens in space too but sure look it, space is cooler imo.

05. Which celebrity would you want to be best friends with?

Mimi: Oh damn, this is really hard. Would it be cliché to go with someone from SVT and say Seungkwan adsjkfasldj I just, I love him so much he’s so funny and kind and I’ve always said I’d love to be friends with him like I feel like he’d be down to do whatever with you so yeah Candi: I’d say Miley Cyrus because we could chill and smoke weed all day, she is one of my favourite arists as well so.

06. Do you have any piercings? how many?

Mimi: I only have the regular ears pierced, but I don’t even wear earrings LOL I haven’t worn earrings since I was like 14,,, Candi: I have 11 piercings, lmao yeah 11. I have my vertical labret, snakebites, septum, both my nipples, tongue, industrial, rook and helix. Hawhaw pls don’t judge me.

07. What animal best represents you?

Mimi: Damn this is deep what’s on your mind fam asdfjkdfdsf lmao I jk I jk, uh,,, my fave animal is a wolf, and I guess wolves are kinda like quiet creatures like me? Loyal and steadfast. Wow that was poetic. But tbh I’m probably more of a turtle – slow and scared of everything to the point of hiding ^^’’ Candi: I don’t know tbh I never know how to answer these questions. I like to stay in my bed a lot so I have the qualities of a sloth, I’m very loyal so I’m also a dog, idk fam, lots of animals.

08. If you could change one law, what would it be?

Mimi: I guess since the topic is big here atm in Ireland, changing the law on abortion? Like I’m not comfortable with the idea of it like idk, it’s a big thing to think about, but if a woman needs to do it, then I believe she should have the choice. It’s her body, her decision, and no judgement should be passed to her Candi: This is a lil bit controversial but I’d love if abortion was legalized in Ireland because we are currently fighting H A R D for it with all the protests and stuff and it’s 2017 ffs, give women the right to their bodies thank you bye.

09. Your ideal type?

Mimi: Someone who makes me laugh, who can bring me out of my shell at my own pace, who will accept my flaws and be comfortable with me, who’ll bring me peace and happiness even in the simplest ways, someone who’ll have patience with me but also like to be crazy with me (so like, if I’ve somehow described wonwoo, mingyu or hoshi, don’t be surprised and just overlook it ok I love them so MUCH) Candi: I honestly don’t know, I love guys who look like they haven’t slept since they left the womb and who look psycho because I obviously have issues but then when it comes to girls I like chubby/curvy girls who are quite girly. Honestly, I don’t even look at the appearance that much it’s always the personality that blinds me. A person could look like ass and I’d fancy them because they’re funny. I just have a lot of issues l m a o.

10. Would you rather live in the city or countryside?

Mimi: I’d say the city, as much as I’m not a fan of big crowds, I feel like you can get comfortably lost in a city? Like you’ll have your solitude as you want it! Unless someone offers me a cottage in the forest then bye I’m living there for an eternity and becoming a witch of the land Candi: Both have their advantages but I’d much rather live in a city. I’m a busy busy person and I love the hectic lifestyle so in a city I’d be able to live how I like

11. How did you find my account? or if I was the one who found you first, what was your first impression of me? (just be honest really, no hard feelings !!)

Mimi: I’ve followed your blog on my personal one for a while and I absolutely love your content bc you bring me those amazing SVT scenarios that I lack in my life and you’re just a lovely person and your blog is so positive and nice and UGH I’M A BIG FAN ILYSM KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING YOU’RE SO SWEET Candi: I’m pretty sure Mimi followed you and you and Mimi chat but just so you know I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY? YOUR CONTENT IS A++

Ok, all done!! Here are our questions now!

1. Describe your personality.

2. Who is your ultimate bias and why?

3. Besides kpop, what other music do you listen to? (If any, if not that's g)

4. Favourite movie and why?

5. Your hobbies!

6. Do you see yourself falling in love and staying with the one person for the rest of your life? : ) ) ) )

7. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and what would your ideal trip be?

8. Let’s be positive! What is something you’re proud of? (can be a feature, smth you’ve worked on, smth you’ve done etc.)

9. Do you have a large friend group, or small?

10. What was the last book you read?

11. If you play games, what would you consider your favourite, and why? (I’m sorry I had to gghjkgjk)

We hope you like the questions! We’re tagging @kpop-stole-my-lyfe, @seventeen-teen-teen-trash @incorrect-seventeen-quotes, and @incorrectmxquotes You don’t have to do this, but this is the handful we thought might like to! Enjoy!!

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